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Australian Gay Couple Defeats Religious Bigots in Court

Posted on April 28th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Stoopit Religions.

An Australian gay couple have defeated Jesus. A God hates fags Christian foster care agency lost in court. Take that Jesus, take the whole thing.

Despite the fact that NSW law already permits foster care by gay couples, the bigots for Jesus at the Uniting Church refused to consider the application by the couple because of the fact that they are gay. The Jebus-based bigots claimed in court that they should be allowed to be narrow minded bigoted assholes because their interpretation of their stupid religion suggested to them that bigotry is holy and tolerance and acceptance of others is evil. Yup, that’s Christianity, certainly one of the 10,000 stupidest dumbass religions ever invented. Not that other religions are not stupid too, it’s just that Christianity is so excellent at claiming to be nice while being very, very nasty.

So, once again the all powerful creator of the universe turns up as a loser in court, a place where only facts matter. Take that, Jesus!

Technorati Tags: Australia, gay couple, Jesus loses, foster care, homophobia, queer, rights, NSW, Anti-Discrimination Act, John Hatzistergos, NSW Administrative Decisions Tribunal, Uniting Church

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Pope Expresses Deep Shame Over Child Molestations by Priests

Posted on April 15th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape.

The Rat in a Hat, spiritual leader of over 1 billion deeply delusional people, has said a few things with which we are happy to agree. This came as a surprise, but a pleasant one.

Speaking with reporters while airborne on Pope 1 enroute to the US, the world’s wealthiest man who wears a gold lamé dress, said that he was deeply ashamed of the thousands of cases of child sexual abuse perpetrated by his employees in conducting the official business of his corporate state. This shame that he feels is completely justified and realistic, unlike much of what he says.

The Rat in a Hat has every good reason to be ashamed of the history of conspiracy, cover ups, enabling, and white-washing of felony crimes committed by his associates. He is especially entitled to be ashamed of his personal role in ordering the coverups and then later seeking legal immunity for his role. In 2001 then Cardinal Ratzinger, a/k/a God’s Rotweiler, he sent a letter to US bishops ordering them to cover up the crimes of his employees.

So yeah, Ratzi, you do have plenty to apologize for, and maybe some more cash-bleeding court cases to suffer through too. But at least we know that when it came to choosing between protecting the church from the testimony of victims, or protecting children from child molesting priests - you made the choice to protect the Vatican instead of the kids.

Back to today’s interview over the Atlantic, the Rat in a Hat did have the good taste to make it clear that these felon priests were pedophiles, and that this was not the same as being homosexual. Maybe it is the small miracles we should be thankful for, don’t seem to be a lot of big ones.

Technorati Tags: Rat in a Hat, Ratzinger, Child abuse, priest rape, catholic church, coverups, conspiracy, priest roulette, papal visit, his holiness

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Construction Worker Caught Getting Cozy With Jesus

Posted on April 14th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Roman Catholic.

A Construction worker who was supposed to be disassembling a crucifix was caught in this image with his right hand feeling up the inside of Jesus’ bare, sexy thigh. Meanwhile his partner in crime was scooping up some holy armpit musk.

God will pass judgment on a nation that allows this kind of mockery aimed at holy icons. Help preserve the Sanctity of Crucifixes. Only priests, bishops, cardinals and The Rat himself should be allowed to feel up Jesus. They are the guys who are sort of married kind-of to the Son of God, by signing on as priests they publicly renounce girls as being icky and having lots of cooties, it’s an all boys club.

These construction workers are not sworn to a life of celibacy (except altar boys) like a priest is, so they should NOT be feeling up Jesus like that.

Technorati Tags: Jesus, rat in a hat, crucifix, papal visit, altar boys, priests, gay sex

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Christian Exposes Agenda of National Academy of Sciences

Posted on April 12th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Sighince, Religious Wingnuts, Schools, Sighintifik Resurch, Stoopit Religions.

Christian hogwash author Robert Bowie Johnson Jr is releasing a book that exposes the Satanic hidden agenda of the National Academy of Sciences, a scheme to teach innocent Christian children that they are descended from mere reptiles.

Don’t you just love the imaginary harm posed by imaginary threats from the imaginary enemies of their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy? I sure do.

In the mind of this buffoon, and in millions of other Christian minds, to teach evolution is synonymous with atheism. It’s just not a good idea to smoke cheap crack. Among the many thousands upon thousands of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies, Imaginary Virgin Sky Mommies, and all of the many other forms of deities people have pretended about over the last million years, certainly there are some that are compatible with evolution. And of course as long as a person believes in just one Tinkerbell or other deity, they are not an atheist.

Christians do themselves a disservice when they incorrectly identify evolution as the principle threat to their fairy tales. In reality all forms of education and science threaten the fragile shell of their crumbling fairy tales.

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Technorati Tags: Christian, creationism, creationist, evolution, National Academy of Science

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Arkansas Moves to Protect Sanctity of Marriage from Toddler Agenda

Posted on April 4th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Stoopit Religions.

(Trailer Park, Arkansas) In a bold move designed to Protect the Sanctity of Marriage, a group of Arkansas legislators have closed a loophole that was allowing toddler and pre-school children to marry each other as long as neither party was pregnant. Mostly it is little girl toddlers that get pregnant in Arkansas, though some unusual boys do study ballet and hairdressing.

A 2007 revision of the Arkansas marital code had extended marriage privileges to all heterosexual infants, toddlers, pre-schoolers, and students as long as Mommy or Daddy signed a permission slip. In their mad rush to protect the citizens of Arkansas from adult gay couples that love each other and wish to commit to each other, the legislators forgot to read the bill they had rushed through the legislature by a margin of lots and lots of Jesus.

With elections coming up, legislators all across the Booble Belt are desperately trying to Out-Jesus each other in order to get the Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy client vote, estimated at 93% in Jebus-rich Arkansas. But when news got out last year that they had accidentally Jesused the law incorrectly, the Party of Jesus dominated Arkansas legislature had a bit of Jesus egg on their faces.

Children as young as just born were permitted in the Jesus-modded law until the correction was made this week.

Meanwhile in nearby Oklahoma Sally Kern is expected to comment on the threat posed by the Toddler agenda.

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Our Glorious Christian Leader Not Subject to Human Laws

Posted on April 2nd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Invasions, Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, Warmongering, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

Official US Government policy approving of the use of torture justifies the immoral, illegal, brutal, inhumane, demeaning, fascist behavior of Our Glorious Christian Leader by pretending that Our Glorious Christian Leader is not subject to laws made by mere international treaties signed by the USA. The Pentagon is covering their ass.

The memo was written by John Yoo, who was then deputy assistant attorney general for the Office of Legal Counsel under Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales, a primary enabler of faith-based torture initiatives.

While the so-called legal opinion does not actually say that Our Glorious Christian Leader answers directly to God, it has been widely reported that God told Our Glorious Christian Leader to engage in an illegal conspiracy to promote a war of aggression based on a pack of lies.

Of course since Jesus H. Christ told Our Glorious Christian Leader that he should invade Iraq this means he was delegating authority, and with authority directly from his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, it seems obvious that Our Glorious Christian Leader should not be subject to the laws of mere mortals. Praise Him!

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