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Presbyterian Minister Guilty of Gay Wedding Charge

Posted on August 25th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, hypocrite evangelists.

The Regional Judicial Committee of the Presbyterian Church for the United States of America has returned a guilty verdict against a minister for failure to meet minimum fag and dyke hate levels. Rev. Jane Spahr of San Rafael, CA promoted the Homosexual Agenda and made the Baby Jesus cry when she officiated at 2 lesbian weddings, the court found. Ms. Spahr, who is herself a Friend of Dorothy, intends to retire soon.

The ruling, which was delivered late Thursday by certified mail to lawyers for Ms. Spahr and the church, reverses a lower tribunal’s decision in March 2006 that she acted within her rights as an ordained minister when she married two evil, sinful, horrible lesbian couples in 2004 and 2005.

The court did not specify how many eternities Ms Spahr would have to spend in Hell for failing to hate herself and other lesbians according to minimum Presbyterian malice standards. Usually promoting the Homosexual Agenda results in a range of 83 to 451 eternities spent in the 18th level of Hell, at this points level the evil doer is forced to watch Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell blame the dykes and fags for 9/11 on an endless tape loop on a Sony 52" plasma TV with the volume up so loud you can hear the faithful cheer for each hatemongering lie.

By the way, Jerry Falwell is still dead and there are many folks anxiously awaiting the Good News of Robertson's oft-hoped for demise. If Robertson and Falwell knew all along it was the fags and the dykes that were planning the 9/11 attacks, then why did they fail to issue warnings before 3,000 innocent people were killed? This sounds like a conspiracy to aid and abet terr'ists to me!

But back to that gol darn minister for a minute. Whatever was she thinking, going about destroying the Sanctity of Marriage like that? For 6,000 years, the entire history of the Universe, every heterosexual marriage was sacred until Ms Spahr had to ruin it for everybody by completely, totally, and irreversibly destroying the Sanctity of Marriage for all time.

There is just no use anymore in any straight people getting married because this lady has ruined it for everybody. It's too late now. What with more than 1 gay marriage having been blessed by a Presbyterian minister already, the world might as well end now. It's all over except for Jesus coming back pissed off and shooting nukular Weapons of Mass Destruction from his nostrils like sacred snot of destruction. Then those gol darn homos and lesbos will learn a thing or two. Like, for example, don't get Jesus pissed off. Or else.

The sky also fell too, just in case you did not notice.

Technorati Tags: gay rights, civil rights, dumbass religions, equal rights, Presbyterian, Jane Spahr, Sanctity of Marriage, equal rights, homosexual agenda, San Rafael

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Jerry Falwell is Still Dead

Posted on May 19th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Homophobia, hypocrite evangelists.

We could not let such a wonderful event as the death of Jerry Falwell pass without any comment at all, so, to avoid any confusion we wish to go on record as supporting the idea of TV Evangelists dying. They could all die and we would not mind, but there may be a few in particular we hope to see die sooner, rather than later. I'm talking to you, Pat Robertson.

I blame the gays and the liberals for Falwell's death. Sure, they may not have actually spoon fed the pig all of that animal fat, and they might not have directly coated his arteries with thick, goopy, sticky layers of plaque. But who benefits the most from the death of this hatemongering porker?

Yes, it's queers like me. One more dinosaur gone, but so many left. I hope some other obnoxious, hatemongering, fool-exploiting, asswipe of a TV Evangelist will step up to the plate and die next. I'm still talking to you, Pat Robertson.

Technorati Tags: Falwell, death, gays, Tinky Winky

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Hatemonger for Jesus Claims White House Anti-Gay Mission

Posted on March 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, hypocrite evangelists.

A hatemongering Fundamentalist Christian preacher traveled to Latvia for an anti-gay conference, claiming that he was sent by the White House to promote his message of intolerance in the name of an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy that loves everybody except faggots.

Kenneth Hutcherson, a former professional football player and leader of the Antioch Bible Church for Morons, is now in the Jesus Hates You business with his message of anti-gay bigotry. His Christian hosts in Latvia, the New Generation church, showed their Christian piety and Godly love for others by throwing bags of excrement at gay people gathered for a rally last year. I guess they asked themselves What Would Jesus Throw (WWJT) and confused the answer with what they were full of.

Since it is a well known fact that the current occupant of the White House is a fucking idiot, the folks in Latvia believed Hutcherson when he said he was on a mission from Our Glorious Christian Leader.

A Seattle-based lawyer, Dave Coffman, has asked the FBI to investigate Hutcherson's claims, saying they breach federal law.

Technorati Tags: Homophobia, Jesus, Hatred, Christians, Latvia, Third World, excrement, gays, lesbians, Kenneth Hutcherson, Dave Coffman, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Bigotry

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Nazi Ratzi: Hell Exists, Deny it and You’ll Go to Hell

Posted on March 27th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Rants, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, hypocrite evangelists.

