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Leviticus Chapter 20 versus Condom Use Instructions

Posted on July 4th, 2010 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Rants, Reality, Stoopit Religions.

I used the cool website Xtranormal to create this video which interleaves portions of the Book of Leviticus, Chapter 20, with instructional text from the US government on condom use. Which text promotes life? Which text sounds like the ravings of an all powerful genocidal monster?

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Whereas Sally Hates Fags

Posted on June 28th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, child rape, faith based terrorism.

Oklahoma state representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus - website) is in the news again, this time for a Jeebus Hates Fags resolution she introduced in the Just an Okie from Oklahoma Legislature Yeee Hah! ride 'em cow bitch.

The item purports to represent the wishes of the people of Oklahoma, including every single trailer park, as it lays out the theological supremacy of her favorite brand of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, and claims that only Biblical concepts of morality are legitimate in Oklahoma.

WHEREAS, the people of Oklahoma have a strong tradition of reliance upon the Creator of the Universe; and
WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and
WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; and
WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and
WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and
WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;
NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE.

Sally wants our great nation to base our morality on Biblical Family Values, like going to a neighboring city, killing all of the men and boys, killing all of the women who are not virgins, and taking the virgin females back home as property to be used as sex slaves.

1) Murder, rape, and pillage at Jabesh-gilead (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)

So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. "This is what you are to do," they said. "Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin." Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan.

The Israelite assembly sent a peace delegation to the little remnant of Benjamin who were living at the rock of Rimmon. Then the men of Benjamin returned to their homes, and the four hundred women of Jabesh-gilead who were spared were given to them as wives. But there were not enough women for all of them. The people felt sorry for Benjamin because the LORD had left this gap in the tribes of Israel. So the Israelite leaders asked, "How can we find wives for the few who remain, since all the women of the tribe of Benjamin are dead? There must be heirs for the survivors so that an entire tribe of Israel will not be lost forever. But we cannot give them our own daughters in marriage because we have sworn with a solemn oath that anyone who does this will fall under God's curse."

Then they thought of the annual festival of the LORD held in Shiloh, between Lebonah and Bethel, along the east side of the road that goes from Bethel to Shechem. They told the men of Benjamin who still needed wives, "Go and hide in the vineyards. When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife! And when their fathers and brothers come to us in protest, we will tell them, 'Please be understanding. Let them have your daughters, for we didn't find enough wives for them when we destroyed Jabesh-gilead. And you are not guilty of breaking the vow since you did not give your daughters in marriage to them.'" So the men of Benjamin did as they were told. They kidnapped the women who took part in the celebration and carried them off to the land of their own inheritance. Then they rebuilt their towns and lived in them. So the assembly of Israel departed by tribes and families, and they returned to their own homes.

Sorry Sally, but as a legally married homo I have to tell you that your concept of morailty is disgusting and perverted.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, homophobia, god hates fags, rape, bible, murder, genocide, Oklahoma, party of jesus

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Jeebus-Brand Terr’ist Murders Doctor in Church

Posted on June 1st, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Religious Wingnuts, Stoopit Religions, faith based terrorism.

Murder suspect Scott Roeder is a member of the ultra-Jeebus Operation Rescue organization, and he has a prior criminal record for terr'ist activities like driving around with bomb making materials in his car.

Obviously if there really was a Jeebus, he would think this guy is a jerk.

When a person commits a crime intended to strike fear into others or otherwise advance a religious cause we call this person a terr'ist.

The connection between Fundamentalist religious delusions and terr'ism is one of practicing what is preached. Fundamentalist religious delusions of all brands are inherently intolerant of differing points of view. If they did not want to force everyone to follow their delusional belief system, then they would not be Fundamentalists.

We suggest that all persons in all cultures and all nations should just say NO to ridiculous ancient fairy tales used to justify horrendous crimes against common decency.

Technorati Tags: Scott Roder, terr'ism, terr'ist, Jebus, Jeebus, Christianity, Kansas, Operation Rescue, murder, George Tiller, abortion doctor

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Sally Kern Identifies New Threat at UN

Posted on May 12th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, child rape.

Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus), a famously idiotic and paranoid delusional Fundietard, has identified a new and serious threat to the Sanctity of Brutal Punishments - a UN resolution being considered by the US Congress that she imagines poses a direct threat to the rights of Fundietards to beat the shit out of their unfortunate spawn.

