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Al Quaida Terr’ist Really Pissed Off

Posted on February 27th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Stoopit Religions.

A really big and important terr’ist on the Al Quaida team, a group that kills real innocent people on behalf of an imaginary grumpy sky daddy, is pissed off bigtime with the USA for killing a terr’ist leader. In fact he is so pissed off that he is threatening to do mean and nasty stuff. For Allah, of course, it’s not like terr’ists enjoy killing people for no reason. They kill people for stupid reasons.

Al-Qaida’s number two leader, Ayman al-Zawahri, made the threat in a new video released Wednesday on the Internet. In the video, he pays tribute to Abu Laith al-Libi, who was believed to be the terror network’s third-most important figure after Osama bin Laden and Zawahri himself.

So, they are going to kill anybody that kills their killers, including the Americans they are already going to kill anyway on behalf of their child molester hero Mohammed. They don’t want people killing their killers, because then their killers can’t kill people. So it seems they will kill killers that kill their killers, plus everybody else they can kill too. For Allah, the nice guy.

So this is different how?

Technorati Tags: Ayman al-Zawahri, Al Quaida, terr’ists, terr’ism, Mohammed, Child molester, Abu Laith al-Libi

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After 49 Years All Powerful Deity Can Only Get Castro to Resign?

Posted on February 23rd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Invasions, editorials.

For many, many years people who are afflicted with religious delusions have prayed to an imaginary super-pal for an end to the Fidel Castro regime in Cuba. Now Castro has announced his retirement. The question we have is, if the most powerful Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy in all of make believe land wanted Castro to be out of office, why did it take so long?

During the infamous Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba there were lots and lots of Catholics praying for a successful killing, in His mercy of course. Deadly death did they pray for, but Castro survived that dismal failure.

Surely the big butch all powerful super duper big in the sky guy can handle one overweight elderly dictator in very poor health? But despite all of the pious prayers of the faithful communist haters, the worst harm that has befallen Castro is colon surgery? Hell, I’ve had colon surgery, and hardly anybody prays for my death, as far as I know. Not that I would mind, of course, because if there is one thing that the human race is very quickly learning and plugging in to their mindset it is that Nothing Fails Like Prayer.

Technorati Tags: Jesus, Bay of Pigs, Prayer, Failure, Fidel Castro, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, super pals, Cuba. Communism

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Former NYC Employees Discuss St. Rudy of 9/11

Posted on January 3rd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Lying Bastards, Repugnicans.

Presidential candidate and noted Saint of the Church of Fear of Terr’ists, St. Rudy of 9/11, was the subject of an article published by Guardian Unlimited in which former City Hall employeees, from back in the days when he utterly failed to protect NYC from terr’ists, speak about the way he forced them to hire incompetent hacks that were part of his political machine.

Gee, what a surprise. Republicans gots corrupt now? Republicans forcing incompetent fools into important jobs that involve public safety? Republicans showing callous disregard for issues of public safety while building their power base?

Is this the same Saint Rudy of 9/11 that put the New York City emergency coordination department in the World Trade Center after it had already been bombed once? The same Saint Rudy of 9/11 that ignored advice that he should not put the city’s emergency headquarters in a building well known as a target of terr’ists?

So now Saint Rudy of 9/11 wants to provide the same level of protection to the whole country as he did for New York City in 2001? Gee, um, no thanks, you shameless hack.

Technorati Tags: Giuliani, Republican, Republicans, Candidates, election 2008, Saint Rudy, 9/11, New York City, terr’ists, terr’ism, corruption

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Gay Marriage Threat to World Peace: Nazi Ratzi

Posted on December 13th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic.

Former Hitler Youth and wealthy homophobe for Jesus Pope Nazi Ratzinger has said that gay marriage is a threat to world peace in the same way as nukular weapons. Honest, we’re not making this shit up, this multi-millionaire fucktard actually said this crap. (story)

Direct from Vatican City, “Pope Benedict XVI said in a statement Tuesday that abortion, birth control and same-sex marriage are threats to world peace, on the same level as nuclear arms proliferation, environmental pollution and economic inequality.” Nazi Ratzi did not indicate if raping altar boys was a threat to world peace, but we do know it is a threat to his income.

What a dumbass mean bastard of a mother fucking son of a bitch. Two guys get married and nukular war breaks out? I don’t exactly think so. Maybe it is about time for Nazi Ratzi to crawl back under his rock.

Let’s face it, Nazi Ratzi is the one using Weapons of Mass Deception.

