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Wyoming Lesbian Couple Gay Bashed by Church

Posted on April 5th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Priest Rape, Religious Wingnuts.

A Wyoming lesbian couple afflicted with Catholicism has been banned from receiving communion by the official decree of the regional business manager (bishop) of the Roman Catholic Altar Boy Rape Church. The pair were legally married in Canada in August 2006 and recently were quoted in a local Wyoming newspaper as supporting equal rights for gay and lesbian couples. Bishop David Ricken issued a direct order to their parish priest, instructing him to refuse the flesh brutally ripped from the carcass of an imaginary dead man-god that was killed so they could be forgiven, Catholics call this form of cannibalism Holy Communion. Leah Vader and Lynne Huskinson sent a letter recently to their Wyoming state legislator decrying a proposed bill that would deny recognition of same-sex marriages. The lawmaker read the letter on the floor of the Wyoming State Legislature.

Speaking the obvious truth, one of the pair that have been condemned to eternal hell fire by the Catholic Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Be Yourself policy said “You spend half your time defending your gayness to Catholics,” Vader said, “and the other half of your time defending your Catholicism to gays.”

One wonders if priests who rape children are perrmitted to continue receiving wafer thin slices of Jesus meat.

It seems the Catholic Church is willing to tolerate the existence of gay people as long as they continue to ride in the back of the bus and deny they are gay in public. It is OK to be a shameful, evil fag or dyke as long as you are ashamed of it and you die a virgin.

Hopefully these ladies who simply wish for their caring relationship to be treated with dignity and respect will take this opportunity to set themselves free from their religious affliction. The Catholic Church can be relied on to continue brutalizing and demonizing perfectly innocent people, that will not be changing during the lifetime of Papa Nazi Ratzi, and you can take that to the bank.

Technorati Tags: Wyoming, Lesbian couple, Papa Nazi, Bishop David Ricken, communion, cannibalism

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Hatemonger for Jesus Claims White House Anti-Gay Mission

Posted on March 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, hypocrite evangelists.

A hatemongering Fundamentalist Christian preacher traveled to Latvia for an anti-gay conference, claiming that he was sent by the White House to promote his message of intolerance in the name of an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy that loves everybody except faggots.

Kenneth Hutcherson, a former professional football player and leader of the Antioch Bible Church for Morons, is now in the Jesus Hates You business with his message of anti-gay bigotry. His Christian hosts in Latvia, the New Generation church, showed their Christian piety and Godly love for others by throwing bags of excrement at gay people gathered for a rally last year. I guess they asked themselves What Would Jesus Throw (WWJT) and confused the answer with what they were full of.

Since it is a well known fact that the current occupant of the White House is a fucking idiot, the folks in Latvia believed Hutcherson when he said he was on a mission from Our Glorious Christian Leader.

A Seattle-based lawyer, Dave Coffman, has asked the FBI to investigate Hutcherson’s claims, saying they breach federal law.

Technorati Tags: Homophobia, Jesus, Hatred, Christians, Latvia, Third World, excrement, gays, lesbians, Kenneth Hutcherson, Dave Coffman, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Bigotry

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Nazi Ratzi: Hell Exists, Deny it and You’ll Go to Hell

Posted on March 27th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Rants, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, hypocrite evangelists.

Former Hitler Youth and chief financial officer of the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church Nazi Ratzinger, who goes by Pope Benedict XVI when he does drag, has declared in a bitterly nasty sermon that if you deny the existence of Hell, you’re going to go to Hell.

In an article on The Scotsman the afficionado of altar boys is described as having been furious, and unleashing a bitter attack on the terrible sinners who just don’t talk about hell enough. It seems the old guy in a dress threw a real hissy fit. Joe the Rat was giving a sermon at an ordinary parish church in Rome, and the altar boys on the stage with him were just gorgeous in their training dresses.

Frank Zappa once famously commented on this subject, saying “There is no Hell, there is only France.” Frank had been to France too.

