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Our Glorious Christian Leader Not Subject to Human Laws

Posted on April 2nd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Invasions, Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, Warmongering, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

Official US Government policy approving of the use of torture justifies the immoral, illegal, brutal, inhumane, demeaning, fascist behavior of Our Glorious Christian Leader by pretending that Our Glorious Christian Leader is not subject to laws made by mere international treaties signed by the USA. The Pentagon is covering their ass.

The memo was written by John Yoo, who was then deputy assistant attorney general for the Office of Legal Counsel under Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales, a primary enabler of faith-based torture initiatives.

While the so-called legal opinion does not actually say that Our Glorious Christian Leader answers directly to God, it has been widely reported that God told Our Glorious Christian Leader to engage in an illegal conspiracy to promote a war of aggression based on a pack of lies.

Of course since Jesus H. Christ told Our Glorious Christian Leader that he should invade Iraq this means he was delegating authority, and with authority directly from his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, it seems obvious that Our Glorious Christian Leader should not be subject to the laws of mere mortals. Praise Him!

Bush, John Yoo, Alberto Gonzales, Torture, Nuremberg, Geneva Conventions, Pentagon, war Crimes, Our Glorious Christian Leader

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Veteran Testifies About Torture at US Concentration Camp

Posted on March 19th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Our Glorious Christian Leader, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

A former guard at the US Concentration Camp in Guantanamo Bay has testified about the illegal, immoral, unethical, disgraceful, shameful treatment of prisoners - as authorized by Our Glorious Christian Leader. Christopher Arent was 17 when he joined the National Guard.

He became very quickly discouraged when he saw the immoral deeds ordered by the first war criminal President in US history.

“Inside the interrogation room, it would be 10 to 20 degrees [F.] with loud music playing. And there would be the detainee shackled to the floor by his hands and feet with nothing to sit on, with loud music playing in the freezing cold.”

This is evil. Pure evil. Raw evil. The kind of evil that only a person as low as Darth Cheney would enjoy. And George W. Criminal likes to tell us what a great fucking Christian he is, how he prays to Jeebus, and how Jeebus tells him to invade perfectly innocent nations based on a pack of lies.

Another veteran of the US torture apparatus, former sergeant Domingo Rosas, says that he was assigned to torture prisoners by preventing them from sitting down, laying down, getting any sleep. He witnessed other US soldiers using other torture techniques approved by Our Glorious Christian Leader, the official spokesperson for American Christianity to the rest of the world.

“I witnessed one detainee rolling around in the mud being kicked again and again,” he said. “I saw the interrogator pouring water on his face, waterboarding him. And another detainee was standing there with a bag over his head and was forced to carry a huge rock until he couldn’t do it anymore and collapsed. That image seared itself into my mind’s eye and I can’t forget it. I won’t forget it.”

These are the actions authorized by Our Glorious Christian Leader, on the advice of Donald “Death Star” Rumsfeld, with cheerleading provided by Darth Cheney, and publicity handled by by Co-Conspirator Rice and Once Respectable Powell, press releases by Rupert Murdoch. Check back for any future news about war crimes trials.

Get more details at Anti-War.com.

Technorati Tags: Torture, Christopher Arent, Domingo Rosas, George W. Criminal, Faith Based Torture, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Guantanamo, Concentration Camp

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Sally Kern Featured on New Website

Posted on March 15th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Representative Sally Kern (PoJ-OK) seems to have a new website that carries her name. Sally Kern is an Oklahoma State Representative in the Party of Jesus. She hit the news recently when a speech she gave to a group of Party of Jesus faithful was uploaded to the intarweb tubes without her knowledge. The worst part is that they used her own words to make it look like she had said the things she really said. This is just typical of the reality based tactics of the Liberal Media New York Homosexual Conspiracy Press!

We think you should visit SallyKern.com and hear what she has to say.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, Jesse Kern, homophobia, homosexual agenda, gay agenda, Oklahoma, gays, terrorists, gays are terrorists

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Our Glorious Christian Leader Vetoes Anti-Torture Bill

Posted on March 8th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

In the fine tradition of compassionate conservatives that fundamentally follow Jeebus, Our Glorious Christian Leader has vetoed a bill that would have outlawed torture. Which bills would Jeebus veto? Would Jeebus be disappointed if torture was illegal? Or does Jeebus only hate torture if the person doing the torture is a foreigner?

