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Lutheran Leaders Assault the Sanctity of Bigotry

Posted on August 22nd, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Sanctity of Bigotry, editorials.

The whatchamahoozie central steering committee, or whatever it is called, of the Lutheran Church in the United States has like, totally destroyed the Sanctity of Bigotry by deciding to let known, practicing homosexuals act as church-sanctioned clergy persons. Won't anybody think of the poor little bigots? How can they be holier than fags if their preacher is a fag?!?!?!? I mean WTF?

If Lutherans are not going to hate fags can they still claim to be Christians?

The worst part of it is that they had their convention in Minneapolis, the home state of America's craziest bigoted US Congresswoman, Michelle "Death Panels" Bachmann. We wonder what she thinks of this shameful suggestion that fags should be treated as if they were actual people.

The next thing you know these gol darn Lutherans will be saying poor people should have medical coverage!

Technorati Tags: Lutherans, gay clergy, Minneapolis, Michelle Bachmann, gays, homosexuals, Sanctity of Bigotry

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Whereas Sally Hates Fags

Posted on June 28th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, child rape, faith based terrorism.

Oklahoma state representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus - website) is in the news again, this time for a Jeebus Hates Fags resolution she introduced in the Just an Okie from Oklahoma Legislature Yeee Hah! ride 'em cow bitch.

The item purports to represent the wishes of the people of Oklahoma, including every single trailer park, as it lays out the theological supremacy of her favorite brand of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, and claims that only Biblical concepts of morality are legitimate in Oklahoma.

WHEREAS, the people of Oklahoma have a strong tradition of reliance upon the Creator of the Universe; and
WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and
WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; and
WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and
WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and
WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;
NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE.

Sally wants our great nation to base our morality on Biblical Family Values, like going to a neighboring city, killing all of the men and boys, killing all of the women who are not virgins, and taking the virgin females back home as property to be used as sex slaves.

1) Murder, rape, and pillage at Jabesh-gilead (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)

So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. "This is what you are to do," they said. "Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin." Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan.

The Israelite assembly sent a peace delegation to the little remnant of Benjamin who were living at the rock of Rimmon. Then the men of Benjamin returned to their homes, and the four hundred women of Jabesh-gilead who were spared were given to them as wives. But there were not enough women for all of them. The people felt sorry for Benjamin because the LORD had left this gap in the tribes of Israel. So the Israelite leaders asked, "How can we find wives for the few who remain, since all the women of the tribe of Benjamin are dead? There must be heirs for the survivors so that an entire tribe of Israel will not be lost forever. But we cannot give them our own daughters in marriage because we have sworn with a solemn oath that anyone who does this will fall under God's curse."

Then they thought of the annual festival of the LORD held in Shiloh, between Lebonah and Bethel, along the east side of the road that goes from Bethel to Shechem. They told the men of Benjamin who still needed wives, "Go and hide in the vineyards. When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife! And when their fathers and brothers come to us in protest, we will tell them, 'Please be understanding. Let them have your daughters, for we didn't find enough wives for them when we destroyed Jabesh-gilead. And you are not guilty of breaking the vow since you did not give your daughters in marriage to them.'" So the men of Benjamin did as they were told. They kidnapped the women who took part in the celebration and carried them off to the land of their own inheritance. Then they rebuilt their towns and lived in them. So the assembly of Israel departed by tribes and families, and they returned to their own homes.

Sorry Sally, but as a legally married homo I have to tell you that your concept of morailty is disgusting and perverted.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, homophobia, god hates fags, rape, bible, murder, genocide, Oklahoma, party of jesus

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Sally Kern Identifies New Threat at UN

Posted on May 12th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, child rape.

Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus), a famously idiotic and paranoid delusional Fundietard, has identified a new and serious threat to the Sanctity of Brutal Punishments - a UN resolution being considered by the US Congress that she imagines poses a direct threat to the rights of Fundietards to beat the shit out of their unfortunate spawn.