Italian fashion designers and drag queens are very impressed with the high quality gold embroidered threads that Nazi Ratzi has been flaunting in public lately. With his designer shoes, color coordinated magic staff (it looks just like a broom handle) the fag bashing rich guy cuts quite a figure in public. When not busy bashing fags Nazi Ratzi likes to quote the Book of John “let he who is without sin to cast the first stone”. Then he usually gets right back to work campaigning against that gol darn homo agenda.

So if you don’t believe in Hell, you’re going to Hell. And we all know where fags are going. But what about fags that don’t believe in Hell and don’t like super wealthy former Nazis that wear dresses while gay bashing?

Technorati Tags: Ratzinger, Catholic Church, Nazi, Hitler Youth, homo agenda, Hell, Frank Zappa, France, gay bashing, Pope, Benedict XVI, Rome, Sermon

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“Elton John Will Make You Gay” Idiot Tobago Deacon

Posted on March 17th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Rants, Religious Wingnuts, hypocrite evangelists.

The archdeacon of the Caribbean nation Republic of Trinidad and Tobago wants to ban Sir Elton John from a local jazz festival for fear that he’ll tempt locals into becoming gay. John is scheduled to headline Tobago’s Plymouth Jazz Festival in April, but the country’s Archdeacon Philip Isaac told a Jamaican newspaper, “His visit to the island can open the country to be tempted towards pursuing his lifestyle.” Run away!

Okay, Diana Ross is also scheduled to appear, so if you catch both acts you might end up as a gay black woman with a fabulous voice.

To come up with a story like this, we believe that the Archdeacon combined stupidity, bigotry, and open hostility to reality - it is no wonder he is a religious leader.

Technorati Tags: Gay menace, Elton John, Trinidad and Tobago, Archdeacon Philip Isaac, bigotry, religion, stupidity, faith

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Pressure Builds on Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales

Posted on March 12th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

As a White House lawyer he produced preposterous legal “opinions” that Our Glorious Christian Leader was not subject to the laws of mortal humans. He offered observations about how quaint the Geneva Conventions were, the same Geneva Conventions that have been trampled into the dirt by Our Glorious Christian Leader. He declared that torure was not really torture unless Our Glorious Christian Leader decided to call it torture. He was an enabler for the Moron in Chief.

As his reward, Our Glorious Christian Leader made him US Attorney General, where he continued his efforts to shred and discard the US Constitution. When the US Congress was selling us all down the river with the perfectly misnamed Patriot Act, he made smarmy and obviously insincere promises to act like a grown up and play by the rules.

But as a faithful member of the Party of Jesus, he began raping the law and oppressing the people as soon as he got into office. After promising the FBI would not abuse their new supra-constitutional powers, they began right away with sooper-seekrit spying activity on thousands of ordinary Americans. And the Patriot Act even made it illegal to tell an innocent citizen that Big Brother was watching.

When US Attorneys in various districts failed to prosecute sufficient numbers of Demoncrats, “Torture Time” had them fired. But now, somehow, the blinders seem to have failed to function, and the Congress is beginning to react to a pattern of years of lawless and sinister behavior. Maybe our Congress will work up the courage to just say NO to faux lawyers for Jesus. Or maybe not.

Technorati Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Torture Time, Patriot Act, quaint, US Constitution, Party of Jesus, Our Glorious Christian Leader

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Anti-Gay Queer Preacher Acquitted of Soliciting Gay Sex

Posted on March 8th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Religious Wingnuts, hypocrite evangelists.

It’s not often that a scandalous news story leads to justice being served, so when such a case results in 2 servings of justice, it certainly is appealing.

Lonnie Latham, a former Baptist Minister, earned his living by propagating preposterous ancient fairy tales and vicious lies and slander against persons with a homosexual nature. In other words, he was a member of the Party of Jesus. Despite the fact that homosexuality is an innate characteristic in a certain percentage of humans, Mr Latham was in the business of gay bashing for his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy. He made his living by lying about himself and other queers as well. This state of being may not have been ideal for Mr Latham, and his constant campaigning against the civil rights of himself and others was not always welcomed by those he sought to persecute.

