Baby Jesus Furious After Maine Senate Supports Equal Rights

Posted on April 30th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry.

Maine senate ChambersThe most powerful infant in the history of the entire universe was rumored to be crying inconsolably and as pissed off as a mad hatter on Thursday after the Senate in the US state of Maine voted in favor of a bill that would grant equal rights to homos and those lesbo types too.

If signed into law by the Governor of Maine the Homosexual Agenda will have taken over almost all of New England, completely destroying the Sanctity of Sanctimonious Christian couples. Fortunately the measure still has to go through the Maine House of Representatives before it could reach the Governor. This leaves plenty of chances for Jeebus-loving Republican legislators to warn about hurricanes, earthquakes, flu epidemics and other horrible consequences that will be sent to Maine by Baby Jeebus if they fail to uphold Party of Jesus Holy Homophobia.

Won’t anybody protect the Sanctity of Bigotry?

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