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Gay Marriage Threat to World Peace: Nazi Ratzi

Posted on December 13th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic.

Former Hitler Youth and wealthy homophobe for Jesus Pope Nazi Ratzinger has said that gay marriage is a threat to world peace in the same way as nukular weapons. Honest, we’re not making this shit up, this multi-millionaire fucktard actually said this crap. (story)

Direct from Vatican City, “Pope Benedict XVI said in a statement Tuesday that abortion, birth control and same-sex marriage are threats to world peace, on the same level as nuclear arms proliferation, environmental pollution and economic inequality.” Nazi Ratzi did not indicate if raping altar boys was a threat to world peace, but we do know it is a threat to his income.

What a dumbass mean bastard of a mother fucking son of a bitch. Two guys get married and nukular war breaks out? I don’t exactly think so. Maybe it is about time for Nazi Ratzi to crawl back under his rock.

Let’s face it, Nazi Ratzi is the one using Weapons of Mass Deception.

Technorati Tags: Nazi Ratzi, Ratzing, Rat Pope, Holy Roman Boy Rape Church, Vatican, Gay Marriage, Nukular Weapons

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Iranian Official Says Gays Should be Hanged

Posted on November 13th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Religious Wingnuts, faith-based torture.

Speaking to a group of British Members of Parliament, Iranian government official Mohsen Yahyavi said that gays deserve to be executed or tortured and possibly both. He did not say how hot he thought lesbian porn was, however.

Mohsen Yahyavi is the highest-ranked politician to admit that Iran believes in the death penalty for homosexuality after a spate of reports that gay youths were being hanged.

President Ahmadinejad, questioned by students in New York two months ago about the executions, dodged the issue by suggesting that there were no gays in his country. The sane college students, not afflicted with Fundamentalism, reacted by laughing in his face.

Iran is a perfect example of the extreme danger involved in letting persons afflicted with Fundamentalist religious delusions have political power over normal human beings. No more than 15 minutes study of history is required to understand that the evil of any particular government is directly proportional to the influence of the local fairy-tale based religion on that government.

It is little wonder that Iran stands apart from the civilized world. Their brutal suppression of women, pious murder of homosexuals, and ridiculous laws based on idiotic superstitions set them squarely in the middle of the 14th century. Yet they have the technological means to spread their insanity beyond their borders.

Christians do owe a debt of gratitude to Islam. Were it not for Islam Christianity would be the dumbest religion in the world.

Technorati Tags: homosexuals, Mohsen Yahyavi, Iran, Fundamentalism, Homosexuals, hanging, murder, homophobia, MP, UK,

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No Homos in Iran, Except Those Killed For Being Queer

Posted on September 25th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts.

Speaking at Columbia University in New York City yesterday, the President of Iran told a number of lies and made quite a few ridiculous claims. But the most obviously stupid lie told by this cold-blooded killer was the farcical claim that there are no homosexuals in Iran.
It is widely known that the extremely stupid, dumbass, retarded religion that forms the stupid half of the deadly Iranian Church-State calls for the death penalty for anyone identified as gay.

For those afflicted with religious beliefs here in America, Iran and its murderous regime should serve as a stark example of what inevitably happens when the two powerful evil forces of Religion and Politics are not kept at arms length from each other.

Governments are especially expert at killing people, it is the threat of death that keeps governments in power. And religions are highly skilled at identifying bad people that must be put to death “Surely there blood shall be upon them” appears in dozens of places in the idiotic Christian Bible, for example.

So, when religion and politics get married the streets are soon filled with blood. Ayaz Marhoni and Mahmoud Asgari were two Iranian gay teens put to death for loving each other. Later the Iranian Bureau of Fiction made up the story that they had raped a younger child, but curiously this invention did not appear until after the civilized world reacted to this Iranian crime against humanity.