So his peers in the Jeebus industry were filled with great surprise when Latham Jan. 3, 2006, outside a hotel in Oklahoma City. Police had accused Latham of asking the undercover officer for oral sex, which Latham denied. News stories do not indicate if the cop Latham solicited was very good looking or not.

So justice was served in the first place when this twisted, self-hating, liar of a fool was arrested for seeking to do exactly what he condemned for no good reason in others. Reactions to the case were mixed in the gay community. Members of a gay group that actually believe Christianity can be reformed were saddened by his suffering, but a very significant number of gays, fed up with the constant hounding by vicious smear campaigns supposedly justified by ancient superstitions, greeted the case with joy.

If Mr Latham were to think really hard about it, he might notice that he never made a conscious decision to be attracted to men, he just was. He is responsible, however, for making the Lifestyle Choice™ to earn his living by propagating spiteful and baseless lies about himself and other queers.

Yesterday a judge found Lonnie Latham not guilty of the misdemeanor charge of offering to engage in an act of lewdness. This was also just. The cop solicited by Latham was an adult and perfectly free to decline Latham’s offer of a blowjob. He did in fact decline the offer. Latham’s only crime was a career based on lies, hatred, bigotry, and exploiting the baseless fears of persons afflicted with religious beliefs. I’m not too thrilled with him as a person, but I’m glad the judge found that offering a good looking guy a blowjob is not a crime.

Mmmm, Schadenfreude.

You know what they say about the ones who complain the loudest…

Technorati Tags: hyocrite, evangelist, Latham, gay sex, Southern Baptist, schadenfreude, gay rights, civil rights, homosexuality, freedom

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Is Being a Mor[m]on a Lifestyle Choice?

Posted on March 6th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Religious Wingnuts.

Mitt Romney and most other Mor[m]ons are quick to slander gay people with lies about their supposedly sinful alleged Lifestyle Choice. In perfect harmony with other flavors of Christian cults the Mor[m]ons vehemently ignore the scientific facts of human sexuality, while simultaneously denying what they claim to ignore.

It’s really true, though, Mitt, being gay is not a matter of choice. It is an inherent part of the personality of a small minority of humans and many less vicious animals too. It forms an essential component of the identity of gay people and is not arbitary or the result of some capricious decision to be mean or spiteful to those, like Mitt, that have chosen to live their lives according to ancient fairy tales rather than reality.

So we see that choosing to deny reality is a Lifestyle Choice for Mitt, for other Mor[m]ons, and all of the other flavors of Fundamentalist hate-based religions. They are not born this way, because obviously all newborn babies come into this world as pure atheists, untouched by malicious ancient fairy tales. It is only by exposure to misguided parents and other adults that innocent children are led to this destructive and misguided Lifestyle Choice. But why must they flaunt it in public so?

Once a person gets caught up in the fairy tale lifestyle of religion they become compelled to ignore and deny evidence provided by the real world. Since the reality of evolution conflicts with the fairy tales in Genesis, science becomes the enemy of the struggle to remain desperately ignorant.

Fortunately Mitt Romney will lose long before the elections take place. And as long as he relies on his magic underwear to protect him from the evil facts of reality, Mitt Romney will continue to be a loser. It’s his choice.

I don’t mind if Mitt Romney chooses to wear his magic underwear in the privacy of his bedroom with other consenting adults, I just don’t like having it waved about in public.

Won’t somebody think of the gay children?

Technorati Tags: Mitt Romney, homophobia, LDS, Mormon, Lifestyle Choice, magic underwear

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Would Those Wanting to Kill Me Please Take a Number?

Posted on March 5th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Religious Wingnuts.

As a gay man, I’m well aware that there are many persons suffering from a religious affliction who feel that it is their duty to put me to death. Trust me, I’m very well aware of this fact. If you’re a Christian, and you really do take your hate manual seriously, then you know that surely my blood shall be upon me. please, take a number and have a seat. A militant atheist fag will be with you shortly, holy and righteous executions of fags are handled on a first come, first kill basis.