The constantly delusional Kern, famous for exposing the gay agenda as a greater threat than terr'ists and also for several attempts to carry a loaded handgun into the Oklahoma House chambers, has now identified the commie librul UN socialist peacenik anti-Jeebus agenda as the latest threat to her God-given right to beat the living daylights out of her children (Proverbs 20:30) or put them to death (Leviticus 20:9). After all, God Hates Brats.

Kern may not be aware that medical science is able to help people who believe their enemies are hiding behind every curtain, just waiting until they nod off for a second so they can take away their guns, Bibles, and child-sized waterboards.

If there were a Fundietard of the Year award millions of frustrated Jeebus-lovers would be forced to wait haplessly in line, praying for the day that Sally either shakes off this mortal coil or gets a prescription for Thorazine. Even batshit crazy Michele Bachmann is up against stiff competition from Sally.

Sally is very persuasive in spreading her Jeebus-flavor lunatic fears, so much so that the Oklahoma House has now passed a resolution opposing the UN global children's rights treaty. After all, if we give in and grant rights to children those gol darn homos might want some rights next. Better just to tar their behinds and let Santa Claus figure out who's naughty and nice.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, fundietard, thorazine, schizophrenia, conspiracy nut, homo agenda, UN, children's rights, Oklahoma House, U.N. Convention on the Rights of The Child , Jeebus

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Atheist Fag Introduces New Website: War Crimes Trials

Posted on December 20th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Imperialist wars, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Party of Jesus, Repugnicans, faith-based torture.

The Atheist Fag, founder of this blog and author of this post, has created a new website devoted specifically to issues surrounding demand for and likelihood of war crimes trials being conducted for the criminals in the Bush Administration.

The site is laid out like a printed newspaper, with headlines, articles on pages, and teasers in the columns.

Breaking away from the newspaper analogy there are also a number of pages containing filtered YouTube video selections based on subjects related to torture and the US concentration camp in Guantanamo Cuba.

Each of the most famous war criminals in the Bush Administration has their own category for news stories, you'll find all of your favorite malicious evildoers like George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Condoleeza Rice.

Articles shown on the site are updated by an automated process every two hours, so you'll be able to track the progress of justice if and when any of these criminals are held responsible for their crimes.

Be the first on your block to visit War Crimes Trials, and stop back often to check on the progress of Truth, Justice and the American Way.

Technorati Tags: war crimes, war crimes trials, nuremberg principles, geneva convention, guantanamo, concentration camp, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice, torture, stress positions, waterboarding, the Hague, war crime videos

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Super Moron Talks About Our War with Iran

Posted on November 2nd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Imperialist wars, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

The most famous moron in America is in the news again, and fortunately this tale of extreme stupidity broke before most people have voted.

There is still time to view this brief YouTube video, reconfirm what you already know about how mind-numbingly stupid she is, then adjust your activity in the polling booth accordingly. Here is the dumbest candidate running for a national elected office this year, the woman that wants to run the Senate with her foreign policy expertise, talking about our current wars in Iraq and Iran.

Technorati Tags: stupid, Republican, moron, Jesus, idiot, FemBush, retard, Palin, numbskull, Iran, war, Iraq, Jeebus

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Jeebus Industry Attacks Obama with Idiotic Faith-Based Claims

Posted on October 26th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Party of Jesus, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, child rape, hypocrite evangelists.

The Colorado hate group Fascist Pigs of the Family, founded by the bloated oinker James Dobson, has released some new smears against President-to-be-Elected Obama in their desperation to keep the Party of Jesus in power. Desperate is quite accurate in describing the latest ridiculous propaganda to foam from the mouth of Dobson. Among the preposterous fear mongering claims made by the power hungry multi-millionaire is one predicting young boys will be forced to sleep in tents with gay scoutmasters if Obama is elected.

A 6-3 liberal majority Supreme Court that results in rulings like one making gay marriage the law of the land and another forcing the Boy Scouts to "hire homosexual scoutmasters and allow them to sleep in tents with young boys." (In the imagined scenario, The Boy Scouts choose to disband rather than obey).