We all agree that it is morally wrong for our enemies to torture their prisoners. The US Government has often criticized the practice of torture as conducted by small dictatorships. Among the many reasons often used as a la carte rationalizations of the illegal invasion of Iraq is the fact that Saddam Hussein was torturing his own citizens. Any civilized nation would naturally reserve torture for foreigners.

Maybe Our Glorious Christian Leader would be willing to sign a bill that outlaws torturing just Americans, but not foreigners. Of course, on the other hand, maybe he would veto such a bill too.

Usually when Our Glorious Christian Leader vetoes a bill that would outlaw torture he says stuff like “We don’t torture” which is probably just as true as everything else that he says on the subject. Still, I’m not sure if he used that line this time. I’m still waiting to hear him say “We don’t torture, that’s why we vetoed this bill. Because it would outlaw torture. We don’t torture, but this bill would interfere with our ability to collect information.”

Our President who frequently says we don’t torture did say

“The bill Congress sent me would take away one of the most valuable tools in the war on terror”

Only the Party of Jesus is ready to defend your right to be tortured, and they’ll torture you if they have to in order to Protect Freedom™!

Maybe we need a faith-based torture program, we could ask people how much they love Jeebus now as we increase their height, or give them swimming lessons while they are laying on their backs. We could call the new faith-based torture program some snappy name, like the Spanish Questioning or the Spanish Enhanced Interrogation Technique. I hear they have lots of faith-based interview technique training manuals in Rome at that little nation state with the guys in dresses.

We could have a new federal agency that handles “interviews”, the BEI (Bureau of Enhanced Interrogations). Why it’s a whole new industry.

How much safer does Our Glorious Christian Leader make you feel?

Technorati Tags: torture, Bush, veto, waterboarding, Our Glorious Christian Leader, faith based initiatives

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Al Quaida Terr’ist Really Pissed Off

Posted on February 27th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Stoopit Religions.

A really big and important terr’ist on the Al Quaida team, a group that kills real innocent people on behalf of an imaginary grumpy sky daddy, is pissed off bigtime with the USA for killing a terr’ist leader. In fact he is so pissed off that he is threatening to do mean and nasty stuff. For Allah, of course, it’s not like terr’ists enjoy killing people for no reason. They kill people for stupid reasons.

Al-Qaida’s number two leader, Ayman al-Zawahri, made the threat in a new video released Wednesday on the Internet. In the video, he pays tribute to Abu Laith al-Libi, who was believed to be the terror network’s third-most important figure after Osama bin Laden and Zawahri himself.

So, they are going to kill anybody that kills their killers, including the Americans they are already going to kill anyway on behalf of their child molester hero Mohammed. They don’t want people killing their killers, because then their killers can’t kill people. So it seems they will kill killers that kill their killers, plus everybody else they can kill too. For Allah, the nice guy.

So this is different how?

Technorati Tags: Ayman al-Zawahri, Al Quaida, terr’ists, terr’ism, Mohammed, Child molester, Abu Laith al-Libi

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After 49 Years All Powerful Deity Can Only Get Castro to Resign?

Posted on February 23rd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Invasions, editorials.

For many, many years people who are afflicted with religious delusions have prayed to an imaginary super-pal for an end to the Fidel Castro regime in Cuba. Now Castro has announced his retirement. The question we have is, if the most powerful Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy in all of make believe land wanted Castro to be out of office, why did it take so long?

During the infamous Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba there were lots and lots of Catholics praying for a successful killing, in His mercy of course. Deadly death did they pray for, but Castro survived that dismal failure.

Surely the big butch all powerful super duper big in the sky guy can handle one overweight elderly dictator in very poor health? But despite all of the pious prayers of the faithful communist haters, the worst harm that has befallen Castro is colon surgery? Hell, I’ve had colon surgery, and hardly anybody prays for my death, as far as I know. Not that I would mind, of course, because if there is one thing that the human race is very quickly learning and plugging in to their mindset it is that Nothing Fails Like Prayer.

Technorati Tags: Jesus, Bay of Pigs, Prayer, Failure, Fidel Castro, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, super pals, Cuba. Communism

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Former NYC Employees Discuss St. Rudy of 9/11

Posted on January 3rd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Lying Bastards, Repugnicans.

