The constantly delusional Kern, famous for exposing the gay agenda as a greater threat than terr'ists and also for several attempts to carry a loaded handgun into the Oklahoma House chambers, has now identified the commie librul UN socialist peacenik anti-Jeebus agenda as the latest threat to her God-given right to beat the living daylights out of her children (Proverbs 20:30) or put them to death (Leviticus 20:9). After all, God Hates Brats.

Kern may not be aware that medical science is able to help people who believe their enemies are hiding behind every curtain, just waiting until they nod off for a second so they can take away their guns, Bibles, and child-sized waterboards.

If there were a Fundietard of the Year award millions of frustrated Jeebus-lovers would be forced to wait haplessly in line, praying for the day that Sally either shakes off this mortal coil or gets a prescription for Thorazine. Even batshit crazy Michele Bachmann is up against stiff competition from Sally.

Sally is very persuasive in spreading her Jeebus-flavor lunatic fears, so much so that the Oklahoma House has now passed a resolution opposing the UN global children's rights treaty. After all, if we give in and grant rights to children those gol darn homos might want some rights next. Better just to tar their behinds and let Santa Claus figure out who's naughty and nice.

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The Catholic Church, also known as the Altar Boy Rape Corporation, is already banging their drums and posing as morally superior child molesters. And of course they pretend that their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy does not approve of homoluv. As if any sane person in touch with objective reality would give a shit what these power hungry ultra-greedy authoritarian cretins from the 13th century have to say.

Newly installed New York Archbishop Timothy Dolan started his gig by complaining about people ridiculing the Catholic Church.
Perhaps if they stopped using ridiculous ancient fairy tales to justify medieval sexist, misogynistic and homophobic authoritarian world views people would not feel the need to strike back with well deserved ridicule and biting sarcasm.

It will be very interesting to see the way in which Governor Paterson's renewed efforts to promote equal justice under the law proceed. It is clear that the Governor is seeking to promote justice, so we can be certain that the Party of Jesus will be strongly opposed.

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Don't give Special Rights to bigots that would let them decide who is good and who is bad. Equal = Equal.

Vote NO on Proposition 8!

Thank you very much

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If the hate-based ballot measure were to pass, all existing gay marriages would be rendered null and void, future tax and marriage license fees that would be collected by the counties would be decreased, income in the wedding industry would decline, and nobody would benefit in any way whatsoever except narrow-minded bigots for Jeebus. The only benefit they would obtain is the preservation of the Sanctity of Bigotry.

Among the many organizations coming out in favor of reason, tolerance, and equal rights for all citizens are the world famous Google, Levi Strauss and Company, and bay area utility firm Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E).

Meanwhile the Jeebus industry keeps pouring money, sermons and bald faced lies into the effort to roll back equality and take away the hard earned rights for which homos have struggled so long. The lines could not possibly be more clearly drawn, rational people that live in contact with reality are opposed to this baseless and spiteful discrimination, and Christianity is the champion of fiction, untruth, bigotry and intolerance.

It is Jeebus versus progress, religion versus decency, fairy tales versus the real world. We promise to post a Ha Ha message on November 5th when the Jeebus industry goes down in flames. May this limitless, well funded campaign to promote intolerance reveal to the world the nasty underside of one of the most dangerous fairy tale based Lifestyle Choices in the world.

Just say NO to Jeebus-based intolerance!

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The Traditional Values Coalition, and in particular the lying bastard Lou Sheldon, are welcome to roll up this poll and smoke it. Or they could use this news for other recreational purposes, including ones that might involve sitting on something. As a matter of fact I bet you can guess where Lou is welcome to shove it. Of course the TVC is only one of the bigotry sources trying once again to sell the Fear of a Queer Planet as if it was something to worry about.

The days when you could paint the word Jeebus on a pile of vile bigotry and sell it to people are, fortunately, long gone.

A very large percentage of people in California are personally acquainted with one or more gay or lesbian couples who have become married in the last 2 months. Not a single person in California has suffered any harm at all, not even a hangnail, as a result of gay marriage. The fact is that equal rights equal equal rights. It is the Fundamentalist bigots who are seeking Special Rights®, in particular they want to have the right to decide who can get married and who can not.

Well, it is too late, their tired old rhetoric has become tired and old, just like their fairy tales about an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

I'd like to thank my fellow citizens of California for taking a stand against bigotry and intolerance. You guys rock!

And Lou, there is still plenty of time to sit on it. Too bad about the Sanctity of Bigotry. Poor little thing.

Game over. Jeebus loses again.

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