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Jesus Industry Loses Another Prop H8 Court Ruling

Posted on February 7th, 2012 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry.

The Jesus industry sponsors of California Proposition H8 did not prevail today when the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that California Proposition H8 is, like totally, unconstitutional.

It may be that the next stop will be the Supreme Court of the United States, in which case it should also be the last stop.

Poor Jesus

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US State of Jesus (formerly Utah) is Top Porn Consumer

Posted on March 3rd, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

The US State of Jesus, which was formerly named Utah, is famous for exporting sexual purity ballot measures and conducting campaigns of lies, smears, and fear mongering against sexual minorities. A recent study has found that the Jeebus-loving, hate-mongering, sexual holier than thou hypocrites from Jesus are also the nation’s leading consumer of porn.

The Salt Lake Tribune, hardly an anti-Mor[m]on publication, quotes a Harvard Business School study which found Jesus (the state Jesus, not the fictional super pal) was the biggest consumer of hot, cum-dripping love buckets just starving for their stiff, sexually-pure heterosexual Jeebus-blessed rods.

If I wanted to be a hypocrite, I guess I could send out of state agitators to a more civilized state and help pass laws that discriminate against sexual minorities, then whack off in front of my computer to pictures of Suzi Que taking the whole thing. I’m not a Mor[m]on though.

Technorati Tags: Utah, Jesus, Mor[m]ons, Porn, #1, Harvard Business School, Beehive State, Jesus state, Proposition H8, Journal of Economic Perspectives, online porn subscription, Mother fuckers,

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A Day Without A Gay – Maybe Not Such a Good Idea

Posted on December 10th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, hypocrite evangelists, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

As a gay man in a grandfathered California same sex marriage, I’m as much interested in equal rights under the law as anybody else. I am vehemently opposed to Jeebus-based intolerance, and I think calling Mormons Morons is a vast understatement of the facts. It is quite possible that you will not meet anyone with more contempt for Jeebus-brand superstitious cults.

With that in mind, please be assured that I’m not being homophobic or self loathing when I say that I have serious reservations about the wisdom of the Day Without a Gay idea. I certainly like the idea of gay people trying to draw attention to the injustice that has been done in California and elsewhere in the name of the God of sexism, racism, genocide and homophobia. I just worry that a Day Without a Gay is likely to be counterproductive.

It seems to me that this action might tend to antagonize non-gay coworkers who might otherwise tend to support equal rights for all human beings. In order for gays and lesbians to win our struggle against the overwhelming stupidity and malice of Christianity we need to recruit allies (I like that word recruit!) instead of pissing them off.

So that is my opinion, other people may have perfectly valid opinions that differ from mine. Since I retired from the corporate world 2 years ago, and I run my teeny tiny web hosting operation from home anyway, I’m not in a position to participate even if I did agree with the plan.

So it goes. Jeebus thinks they are jerks anyway.

Technorati Tags: Day Without A Gay, gay rights, equal rights, justice, same sex marriage, stupid religions, Mormon, Mor[m]on, Jeebus, Christianity, Latter Day Homophobes

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Jesus H Christ Talks About H8te

Posted on December 3rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

In this video the children’s fairy tale character Jesus H Christ has a few words to say about what is forbidden and what is allowed in the lunatic anthology of crazy rants known as the Holy Bible.

Buy your Jeebus ≠ H8te merchandise at Jeebus Biz

Technorati Tags: Jesus, Christ, Jesus H Christ, Bible, California, H8te, Proposition 8, Proposition H8te, Mor[m]ons, equal rights, gay marriage, same-sex marriage, Sanctiity of Bigotry

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Is Proposition 8 All about Bigotry?

Posted on October 27th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

Some very nice people we know and treasure have taken the time to create a revised Proposition 8 video that has all references to “gay marriage” changed to “inter-racial marriage”. Thanks to our friends at Skepchick and the Skeptics Guide to the Universe Forum!

Don’t give Special Rights to bigots that would let them decide who is good and who is bad. Equal = Equal.

Vote NO on Proposition 8!

Thank you very much

Technorati Tags: YouTube, Proposition 8, gay marriage, bigotry, christianity, holy hatred, jeebus, jesus, who would jeebus hate, protectmarriage.com, skepchick.org, homophobia, churches, intolerance, religion, Sanctity of Bigotry

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US Senator Larry Craig (Party of Jesus) Video on Family Values

Posted on August 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Party of Jesus Senator Larry Craig, who was arrested in June for soliciting gay sex in a men’s restroom at the Minneapolis – St. Paul International Airport, is a strong supporter of Mitt Romney and Family Values. We wonder if it was Mitt’s Magic Underwear that formed the basis of the bond between these two famous homophobes.

