Fags Score Major Victory over Jesus in California

Posted on May 15th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia.

Jesus, the Big Loser
Militant atheist fags all around the planet are celebrating a gigantic humiliation for Jesus H Christ! On Thursday May 15th the California Supreme Court ruled in the case of Jesus vs Fags and Dykes. As pundits had predicted, California has become the second state in the union to legalize gay marriage. Take that Jesus, take the whole damn thing, Bitch!

Proving once again that Jesus is a mamby-pamby little sissy boy that can’t even cast fire and brimstone on one little courthouse, the poor little carpenter’s Son ran home to his Virgin Mommy, crying like a schoolboy that just got beat up. What a fucking loser!

We’ll be back tomorrow to crow some more over our huge victory and rub some more salt in the wounds of Fundamentalist hate monger losers everywhere.

Now please turn to page 549 in your hymnals and join us as we lift our voices in praise of His intolerance:

What a Loser We Have in Jesus

What a loser we have in Jesus,
All our hate and lies to bear!
What a privilege to carry
All our lies to Him in prayer!
O what truths we often forfeit,
O what bigotry we share,
All because we do not carry
Any facts within our prayer.

Have we lies and homophobia?
Is there hate we have not told?
We should never be discouraged;
E’en when bigotry gets old.
Our made up friend so vicious
Who will make the faggots pay!
Jesus knows our every prejudice;
He will send us more today.

Are we tired of harsh reality,
Are thy neighbors festive too?
Precious Savior, still our bigot;
He will give them all AIDS too
Do thy friends all call thee stupid?
Take it to the fags today!
To his hell he’ll surely send them;
Then our bigotry shall pay.

lyrics by Stephen A. Rider,
released into the public domain,
repost as desired with no restrictions

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