Technorati Tags: Nazi Ratzi, Ratzing, Rat Pope, Holy Roman Boy Rape Church, Vatican, Gay Marriage, Nukular Weapons

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Holy Roman Child Rape Church Release Comic Book Warning Boys

Posted on December 5th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Roman Catholic, child rape.

The Holy Roman Child Rape Church in the USA has released a new comic book that includes a warning for virgin boys afflicted with Catholicism. Kids are warned to be very cautious if Father Flannagan starts asking if they like to hang around in gymnasiums, or if they have ever seen a grown man naked.

The new comic book warns boys that are just about to start growing pubic hair that Catholic Priests are not to be trusted, and they should never let a priest corner them alone in a confined space.

It is good to know that there are people within the world’s largest political and financial empire run by men in dresses that actually do care about children. Of course it is always possible that the world’s wealthiest religion is actually motivated by a desire to cut their losses in civil suits, but even so, if fewer children are molested by priests that will be a good result.

We think that the new Priest Off aerosol spray is the best choice for protecting pre-pubescent children, but this comic book idea is good too.

Technorati Tags: Priest rape, Priest Off, comic book, Catholic Church, child molesters, pedophilia, YouTube, Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests, Priest Abuse, Child abuse

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Jesuits to Pay $50 Million For alaska Child Rape Priests

Posted on November 19th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Roman Catholic, child rape.

While the Catholic Church continues to deny the realities of human sexuality, and their priests continue to pretend to be chaste, pure, and celibate, the cases of large cash payouts to victims of child molesting priests pile up, one on top of each other. The Jesuit order has now agreed to pay 50 million dollars for cases of Jesuit priests who sexually exploited rural Alaskan children.

Before the Jesuits arrived the poor native children had nobody to rape them and tell them how dirty sex is, but thanks to the marvelous duplicity and hypocrisy of the Holy Roman Altar Boy Church they have been both molested and made to feel guilty about it.

Of course the whole time these priests and missionaries were raping these children the Church was collecting cash for pretty new dresses for Nazi Ratzi.

This $50 million tab is just for one religious order, and just for the children they raped in the state of Alaska. Is anybody adding up all of these hundreds of millions of dollars? I bet Nazi Ratzi is.

(story)

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Iranian Official Says Gays Should be Hanged

Posted on November 13th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Religious Wingnuts, faith-based torture.

Speaking to a group of British Members of Parliament, Iranian government official Mohsen Yahyavi said that gays deserve to be executed or tortured and possibly both. He did not say how hot he thought lesbian porn was, however.

Mohsen Yahyavi is the highest-ranked politician to admit that Iran believes in the death penalty for homosexuality after a spate of reports that gay youths were being hanged.

President Ahmadinejad, questioned by students in New York two months ago about the executions, dodged the issue by suggesting that there were no gays in his country. The sane college students, not afflicted with Fundamentalism, reacted by laughing in his face.

Iran is a perfect example of the extreme danger involved in letting persons afflicted with Fundamentalist religious delusions have political power over normal human beings. No more than 15 minutes study of history is required to understand that the evil of any particular government is directly proportional to the influence of the local fairy-tale based religion on that government.

It is little wonder that Iran stands apart from the civilized world. Their brutal suppression of women, pious murder of homosexuals, and ridiculous laws based on idiotic superstitions set them squarely in the middle of the 14th century. Yet they have the technological means to spread their insanity beyond their borders.

Christians do owe a debt of gratitude to Islam. Were it not for Islam Christianity would be the dumbest religion in the world.

Technorati Tags: homosexuals, Mohsen Yahyavi, Iran, Fundamentalism, Homosexuals, hanging, murder, homophobia, MP, UK,

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Support Our Troops on Veterans Day, Bring Them Home

Posted on November 12th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith-Based Invasions, Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Warmongering.

As America celebrates Veterans Day today, we are reminded not only of those who have served their nation so bravely in the past, but also of the thousands of men and women at risk today because of a war of aggression that was sold to an unsuspecting nation by a propaganda campaign based on a pack of lies.

Right wing pundits aside, the fact is that liberal scum do not want our soldiers to die. Unlike some who speak out fervently in favor of this shameful war, the New York intellectual liberal elite realize that the best way to show our support for our soldiers is to stop wasting their lives in a war we have already lost.

If the real goal of our invasion was to find the alleged WMD, it has been a complete failure. If the real goal of our illegal campaign was to bring Democracy to Iraq, then we have failed as it is rejected by the people of Iraq on a daily basis. If the real goal of our invasion of a country that had absolutely nothing at all to do with terr’ism and 9/11 was to decrease terr’ism, then our failure is so immense as to be incalculable.