Unfortunately his little video bit expressing his support for Magic Underwear Mitt seems to have been disappeared from the Mitt Romney Mormons for Homophobia Campaign Site. We found it though:

Apparently when he is not busy bashing fags for Jesus, old Larry likes to have a go in the poo poo room.

They are very proud of Larry back in Idaho. Here is a page that brags about Larry and warns people about gays having sex in restrooms. The good folks at the Idaho Values Alliance want you to be careful in public restrooms. You never know when you might be propositioned by a Repugnican Senator.

Technorati Tags: Larry Craig, hypocrite, Repugnican, closet case, Family Values, Mitt Romney, Magic Underwear, hypocrisy, Idaho Values Alliance, Homophobia, Airport sex, restroom sex, Party of Jesus, Senate, Senator

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Are Mitt Romney and Tom Cruise Secret Gay Lovers?

Posted on May 3rd, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Mitt Romney recently revealed that his favorite book of all time was the psychotic ravings of L Ron Hubbard in Battlefield Earth, the proto-Bible of the Scientologist cult of which Tom Cruise is a well known member. This furtive admission by would-be warmonger Romney finally allows us to connect certain details of Mitt’s lifestyle choice and that of the famous Mr Cruise.

As Ted Haggard clearly demonstrated for the world last fall, those who protest most vehemently against homosexuals are often the folks with the deepest and darkest closet spaces. It is a well known fact that Tom Cruise has an entire army of attorneys just waiting to sue anyone who suggests he is a bit light in the loafers. And Mitt Romney has been struggling for many years to portray himself as the most viciously and vehemently homophobic of all the Party of Jesus Presidential candidates.

So let us examine the known facts, Tom Cruise poses as an actor in order to distract people from his Scientologist agenda, while Mitt Romney poses as a Mor[m]on so folks won’t guess that he is a follower L Ron Hubbard. One must admit that it is a fairly clever ploy on Romneys part to conceal his membership in one psychotic and abusive cult by claiming to be a member of a somewhat older but more violent death cult.

Many have postulated that Mitt Romney and Tom Cruise are actually secret gay lovers. In order to evaluate this claim, since both well known homophobes can be expected to issue forcefully worded denials, let us examine the facts that are available to the general public.

• Mitt Romney claims to be a lifelong hunter
• Tom Cruise appeared in a movie as a vampire, hunting for victims
• As Governor of Massachusetts, Romney used his bully pulpit to harass gays
• Tom Cruise was constantly bullied in school
• Although Tom Cruise often makes donations to political candidates, he has carefully avoided giving money to Romney
• Romney says he’ll expand our Armed Forces if elected, is he secretly planning to hire Top Gun?

When you add up all of the available evidence, and consider what great efforts Mitt Romney and Tom Cruise have gone to in order to avoid being seen together in public, only one conclusion is possible. Still, we wonder which one is the top?

Technorati Tags: Mitt Romney, Ted Haggard, Tom Cruise, gay lovers, Scientology, L Ron Hubbard, closet cases, homosexuality, gay rights, Battlefield Earth, favorite book, Republican, Party of Jesus

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Mor[m]on Students Reject Darth Cheney Appearance

Posted on April 3rd, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Mor[m]ons, Repugnicans, Schools.

Perhaps it is actually possible to be a Mor[m]on without being a total wanker nutjob. One does not often hear good news from Utah. Usually any news from Utah is about fag bashing, high school student fag bashing, or some other kind of hatred directed at people that are not afflicted with the Mor[m]on Death Cult and don’t wear magic underwear.

So it was with great delight that we learned of a movement involving a portion of the students and faculty at Brigham Young University urging the school to withdraw an invitation to Darth Cheney to speak at their forthcoming commencement exercise. Critics at the school question whether Cheney sets a good example for graduates, citing his promotion of faulty intelligence before the Iraq war and his role in the CIA leak scandal. This is a nice way of calling Darth Cheney a lying, mother fucking, weapons of mass destruction-using, killer of innocent women and children.

In order to attend Brigham Young a student must swear they will avoid sinful behavior like drinking coffee and wearing shorts. But student Diane Bailey, who is leading a protest Wednesday against Cheney’s visit, said students are not “robotic conservatives.”

Bailey and others are upset by Cheney’s role in promoting faulty intelligence that led the U.S. into the Iraq war. They also cite his proximity to the CIA leak scandal in which his chief of staff, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, was convicted of perjury and obstruction of justice.

This might be one of the coolest things that has happened in Utah since the Earth was created 6,000 years ago. If Darth Cheney had feelings, there might be a slight risk of them being hurt. We think he should be impeached, and then given a nice relaxing waterboard treatment for each innocent Iraqi citizen that died because of his pack of lies.

Technorati Tags: Darth Cheney, Utah, Brigham Young University, Warner Woodworth, Diane Bailey, Repugnicans, pack of lies, imperialism, war crimes, Dick Cheney, impeachment, waterboard

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