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Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Get Communion in SF

Posted on October 18th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Roman Catholic.

On October 7, 2007 a pair of truly devout ladies received Holy Communion from Archbishop George Niederauer, the regional manager for the San Francisco Profit Center of the Holy Roman Altar Boy Lovin’ Church. The ladies were men dressed in nun drag who belong to the righteous and holy gay order, The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

The Bishop, formerly assigned to Salt Lake City, is accustomed to telling malicious lies about queers that know their place and never get uppity. Dealing with the gay crowd in San Francisco, a city where crustacean-based meals and barber shops are flaunted in public, seems like it will be an educational experience for a priest not used to dealing with militant fags. Some shops in San Francisco even sell nuns habits made from mixed fibers!

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, founded in San Francisco in 1979, are known for their white face paint, outrageous costumes, theatrics and support of the gay community. They adopt names such as Sister Chastity Boner and Sister Constance Craving of the Holey Desire and have mottos such as, “It is not wise to say no to free drinks, cheap jewelry, discount cosmetics or pretty boys.”

We support The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, and have even been blessed by one of the Sisters while visiting the Gay Vatican, also known as The Castro.

Rumor has it that the services of 4 naked altar boys were required before the Archbishop was able to recover his composure, and even then his pretty dress needed to be dry cleaned.

Ha ha!

Technorati Tags: Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, San Francisco, Castro, Archbishop George Niederauer, Catholic Church, Holy Communion, sacrilege. comedy, guerilla theatre, Ha ha

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Catholic Church Evicting Nuns to Pay for Child Molesting Priests

Posted on October 17th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, child rape.

The Holy Roman Boy Rape Church Regional Profit Center in Los Angeles is cutting costs to protect the cash flow of Nazi Ratzi. In an effort to raise enough money to pay off 660 million dollars in child-rape lawsuits, while still being able to buy $700,000 dresses and Prada shoes for Nazi Ratzi, the LA diocese is evicting perfectly innocent nuns that never raped any children so they can sell the convents where the brides of Christ expected to live out their lives.

Unless you are a War President, money does not grow on trees. So the Church has decided to punish the innocent nuns instead of the wealthy and powerful bishops who actually ran the pedophile rotation rings for decades while collecting big bucks from the naive faithful.

Until these gol darn lawsuits started the Boy Rape Church had a pretty good racket going. First they forbid their chump followers use of birth control, insuring a steady flow of virgin children, then they collected the big bucks needed to support their child molesting priests in the luxurious style they prefer. Now that they have been caught in the act several thousand times, the church wants more money from the chumps to pay for the crimes the chumps unwittingly financed in the first place.

And since the chumps are beginning to develop some resistance to the constant fleecing by the Boy Rape group, and the number of chumps is steadily declining, the world’s wealthiest Nation-state-religion is being forced to cannibalize itself in order to meet their court-imposed debts.

One must feel sorry for the nuns in this case, many of whom never did anything worse to a child than rapping them across the knuckles with a ruler, or calling them a brazen hussy. But as for the operators of the pedophile ring, Fuq Em!

Technorati Tags: Roman Catholic, pedophile ring, Los Angeles Archdiocese, child rape, nuns, eviction, lawsuits, Holy Roman Boy Rape Church

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Orange County RC Bishop Faces Jail for Contempt of Court

Posted on October 11th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape.

In Southern California, Orange County Roman Catholic Boy Rape Church Bishop Tod Brown may be the next bitch sharing a cell with a 400 pound Latino gangster who was abused by a priest as a child.

As the recent court case against the world’s largest child molesting organization was winding down, a “high ranking church official” broke down in tears, and was apparently on the verge of spilling the beans when Bishop Brown sent him safely outside the jurisdiction of US courts for “treatment” in Canada. This pissed off Orange County Superior Court Judge Gail Andler, and the contempt of court charges followed.

Interesting to note is that in this case the Catholic Church was protecting a child molester that was not an actual priest, no doubt this explains the fact that in this case the child victims were girls and not boys. Without the formal training provided in a Catholic seminary, the teacher and child molester protected by the Church in this case had not been trained in boy rape techniques.

