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Ohio Republican Possibly More Batshit Crazy than Sally Kern

Posted on May 31st, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

An Ohio Party of Jesus legislator may be trying to steal the Batshit Crazy Tiara from famous Oklahoma lunatic Sally Kern.

When someone pushed his crazy response button by mentioning a bill pending in the Ohio legislature that would outlaw discrimination in housing and employment against gays and lesbians, Wagner responded with a typical Fundamentalist Disorder psychotic rant.

“[T]his is a dangerous and misguided bill. The bill is not really about people being denied rights to basic needs, but it is about promoting acceptance of an immoral lifestyle. As much as some people would have us to believe otherwise, this country was founded on Christian principles. One of those long honored principles is the tradition of holy matrimony. One man and one woman joined together in a union that goes as far back as Adam and Eve. As our society has gotten further from that standard (not just homosexuality, but easy divorce, cheating on a spouse, etc.) we see a continued collapse of the basic building block of society the family unit. As that traditional family erodes, we see more sexually transmitted diseases, kids without parents, heartbroken people and I believe a host of mental and physical illnesses. . . . rest assured I can not support a bill in any way promotes or encourages the homosexual lifestyle.”

So apparently this bill, which outlaws denying employment or shelter to people just because they are gay or lesbian, is not about denying employment or shelter to people just because they are gay or lesbian. It must be about promoting divorce, distributing STDs, the Founding Fathers of our great nation, and adultery (which in Ohio is strictly a heterosexual sin, teh geys can not get teh matrimony). Gays are clearly responsible for all of the problems of modern society, including Representative Wagner’s mental illness.

It is interesting to note that 100% of the batshit crazy legislators who have a magic button used to produce a psychotic rant, 100% of these loonies are members of the Party of Jesus.

When the Republican Party accepted the marriage proposal, years ago, from the most rabidly right-wing Fundamentalist nutters, they brought insanity into the Party of Jesus candidate gene pool.

As more and more crazy Fundamentalist nutters compete with the likes of Sally Kern, more and more sane human beings are driven away from the Party of Jesus. It seems as if, in the long run, Democracy may win out by giving larger megaphones to the crazy nutters that seek to sow hatred and bigotry into the fabric of our lives. This one is certainly, undeniably a nutter!

Technorati Tags: Jeff Wagner, Party of Jesus, Ohio Legislature, Batshit crazy, Fundamentalist disorder, gay marriage, adultery, divorce, H.B. 502

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Fairy Tale Based Bigotry Poised To Take Another Hit in California

Posted on May 29th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Based on the questions asked by the Justices of the California Supreme Court, it looks like some whining crybaby homophobic Christian bigot doctors in San Diego may soon have to wipe the intolerant smirks off their bigoted faces.

It seems that Jeebus wanted these doctors to marginalize, insult, and deny medical services to a lesbian couple who were seeking medical care available to any Christian. In order to justify their bigotry against gay and lesbian couples these doctors, who are obviously Republicans, rolled out the standard 2,000 year old fairy-tale based American Fundamentalist religious persecution claim. Yawn.

The California Supreme Court, which has had 6 of its 7 judges appointed by Republicans, has recently had it up to here with Jeebus-brand homophobic bigotry. It is starting to show. In this way the honorable justices clearly reflect the attitude of the good citizens of California.

The plaintiffs in this case are a lesbian couple who sought fertility treatment from doctors who refused to provide them with the medical care they sought simply because the doctors are bigoted Christian assholes. Of course they trotted out the 2,000 year old corpse of their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy to justify this crime. But it seems that the court does not wish to hear about their completely baseless superstitions.

One Supreme Court Justice, the honorable Carol A. Corrigan, pointed out that these bigots were running a business, noting that if they did not wish to perform certain procedures they could go into some other line of work. It is interesting to note that Justice Corrigan was one of the minority on the California Supreme Court who recently voted against the instantly infamous gay marriage ruling. Maybe these doctors would be more comfortable spewing their bigotry and intolerance on some unwatched UHF channel as professional TV evangelist morons.

Under existing California law it is not OK to deny public accommodations to any citizen simply because of their sexual orientation. Ancient superstitions do not trump the law. Fervently held intolerant views based on false assumptions and oft-repeated lies do not trump the law.

