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Baby Jesus Furious After Maine Senate Supports Equal Rights

Posted on April 30th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry.

The most powerful infant in the history of the entire universe was rumored to be crying inconsolably and as pissed off as a mad hatter on Thursday after the Senate in the US state of Maine voted in favor of a bill that would grant equal rights to homos and those lesbo types too.

If signed into law by the Governor of Maine the Homosexual Agenda will have taken over almost all of New England, completely destroying the Sanctity of Sanctimonious Christian couples. Fortunately the measure still has to go through the Maine House of Representatives before it could reach the Governor. This leaves plenty of chances for Jeebus-loving Republican legislators to warn about hurricanes, earthquakes, flu epidemics and other horrible consequences that will be sent to Maine by Baby Jeebus if they fail to uphold Party of Jesus Holy Homophobia.

Won’t anybody protect the Sanctity of Bigotry?

Technorati Tags: Maine, same sex marriage, equal rights, Republicans, homophobia, Jeebus, bigotry, faith-based bigotry

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New York Governor Unveils Gay Marriage Bill

Posted on April 16th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Demoncrats, Dumbass Religions, editorials, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Rants, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

New York Governor David Paterson is unveiling a proposed new law that would grant equal marriage rights to all residents of New York State regardless of their gender or sexual orientation. After all, Equal equals Equal.

The Catholic Church, also known as the Altar Boy Rape Corporation, is already banging their drums and posing as morally superior child molesters. And of course they pretend that their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy does not approve of homoluv. As if any sane person in touch with objective reality would give a shit what these power hungry ultra-greedy authoritarian cretins from the 13th century have to say.

Newly installed New York Archbishop Timothy Dolan started his gig by complaining about people ridiculing the Catholic Church.
Perhaps if they stopped using ridiculous ancient fairy tales to justify medieval sexist, misogynistic and homophobic authoritarian world views people would not feel the need to strike back with well deserved ridicule and biting sarcasm.

It will be very interesting to see the way in which Governor Paterson’s renewed efforts to promote equal justice under the law proceed. It is clear that the Governor is seeking to promote justice, so we can be certain that the Party of Jesus will be strongly opposed.

Technorati Tags: New York State, Governor Paterson, David Paterson, equal rights, gay marriage, same sex marriage, equality, Party of Jesus, bigotry, Catholic Church, child molesters, dogma, homophobia, sexism

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Amazonfail: Reality vs Christian Homophobia

Posted on April 14th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Recently a number of very well known authors of books that mention the existence of gay people began to notice that their books were falling completely off the sales rank charts at Amazon. Thus these books were losing their Amazon Rank.

At the same time book searches for words like homosexuality began returning despicable books by notorious fools like Joseph Nicolosi, a fraudulent practitioner of Jeebus-brand anti-gay bigotry who pretends to “heal” men of being queer, nevermind that gay identity is not a problem that needs to be addressed in the first place.

Over the last few days Amazon has been incrementally releasing disclaimers that may begin to approach the reality of what is really happening. First they claimed it was just a technical glitch, next they seemed to border on admitting they were trying to protect people from information about Teh Gays, as if their campaign of closetization was being applied to all reading material, not just queer reading.

We find it difficult to believe that Amazon by corporate policy, or one or more employees of Amazon acting to keep the Baby Jesus from crying, are not engaging in a conscious and deliberate effort to mask and conceal queer literature from public view.

Here is how you can help.

• Send feedback to Amazon
• Apply tags to books listed at Amazon
• Buy a book exposing the Ex-Gay myth
• Buy gay-themed books for teens like the ones listed below, and donate them to your library

We think it would be better to bring Amazon back into contact with reality, rather than simply boycotting them. By getting them to reverse this foolhardy action we can make them a valuable resource for young gay people in the future. Books are good. Books can help people. Help Amazon to return to selling books that present a reality-based view of the gay identity.

As a side benefit, whenever you help to promote a reality-based view of gay people you are also helping to defeat the idiocy of religious delusions.

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Queers bash back!

Technorati Tags: Amazonfail, twitter, Joseph Nicolosi, ex-gay, ex-gay myth, homophobia, Jeebus-brand bigotry, homosexuality, queer, gay rights, queer liberation, closet, closetization

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The Four Horsemen of Reality

Posted on April 10th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Reality.

It’s not Armageddon, it’s not Satan, no fairy tale creatures are involved at all. What we want to tell you about is The Four Horsemen, a DVD featuring leading lights of the reality lifestyle community.

Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Daniel Dennett and Christopher Hitchens all appear in this 2 hour DVD presentation of reality instead of ancient superstitions.

Why not treat yourself today? You’ll love it.
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More Americans Rejecting Fairy Tales

Posted on March 10th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Fraud, Stoopit Religions.