Brown sent Msgr. John Urell, the chief cover up artist for sex abuse allegations in the diocese, to a treatment facility in Canada so that the Monsignor, who was inexplicably overcome with what seemed like real remorse not directly related to a multi-million dollar lawsuit, would not divulge the dirty secrets of the child rape coverup policies designed orginally to protect the financial interests of the world’s largest religio-political-financial empire.

I say lock up the virgin mother fucking Bishop for a few decades and let it serve as a warning to the child rape group. This is not Rome, and crimes against humanity committed by the Church are no longer ignored by the courts in this country. If the bishops, archbishops, and cardinals of the US boy rape church are not willing to abide by the laws of this country they can either go back to Rome and play Hide The Altar Boy with Nazi Ratzi, or they can enjoy the interior decorations of some American prisons and play cell bitch for some big, bulky murderers.

Technorati Tags: Tod Brown, child rape, Catholic Church, conspiracy to obstruct justice, Orange County, Judge Gail Andler, contempt of court

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Federal Budget For Killing, Not Medical Care for Children

Posted on October 4th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Imperialist wars, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Rants, Repugnicans, Warmongering, editorials.

Our Glorious Christian Leader has bolstered his image as a War President by using his veto power to defeat a bill passed by Congress that would have extended a medical care program (SCHIP) for children. It is better to drop bombs on foreign children than provide medical care for our own children, or so it would seem.

No doubt Our Glorious Christian Leader was inspired by a famous quote from his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, or Imaginary Son of Imaginary Sky Daddy to be more precise, “Suffer the little cluster bombs to come unto me, for theirs is the Kingdom of Republican war profits”. I think that is how it goes. Compassionate conservative my ass.

Besides, these damn poor kids are too young to be sent overseas time and time again, and then treated like dirt when they come home wounded. By the time they are old enough to be used as cannon fodder, Our Glorious Christian Leader will be back home in Crawford counting his war profit dollars.

Our Glorious Christian Leader is willing to spend ten billion dollars a month to protect exclusive oil rights for the billionaire that is building his Presidential Library, but medical care for our own children is just too big of a burden, since it does not help his war profiteering Fundamentalist Christian cronies. How could anything be more disgusting than Our Glorious Christian Leader?

Technorati Tags: Our Glorious Christian Leader, SCHIP, veto, war profits, Ray Hunt, Bush Library, Iraq war, child care, Party of Jesus

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Humans Unite Against Rush Limblob

Posted on October 2nd, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Faith-Based Invasions, editorials.

A coalition of human beings is presenting a united front against the right wing hatemongering liar and uber idiot Rush Limblob in reaction to his recent shameless attack on US veterans exercising the freedom of speech they have defended.

Limblob attacked a caller to his moronic talk radio program when the gentleman suggested many Iraq war veterans were opposed to the continuing futile imperialist adventure.

The closest Limblob has ever been to a war was the war on drugs, and he was on the wrong side then just like he is now.

But now real soldiers who have really been to Iraq and really seen the horrors brought on by the Bush/Vader war machine are speaking out, so Limblob calls them fake soldiers.

Shup up, Limblob, and listen to the human beings for a change.

Technorati Tags: Fake soldiers, Rush Limbaugh, Neo-conservative, pacck of lies, Iraq, Imperialism

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RC Archbishop Claims European Condoms are Laced with HIV

Posted on September 27th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Sighince, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, Sighintifik Resurch, editorials.

The Holy Roman Child Rape Church Bishop of Mozambique has claimed that condoms shipped to Africa from European nations have been intentionally laced with the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) in a racist plot to kill Africans.

Archbishop Francisco Chimoio, a direct report employee of Nazi Ratzi, repeated this death-promoting lie directly to a Reuters reporter. If this intentional deceit by a mother fucking robber baron is not a crime against humanity, I’d like to know how it is not.

By using condoms, persons having sex greatly reduce the risk of transmitting HIV, the virus that even the Catholic Church admits causes AIDS. When a mother fucking son of a bitch like this lying toe rag tells this kind of a carefully calculated malicious lie people that are misguided enough to listen to this scumbag increase the risk that they and the people they love will die.

