Rough Week for Jesus H Christ and Friends

Posted on July 24th, 2011 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, equal rights, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry.

Benedict brand condomsThe last week has been really tough for the Jesus Industry, with justice and equal rights breaking out on several fronts, doing great damage to their beloved Sanctity of Bigotry.

In Washington the final nails were driven into the coffin of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Despite the best sky is falling predictions and the years and years of gay bashing for Jesus, Christianity took one on the chin and gay people achieved another level of equality.

And speaking of equality in New York State overnight a pair of grandmothers were the first gay couple to be married. GLBT people in New York State now have the same exact marriage rights as people with a majority sexual orientation.

Poor Jesus! But just to try to cheer up our Christian friends and neighbors we are displaying a graphic up above for new, improved Benedict brand condoms, recommended by the Pope and priests everywhere. Benedict brand condoms are available for anyone, you don’t have to be planning to kidnap an altar boy, law abiding citizens can use them too.

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