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President Obama to Introduce Ask or Tell Policy

Posted on January 14th, 2009 by Fagnit.
Categories: Uncategorized.

Heterosexual soldiers will have to stop taking showers after January 20th when the 44th President of the United States overturns the mindless fear of homosexuals known as the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy.

Straight men who are big, butch trained killers will have to cower in fear in the corner of the locker room, hands covering the family jewels, in order to protect themselves from the horrid fate of having a gay man see them. Won't anybody please think of the soldiers? Who will protect them from somebody looking at them?

Technorati Tags: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, homophobia, fear, irrational, fear, loathing, gays, military, Obama, rescind

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California Corporations Oppose Jeebus-Bigotry of Proposition 8

Posted on September 28th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A number of large and well known California corporations have joined the many voices of reason expressing opposition to the Jeebus-brand bigotry of Proposition 8. The ballot initiative, if passed, would enshrine homophobic bigotry based on preposterous ancient superstitions directly into the California state constitution.

If the hate-based ballot measure were to pass, all existing gay marriages would be rendered null and void, future tax and marriage license fees that would be collected by the counties would be decreased, income in the wedding industry would decline, and nobody would benefit in any way whatsoever except narrow-minded bigots for Jeebus. The only benefit they would obtain is the preservation of the Sanctity of Bigotry.

Among the many organizations coming out in favor of reason, tolerance, and equal rights for all citizens are the world famous Google, Levi Strauss and Company, and bay area utility firm Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E).

Meanwhile the Jeebus industry keeps pouring money, sermons and bald faced lies into the effort to roll back equality and take away the hard earned rights for which homos have struggled so long. The lines could not possibly be more clearly drawn, rational people that live in contact with reality are opposed to this baseless and spiteful discrimination, and Christianity is the champion of fiction, untruth, bigotry and intolerance.

It is Jeebus versus progress, religion versus decency, fairy tales versus the real world. We promise to post a Ha Ha message on November 5th when the Jeebus industry goes down in flames. May this limitless, well funded campaign to promote intolerance reveal to the world the nasty underside of one of the most dangerous fairy tale based Lifestyle Choices in the world.

Just say NO to Jeebus-based intolerance!

Technorati Tags: No on 8, Proposition 8, Google, Levis, PG&E, companies oppose bigotry, Jeebus uber alles, faith-based bigotry, homophobes for Jeebus, Equal equals equal

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Preacher Who Advocated Murder of Homos Loses Again in Court

Posted on June 5th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A Jeebus-loving professional hatemonger preacher has had the appeal of his lawsuit turned down as frivolous by the Wisconsin State Supreme Court. The Rev. Grant Storms of New Orleans sued Action Wisconsin after it excerpted a 2003 speech he made in Milwaukee on "homo-fascism" in the city, which the group said revealed his advocating the murder of gays. In his homophobic hate filled Christian tirade the preacher had made noises like gunfire while talking about shooting homosexual persons, no doubt in order to spread The Good News.

In addition to losing the case, the preacher who advocated cold-blooded murder was also forced to pay the court costs of the gay group he sued in the original case, the first appeal, and the supreme court appeal, his legal bills now amount to $120,000 and he still does not have one dead homo for his trophy room.

According to court records:

Timothy O'Brien, president of the Madison-based Action Wisconsin, became concerned when he learned the nature of the comments made and that state Sen. Tom Reynolds (R-West Allis) had attended the conference. O'Brien said he purchased tapes of the speeches from the church group's Web site.

O'Brien said in a press release that Storms' comments advocated the murder of gays, something Storms denied.

Storms, who hosts a talk show on a New Orleans radio station, considers himself a Christian activist and has protested what he calls "the homosexual agenda." And now, according to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, he's a loser too.

Technorati Tags: Hate monger preacher, Rev. Grant Storms, homophobia, terrorism, terroristic threats, incitement to murder, Jesus, Christianity, Sanctity of Bigotry

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Spanish Woman Poses Nude To Embarrass Mean Uncle Cardinal

Posted on May 6th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A Spanish mother of two, whose uncle is a neo-fascist Catholic Cardinal pig and friend of the Rat in a Hat, was slighted when her uncle ignored the deaths of both of her parents, refusing to attend their funerals and even offering a bald faced lie as an excuse. Perhaps the parents were not hate-mongering homophobic liars, and Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela did not like them for thinking independent thoughts. So she did a photoshoot for a Spanish soft porn magazine, Interviú, just to piss off Uncle Asshole. Ha ha!