When Iranian asshole Ahmadinejad claims that there are no queers in Iran, what he really means is that they kill them as quickly as they are discovered. Like Our Glorious Christian Leader here in America, you can tell when Ahmadinejad is lying by watching to see if his lips are moving. Fuck Iran.

Technorati Tags: Ahmadinejad, Iran, homosexuals, homosexuality, Islam, murder, homophobia, Our Glorious Christian Leader, queers, gay teens, Ayaz Marhoni, Mahmoud Asgari, fuck Iran

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Activist Homophobes Seek Ouster of Naughty Iowa Judge

Posted on September 12th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

A group of outraged activist homophobes for Jebus is demanding the ouster of Iowa District Court Judge Robert Hanson. His Honor correctly ruled that selecting a group of people that will be denied equal rights under the law is unconstitutional. Stupid too, not the judges ruling, the Fundies.

Nothing makes a Fundie hatemonger more angry than the threat of gay people obtaining equal rights. It often causes Fundamentalist Homophobe Fear of a Queer Planet Syndrome, a dangerous condition that can lead to panty wadding, loss of Marital Sanctity, and idiotic blathering about a vicious, spiteful God of Love destroying corn silos in a violent temper tantrum.

For many years to come there will be pissing and moaning and preposterous claims of nonspecific harm that are obviously ridiculous. There will be vague warnings of dire consequences that never come to pass. There will be TV evangelists threatening Iowa with natural disasters. Self-loathing Catholic priests will complain about equal rights for gay people. Obnoxious Repugnican candidates will promise to protect fools from imaginary harm.

And in the end there will be gay marriages in Iowa. And the Baby Jesus will cry so much he’ll drown in his own super-power miracle tears. Poor Baby Jesus, all he ever wanted was bigotry, deceit, and intolerance.

Get your daily dose of Fundie stupidity here.

Technorati Tags: Iowa, Activist Judge, Robert Hanson, gay marriage, equal rights, equality, homophobia, Republican, Jesus, Queer Planet

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Fundamentalism: Public Enemy Number One

Posted on September 11th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Religious Wingnuts, editorials, hypocrite evangelists.

Six years ago today the world was handed a fresh reminder of the evil that results from the kind of fanatical religious beliefs called Fundamentalism. Although it was Islamic Fundamentalists that used their hatred and intolerance to justify the horrors of September 11, only a few hours passed before Christian Fundamentalists began to cash in on the horror of that day and use it to promote their agenda of intolerance and social injustice.

Pond scum like Pat Robertson and the still-dead Jerry Falwell hastened to blame the proponents of civil rights for women and gay people for the horrors that were actually perpetrated by their cousins that spread hatred in mosques instead of churches. They used this tragedy to increase their cash flow and bolster the idiocy of the fools that follow them because they fail to see the villainy that is always part and parcel of fundamentalist religious dogma.

According to Wiktionary, fundamentalism in the theological context is

A conservative movement in theology among 19th century and 12th century Christians, in reaction to modernism and that stresses the infallibility of the Bible not only in matters of faith and morals but also as a literal historical record, holding as essential to Christian faith belief in such doctrines as the creation of the world, the virgin birth, physical resurrection, atonement by the sacrificial death of Christ, and the Second Coming.

Fundamentalist Islamists hate Christians because their brand of stupidity is the One True Religion and no other should be tolerated, while Fundamentalist Christians hate Muslims because their brand of stupidity is the One True Religion and no other should be tolerated.

The lesson that should be learned from 9/11 is very clear and easy to understand. As a species, if we wish to survive, it is long past the time when we should all join together and “Just say NO to Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies”.

Have you ridiculed a religion yet today?

Technorati Tags: terr’ism, fundamentalism, stupidity, 9/11 anniversary, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Osama bin Laden, Al Quaeda, Islam, Christianity, religion, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy

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Failed Would-Be Lawyer Drops Lawsuit Over Bar Exam

Posted on September 8th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, editorials.