If ever a man has made a rewarding career out of homophobia, certainly it is oinker Dobson.

Definitions of HOMOPHOBIA on the Web:

• Literally an uncontrollable fear of homosexuals and of homosexuality, but the term is generally used for a negative and contemptuous attitude to ...
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• The fear of homosexuality as expressed by demeaning images in media texts.
  www.medialit.org/reading_room/article565.html
• Just as individual people can be racial, ethnic or religious bigots, individuals can be homophobes or can suffer from homophobia. Homophobia is the irrational fear of gay people or any behaviour, belief or attitude in self or others which doesn't conform to rigid sex-role stereotypes. ...
  www.equity.qut.edu.au/issues/sexuality/definitions.jsp
• An aggravated form of heterosexism. Fear of homosexuality.
  www.publiceye.org/glossary/glossary_big.html
• The fear of homosexuals, or people thought to be lesbian, gay, or bisexual. This term is at the root of prejudice and discrimination based on an individual's sexual orientation.
  www.culturalpartnerships.org/productspubs/glossary.asp

The likelihood that President Barack Obama will actually seek to promote the rape of pure little white Christian virgin boys by very large homosexual darkly-complected overweight black scoutmasters seems fairly low to this observer. But what do I know? I don't even support the Sanctity of Bigotry!

The level of desperation currently being seen in the Religious Reich indicates quite clearly that they know the party is over. Their beloved Moron in Chief will soon be out of office, and he will be replaced with a man of intelligence, knowledge, judgment and sensibility. This leaves them with nothing to manipulate, and they hate that.

Fortunately there are many voters in this country that do not believe Obama intends to bring about the organized rape of young children. And as the wailing, crying, ridiculous claims of completely imaginary harm become more shrill, the power base of fascist pigs like Dobson will continue to decline.

Maybe someday Dobson will realize that Jeebus thinks he's a jerk.

Technorati Tags: Jeebus, Jesus, Dobson, homophobia, James Dobson, Fascists of the Family, desperation, lies, propaganda, Party of Jesus

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Fundamentalist Wingnuts Claim Obama Using Witchcraft

Posted on October 22nd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Demoncrats, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Lying Bastards, Party of Jesus, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Stoopit Religions.

A number of amazingly stupid and dangerously delusional Jeebus nutters are circulating preposterous and obviously false claims that tribal relatives of Barack Obama in Kenya are using witchcraft against Senator John McBush and his sidekick FemBush in an effort to advance the cause of the fictional boogeyman Satan by bringing about the election of Senator Barack Obama.

There are plenty of people, especially in America, who are dumb enough to believe this ridiculous bullshit. We call these people Republicans. Here is some of the utterly ridiculous crap these fucktards actually believe.

[ED:Original quote removed at request of commenter below, please follow the link and form your own opinions]

(warning, this link leads to complete insanity)

It is time for this country to stop giving a default reaction of respect to the malicious lies spread by these hatemongers under the cover of religious pretense. These people are not interested in spirituality, they just want to invent any old kind of obviously preposterous racist crap to justify the bigotry that runs so deeply in them they consider it sacred and holy.

This is the face of Fundamentalism when you strip off the pretty dress and look at what is really inside. It is a desperate form of intolerance that will grab at anything, no matter how enormously stupid and completely ridiculous, if it just serves the cause of their limitless bigotry, racism, sexism and homophobia.

Let the Fundamentalist wingnuts have the Republican Party, let it go up in smoke. Let them suffer the defeat and humiliation they so richly and utterly deserve. Witchcraft will not be required, just look at what they do, and listen to what they say. By their words shall ye know them.

Technorati Tags: Wingnuts, Fundamentalists, Witchcraft, Obama, Kenya, Flo Ellers, African Witchcraft, Odinga, stupidity, McCain, Palin, FemBush, McBush, Satan

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California Corporations Oppose Jeebus-Bigotry of Proposition 8

Posted on September 28th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A number of large and well known California corporations have joined the many voices of reason expressing opposition to the Jeebus-brand bigotry of Proposition 8. The ballot initiative, if passed, would enshrine homophobic bigotry based on preposterous ancient superstitions directly into the California state constitution.