Magdalena Rouco Hernández stripped off to embarrass her uncle, who is head of the Spanish Episcopal Conference and also a friend of Pope Benedict XVI [ed: Rat in a Hat].

The mother-of-two posed topless on eight pages of Interviú magazine, whose curious formula consists of generous helpings of female flesh combined with serious investigations.

The 27-year-old, who went to mass every day as a girl, said she chose to do the photoshoot to expose her uncle's "hypocrisy" following her father's death. "My uncle never tires of repeating that the family is sacred and that you have to respect it. But then he does not respect it and abandons his own," she said.

"When my father died, [Rouco] did not come to the funeral, didn't send flowers or tell my mother of his sorrow. He told us he had a meeting with Pope John Paul II, but it was not true.

Who has Family Values? Is it the daughter who loved her parents dearly and later posed in a risque fashion, or is it the Family Values Cardinal who does not even give a shit about his own family.

The Cardinal loves to spread lies and hatred, he is after all a Catholic Cardinal, so he says idiotic things like "gay marriage is the worst disaster in 200 years". No doubt because of the millions of deaths in Spain since gay marriage became legal. Altar boys know that the more a priest complains about homosexuals, the more dresses he has in his closet. I bet the Spanish altar boys don't ever let him get them alone in a corner.

One thing I really do admire very much about Spanish culture is that they do not tolerate fascist pig religious leaders messing with their government. They have learned from experience.

Technorati Tags: Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela, Magdalena Rouco Hernández, soft porn, Pope Benedict XVI, Rat in a Hat, Spanish Episcopal Conference, photoshoot, Interviú magazine

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Vietraq Like Vietnam, Says Our Glorious Christian Leader

Posted on August 26th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith-Based Invasions, Imperialist wars, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, Uncategorized, Warmongering.

Our Glorious Christian Leader has finally admitted that our illegal imperialist invasion of Iraq based on a pack of lies is similar to our illegal imperialist invasion of Vietnam based on a different set of lies many years ago.

In both cases the nations we were forced to attack were in the final stages of preparations for invading and enslaving the entire US mainland. The Iraqi's were just about to launch their 3 man Navy in a speedboat left over from the Iran/Iraq war, and, after stopping to refuel 18 times while crossing the Atlantic Ocean, they would have arrived at New York City 2 months later and finished off the destruction of Manhattan that had been started in 2001 by Osama Bin Hussein.

Vietnam, many years earlier, had been in the process of outfitting a fleet of 12 wooden fishing boats with which they intended to sail into San Francisco Bay and immediately create a network of Pho restaurants from which they could dispense poison-laden rice noodle soup to the hippies in the Bay Area, thereby destroying US morale and forcing an immediate and unconditional surrender.

If we had not attacked Osama Bin Hussein in Baghdad we would have had to do ship to ship combat in the New York harbor area, putting the Statue of Liberty at risk for a friendly fire accidental incident. This could reduce tourism dollars.

Of course there are a few slight differences. In Vietnam we appointed a puppet government and then used the puppet government to request US "assistance", in the form of us going there and killing hundreds of thousands of the people that lived there for trying to select their own form of government without US approval.

In the case of Iraq, we went there first, killed a bunch of people, and then installed a government that immediately announced a powerful urge to have some random group of foreigners come in and start killing the local people. It is clear that the Vietraq war is a much greater success than Vietnam was, since in Iraq we were already there killing people before the puppet government asked us to kill people - making our Mission Accomplished an instantaneous result. As soon as our troops rolled in to Baghdad we had already won the Iraq war.

In Vietnam we did not win until the last helicopter left the US fortress, er, embassy in a hail of gunfire from confused locals who delusionally thought they wanted a local government not run by the benevolent, mass-murdering USA.

We continue to be amazed at the brilliant tactical analysis produced on a daily basis by Our Glorious Christian Leader and his highly competent staff of reality deniers and oil exploration equipment salesmen. Our Glorious Christian Leader, like Presidents Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, and Nixon before him, has the wisdom to realize that it is primarily the people in non-Caucasian nations that are most interested in having American troops invade their countries and kill their citizens.

Technorati Tags: Vietnam, Vietraq, Imperialism, Our Glorious Christian Leader, war, warmongering, manifest destiny, racism, invasions, Osama Bin Hussein, Mission Accomplished

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British Officer Calls Vietraq War Illegal, Immoral, Unwinnable

Posted on June 7th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Demoncrats, Faith-Based Invasions, Imperialist wars, Repugnicans, Uncategorized.