Former Hitler Youth and chief financial officer of the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church Nazi Ratzinger, who goes by Pope Benedict XVI when he does drag, has declared in a bitterly nasty sermon that if you deny the existence of Hell, you're going to go to Hell.

In an article on The Scotsman the afficionado of altar boys is described as having been furious, and unleashing a bitter attack on the terrible sinners who just don't talk about hell enough. It seems the old guy in a dress threw a real hissy fit. Joe the Rat was giving a sermon at an ordinary parish church in Rome, and the altar boys on the stage with him were just gorgeous in their training dresses.

Frank Zappa once famously commented on this subject, saying "There is no Hell, there is only France." Frank had been to France too.

Italian fashion designers and drag queens are very impressed with the high quality gold embroidered threads that Nazi Ratzi has been flaunting in public lately. With his designer shoes, color coordinated magic staff (it looks just like a broom handle) the fag bashing rich guy cuts quite a figure in public. When not busy bashing fags Nazi Ratzi likes to quote the Book of John "let he who is without sin to cast the first stone". Then he usually gets right back to work campaigning against that gol darn homo agenda.

So if you don't believe in Hell, you're going to Hell. And we all know where fags are going. But what about fags that don't believe in Hell and don't like super wealthy former Nazis that wear dresses while gay bashing?

Technorati Tags: Ratzinger, Catholic Church, Nazi, Hitler Youth, homo agenda, Hell, Frank Zappa, France, gay bashing, Pope, Benedict XVI, Rome, Sermon

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“Elton John Will Make You Gay” Idiot Tobago Deacon

Posted on March 17th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Rants, Religious Wingnuts, hypocrite evangelists.

The archdeacon of the Caribbean nation Republic of Trinidad and Tobago wants to ban Sir Elton John from a local jazz festival for fear that he'll tempt locals into becoming gay. John is scheduled to headline Tobago's Plymouth Jazz Festival in April, but the country's Archdeacon Philip Isaac told a Jamaican newspaper, "His visit to the island can open the country to be tempted towards pursuing his lifestyle." Run away!

Okay, Diana Ross is also scheduled to appear, so if you catch both acts you might end up as a gay black woman with a fabulous voice.

To come up with a story like this, we believe that the Archdeacon combined stupidity, bigotry, and open hostility to reality - it is no wonder he is a religious leader.

Technorati Tags: Gay menace, Elton John, Trinidad and Tobago, Archdeacon Philip Isaac, bigotry, religion, stupidity, faith

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Anti-Gay Queer Preacher Acquitted of Soliciting Gay Sex

Posted on March 8th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Religious Wingnuts, hypocrite evangelists.

It's not often that a scandalous news story leads to justice being served, so when such a case results in 2 servings of justice, it certainly is appealing.

Lonnie Latham, a former Baptist Minister, earned his living by propagating preposterous ancient fairy tales and vicious lies and slander against persons with a homosexual nature. In other words, he was a member of the Party of Jesus. Despite the fact that homosexuality is an innate characteristic in a certain percentage of humans, Mr Latham was in the business of gay bashing for his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy. He made his living by lying about himself and other queers as well. This state of being may not have been ideal for Mr Latham, and his constant campaigning against the civil rights of himself and others was not always welcomed by those he sought to persecute.

So his peers in the Jeebus industry were filled with great surprise when Latham Jan. 3, 2006, outside a hotel in Oklahoma City. Police had accused Latham of asking the undercover officer for oral sex, which Latham denied. News stories do not indicate if the cop Latham solicited was very good looking or not.

So justice was served in the first place when this twisted, self-hating, liar of a fool was arrested for seeking to do exactly what he condemned for no good reason in others. Reactions to the case were mixed in the gay community. Members of a gay group that actually believe Christianity can be reformed were saddened by his suffering, but a very significant number of gays, fed up with the constant hounding by vicious smear campaigns supposedly justified by ancient superstitions, greeted the case with joy.

If Mr Latham were to think really hard about it, he might notice that he never made a conscious decision to be attracted to men, he just was. He is responsible, however, for making the Lifestyle Choice™ to earn his living by propagating spiteful and baseless lies about himself and other queers.

Yesterday a judge found Lonnie Latham not guilty of the misdemeanor charge of offering to engage in an act of lewdness. This was also just. The cop solicited by Latham was an adult and perfectly free to decline Latham's offer of a blowjob. He did in fact decline the offer. Latham's only crime was a career based on lies, hatred, bigotry, and exploiting the baseless fears of persons afflicted with religious beliefs. I'm not too thrilled with him as a person, but I'm glad the judge found that offering a good looking guy a blowjob is not a crime.

Mmmm, Schadenfreude.

You know what they say about the ones who complain the loudest...

Technorati Tags: hyocrite, evangelist, Latham, gay sex, Southern Baptist, schadenfreude, gay rights, civil rights, homosexuality, freedom

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