If the physicians in this case find that the laws in the state of California are too oppressive against their precious intolerance, they might enjoy living somewhere else, for example in a place where religious delusions do trump the law. Iran comes to mind. Or Somalia.

American Fundamentalists don’t seem to have realized yet that the tide of human progress has now turned completely and finally against them, as the 21st century moves away from the intolerance and hatred that forms the core of all Fundamentalist delusions. As they continue in their attempts to marginalize and demonize innocent gay and lesbian citizens, they serve only to make fools and laughing stock of themselves. Everybody can see through their bigotry and deceptions. Nobody is fooled, including as of yesterday one of the most staunchly conservative and pro-Republican justices on our California Supreme Court.

Nobody is persecuting these fools, if they do not wish to practice medicine they are free to stand on street corners in raggedy old clothes loudly mouthing their spiteful bible verses a la schizophrenia. But if they want to run a business that is open to the public in the state of California, they must provide equal treatment to all citizens. It’s the law.

Technorati Tags: Sanctity of Bigotry, Joanne Clark, Guadalupe ‘Lupita’ Benitez, Carol A. Corrigan, North County Bigotry Medical, Jesus Loses Again, Equal rights, non-discrimination, California Supreme Court, Benitez v. North Coast Women’s Care Medical Group, Jennifer Pizer, Lambda Legal Defense, civil rights

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New York State Moves Toward Destroying Sanctity of Bigotry

Posted on May 28th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Sanctity of Bigotry.

New York State Governor David Paterson has ordered state agencies to prepare to honor gay marriages that have been performed in other jurisdictions, such as the states of California and Massachusetts, as well as the Great White North of Canada.

This order deals yet another body blow to the Sanctity of Bigotry. Who the heck will Fundamentalists be holier than once gay marriage is universally recognized? It’s getting more and more difficult to be a hate mongering liar who campaigns against equal rights for gay people. But the Fundamentalists continue their campaigns for Special Rights they want to limit only to people like them.

Will New York or New Jersey be the next state to level the playing field for all loving couples? It won’t be very long now.

Poor little Fundies, must go hide in corner and cry.

Technorati Tags: David Paterson, New York State, gay marriage, Nocenti, state court, equal rights, gay rights, civil rights, Sanctity of Bigotry

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Sanctity of Bigotry Takes Another Hit in Court

Posted on May 22nd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia.

May has been a very difficult month for the Sanctity of Bigotry, with the California Supreme Court hobbling the efforts of Fundamentalist Christians to control who loves who as the first defeat for pious and self-righteous hatred and intolerance.

Now the 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals has dealt another blow to the Sanctity of Bigotry by ruling that the Armed Forces may even be forced to tolerate the existence of homosexuals.

Judge Ronald Gould said that “the Air Force attempts to justify the (’don’t ask, don’t tell’) policy by relying on congressional findings regarding ‘unit cohesion’ and the like, but that does not go to whether the application of (the policy) specifically to Maj. Witt significantly furthers the government’s interest.”

What is a poor bigot to do these days? If this kind of stuff keeps up how will the poor Party of Jesus candidates ever win any elections? Let’s face it, God hates equal rights.

Technorati Tags: Major Margaret Witt, Sanctity of Bigotry, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Deny Reality, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, activist judges, 9th Circuit, Appeals Court, Air Force

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Fags Score Major Victory over Jesus in California

Posted on May 15th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia.

Militant atheist fags all around the planet are celebrating a gigantic humiliation for Jesus H Christ! On Thursday May 15th the California Supreme Court ruled in the case of Jesus vs Fags and Dykes. As pundits had predicted, California has become the second state in the union to legalize gay marriage. Take that Jesus, take the whole damn thing, Bitch!

Proving once again that Jesus is a mamby-pamby little sissy boy that can’t even cast fire and brimstone on one little courthouse, the poor little carpenter’s Son ran home to his Virgin Mommy, crying like a schoolboy that just got beat up. What a fucking loser!

We’ll be back tomorrow to crow some more over our huge victory and rub some more salt in the wounds of Fundamentalist hate monger losers everywhere.

Now please turn to page 549 in your hymnals and join us as we lift our voices in praise of His intolerance:

What a Loser We Have in Jesus

What a loser we have in Jesus,
All our hate and lies to bear!
What a privilege to carry
All our lies to Him in prayer!
O what truths we often forfeit,
O what bigotry we share,
All because we do not carry
Any facts within our prayer.