British military officers are speaking out in public against the imperialist invasion of Iraq that was based on a pack of lies. While the officer involved accurately says that the war is illegal, immoral and unwinnable, he forgets to mention what a big hit it is with Fundamentalist Christians.

True, it was based on a pack of lies. Yes, it is a clear violation of the Nuremberg Principles and international law. Certainly killing hundreds of thousands of people is as immoral as any other crime against humanity. But at least Fundamentalist Christians support the ongoing slaughter as championed by Our Glorious Christian Leader.

It seems that as long as Our Glorious Christian Leader continues to pretend to be a Christian, the 28% of Americans that do not profess complete disgust with him will continue to be hoodwinked and fooled and just love every minute of it too.

Of course the other 72% of Americans have woken up from their five year nap and noticed that claims of Mission Accomplished were nothing more than media-propagated propaganda.

And some Americans seem to disapprove of the ongoing futility of pointless slaughter that benefits corporations like Halliburton and Exxon/Mobil but brings only harm to human beings.

Fortunately we can count on the Demoncratic Party to do everything they possibly can to seem to be opposed to the ongoing US corporate rape of Iraq.

And there are plenty of US military officers who feel the same way as this outspoken British officer, plenty of them.

Stay the course.

Technorati Tags: Imperialism, pack of lies, war crimes, George Bush, war criminals, propaganda, Mission Accomplished, British military

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The Assault on Reason: Our Glorious Christian Leader

Posted on May 21st, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Demoncrats, Repugnicans, Uncategorized, editorials.

Al Gore, the man who won the US Presidential election in November 2000, has finally let loose against Our Glorious Christian Leader, and justifiably he has fired using both barrels.

In his new book The Assault on Reason Gore describes the great harm that has been done to America and the rest of the world by the gang of Neocon Fundamentalist thugs that stole the election 7 years ago.

While he does not explicitly call for the impeachment and prosecution of Our Glorious Christian Leader, Gore does lay out a list of the crimes committed by OGLC and Darth Cheney.

It looks like a wonderful addition to any collection of reality-based reading material. And please remember, Just say NO to Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies and their self-appointed representatives in Washington!

Technorati Tags: Al Gore, Our Glorious Christian Leader" The Assault on Reason., Books, expose, treason, Repugnican, thugs, neocons

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30 Vermont Towns: Impeach Our Glorious Christian Leader

Posted on March 7th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Uncategorized.

It is no longer a secret that Our Glorious Christian Leader and Darth Cheney conspired to start a war of aggression based on a pack of lies. With one White House felon convicted for his role in getting revenge against Joseph Wilson, the lies and evil plotting of this administration became even easier to see and understand.

They want this war, but the people do not.

The peace loving people of Vermont are fighting back by calling for the impeachment of Our Glorious Christian Leader. Thirty towns in Vermont passed a resolution toward this end.

"We're putting impeachment on the table," said James Leas, a Vermont lawyer who helped to draft the resolutions and is tracking the votes. "The people in all these towns are voting to get this process started and bring the troops home now."

We know by now that Our Glorious Christian Leader has no interest in the will of the people, there are Republican owned companies making enormous profits on this illegal war. Darth Cheney himself gets 1 million dollars a year from Halliburton.

And our message for Our Glorious Christian Leader is plain and unambiguous; up against the wall, motherfucker.

Technorati Tags: impeachment, impeach bush, our glorious christian leader, white house crimes, vermont

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Freedom From Religion Equals Freedom

Posted on March 1st, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Uncategorized.

The Freedom From Religion Foundation presented their case to the United States Supreme Court on February 28, 2007. Their complaint is that Our Glorious Christian Leader is using US taxpayer money to promote an ancient death cult called Christianity by way of his so-called faith-based initiatives. This is an obvious violation of the US Constitution, and we are wishing them well in their struggle to overcome Jeebustarian cultural imperialism.

Remember, just say NO to fundamentalist idiot Presidents.

Technorati Tags: Atheism, Supreme Court, Freedom From Religion, faith-based

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Just Another Queer Atheist

Posted on March 1st, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Uncategorized.

Welcome to Atheist Fag! We hope to help you learn about all of the many reasons why anybody in their right mind would just say NO to Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies. In the process a feather or two may be ruffled, but you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs. Know what I mean?

If this site is bothersome to you, try re-examing the reasons why that is so.

We're here, we're queer, and we sure enough don't believe in Jaheezus!

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