A really big and important terr’ist on the Al Quaida team, a group that kills real innocent people on behalf of an imaginary grumpy sky daddy, is pissed off bigtime with the USA for killing a terr’ist leader. In fact he is so pissed off that he is threatening to do mean and nasty stuff. For Allah, of course, it’s not like terr’ists enjoy killing people for no reason. They kill people for stupid reasons.
Al-Qaida’s number two leader, Ayman al-Zawahri, made the threat in a new video released Wednesday on the Internet. In the video, he pays tribute to Abu Laith al-Libi, who was believed to be the terror network’s third-most important figure after Osama bin Laden and Zawahri himself.
So, they are going to kill anybody that kills their killers, including the Americans they are already going to kill anyway on behalf of their child molester hero Mohammed. They don’t want people killing their killers, because then their killers can’t kill people. So it seems they will kill killers that kill their killers, plus everybody else they can kill too. For Allah, the nice guy.
So this is different how?
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For many, many years people who are afflicted with religious delusions have prayed to an imaginary super-pal for an end to the Fidel Castro regime in Cuba. 
Now Castro has announced his retirement. The question we have is, if the most powerful Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy in all of make believe land wanted Castro to be out of office, why did it take so long?
During the infamous Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba there were lots and lots of Catholics praying for a successful killing, in His mercy of course. Deadly death did they pray for, but Castro survived that dismal failure.
Surely the big butch all powerful super duper big in the sky guy can handle one overweight elderly dictator in very poor health? But despite all of the pious prayers of the faithful communist haters, the worst harm that has befallen Castro is colon surgery? Hell, I’ve had colon surgery, and hardly anybody prays for my death, as far as I know. Not that I would mind, of course, because if there is one thing that the human race is very quickly learning and plugging in to their mindset it is that Nothing Fails Like Prayer.
Technorati Tags: Jesus, Bay of Pigs, Prayer, Failure, Fidel Castro, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, super pals, Cuba. Communism