Are we tired of harsh reality,
Are thy neighbors festive too?
Precious Savior, still our bigot;
He will give them all AIDS too
Do thy friends all call thee stupid?
Take it to the fags today!
To his hell he’ll surely send them;
Then our bigotry shall pay.

Technorati Tags: California, civil rights, gay marriage, equal, equality, Jesus loses

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Einstein on Religion: Childish Superstitions

Posted on May 13th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Religious Wingnuts, editorials.

Considered by many as the most brilliant scientist of the 20th century, Albert Einstein was notorious for his ability to see what is essential and disregard the meaningless. Thus it comes to as no surprise to rational people that he held all religions in very low esteem.

A letter written by Einstein will be auctioned off this week, it is a letter which reveals the contempt Einstein felt toward religious delusions.

“The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this.”

Religion has always been of the stupid, by the stupid, and for the stupid. Survey after survey has demonstrated a clear correlation between advanced education and freedom from religious delusions.

It makes sense that people who are not stupid would do better in the educational system, and they would therefore be represented in greater numbers among persons with advanced degrees. Stupid people, having less ability to differentiate between superstition and fact, are less likely to recognize and rid themselves of false ideas learned by naive children.

So be careful about the lies you tell to your children involving invisible fairies that live in the sky. It is possible that they may never learn that there is no Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny is really a person, and there are no invisible fairies up above the clouds.

And for the Fundamentalists who try to claim that the smartest man they ever heard of was suffering from religious delusions like theirs, this letter represents epic failure.

Of course they could always pray that their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy will use his magical ink re-arrangement powers to rewrite Einstein’s letter so that it conforms to their favorite fantasies.

Technorati Tags: Albert Einstein, religion, auction, letter

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UK Cardinal: Atheism is Product of Distorted Christianity

Posted on May 9th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions, editorials.

You can always tell when a religious leader is saying something stupid, just watch their lips to see if they are moving. The UK Regional Profit Manager for the Holy Roman Altar Boy Church, Cardinal Cormac Murphy O’Connor (shown in his best Sunday go to Meeting Dress) has suggested that “modern atheism” is a product of a distorted kind of Christianity.” Apparently the Cardinal believes that without Christianity there could be no atheism.

Maybe he means the distorted kind of Christianity in which people that publicly criticize the world’s wealthiest pedophile ring are not burnt at the stake. The Cardinal may be longing for the good old days, hundreds of years ago, when the religious options included Catholicism or death.

Atheism, beyond any shadow of a doubt, is the natural state of all living things.

The word atheism combines the prefix ‘a’, meaning without, with the word theism, meaning a delusional belief in one or more Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy(ies). If you made a nearly infinitely large chart, and you listed all of the gods that have ever been imagined by a human being on the left side, and all of the gods that a newborn baby believes in on the right side, the chart would be empty on the right side. A newborn baby is without any delusional belief in invisible fairies, therefore all babies are born as atheists.

Let us now compare what Cardinal O’Connor calls “modern atheism” with, say, the atheism of a newborn human baby born 27,521 years ago.

The modern atheist does not believe in any Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy. The newborn baby 27,521 years ago also did not believe in any Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy. So far there does not seem to be any difference.

It must be very lonely running the regional profit center for the Church in modern day Britain. The British people are not constantly awash in idiotic Fundamentalist drivel like some other nations. The average man in the street in the UK today has no interest in anything to do with Christianity. Brits really are good at recognizing bullshit when it is being shoveled.

There is one consistent note to every attempt by Christians to denigrate atheism, they must always begin by misrepresenting the definition of the term. Cardinal O’Connor, commenting on Richard Dawkins:

“The interesting question about atheism is what is the theism being denied? Have you ever met anyone who believes what Richard Dawkins does not believe in? The God that is being rejected by such people is a God I don’t believe in either.”

Here is the interesting answer, the theism that atheists do not believe includes all delusions about all imaginary deities no matter who is being delusional or what they have to say about their delusion. For each and every Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, all atheists everywhere throughout all time do not believe in that delusion. Modern atheists and ancient atheists do not believe in exactly the same number of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies - all of them.

So Cardinal O’Connor, whatever color you may think your invisible super pal’s beard may be, we do not believe that it exists.

A person that does not believe in any God at all, even the ones that have not been imagined yet, is an atheist.

