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Christian Exposes Agenda of National Academy of Sciences

Posted on April 12th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Sighince, Religious Wingnuts, Schools, Sighintifik Resurch, Stoopit Religions.

Christian hogwash author Robert Bowie Johnson Jr is releasing a book that exposes the Satanic hidden agenda of the National Academy of Sciences, a scheme to teach innocent Christian children that they are descended from mere reptiles.

Don’t you just love the imaginary harm posed by imaginary threats from the imaginary enemies of their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy? I sure do.

In the mind of this buffoon, and in millions of other Christian minds, to teach evolution is synonymous with atheism. It’s just not a good idea to smoke cheap crack. Among the many thousands upon thousands of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies, Imaginary Virgin Sky Mommies, and all of the many other forms of deities people have pretended about over the last million years, certainly there are some that are compatible with evolution. And of course as long as a person believes in just one Tinkerbell or other deity, they are not an atheist.

Christians do themselves a disservice when they incorrectly identify evolution as the principle threat to their fairy tales. In reality all forms of education and science threaten the fragile shell of their crumbling fairy tales.

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Technorati Tags: Christian, creationism, creationist, evolution, National Academy of Science

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UK Lawyers: RC Church May Not Fire Queer Headmaster

Posted on August 13th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Roman Catholic, Schools.

In the United Kingdom schools that promote religious fairy tales are able to receive funding from the gummint, but in return they are required to obey the laws of the land. They are not allowed to whip, torture or stone children, despite the Book of Leviticus.

Even the Holy Roman Child Rape Catholic Church is required to obey the law. Even when the law prevents them from acting maliciously, as they prefer to do, based on primitive ancient scrolls written by ancient hate-crazed tribal cult leaders - they still have to obey the law.

Hatemongering religious leaders have been losing influence in the UK for years, as the nation continues to move towards a sane, reality-based attitude of tolerance.

The queer headmaster of St. Cecilia’s primary school (coincidentally the same name as the school where a ferocious bull-dyke nun once failed to terrorize your humble blogger) married his beau in a public service with a reception held in a parish hall (ha ha!) and this really pissed off the people that use their idiotic religion to justify their homophobia and intolerance.

Ha Ha again. Ha Ha three times. No really, fuck the HRCRCC.
See the story here.

And remember, just say Fuck You to any dumbass hatemongering religion that tries to oppress you.

Technorati Tags: Roman Catholic, queer, headmaster, gay marriage, gay rights, equal rights, civil liberties, child molesters, Catholic Church, child rape, Holy Roman Catholic Church, equal

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Senator Dodd Asks “What if Your Child Were Gay?”

Posted on April 5th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Demoncrats, Faith Based Bigotry, Schools.

US Senator Chris Dodd (D-CT), a long-shot Presidential candidate hopeful, went on record as opposing anti-gay bigotry while addressing high school students in Concord NH. Senator Dodd asked his audience “What would you do if your child were gay?”

The senator, in a radical departure from all other Presidential hopefuls, went beyond simply saying it is rude to beat gays and lesbians, and stated flat-out his belief that gay and lesbian persons should be treated equally under the law. “We ought to be able to have these loving relationships,” the Connecticut senator said.

Dodd, the father of 2-year-old and 5-year-old girls, said his daughters could grow up to be lesbians and that he hopes they would have the opportunity to enjoy marriage-like rights.

“They may grow up as a different sexual orientation than their parents,” he said. “How would I want my child to be treated if they were of a different sexual orientation?”

It is well known that today’s wonderful young people are far less likely to spew hatred and bigotry toward gays and lesbians. Polls consistently show a majority of under 25 year olds support equal rights. To some extent the Senator may have been tailoring his message to his audience, but we welcome his words in support of human rights instead of religious bigotry.

We were honestly amazed to hear a member of the Congress talk sense about civil rights, pleased, very pleased, but surprised as well.