The constantly delusional Kern, famous for exposing the gay agenda as a greater threat than terr'ists and also for several attempts to carry a loaded handgun into the Oklahoma House chambers, has now identified the commie librul UN socialist peacenik anti-Jeebus agenda as the latest threat to her God-given right to beat the living daylights out of her children (Proverbs 20:30) or put them to death (Leviticus 20:9). After all, God Hates Brats.

Kern may not be aware that medical science is able to help people who believe their enemies are hiding behind every curtain, just waiting until they nod off for a second so they can take away their guns, Bibles, and child-sized waterboards.

If there were a Fundietard of the Year award millions of frustrated Jeebus-lovers would be forced to wait haplessly in line, praying for the day that Sally either shakes off this mortal coil or gets a prescription for Thorazine. Even batshit crazy Michele Bachmann is up against stiff competition from Sally.

Sally is very persuasive in spreading her Jeebus-flavor lunatic fears, so much so that the Oklahoma House has now passed a resolution opposing the UN global children's rights treaty. After all, if we give in and grant rights to children those gol darn homos might want some rights next. Better just to tar their behinds and let Santa Claus figure out who's naughty and nice.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, fundietard, thorazine, schizophrenia, conspiracy nut, homo agenda, UN, children's rights, Oklahoma House, U.N. Convention on the Rights of The Child , Jeebus

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Maine Governor Destroys Sanctity of Bigotry

Posted on May 6th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Demoncrats, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, equal rights, just government.

The Governor of Maine, the honorable John Baldacci, has signed into law a bill that will grant equal marital rights to gay couples. By doing so he has utterly destroyed the Sanctity of Bigotry in the friendly, beautiful state of Maine.

Of course we can all be certain that the bigots are already up in arms, inventing euphemistic slogans in an attempt to make their Jeebus-brand homophobic bigotry look like decency and righteousness. The legislature and the Governor of Maine would seem to disagree with the Bible thumping bigots, as they have come to the conclusion that all citizens should have equal rights under the law.

Our hat is off today to the Governor, legislature, and the rest of the government of the beautiful state of Maine. We have often had the great pleasure of visiting Maine, and the people there have always been friendly, open-minded, and pleasant. Perhaps Maine has a lower percentage of citizens afflicted by bigotry-laden religious delusions, but whatever the reason this news is good news for everyone except the Party of Jesus.

Religious bigots in Maine that think gay marriage is horrible are still free to not marry a same sex partner. Their freedom of bigotry has not been compromised, all that has happened is that the state government has declined to honor the Sanctity of their Bigotry under the law that affect all citizens of Maine, whether they are religious or rational.

Technorati Tags: Sanctity of Bigotry, Governor John Baldacci, State of Maine, gay marriage, same sex marriage, equal rights, m gay rights, homophobia, Jeebus, Jeebus-brand bigotry

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New York Governor Unveils Gay Marriage Bill

Posted on April 16th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Demoncrats, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Rants, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, editorials.

New York Governor David Paterson is unveiling a proposed new law that would grant equal marriage rights to all residents of New York State regardless of their gender or sexual orientation. After all, Equal equals Equal.

The Catholic Church, also known as the Altar Boy Rape Corporation, is already banging their drums and posing as morally superior child molesters. And of course they pretend that their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy does not approve of homoluv. As if any sane person in touch with objective reality would give a shit what these power hungry ultra-greedy authoritarian cretins from the 13th century have to say.

Newly installed New York Archbishop Timothy Dolan started his gig by complaining about people ridiculing the Catholic Church.
Perhaps if they stopped using ridiculous ancient fairy tales to justify medieval sexist, misogynistic and homophobic authoritarian world views people would not feel the need to strike back with well deserved ridicule and biting sarcasm.

It will be very interesting to see the way in which Governor Paterson's renewed efforts to promote equal justice under the law proceed. It is clear that the Governor is seeking to promote justice, so we can be certain that the Party of Jesus will be strongly opposed.

Technorati Tags: New York State, Governor Paterson, David Paterson, equal rights, gay marriage, same sex marriage, equality, Party of Jesus, bigotry, Catholic Church, child molesters, dogma, homophobia, sexism

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Amazonfail: Reality vs Christian Homophobia

Posted on April 14th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Recently a number of very well known authors of books that mention the existence of gay people began to notice that their books were falling completely off the sales rank charts at Amazon. Thus these books were losing their Amazon Rank.

At the same time book searches for words like homosexuality began returning despicable books by notorious fools like Joseph Nicolosi, a fraudulent practitioner of Jeebus-brand anti-gay bigotry who pretends to "heal" men of being queer, nevermind that gay identity is not a problem that needs to be addressed in the first place.