Increasing numbers of Americans are turning away from ridiculous ancient fairy tales and making a reality-based Lifestyle choice, according to a study released earlier this week.
More and more Americans are giving up on the silly superstitions that plagued their ancestors and historically promoted slavery, sexism and homophobia. Instead citizens are considering the fact that there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to support belief in invisible super pals that live in a secret compartment behind the sky and are desperate for us to smite the unbelievers.

Even in Texas, well known for exporting amazingly stupid politicians afflicted with ridiculous superstitions, belief in fairy tales is down by 7% since 1990.

Our faith-based invasion of Iraq based on a pack of lies may have been a factor in the steep decline in people willing to be branded in public as Christians. Protestants are down from 19% of Americans to 13%, while the Holy Roman Altar Boy Rape Corporation also suffered losses as more parents lost interest in having their children molested by religious leaders.

The one group that did increase in the poll are those Americans who indicate they are not suffering from religious delusions which is now up to 15%. We need to get that well up into the 90 percent range if we are going to have equal justice for all despite what vicious TV evangelists, Mor[m]on propagandists and Republican legislators have to say. Clearly the people promoting social injustice are those who are still afflicted with religious delusions. By promoting a reality based Lifestyle Choice™ you can help promote peace, justice and equality for all.

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US State of Jesus (formerly Utah) is Top Porn Consumer

Posted on March 3rd, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

The US State of Jesus, which was formerly named Utah, is famous for exporting sexual purity ballot measures and conducting campaigns of lies, smears, and fear mongering against sexual minorities. A recent study has found that the Jeebus-loving, hate-mongering, sexual holier than thou hypocrites from Jesus are also the nation’s leading consumer of porn.

The Salt Lake Tribune, hardly an anti-Mor[m]on publication, quotes a Harvard Business School study which found Jesus (the state Jesus, not the fictional super pal) was the biggest consumer of hot, cum-dripping love buckets just starving for their stiff, sexually-pure heterosexual Jeebus-blessed rods.

If I wanted to be a hypocrite, I guess I could send out of state agitators to a more civilized state and help pass laws that discriminate against sexual minorities, then whack off in front of my computer to pictures of Suzi Que taking the whole thing. I’m not a Mor[m]on though.

Technorati Tags: Utah, Jesus, Mor[m]ons, Porn, #1, Harvard Business School, Beehive State, Jesus state, Proposition H8, Journal of Economic Perspectives, online porn subscription, Mother fuckers,

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Catholic News Agency Says Cancer Cure from Virgin Mary

Posted on January 24th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Sighince, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions.

An Italian Catholic news agency, Zenit, has published reports of an alleged cancer cure with the uncontested claim that this supposed medical treatment is sponsored by the mythical Virgin Mary.

The report, by the English Catholic journalist Edward Pentin, conspicuously fails to explain precisely how this tumour-reducing drug works, and repeats utterly meaningless “research findings”. However the company making money from Catholics, who are obviously predisposed to believe things in the absence of evidence, offers the following bullshit in lieu of medical information.

CellAdam works by breaking down a shield that is preventing cancer cells from communicating with the body’s natural immune system, allowing it to kill the cancer cells. “It is putting back your immune system into balance,” explains Beke, “assisting your immune system to cure the cancer, enhancing your own system to be natural and letting a natural process take over a sick body.” Certain cells react better than others to the drug, such as breast, lung and large intestinal cancer cells, melanoma malignum and certain types of obstetric tumours. But even large tumours can be blocked by CellAdam, claims Biostemworld.

It’s [sic] best track record, however, is as a cancer prevention therapy. When used as a dietary supplement, it works by building up the body’s adult stem cell count. Stem cells can decrease by as much as 80% in the course of a lifetime, leading to signs of ageing, a weakened immune system, and diseases such as cancer. With CellAdam and its other nature-based drugs, Biostemworld claims it can restore that count by as much as 75%, exceeding a similar product in California by 50%. Not only do they prevent cancer, but other diseases too.

The clever marketing ploy these cons are using to fleece the sheeple seems to be a unique blend of New Age I’ll-believe-anything mumbo jumbo with the well established gullibility of those already afflicted with religious delusions about invisible super virgin faerie mothers that live in the sky.

What if the folks who developed this miracle cure were offering you a chance to get in on the ground floor of this “unique Business Opportunity“? Now do you believe that the Virgin Mary is cashing in sponsoring this breakthrough?

(source)

Technorati Tags: Miracle, miraculous, marian apparition, medical fraud, business opportunity, Zenit, biostemworld, cellAdam, sheeple, gullibility, Catholic, Virgin Mary

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President Obama to Introduce Ask or Tell Policy

Posted on January 14th, 2009 by Fagnit.
Categories: Uncategorized.