A Massachusetts man afflicted with a severe case of Catholicism has dropped his blatantly idiotic lawsuit over the bar exam he failed for refusing to answer a question about gay marriage law because he is a stupid homophobic wanker.

Stephen Dunne bravely refused to answer an evil Satanic bar exam question that referred to the dreadfully scary existence of gay people. He then made the preposterous claim that answering the test question would have violated his Catholic faith and his First Amendment rights, because it would imply his support of gay marriage and parenting.  This man actually intended to be an attorney at law, but he seemed to have a prerequisite that the State of Massachusetts stick its head in the sand along with him and pretend, ever so intensely, that there really are no gay people at all.

Mr Dunne seems to prefer a society in which ancient superstitions are used as the basis for civil law. He apparently requires a social structure in which the most popular religious delusion in the local area is forced into the laws that apply to everyone. Perhaps he might enjoy Saudi Arabia or Iran, in those countries the idiotic religion IS the law.

Technorati Tags: Stephen Dunne, homophobia, Catholic Church, bar exam, Massachusetts, stupid wanker, useless idiot, fucking moron

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Republican Comedian Craig Guilty, Not Guilty, Resigning, Not Resigning

Posted on September 6th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Your favorite Republican stand-up comic, US Senator Larry Craig, has issued a denial of his denial that he is not resigning as a non-guilty, guilty pervo Repugnican toilet seat sniffer. He claims that he never inhaled.

“I never had sex with that police officer,” Craig roared to a standing room only crowd at the Boise Improv last night. The Boise Chamber of Commerce reports that hotel rooms and inbound airline seats to the Idaho capital have been hard to get since Craig started his twice nightly standup routine. Tickets on flights routed through Minneapolis are simply impossible to obtain.

Nightly performances take place on a specially constructed set with 4 urinals and 3 adjacent bathroom stalls. The scantily clad Senator gets the crowd roaring early in each set with his patented “I’m not gay, I’ve never been gay” as he stares at his police officer straight man assistant. In his International Male jock strap and leather chaps the 62 year old Senator has become an iconic sex object in the Idaho gay community.

Certain Hollywood insiders close to this column have let slip an unconfirmed rumor that the Senator will be doing a comedy/variety show on Fox TV next season, featuring guests from the Log Cabin Republicans and various Colorado Springs churches and hate groups.

As Craig continues to perform to sold out crowds at the Boise Improv, the favorite part of his act seems to be the way he keeps saying “Guilty”, then turns his head the other way and says “Not Guilty.”

Concerns have been expressed that his nearly nude appearance onstage might weaken Family Values in Idaho, but Craig responded by repeating his trademark line “I’m not gay, I’ve never been gay”. Craig lives just outside Boise in his own Private Idaho.

Technorati Tags: Comedy, Party of Jesus, Larry Craig, Senator Fag, I’m not gay, Family Values, Idaho, guilty, not guilty, resigning, not resigning, toilet sex, US Senate

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US Senator Larry Craig (Party of Jesus) Video on Family Values

Posted on August 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Party of Jesus Senator Larry Craig, who was arrested in June for soliciting gay sex in a men’s restroom at the Minneapolis - St. Paul International Airport, is a strong supporter of Mitt Romney and Family Values. We wonder if it was Mitt’s Magic Underwear that formed the basis of the bond between these two famous homophobes.

Unfortunately his little video bit expressing his support for Magic Underwear Mitt seems to have been disappeared from the Mitt Romney Mormons for Homophobia Campaign Site. We found it though:

Apparently when he is not busy bashing fags for Jesus, old Larry likes to have a go in the poo poo room.

They are very proud of Larry back in Idaho. Here is a page that brags about Larry and warns people about gays having sex in restrooms. The good folks at the Idaho Values Alliance want you to be careful in public restrooms. You never know when you might be propositioned by a Repugnican Senator.