One of the folks ahead of you in line right now is a nice gentleman from a mosque in the UK.

You can always tell a deeply religious believer by the amount of violence he is willing to do, not because he wants to, mind you, just because his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy said he must.

Technorati Tags: Mosque, Islam, homophobia, atheist, atheism, murder, jihad, gay rights

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Suppose John Edwards Really Was a Faggot

Posted on March 4th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Ann Coulter must have been very pleased this week when she made international headlines with her hateful and baseless comment about John Edwards. As the leading attack bitch of the Party of Jesus it is her role to keep the faithful focused on the Fundamentalist Agenda by ignoring the serious issues facing our nation and world and focusing on the primary factor that unites the conservative movement in the US, hatred.

Ms. Coulter had nothing to say about the issue of global warming. She knew that the audience before her considered scientists to be a necessary evil that must be ignored whenever possible. She had nothing to say about extraordinary rendition, kidnappings of foreign nationals on their own soil, or conspiracies to deceive hundreds of millions of people into believing a weak foreign power intends to attack us.

Ms. Coulter did not seem to be concerned about health care for the poor and elderly. She did not seem to regret the loss of the thousands who have died and tens of thousands who have been wounded in a war we have already lost. She was only interested in the sexual orientation of a candidate opposing those assembled before her, no doubt because, like everyone else there, she knew that was the most important consideration for Jesus and America.

Her audience seemed perfectly comfortable with the fact that she held and shared her opinion without any basis in fact, they were predominantly Christian, and already well acquainted with belief systems that have no basis in reality.

Indeed, the sheer stupidity and obviously baseless nature of her claim about Mr Edwards made it only more attractive to the crowd. What better way to justify and reinforce their preference for collective dumbthink than to assert an obvious falsehood while simultaneously celebrating their primary unifying characteristic, intolerance.

Sure conservatives love America because there are so many people here that they can hate.

But let’s suppose that John Edwards really was a gay man. We can still hate him for being gay as long as we pretend that he chose to be gay. We can ignore the realities of human sexuality so we can go on hating as if it was justified. We can make jokes about his sexual activities that help us agree by silent implication about the Sanctity of Bigotry. But would he be less competent as a President if his sexual fantasies involved men instead of women?

The charge that Ms. Coulter made in that already famous speech has one thing in common with Ms. Coulter, neither one makes any contribution to human society at all.

Technorati Tags: Ann Coulter, John Edwards, faggot, bigotry, Repugnican, hatred

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Jaheezians Charged with Anti-Gay Election Fraud

Posted on March 3rd, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Religious Wingnuts.

Several Ohio women employed by a Jaheezian hate group have been charged with election fraud in a scheme to lie about faggots and persecute them in the name of their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, amen.

When everything you say and do is already based on 2,000 year old lies, why not add a few more to the pile?

The Jaheezian hate group Equal Rights not Special Rights, which had a lie built right in to its name already, hired the alleged felons to gather signatures for a ballot measure intended to increase the legislative persecution of homos. The hatemongers for Jeebus are not satisfied just protecting the imaginary sanctity of marriage, they also have to be sure that no queer couples have any benefits or rights at all. So this measure would have repealed a measure passed by the city of Cincinnati that gave faggots and dykes equal protection under the law in housing and employment.

The first lie, as expressed in the name of the organization, is that faggots want special rights. In fact faggots want equal rights. The next lie, a 2 banger, is that the Baby Jesus cries when people fail to persecute faggots. There is no such mythical character so it does not cry.

The women charged with the election fraud face up to one year in jail per fraudulent signature.

Also involved was Representative Tom Brinkman, who, as you no doubt have already guessed, is from the Party of Jesus (R).

Our comment? Ha Ha!

Technorati Tags: Repugnican, Republican, Party of Jesus, Cincinnati, Election Fraud, Felony, Ballot Measure, hatemonger, fags

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