Heterosexual soldiers will have to stop taking showers after January 20th when the 44th President of the United States overturns the mindless fear of homosexuals known as the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy.

Straight men who are big, butch trained killers will have to cower in fear in the corner of the locker room, hands covering the family jewels, in order to protect themselves from the horrid fate of having a gay man see them. Won’t anybody please think of the soldiers? Who will protect them from somebody looking at them?

Technorati Tags: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, homophobia, fear, irrational, fear, loathing, gays, military, Obama, rescind

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Gold Encrusted Pope Decries Selfishness in Front Of Golden Throne Chair

Posted on December 25th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: child rape, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, hypocrite evangelists, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, Schools, Stoopit Religions.

The CEO of the world’s wealthiest corporate-state has spoken out against selfishness while wearing a gold ring, a gold crucifix, and vestments richly embroidered with gold lame, all while posing for photographs in front of a lavishly decorated and jewel embedded golden throne chair.

The lavishly outfitted Rat in a Hat, who clawed his way to the top of the Roman Catholic corporate ladder with a highly successful campaign to obstruct investigations of child abuse by Catholic priests [PDF], said people should not think just about themselves in times of economic crisis.

Does this mean that a Catholic Cardinal who becomes aware of a priest committing felony sex crimes against innocent children should not think just about himself and try to cover up the crime?

Surely the Church would not worry about losing money more than caring for children.

It’s good to know that the head of the wealthiest corporate-state on the planet thinks we should not be greedy. I wonder how much his golden throne chair weighs?

Technorati Tags: ratzinger, xmas, Christmas, Christmas message, Urbi et Orbi, Rat in a Hat, Vatican, priest rape, coverups, sex crimes, child molesters, Pope Benedict XVI, Joseph Ratzinger, Conference of Catholic Bishops, Crimine solicitationies, Cardinal Law, Nazi Ratzi

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Rat in a Hat Says Gays As Big a Threat As Climate Change

Posted on December 23rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: child rape, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, hypocrite evangelists, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Rants, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

The multi-billionaire head of the Holy Roman Altar Boy Rape Corporation has delivered his Christmas present to the gay community. On Monday 12/22/2008 the former Hitler youth said that saving humanity from homosexuals is as important as dealing with climate change.

One wonders if he has been secretly dating Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern. Both of these seemingly insane Christians claim that ho mo sexuals pose a huge threat, in the case of Sally Kern the threat is limited to the United States of America, but Nazi Ratzi trumps that bitch by claiming that gays are a threat to the entire human species worldwide.

I would be content to just ridicule fucktards like Ratzinger and leave it at that, but also in the news today is the story of the brutal gang rape of a lesbian woman by men who used hateful homophobic slurs while brutalizing this innocent victim. It appears these subhuman creatures targeted the victim because her car had a rainbow sticker.

Avy Skolnik, a coordinator with the New York-based National Coalition of Anti-Violence Programs, noted that gay, lesbian and transgender crime victims may be more reluctant than straight victims to contact the police.
The organization, a network of nonprofits working to reduce anti-gay bias in 35 cities, counted 70 sexual assaults involving gay or transgender victims in 2007. In the vast majority of cases, the alleged perpetrators were straight men, Skolnik said.
“Assailants target LGBT people of all gender identities with sexual assault,” he said. “Such targeting is one of the most cruel, dehumanizing, and violent forms of hate violence that our communities experience.”
Skolnik said the group has noticed a dramatic spike in the number of bias-related murders this year involving gay and lesbian victims and plans to analyze the data to see if the increase may be related to the gay marriage bans that appeared on ballots this year in California, Arizona and Florida.
“Anytime there is an anti-LGBT initiative, we tend to see spikes both in the numbers and the severity of attacks,” he said. “People feel this extra entitlement to act out their prejudice.”

So when idiots like the Rat in a Hat and Sally Kern issue their amazingly stupid homophobic slurs the idiocy of their disgusting vomit-flavored words seems to inspire the least human beings among us to justify their sociopathic behavior, as if somehow their brutality is justified by the second class status of their victims.

The Rat in a Hat contributes to the atmosphere of hatred and intolerance toward gay people when he issues retarded slurs like the one yesterday. Sure he puts a pretty dress on it and pretends he still loves gay people, but the cretins who use homophobia to justify their crimes or political campaigns are quick to ignore his concessions.

Just say NO to former Nazi youth who ordered American bishops to conceal sex crimes against children committed by their employees.

Fuck you, Ratzinger.

Technorati Tags: Ratzinger, homophobia, Rat in a Hat, bigotry, lesbian rape, Sally Kern, climate change, Richmond CA, National Coalition of Anti-Violence Programs, Avy Skolnik, K reward

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