Technorati Tags: gay rights, human rights, Senator Dodd, New Hampshire, Demoncrats, equal rights, young people

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Mor[m]on Students Reject Darth Cheney Appearance

Posted on April 3rd, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Mor[m]ons, Repugnicans, Schools.

Perhaps it is actually possible to be a Mor[m]on without being a total wanker nutjob. One does not often hear good news from Utah. Usually any news from Utah is about fag bashing, high school student fag bashing, or some other kind of hatred directed at people that are not afflicted with the Mor[m]on Death Cult and don’t wear magic underwear.

So it was with great delight that we learned of a movement involving a portion of the students and faculty at Brigham Young University urging the school to withdraw an invitation to Darth Cheney to speak at their forthcoming commencement exercise. Critics at the school question whether Cheney sets a good example for graduates, citing his promotion of faulty intelligence before the Iraq war and his role in the CIA leak scandal. This is a nice way of calling Darth Cheney a lying, mother fucking, weapons of mass destruction-using, killer of innocent women and children.

In order to attend Brigham Young a student must swear they will avoid sinful behavior like drinking coffee and wearing shorts. But student Diane Bailey, who is leading a protest Wednesday against Cheney’s visit, said students are not “robotic conservatives.”

Bailey and others are upset by Cheney’s role in promoting faulty intelligence that led the U.S. into the Iraq war. They also cite his proximity to the CIA leak scandal in which his chief of staff, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, was convicted of perjury and obstruction of justice.

This might be one of the coolest things that has happened in Utah since the Earth was created 6,000 years ago. If Darth Cheney had feelings, there might be a slight risk of them being hurt. We think he should be impeached, and then given a nice relaxing waterboard treatment for each innocent Iraqi citizen that died because of his pack of lies.

Technorati Tags: Darth Cheney, Utah, Brigham Young University, Warner Woodworth, Diane Bailey, Repugnicans, pack of lies, imperialism, war crimes, Dick Cheney, impeachment, waterboard

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San Diego Diocese Offers $95 Million to Child Rape Victims

Posted on March 30th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Priest Rape, Rants, Roman Catholic, Schools, child rape.

The San Diego Archdiocese, the regional profit center for the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church, is offering a 95 million dollar payment to settle charges of child molestation involving 140 victims. This number of 140 victims includes only the San Diego area, and only those who came forward with the news that they were raped by an official representative of an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

As might be expected from a notoriously anti-human organization like the Boy Rapers, the payments to the victims are offered according to a sliding scale, based on how much their priest was able to get away with before he was rotated to a new area where he had not raped any children, yet.

There is one level of payment for children forced to pose naked for Catholic Priest Porn. The next higher level of reimbursement is for children forced to masturbate for their religious leader. And the victims receiving the highest payout per priest-felony are those who were actually raped by their bingo-profiteering priest.

There is no special payout for victims that were assaulted with a crucifix used as a dildo, nor extra cash for victims raped using other special religious symbols of the Boy Rape Church.

And of course the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church continues with their bizarre policy of pretending their priests don’t have sex, causing the priests to continue to go on the down low and force themselves on innocent children. The masochistic vow of celibacy is the inherent sexual perversion of the Catholic church, as long as they continue to pretend that a person can swear off sex for life and still be emotionally whole, we will continue to hear of children being raped by priests who just can’t keep up the pretense anymore, but are too cynical and evil to approach another adult.

The denial of the facts of human sexuality is at the very core of what is wrong with the Boy Rape Church. It is also a significant contributing factor in these crimes.

Next we need to put the bishops and cardinals that have enabled these crimes behind bars for the crime of racketeering. Together with former Cardinal Ratzinger, now Papa Nazi the Pope who conspired to protect the rapist priests, these criminals should be incarcerated for the rest of their unnatural lives.

Technorati Tags: San Diego, Catholic Church, Child Molesters, Boy Rape, Hypocrisy, Celibacy, Racketeering, Ratzinger, Pope,

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