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Holy Water Rejects Demonic Cardinal, Broken Hip Results

Posted on April 8th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Roman Catholic.

It is a well known and often documented scientific fact that Holy Water can cause great harm to demons. So it comes as no surprise to hear that Roman Catholic Cardinal Francis George of Chicago broke his hip when a puddle of Holy Water protected nearby children from his evil influence. Several virginal children were within a few feet of the Demon when the Holy Water righteously caused the 70 year old bingo caller to smash to the floor in God’s judgment of the world’s most vicious child molesting cabal.

The Cardinal survived the fall, but these sorts of demons only remain dead for 3 days even if they do fall on a wooden stake.

Technorati Tags: Roman Catholic, Cardinal George, Chicago, Holy Water

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Remains of Joan of Arc are Another Catholic Fraud

Posted on April 4th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic.

The librul homo agenda scientist types at the journal Nature have made the Baby Jesus cry by exposing yet another fraud perpetrated by the sinister financial and political empire known as the Catholic Church.

The supposedly sacred remains of the ancient Joan of Arc are in fact partly stolen from an Egyptian mummy, and part ordinary house cat thigh bone. Perhaps not so much miraculous as intentionally fraudulent.

Philippe Charlier, a forensic scientist at Raymond Poincaré Hospital in Garches, near Paris, obtained permission to study the relics from the French church last year. He says he was “astonished” by the results. “I’d never have thought that it could be from a mummy.”

Charlier and his colleagues didn’t have much to work with: the relics comprise a charred-looking human rib, chunks of what seem to be carbonized wood, a 15-centimetre fragment of linen and a cat femur — consistent with the medieval practice of throwing black cats onto the pyre of supposed witches.

Despite the fact that it was superstition-addled Christians who killed the famous woman on trumped up charges of witchcraft in the first place, Catholics want to claim her as a symbolic best pal of their Invisible Bearded Sky Daddy.

And being, as they were, fake relics it seems they fit in perfectly as symbols of fake sainthood for a fake religion that really wants money and power but claims to worship an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

Technorati Tags: Joan of Arc, nature, science, relics, fraud, Catholic Church, France, religion, deceit

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San Diego Diocese Offers $95 Million to Child Rape Victims

Posted on March 30th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Priest Rape, Rants, Roman Catholic, Schools, child rape.

The San Diego Archdiocese, the regional profit center for the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church, is offering a 95 million dollar payment to settle charges of child molestation involving 140 victims. This number of 140 victims includes only the San Diego area, and only those who came forward with the news that they were raped by an official representative of an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

As might be expected from a notoriously anti-human organization like the Boy Rapers, the payments to the victims are offered according to a sliding scale, based on how much their priest was able to get away with before he was rotated to a new area where he had not raped any children, yet.

There is one level of payment for children forced to pose naked for Catholic Priest Porn. The next higher level of reimbursement is for children forced to masturbate for their religious leader. And the victims receiving the highest payout per priest-felony are those who were actually raped by their bingo-profiteering priest.

There is no special payout for victims that were assaulted with a crucifix used as a dildo, nor extra cash for victims raped using other special religious symbols of the Boy Rape Church.

And of course the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church continues with their bizarre policy of pretending their priests don’t have sex, causing the priests to continue to go on the down low and force themselves on innocent children. The masochistic vow of celibacy is the inherent sexual perversion of the Catholic church, as long as they continue to pretend that a person can swear off sex for life and still be emotionally whole, we will continue to hear of children being raped by priests who just can’t keep up the pretense anymore, but are too cynical and evil to approach another adult.

The denial of the facts of human sexuality is at the very core of what is wrong with the Boy Rape Church. It is also a significant contributing factor in these crimes.

Next we need to put the bishops and cardinals that have enabled these crimes behind bars for the crime of racketeering. Together with former Cardinal Ratzinger, now Papa Nazi the Pope who conspired to protect the rapist priests, these criminals should be incarcerated for the rest of their unnatural lives.

Technorati Tags: San Diego, Catholic Church, Child Molesters, Boy Rape, Hypocrisy, Celibacy, Racketeering, Ratzinger, Pope,

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Nazi Ratzi: Hell Exists, Deny it and You’ll Go to Hell

Posted on March 27th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Rants, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, hypocrite evangelists.

Former Hitler Youth and chief financial officer of the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church Nazi Ratzinger, who goes by Pope Benedict XVI when he does drag, has declared in a bitterly nasty sermon that if you deny the existence of Hell, you’re going to go to Hell.

In an article on The Scotsman the afficionado of altar boys is described as having been furious, and unleashing a bitter attack on the terrible sinners who just don’t talk about hell enough. It seems the old guy in a dress threw a real hissy fit. Joe the Rat was giving a sermon at an ordinary parish church in Rome, and the altar boys on the stage with him were just gorgeous in their training dresses.

Frank Zappa once famously commented on this subject, saying “There is no Hell, there is only France.” Frank had been to France too.

Italian fashion designers and drag queens are very impressed with the high quality gold embroidered threads that Nazi Ratzi has been flaunting in public lately. With his designer shoes, color coordinated magic staff (it looks just like a broom handle) the fag bashing rich guy cuts quite a figure in public. When not busy bashing fags Nazi Ratzi likes to quote the Book of John “let he who is without sin to cast the first stone”. Then he usually gets right back to work campaigning against that gol darn homo agenda.

So if you don’t believe in Hell, you’re going to Hell. And we all know where fags are going. But what about fags that don’t believe in Hell and don’t like super wealthy former Nazis that wear dresses while gay bashing?

Technorati Tags: Ratzinger, Catholic Church, Nazi, Hitler Youth, homo agenda, Hell, Frank Zappa, France, gay bashing, Pope, Benedict XVI, Rome, Sermon

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Catholics May Lie Under Oath to Protect Church $$$

Posted on March 26th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Roman Catholic, child rape.

An article in the LA Times describes a case in which a Catholic Nun intentionally lied under oath in a court of law, and explains that this intentional deceit is permitted under Roman Catholic Boy Rape Church rules if the lie protects the Pope’s cash flow.

In a typical priest raping children trial, an elderly Roman Catholic nun acted as an enabler for a child molesting priest, and in her twisted Catholic duplicitous mind, she felt free to believe that her Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy approved of the lie because a conviction of the rapist-priest would have threatened the one thing that is most holy to the Roman Catholic Boy Rape Church - their bingo proceeds.

We thought this claim was a bit incredible at first, even though it sounded evil and it involved the Catholic Church. So we did a wee bit of Googling and found this.

So, if a Catholic citizen of the USA is aware of a felony sex crime with a child as the victim, and they are called in to testify under oath in a court of law, it is their moral obligation under Catholic doctrine to lie through their fucking teeth in order to protect the child molester because a conviction would reduce the number of priests in the child molester rotation pool and this could reduce the millions of dollars sent to Rome every year to buy new dresses with gold threads and fancy embroidery for the Pope.

That’s one hell of a fucking religion!

Technorati Tags: Catholic, Priest, Boy rape, child molester, oath, doctrine, Pope, dress, Cardinal Mahony, roman catholic, Archdiocese of Los Angeles

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