Technorati Tags: Larry Craig, hypocrite, Repugnican, closet case, Family Values, Mitt Romney, Magic Underwear, hypocrisy, Idaho Values Alliance, Homophobia, Airport sex, restroom sex, Party of Jesus, Senate, Senator

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Presbyterian Minister Guilty of Gay Wedding Charge

Posted on August 25th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, hypocrite evangelists.

The Regional Judicial Committee of the Presbyterian Church for the United States of America has returned a guilty verdict against a minister for failure to meet minimum fag and dyke hate levels. Rev. Jane Spahr of San Rafael, CA promoted the Homosexual Agenda and made the Baby Jesus cry when she officiated at 2 lesbian weddings, the court found. Ms. Spahr, who is herself a Friend of Dorothy, intends to retire soon.

The ruling, which was delivered late Thursday by certified mail to lawyers for Ms. Spahr and the church, reverses a lower tribunal’s decision in March 2006 that she acted within her rights as an ordained minister when she married two evil, sinful, horrible lesbian couples in 2004 and 2005.

The court did not specify how many eternities Ms Spahr would have to spend in Hell for failing to hate herself and other lesbians according to minimum Presbyterian malice standards. Usually promoting the Homosexual Agenda results in a range of 83 to 451 eternities spent in the 18th level of Hell, at this points level the evil doer is forced to watch Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell blame the dykes and fags for 9/11 on an endless tape loop on a Sony 52″ plasma TV with the volume up so loud you can hear the faithful cheer for each hatemongering lie.

By the way, Jerry Falwell is still dead and there are many folks anxiously awaiting the Good News of Robertson’s oft-hoped for demise. If Robertson and Falwell knew all along it was the fags and the dykes that were planning the 9/11 attacks, then why did they fail to issue warnings before 3,000 innocent people were killed? This sounds like a conspiracy to aid and abet terr’ists to me!

But back to that gol darn minister for a minute. Whatever was she thinking, going about destroying the Sanctity of Marriage like that? For 6,000 years, the entire history of the Universe, every heterosexual marriage was sacred until Ms Spahr had to ruin it for everybody by completely, totally, and irreversibly destroying the Sanctity of Marriage for all time.

There is just no use anymore in any straight people getting married because this lady has ruined it for everybody. It’s too late now. What with more than 1 gay marriage having been blessed by a Presbyterian minister already, the world might as well end now. It’s all over except for Jesus coming back pissed off and shooting nukular Weapons of Mass Destruction from his nostrils like sacred snot of destruction. Then those gol darn homos and lesbos will learn a thing or two. Like, for example, don’t get Jesus pissed off. Or else.

The sky also fell too, just in case you did not notice.

Technorati Tags: gay rights, civil rights, dumbass religions, equal rights, Presbyterian, Jane Spahr, Sanctity of Marriage, equal rights, homosexual agenda, San Rafael

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Kreationist Klown Museum Shows Gay Adam in Video

Posted on June 8th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Sighince, Religious Wingnuts, Sighintifik Resurch.

Extreme panic struck at the newly opened Kreationist Klown Museum in Trailer Park, KY this week when it was discovered that the actor featured as Adam in one of their idiot-drool videos is possibly a gay man who once appeared with a drag queen on a sex-related website named BedroomAcrobat.com (currently slashdotted, it would seem). Buff hunk actor Eric Linden may actually like Steve a bit more than Eve. Oh no, RUN AWAY.

This is too rich, just entirely too rich. A nice story, mind you. Still, it seems richly deserving that the Kreationist Klown Museum may have hired a fairy to tell their fairy tales. Let us bask in the irony of this wonderfully funny news item as we giggle, behind our hands of course, at the panicked reaction of the Kreationist Klowns who have pulled the video that might possibly feature a gay man playing the role of the fairy-tale Adam.

Maybe there really is justice in this world, albeit usually as well concealed as an Iraqi WMD.

Technorati Tags: Adam, Steve, Eric Linden, Garden of Eden, Kreationist Klown Museum, fairies, fairy tales, Creationism, Adam and Steve, Adam and Eve

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