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Sally Kern Identifies New Threat at UN

Posted on May 12th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, child rape.

Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus), a famously idiotic and paranoid delusional Fundietard, has identified a new and serious threat to the Sanctity of Brutal Punishments - a UN resolution being considered by the US Congress that she imagines poses a direct threat to the rights of Fundietards to beat the shit out of their unfortunate spawn.

The constantly delusional Kern, famous for exposing the gay agenda as a greater threat than terr'ists and also for several attempts to carry a loaded handgun into the Oklahoma House chambers, has now identified the commie librul UN socialist peacenik anti-Jeebus agenda as the latest threat to her God-given right to beat the living daylights out of her children (Proverbs 20:30) or put them to death (Leviticus 20:9). After all, God Hates Brats.

Kern may not be aware that medical science is able to help people who believe their enemies are hiding behind every curtain, just waiting until they nod off for a second so they can take away their guns, Bibles, and child-sized waterboards.

If there were a Fundietard of the Year award millions of frustrated Jeebus-lovers would be forced to wait haplessly in line, praying for the day that Sally either shakes off this mortal coil or gets a prescription for Thorazine. Even batshit crazy Michele Bachmann is up against stiff competition from Sally.

Sally is very persuasive in spreading her Jeebus-flavor lunatic fears, so much so that the Oklahoma House has now passed a resolution opposing the UN global children's rights treaty. After all, if we give in and grant rights to children those gol darn homos might want some rights next. Better just to tar their behinds and let Santa Claus figure out who's naughty and nice.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, fundietard, thorazine, schizophrenia, conspiracy nut, homo agenda, UN, children's rights, Oklahoma House, U.N. Convention on the Rights of The Child , Jeebus

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Maine Governor Destroys Sanctity of Bigotry

Posted on May 6th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Demoncrats, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, equal rights, just government.

The Governor of Maine, the honorable John Baldacci, has signed into law a bill that will grant equal marital rights to gay couples. By doing so he has utterly destroyed the Sanctity of Bigotry in the friendly, beautiful state of Maine.

Of course we can all be certain that the bigots are already up in arms, inventing euphemistic slogans in an attempt to make their Jeebus-brand homophobic bigotry look like decency and righteousness. The legislature and the Governor of Maine would seem to disagree with the Bible thumping bigots, as they have come to the conclusion that all citizens should have equal rights under the law.

Our hat is off today to the Governor, legislature, and the rest of the government of the beautiful state of Maine. We have often had the great pleasure of visiting Maine, and the people there have always been friendly, open-minded, and pleasant. Perhaps Maine has a lower percentage of citizens afflicted by bigotry-laden religious delusions, but whatever the reason this news is good news for everyone except the Party of Jesus.

Religious bigots in Maine that think gay marriage is horrible are still free to not marry a same sex partner. Their freedom of bigotry has not been compromised, all that has happened is that the state government has declined to honor the Sanctity of their Bigotry under the law that affect all citizens of Maine, whether they are religious or rational.

Technorati Tags: Sanctity of Bigotry, Governor John Baldacci, State of Maine, gay marriage, same sex marriage, equal rights, m gay rights, homophobia, Jeebus, Jeebus-brand bigotry

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