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US Senator Larry Craig (Party of Jesus) Video on Family Values

Posted on August 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Party of Jesus Senator Larry Craig, who was arrested in June for soliciting gay sex in a men’s restroom at the Minneapolis - St. Paul International Airport, is a strong supporter of Mitt Romney and Family Values. We wonder if it was Mitt’s Magic Underwear that formed the basis of the bond between these two famous homophobes.

Unfortunately his little video bit expressing his support for Magic Underwear Mitt seems to have been disappeared from the Mitt Romney Mormons for Homophobia Campaign Site. We found it though:

Apparently when he is not busy bashing fags for Jesus, old Larry likes to have a go in the poo poo room.

They are very proud of Larry back in Idaho. Here is a page that brags about Larry and warns people about gays having sex in restrooms. The good folks at the Idaho Values Alliance want you to be careful in public restrooms. You never know when you might be propositioned by a Repugnican Senator.

Technorati Tags: Larry Craig, hypocrite, Repugnican, closet case, Family Values, Mitt Romney, Magic Underwear, hypocrisy, Idaho Values Alliance, Homophobia, Airport sex, restroom sex, Party of Jesus, Senate, Senator

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Are Mitt Romney and Tom Cruise Secret Gay Lovers?

Posted on May 3rd, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Mitt Romney recently revealed that his favorite book of all time was the psychotic ravings of L Ron Hubbard in Battlefield Earth, the proto-Bible of the Scientologist cult of which Tom Cruise is a well known member. This furtive admission by would-be warmonger Romney finally allows us to connect certain details of Mitt’s lifestyle choice and that of the famous Mr Cruise.

As Ted Haggard clearly demonstrated for the world last fall, those who protest most vehemently against homosexuals are often the folks with the deepest and darkest closet spaces. It is a well known fact that Tom Cruise has an entire army of attorneys just waiting to sue anyone who suggests he is a bit light in the loafers. And Mitt Romney has been struggling for many years to portray himself as the most viciously and vehemently homophobic of all the Party of Jesus Presidential candidates.

So let us examine the known facts, Tom Cruise poses as an actor in order to distract people from his Scientologist agenda, while Mitt Romney poses as a Mor[m]on so folks won’t guess that he is a follower L Ron Hubbard. One must admit that it is a fairly clever ploy on Romneys part to conceal his membership in one psychotic and abusive cult by claiming to be a member of a somewhat older but more violent death cult.

Many have postulated that Mitt Romney and Tom Cruise are actually secret gay lovers. In order to evaluate this claim, since both well known homophobes can be expected to issue forcefully worded denials, let us examine the facts that are available to the general public.

• Mitt Romney claims to be a lifelong hunter
• Tom Cruise appeared in a movie as a vampire, hunting for victims
• As Governor of Massachusetts, Romney used his bully pulpit to harass gays
• Tom Cruise was constantly bullied in school
• Although Tom Cruise often makes donations to political candidates, he has carefully avoided giving money to Romney
• Romney says he’ll expand our Armed Forces if elected, is he secretly planning to hire Top Gun?

When you add up all of the available evidence, and consider what great efforts Mitt Romney and Tom Cruise have gone to in order to avoid being seen together in public, only one conclusion is possible. Still, we wonder which one is the top?

Technorati Tags: Mitt Romney, Ted Haggard, Tom Cruise, gay lovers, Scientology, L Ron Hubbard, closet cases, homosexuality, gay rights, Battlefield Earth, favorite book, Republican, Party of Jesus

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Mor[m]on Students Reject Darth Cheney Appearance

Posted on April 3rd, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Mor[m]ons, Repugnicans, Schools.

Perhaps it is actually possible to be a Mor[m]on without being a total wanker nutjob. One does not often hear good news from Utah. Usually any news from Utah is about fag bashing, high school student fag bashing, or some other kind of hatred directed at people that are not afflicted with the Mor[m]on Death Cult and don’t wear magic underwear.

So it was with great delight that we learned of a movement involving a portion of the students and faculty at Brigham Young University urging the school to withdraw an invitation to Darth Cheney to speak at their forthcoming commencement exercise. Critics at the school question whether Cheney sets a good example for graduates, citing his promotion of faulty intelligence before the Iraq war and his role in the CIA leak scandal. This is a nice way of calling Darth Cheney a lying, mother fucking, weapons of mass destruction-using, killer of innocent women and children.

In order to attend Brigham Young a student must swear they will avoid sinful behavior like drinking coffee and wearing shorts. But student Diane Bailey, who is leading a protest Wednesday against Cheney’s visit, said students are not “robotic conservatives.”

Bailey and others are upset by Cheney’s role in promoting faulty intelligence that led the U.S. into the Iraq war. They also cite his proximity to the CIA leak scandal in which his chief of staff, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, was convicted of perjury and obstruction of justice.

This might be one of the coolest things that has happened in Utah since the Earth was created 6,000 years ago. If Darth Cheney had feelings, there might be a slight risk of them being hurt. We think he should be impeached, and then given a nice relaxing waterboard treatment for each innocent Iraqi citizen that died because of his pack of lies.

Technorati Tags: Darth Cheney, Utah, Brigham Young University, Warner Woodworth, Diane Bailey, Repugnicans, pack of lies, imperialism, war crimes, Dick Cheney, impeachment, waterboard

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