Over the last few days Amazon has been incrementally releasing disclaimers that may begin to approach the reality of what is really happening. First they claimed it was just a technical glitch, next they seemed to border on admitting they were trying to protect people from information about Teh Gays, as if their campaign of closetization was being applied to all reading material, not just queer reading.

We find it difficult to believe that Amazon by corporate policy, or one or more employees of Amazon acting to keep the Baby Jesus from crying, are not engaging in a conscious and deliberate effort to mask and conceal queer literature from public view.

Here is how you can help.

• Send feedback to Amazon
• Apply tags to books listed at Amazon
• Buy a book exposing the Ex-Gay myth
• Buy gay-themed books for teens like the ones listed below, and donate them to your library

We think it would be better to bring Amazon back into contact with reality, rather than simply boycotting them. By getting them to reverse this foolhardy action we can make them a valuable resource for young gay people in the future. Books are good. Books can help people. Help Amazon to return to selling books that present a reality-based view of the gay identity.

As a side benefit, whenever you help to promote a reality-based view of gay people you are also helping to defeat the idiocy of religious delusions.

	First Born (Beau to Beau Young Adult Romance) List Price: $1.99
	Intro:This is Brent’s senior year in high school, and he has been looking forward to this very week for two years. Brent is spending the entire week with his brother in his college dorm room. When Brent arrives at the university, his brother is thrilled to see him...

	Tale of Two Summers List Price: $15.95 Sale Price: $6.49
	08:06 p.m.Saturday 07.29.06You are in L-O-V-E. Notice how I have no hesitation spelling it. At all. Reason? That was just the wildest entry you've posted! Ever....You are so seeing the world through the eyes of L-O-V-E...

	Best Buds List Price: $2.99
	Young gay sex between boys - "Jimmy couldn't believe it. They were in the showers after gym class, the last period of school, and Jimmy noticed his friend Bobby's hard-on. Bobby was soaping his balls and playing with himself and wasn't at all bashful when he saw Jimmy staring...

	Super Star (Beau to Beau Young Adult Romance) List Price: $1.99
	A Beau to Beau young adult bookIntro:Since meeting the teen heartthrob one year ago, Mitch’s life has not been the same. He is certain that when the very famous Kevin Rowe had shaken his hand and looked into his eyes that there had been something unspoken between them, a connection of some sort...

	Vintage: A Ghost Story List Price: $5.99
	In a small New Jersey town, a lonely teen walking along a highway one autumn evening meets the boy of his dreams, a boy who happens to have died decades ago and haunts the road. Awkward crushes, both bitter and sweet, lead him to face youthful dreams and childish fears...

	A New Kind of Music List Price: $8.95 Sale Price: $8.95
	Growing up can be tough! Especially with a punk-rock radio host for a mom. And without a dad around. Layla wants to fit in, but she's part Egytian. She looks like a father she hasn't met. She wonders how her life would be different if her mother hosted a show for NPR instead of their community radio station...

	Waterways List Price: $9.99
	Kory was having enough trouble in high school. His girlfriend just dumped him, his poetry made him a target for ridicule, and college applications were looming. The very last thing he needed was to fall in love with another boy...

	A Time Before Me List Price: $4.99
	In this poignant coming-of-age novel, a gay teen struggles to find his identity in the contrasting worlds of rural Mississippi and the big city of New Orleans.Growing up in a small Mississippi town in the early 1990s, shy and inexperienced Mason spends much of his time with his best friend and secret childhood crush, the charming and daring Billy...

	Do You Know That I Love You (Gay Youth Chronicles) List Price: $9.99
	ReviewMark Roeder is quickly establishing himself as the writer for gay and questioning teens. In Do You Know That I Love You, Ralph, a young gay teen living on a farm in Indiana, has an aching crush on a rock star and wants nothing more than to see his idol in concert...

	Down to the Bone List Price: $16.99 Sale Price: $9.87
	Here's what it means to be a tortillera. It means you're a girl who loves girls. Which means you get kicked out of Catholic school faster than Mother Superior Sicko can say "immoral." Which means your wacko Mami finds out...

Queers bash back!

Technorati Tags: Amazonfail, twitter, Joseph Nicolosi, ex-gay, ex-gay myth, homophobia, Jeebus-brand bigotry, homosexuality, queer, gay rights, queer liberation, closet, closetization

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More Americans Rejecting Fairy Tales

Posted on March 10th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Fraud, Stoopit Religions.