We have a message for Archbishop Francisco Chimoio, Up against the wall, motherfucker.

Technorati Tags: Archbishop Francisco Chimoio, child rape, Catholic Church, child molesters, HIV, AIDS, bald faced lie, crimes against humanity, Nazi Ratzi, condoms, Europe, Africa, conspiracy to commit murder

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No Homos in Iran, Except Those Killed For Being Queer

Posted on September 25th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts.

Speaking at Columbia University in New York City yesterday, the President of Iran told a number of lies and made quite a few ridiculous claims. But the most obviously stupid lie told by this cold-blooded killer was the farcical claim that there are no homosexuals in Iran.
It is widely known that the extremely stupid, dumbass, retarded religion that forms the stupid half of the deadly Iranian Church-State calls for the death penalty for anyone identified as gay.

For those afflicted with religious beliefs here in America, Iran and its murderous regime should serve as a stark example of what inevitably happens when the two powerful evil forces of Religion and Politics are not kept at arms length from each other.

Governments are especially expert at killing people, it is the threat of death that keeps governments in power. And religions are highly skilled at identifying bad people that must be put to death “Surely there blood shall be upon them” appears in dozens of places in the idiotic Christian Bible, for example.

So, when religion and politics get married the streets are soon filled with blood. Ayaz Marhoni and Mahmoud Asgari were two Iranian gay teens put to death for loving each other. Later the Iranian Bureau of Fiction made up the story that they had raped a younger child, but curiously this invention did not appear until after the civilized world reacted to this Iranian crime against humanity.

When Iranian asshole Ahmadinejad claims that there are no queers in Iran, what he really means is that they kill them as quickly as they are discovered. Like Our Glorious Christian Leader here in America, you can tell when Ahmadinejad is lying by watching to see if his lips are moving. Fuck Iran.

Technorati Tags: Ahmadinejad, Iran, homosexuals, homosexuality, Islam, murder, homophobia, Our Glorious Christian Leader, queers, gay teens, Ayaz Marhoni, Mahmoud Asgari, fuck Iran

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Mexican Cardinal Knew Priest Was Child Molester

Posted on September 13th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape, hypocrite evangelists.

The group Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests has released copies of court documents containing written correspondence between Mexico City Cardinal Norberto Rivera and Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony. These documents, according to SNAP, indicate that the head of the Mexican Catholic Regional Profit Center (diocese) knowingly transferred a child-molesting priest to Los Angeles to let the public furor in Mexico die down, protecting the all important income stream from scandal.

Additional documents indicate that Nicolas Aguilar had been arrested for child rape in Mexico, and because that nation is deeply afflicted with Catholicism and other types of deceit - naturally the creep was not put in jail. Instead he was promoted to America.

Later, when American parents had the brazen gall to complain about their children being raped, Cardinal Mahony sent the serial child molester back to Mexico, where he still roams the hills to this day seeking virgin children to rape and casting Catholic magic spells.

So this high ranking Cardinal, a position roughly analogous to a member of the board of directors in a corporation that does not conspire to rape children, was perfectly well aware that Rev. Nicolas Aguilar was a child molester, but instead of taking away his book of magic spells he just sent the bastard to Los Angeles for some fresh Mexican-American kiddies to rape. These Cardinals are so amazingly evil they make a Republican Senator look good.

SNAP also released a 1986 Mexican police report in which witnesses alleged the suspect spent the night with young boys while working as a priest in the central state of Puebla.

It is a new world that we live in today, one in which the Catholic Church is no longer able to conspire to protect criminals at the expense of innocent children without having to pay consequences for their criminal conspiracies.

Cardinals, Archbishops and Bishops are now forced to choose between protecting the cash flow generated by each of their child molesting employees, or turning in their felons right away in order to protect the Nazi Ratzi Prada Shoe Fund from multi-million dollar lawsuits when their criminal conspiracies are revealed. The only way to force the Holy Roman Child Rape Church to consider the well being of the children they afflict with their idiotic fairy tales is to threaten the one thing the corporation really cares about: their enormous financial and political empire. Money talks. Cardinals, Archbishops and Bishops have a noticeable increase in their attention span when being told about child-raping priests if there is a downside that involves hundreds of millions of dollars in punitive damages. They even seem to care about the children once the jackpot gets up near two hundred million dollars.