If the hate-based ballot measure were to pass, all existing gay marriages would be rendered null and void, future tax and marriage license fees that would be collected by the counties would be decreased, income in the wedding industry would decline, and nobody would benefit in any way whatsoever except narrow-minded bigots for Jeebus. The only benefit they would obtain is the preservation of the Sanctity of Bigotry.

Among the many organizations coming out in favor of reason, tolerance, and equal rights for all citizens are the world famous Google, Levi Strauss and Company, and bay area utility firm Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E).

Meanwhile the Jeebus industry keeps pouring money, sermons and bald faced lies into the effort to roll back equality and take away the hard earned rights for which homos have struggled so long. The lines could not possibly be more clearly drawn, rational people that live in contact with reality are opposed to this baseless and spiteful discrimination, and Christianity is the champion of fiction, untruth, bigotry and intolerance.

It is Jeebus versus progress, religion versus decency, fairy tales versus the real world. We promise to post a Ha Ha message on November 5th when the Jeebus industry goes down in flames. May this limitless, well funded campaign to promote intolerance reveal to the world the nasty underside of one of the most dangerous fairy tale based Lifestyle Choices in the world.

Just say NO to Jeebus-based intolerance!

Technorati Tags: No on 8, Proposition 8, Google, Levis, PG&E, companies oppose bigotry, Jeebus uber alles, faith-based bigotry, homophobes for Jeebus, Equal equals equal

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Ohio Republican Possibly More Batshit Crazy than Sally Kern

Posted on May 31st, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

An Ohio Party of Jesus legislator may be trying to steal the Batshit Crazy Tiara from famous Oklahoma lunatic Sally Kern.

When someone pushed his crazy response button by mentioning a bill pending in the Ohio legislature that would outlaw discrimination in housing and employment against gays and lesbians, Wagner responded with a typical Fundamentalist Disorder psychotic rant.

“[T]his is a dangerous and misguided bill. The bill is not really about people being denied rights to basic needs, but it is about promoting acceptance of an immoral lifestyle. As much as some people would have us to believe otherwise, this country was founded on Christian principles. One of those long honored principles is the tradition of holy matrimony. One man and one woman joined together in a union that goes as far back as Adam and Eve. As our society has gotten further from that standard (not just homosexuality, but easy divorce, cheating on a spouse, etc.) we see a continued collapse of the basic building block of society the family unit. As that traditional family erodes, we see more sexually transmitted diseases, kids without parents, heartbroken people and I believe a host of mental and physical illnesses. . . . rest assured I can not support a bill in any way promotes or encourages the homosexual lifestyle.”

So apparently this bill, which outlaws denying employment or shelter to people just because they are gay or lesbian, is not about denying employment or shelter to people just because they are gay or lesbian. It must be about promoting divorce, distributing STDs, the Founding Fathers of our great nation, and adultery (which in Ohio is strictly a heterosexual sin, teh geys can not get teh matrimony). Gays are clearly responsible for all of the problems of modern society, including Representative Wagner's mental illness.

It is interesting to note that 100% of the batshit crazy legislators who have a magic button used to produce a psychotic rant, 100% of these loonies are members of the Party of Jesus.

When the Republican Party accepted the marriage proposal, years ago, from the most rabidly right-wing Fundamentalist nutters, they brought insanity into the Party of Jesus candidate gene pool.

As more and more crazy Fundamentalist nutters compete with the likes of Sally Kern, more and more sane human beings are driven away from the Party of Jesus. It seems as if, in the long run, Democracy may win out by giving larger megaphones to the crazy nutters that seek to sow hatred and bigotry into the fabric of our lives. This one is certainly, undeniably a nutter!

Technorati Tags: Jeff Wagner, Party of Jesus, Ohio Legislature, Batshit crazy, Fundamentalist disorder, gay marriage, adultery, divorce, H.B. 502

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