Presidential candidate and noted Saint of the Church of Fear of Terr’ists, St. Rudy of 9/11, was the subject of an article published by Guardian Unlimited in which former City Hall employeees, from back in the days when he utterly failed to protect NYC from terr’ists, speak about the way he forced them to hire incompetent hacks that were part of his political machine.

Gee, what a surprise. Republicans gots corrupt now? Republicans forcing incompetent fools into important jobs that involve public safety? Republicans showing callous disregard for issues of public safety while building their power base?

Is this the same Saint Rudy of 9/11 that put the New York City emergency coordination department in the World Trade Center after it had already been bombed once? The same Saint Rudy of 9/11 that ignored advice that he should not put the city’s emergency headquarters in a building well known as a target of terr’ists?

So now Saint Rudy of 9/11 wants to provide the same level of protection to the whole country as he did for New York City in 2001? Gee, um, no thanks, you shameless hack.

Technorati Tags: Giuliani, Republican, Republicans, Candidates, election 2008, Saint Rudy, 9/11, New York City, terr’ists, terr’ism, corruption

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Gay Marriage Threat to World Peace: Nazi Ratzi

Posted on December 13th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic.

Former Hitler Youth and wealthy homophobe for Jesus Pope Nazi Ratzinger has said that gay marriage is a threat to world peace in the same way as nukular weapons. Honest, we’re not making this shit up, this multi-millionaire fucktard actually said this crap. (story)

Direct from Vatican City, “Pope Benedict XVI said in a statement Tuesday that abortion, birth control and same-sex marriage are threats to world peace, on the same level as nuclear arms proliferation, environmental pollution and economic inequality.” Nazi Ratzi did not indicate if raping altar boys was a threat to world peace, but we do know it is a threat to his income.

What a dumbass mean bastard of a mother fucking son of a bitch. Two guys get married and nukular war breaks out? I don’t exactly think so. Maybe it is about time for Nazi Ratzi to crawl back under his rock.

Let’s face it, Nazi Ratzi is the one using Weapons of Mass Deception.

Technorati Tags: Nazi Ratzi, Ratzing, Rat Pope, Holy Roman Boy Rape Church, Vatican, Gay Marriage, Nukular Weapons

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Holy Roman Child Rape Church Release Comic Book Warning Boys

Posted on December 5th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Roman Catholic, child rape.

The Holy Roman Child Rape Church in the USA has released a new comic book that includes a warning for virgin boys afflicted with Catholicism. Kids are warned to be very cautious if Father Flannagan starts asking if they like to hang around in gymnasiums, or if they have ever seen a grown man naked.

The new comic book warns boys that are just about to start growing pubic hair that Catholic Priests are not to be trusted, and they should never let a priest corner them alone in a confined space.

It is good to know that there are people within the world’s largest political and financial empire run by men in dresses that actually do care about children. Of course it is always possible that the world’s wealthiest religion is actually motivated by a desire to cut their losses in civil suits, but even so, if fewer children are molested by priests that will be a good result.

We think that the new Priest Off aerosol spray is the best choice for protecting pre-pubescent children, but this comic book idea is good too.

Technorati Tags: Priest rape, Priest Off, comic book, Catholic Church, child molesters, pedophilia, YouTube, Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests, Priest Abuse, Child abuse

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Jesuits to Pay $50 Million For alaska Child Rape Priests

Posted on November 19th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Roman Catholic, child rape.

While the Catholic Church continues to deny the realities of human sexuality, and their priests continue to pretend to be chaste, pure, and celibate, the cases of large cash payouts to victims of child molesting priests pile up, one on top of each other. The Jesuit order has now agreed to pay 50 million dollars for cases of Jesuit priests who sexually exploited rural Alaskan children.

Before the Jesuits arrived the poor native children had nobody to rape them and tell them how dirty sex is, but thanks to the marvelous duplicity and hypocrisy of the Holy Roman Altar Boy Church they have been both molested and made to feel guilty about it.

Of course the whole time these priests and missionaries were raping these children the Church was collecting cash for pretty new dresses for Nazi Ratzi.

This $50 million tab is just for one religious order, and just for the children they raped in the state of Alaska. Is anybody adding up all of these hundreds of millions of dollars? I bet Nazi Ratzi is.

(story)

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