Increasing numbers of Americans are turning away from ridiculous ancient fairy tales and making a reality-based Lifestyle choice, according to a study released earlier this week.
More and more Americans are giving up on the silly superstitions that plagued their ancestors and historically promoted slavery, sexism and homophobia. Instead citizens are considering the fact that there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to support belief in invisible super pals that live in a secret compartment behind the sky and are desperate for us to smite the unbelievers.

Even in Texas, well known for exporting amazingly stupid politicians afflicted with ridiculous superstitions, belief in fairy tales is down by 7% since 1990.

Our faith-based invasion of Iraq based on a pack of lies may have been a factor in the steep decline in people willing to be branded in public as Christians. Protestants are down from 19% of Americans to 13%, while the Holy Roman Altar Boy Rape Corporation also suffered losses as more parents lost interest in having their children molested by religious leaders.

The one group that did increase in the poll are those Americans who indicate they are not suffering from religious delusions which is now up to 15%. We need to get that well up into the 90 percent range if we are going to have equal justice for all despite what vicious TV evangelists, Mor[m]on propagandists and Republican legislators have to say. Clearly the people promoting social injustice are those who are still afflicted with religious delusions. By promoting a reality based Lifestyle Choice™ you can help promote peace, justice and equality for all.

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US State of Jesus (formerly Utah) is Top Porn Consumer

Posted on March 3rd, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

The US State of Jesus, which was formerly named Utah, is famous for exporting sexual purity ballot measures and conducting campaigns of lies, smears, and fear mongering against sexual minorities. A recent study has found that the Jeebus-loving, hate-mongering, sexual holier than thou hypocrites from Jesus are also the nation's leading consumer of porn.

The Salt Lake Tribune, hardly an anti-Mor[m]on publication, quotes a Harvard Business School study which found Jesus (the state Jesus, not the fictional super pal) was the biggest consumer of hot, cum-dripping love buckets just starving for their stiff, sexually-pure heterosexual Jeebus-blessed rods.

If I wanted to be a hypocrite, I guess I could send out of state agitators to a more civilized state and help pass laws that discriminate against sexual minorities, then whack off in front of my computer to pictures of Suzi Que taking the whole thing. I'm not a Mor[m]on though.

Technorati Tags: Utah, Jesus, Mor[m]ons, Porn, #1, Harvard Business School, Beehive State, Jesus state, Proposition H8, Journal of Economic Perspectives, online porn subscription, Mother fuckers,

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Catholic News Agency Says Cancer Cure from Virgin Mary

Posted on January 24th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Sighince, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions.

An Italian Catholic news agency, Zenit, has published reports of an alleged cancer cure with the uncontested claim that this supposed medical treatment is sponsored by the mythical Virgin Mary.

The report, by the English Catholic journalist Edward Pentin, conspicuously fails to explain precisely how this tumour-reducing drug works, and repeats utterly meaningless "research findings". However the company making money from Catholics, who are obviously predisposed to believe things in the absence of evidence, offers the following bullshit in lieu of medical information.

CellAdam works by breaking down a shield that is preventing cancer cells from communicating with the body’s natural immune system, allowing it to kill the cancer cells. “It is putting back your immune system into balance,” explains Beke, “assisting your immune system to cure the cancer, enhancing your own system to be natural and letting a natural process take over a sick body.” Certain cells react better than others to the drug, such as breast, lung and large intestinal cancer cells, melanoma malignum and certain types of obstetric tumours. But even large tumours can be blocked by CellAdam, claims Biostemworld.

It’s [sic] best track record, however, is as a cancer prevention therapy. When used as a dietary supplement, it works by building up the body’s adult stem cell count. Stem cells can decrease by as much as 80% in the course of a lifetime, leading to signs of ageing, a weakened immune system, and diseases such as cancer. With CellAdam and its other nature-based drugs, Biostemworld claims it can restore that count by as much as 75%, exceeding a similar product in California by 50%. Not only do they prevent cancer, but other diseases too.

The clever marketing ploy these cons are using to fleece the sheeple seems to be a unique blend of New Age I'll-believe-anything mumbo jumbo with the well established gullibility of those already afflicted with religious delusions about invisible super virgin faerie mothers that live in the sky.

What if the folks who developed this miracle cure were offering you a chance to get in on the ground floor of this "unique Business Opportunity"? Now do you believe that the Virgin Mary is cashing in sponsoring this breakthrough?

(source)

Technorati Tags: Miracle, miraculous, marian apparition, medical fraud, business opportunity, Zenit, biostemworld, cellAdam, sheeple, gullibility, Catholic, Virgin Mary

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