Catholicism: using amazingly stupid ancient fairy tales as smoke and mirrors to conceal the real agenda of raping your children, and expecting you to pay for it. Now is it time to Just Say NO to Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies?

Technorati Tags: Catholic Church, child molesters, criminal conspiracy, Survivor’s Network of Those Abused by Priests, Cardinal Norberto Rivera, Cardinal Roger Mahony, Nicolas Aguilar, conspiracy to promote child rape, Catholicism

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Activist Homophobes Seek Ouster of Naughty Iowa Judge

Posted on September 12th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

A group of outraged activist homophobes for Jebus is demanding the ouster of Iowa District Court Judge Robert Hanson. His Honor correctly ruled that selecting a group of people that will be denied equal rights under the law is unconstitutional. Stupid too, not the judges ruling, the Fundies.

Nothing makes a Fundie hatemonger more angry than the threat of gay people obtaining equal rights. It often causes Fundamentalist Homophobe Fear of a Queer Planet Syndrome, a dangerous condition that can lead to panty wadding, loss of Marital Sanctity, and idiotic blathering about a vicious, spiteful God of Love destroying corn silos in a violent temper tantrum.

For many years to come there will be pissing and moaning and preposterous claims of nonspecific harm that are obviously ridiculous. There will be vague warnings of dire consequences that never come to pass. There will be TV evangelists threatening Iowa with natural disasters. Self-loathing Catholic priests will complain about equal rights for gay people. Obnoxious Repugnican candidates will promise to protect fools from imaginary harm.

And in the end there will be gay marriages in Iowa. And the Baby Jesus will cry so much he’ll drown in his own super-power miracle tears. Poor Baby Jesus, all he ever wanted was bigotry, deceit, and intolerance.

Get your daily dose of Fundie stupidity here.

Technorati Tags: Iowa, Activist Judge, Robert Hanson, gay marriage, equal rights, equality, homophobia, Republican, Jesus, Queer Planet

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Fundamentalism: Public Enemy Number One

Posted on September 11th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Religious Wingnuts, editorials, hypocrite evangelists.

Six years ago today the world was handed a fresh reminder of the evil that results from the kind of fanatical religious beliefs called Fundamentalism. Although it was Islamic Fundamentalists that used their hatred and intolerance to justify the horrors of September 11, only a few hours passed before Christian Fundamentalists began to cash in on the horror of that day and use it to promote their agenda of intolerance and social injustice.

Pond scum like Pat Robertson and the still-dead Jerry Falwell hastened to blame the proponents of civil rights for women and gay people for the horrors that were actually perpetrated by their cousins that spread hatred in mosques instead of churches. They used this tragedy to increase their cash flow and bolster the idiocy of the fools that follow them because they fail to see the villainy that is always part and parcel of fundamentalist religious dogma.

According to Wiktionary, fundamentalism in the theological context is

A conservative movement in theology among 19th century and 12th century Christians, in reaction to modernism and that stresses the infallibility of the Bible not only in matters of faith and morals but also as a literal historical record, holding as essential to Christian faith belief in such doctrines as the creation of the world, the virgin birth, physical resurrection, atonement by the sacrificial death of Christ, and the Second Coming.

Fundamentalist Islamists hate Christians because their brand of stupidity is the One True Religion and no other should be tolerated, while Fundamentalist Christians hate Muslims because their brand of stupidity is the One True Religion and no other should be tolerated.

The lesson that should be learned from 9/11 is very clear and easy to understand. As a species, if we wish to survive, it is long past the time when we should all join together and “Just say NO to Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies”.

Have you ridiculed a religion yet today?

Technorati Tags: terr’ism, fundamentalism, stupidity, 9/11 anniversary, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Osama bin Laden, Al Quaeda, Islam, Christianity, religion, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy

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