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Remains of Joan of Arc are Another Catholic Fraud

Posted on April 4th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic.

The librul homo agenda scientist types at the journal Nature have made the Baby Jesus cry by exposing yet another fraud perpetrated by the sinister financial and political empire known as the Catholic Church.

The supposedly sacred remains of the ancient Joan of Arc are in fact partly stolen from an Egyptian mummy, and part ordinary house cat thigh bone. Perhaps not so much miraculous as intentionally fraudulent.

Philippe Charlier, a forensic scientist at Raymond Poincaré Hospital in Garches, near Paris, obtained permission to study the relics from the French church last year. He says he was “astonished” by the results. “I’d never have thought that it could be from a mummy.”

Charlier and his colleagues didn’t have much to work with: the relics comprise a charred-looking human rib, chunks of what seem to be carbonized wood, a 15-centimetre fragment of linen and a cat femur — consistent with the medieval practice of throwing black cats onto the pyre of supposed witches.

Despite the fact that it was superstition-addled Christians who killed the famous woman on trumped up charges of witchcraft in the first place, Catholics want to claim her as a symbolic best pal of their Invisible Bearded Sky Daddy.

And being, as they were, fake relics it seems they fit in perfectly as symbols of fake sainthood for a fake religion that really wants money and power but claims to worship an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

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