A person that only disbelieves in a subset of invisible super pals, but who does believe in one or more Special Friend(s) is not an atheist.

No belief in any God = atheism. Belief in more than zero God(s) = theism. We hope this is clear enough that even a professional Catholic can understand it.

Technorati Tags: God-free zone, United Kingdom, UK, Cardinal Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Holy Roman Boy Rape Church, atheism, atheists, Richard Dawkins, atheism, modern atheism

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Spanish Woman Poses Nude To Embarrass Mean Uncle Cardinal

Posted on May 6th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A Spanish mother of two, whose uncle is a neo-fascist Catholic Cardinal pig and friend of the Rat in a Hat, was slighted when her uncle ignored the deaths of both of her parents, refusing to attend their funerals and even offering a bald faced lie as an excuse. Perhaps the parents were not hate-mongering homophobic liars, and Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela did not like them for thinking independent thoughts. So she did a photoshoot for a Spanish soft porn magazine, Interviú, just to piss off Uncle Asshole. Ha ha!

Magdalena Rouco Hernández stripped off to embarrass her uncle, who is head of the Spanish Episcopal Conference and also a friend of Pope Benedict XVI [ed: Rat in a Hat].

The mother-of-two posed topless on eight pages of Interviú magazine, whose curious formula consists of generous helpings of female flesh combined with serious investigations.

The 27-year-old, who went to mass every day as a girl, said she chose to do the photoshoot to expose her uncle’s “hypocrisy” following her father’s death. “My uncle never tires of repeating that the family is sacred and that you have to respect it. But then he does not respect it and abandons his own,” she said.

“When my father died, [Rouco] did not come to the funeral, didn’t send flowers or tell my mother of his sorrow. He told us he had a meeting with Pope John Paul II, but it was not true.

Who has Family Values? Is it the daughter who loved her parents dearly and later posed in a risque fashion, or is it the Family Values Cardinal who does not even give a shit about his own family.

The Cardinal loves to spread lies and hatred, he is after all a Catholic Cardinal, so he says idiotic things like “gay marriage is the worst disaster in 200 years“. No doubt because of the millions of deaths in Spain since gay marriage became legal. Altar boys know that the more a priest complains about homosexuals, the more dresses he has in his closet. I bet the Spanish altar boys don’t ever let him get them alone in a corner.

One thing I really do admire very much about Spanish culture is that they do not tolerate fascist pig religious leaders messing with their government. They have learned from experience.

Technorati Tags: Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela, Magdalena Rouco Hernández, soft porn, Pope Benedict XVI, Rat in a Hat, Spanish Episcopal Conference, photoshoot, Interviú magazine

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Innocent Photographer Released from US Concentration Camp

Posted on May 1st, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, US Concentration Camp, Warmongering, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

For some time the US government, acting on the orders of Our Glorious Christian Leader, has been operating a concentration camp in Cuba. We call the US detention center a concentration camp because it is consistent with the definition of the term.

a camp where non-combatants of a district are accommodated, such as those instituted by Lord Kitchener during the South African war of 1899-1902; one for the internment of political prisoners, foreign nationals, etc., esp. as organized by the Nazi regime in Germany before and during the war of 1939-45.

Today an innocent man arrested without due cause was released. Sami al-Hajj had been held prisoner by US forces for 6 years without ever being charged with any crime. Before he was illegally detained by imperialist invaders he was working as a photographer for Al Jazeera.

During the first year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Our Glorious Christian Leader.

During the second year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Darth Cheney.

During the third year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Donald “Death Star” Rumsfeld.

During the fourth year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Co-Conspirator Rice.

During the fifth year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales.

During the sixth year he was released from the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. Nobody has apologized for holding him prisoner for 6 years with no charges.

We do not know how often he was tortured, but we do know who authorized the torture.

Since he was never charged with any crime at all, not even littering, what shall we presume about his guilt or innocence? Is there any presumption to be made about a person’s guilt or innocence? How about if a person has not only never been convicted of a crime, suppose they have never even been charged with a crime - are they still guilty?

Technorati Tags: Our Glorious Christian Leader, torture, waterboarding, Darth Cheney, conspiracy to start a war of aggression, Co-Conspirator Rice, Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzale, concentration camp, guantanamo, war criminals, George War Criminal Bush, Al Jazeera, Innocent man, Guantanamo, conspiracy to start a war of aggression, George Bush

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