We have never found the WMD because the liars telling us they were there knew perfectly well that they did not exist. We have never found the sooper-seekrit nukular research facilities described in such detail by Darth Cheney, because he is a lying toerag who knew quite well his entire nukular weapons scam was a pack of lies and nothing else. Perhaps Darth wanted to throw a few hundred billion dollars to his pals at Halliburton, where he was the CEO before moving to the supply side of the US murder by war industry.

We have found thousands and thousands of terr’ists, and quite often they have found us, but they were not terr’ists or they were not in Iraq until after our illegal, immoral, unjust and ill-advised war of aggression based on a scandalous and well calculated pack of lies.

So now we have a situation in which our brave young men and women must constantly defend themselves from terr’ists who would not even be terr’ists in the first place if we had not invaded their country and caused over a million deaths all for reasons that we continue to lie about to this sad and mournful Veterans day.

Let us show our brave fighting forces that we do really care about them, let’s bring them home while they are still alive.

[tags}Nukular, Veterans day, Darth Cheney, pack of lies, war crimes, Republican, war criminal, Halliburton, terr'ists, WMD[/tags]

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Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Get Communion in SF

Posted on October 18th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Roman Catholic.

On October 7, 2007 a pair of truly devout ladies received Holy Communion from Archbishop George Niederauer, the regional manager for the San Francisco Profit Center of the Holy Roman Altar Boy Lovin’ Church. The ladies were men dressed in nun drag who belong to the righteous and holy gay order, The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

The Bishop, formerly assigned to Salt Lake City, is accustomed to telling malicious lies about queers that know their place and never get uppity. Dealing with the gay crowd in San Francisco, a city where crustacean-based meals and barber shops are flaunted in public, seems like it will be an educational experience for a priest not used to dealing with militant fags. Some shops in San Francisco even sell nuns habits made from mixed fibers!

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, founded in San Francisco in 1979, are known for their white face paint, outrageous costumes, theatrics and support of the gay community. They adopt names such as Sister Chastity Boner and Sister Constance Craving of the Holey Desire and have mottos such as, “It is not wise to say no to free drinks, cheap jewelry, discount cosmetics or pretty boys.”

We support The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, and have even been blessed by one of the Sisters while visiting the Gay Vatican, also known as The Castro.

Rumor has it that the services of 4 naked altar boys were required before the Archbishop was able to recover his composure, and even then his pretty dress needed to be dry cleaned.

Ha ha!

Technorati Tags: Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, San Francisco, Castro, Archbishop George Niederauer, Catholic Church, Holy Communion, sacrilege. comedy, guerilla theatre, Ha ha

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Catholic Church Evicting Nuns to Pay for Child Molesting Priests

Posted on October 17th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, child rape.

The Holy Roman Boy Rape Church Regional Profit Center in Los Angeles is cutting costs to protect the cash flow of Nazi Ratzi. In an effort to raise enough money to pay off 660 million dollars in child-rape lawsuits, while still being able to buy $700,000 dresses and Prada shoes for Nazi Ratzi, the LA diocese is evicting perfectly innocent nuns that never raped any children so they can sell the convents where the brides of Christ expected to live out their lives.

Unless you are a War President, money does not grow on trees. So the Church has decided to punish the innocent nuns instead of the wealthy and powerful bishops who actually ran the pedophile rotation rings for decades while collecting big bucks from the naive faithful.

Until these gol darn lawsuits started the Boy Rape Church had a pretty good racket going. First they forbid their chump followers use of birth control, insuring a steady flow of virgin children, then they collected the big bucks needed to support their child molesting priests in the luxurious style they prefer. Now that they have been caught in the act several thousand times, the church wants more money from the chumps to pay for the crimes the chumps unwittingly financed in the first place.

And since the chumps are beginning to develop some resistance to the constant fleecing by the Boy Rape group, and the number of chumps is steadily declining, the world’s wealthiest Nation-state-religion is being forced to cannibalize itself in order to meet their court-imposed debts.

One must feel sorry for the nuns in this case, many of whom never did anything worse to a child than rapping them across the knuckles with a ruler, or calling them a brazen hussy. But as for the operators of the pedophile ring, Fuq Em!

Technorati Tags: Roman Catholic, pedophile ring, Los Angeles Archdiocese, child rape, nuns, eviction, lawsuits, Holy Roman Boy Rape Church

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