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UK Lawyers: RC Church May Not Fire Queer Headmaster

Posted on August 13th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Roman Catholic, Schools.

In the United Kingdom schools that promote religious fairy tales are able to receive funding from the gummint, but in return they are required to obey the laws of the land. They are not allowed to whip, torture or stone children, despite the Book of Leviticus.

Even the Holy Roman Child Rape Catholic Church is required to obey the law. Even when the law prevents them from acting maliciously, as they prefer to do, based on primitive ancient scrolls written by ancient hate-crazed tribal cult leaders - they still have to obey the law.

Hatemongering religious leaders have been losing influence in the UK for years, as the nation continues to move towards a sane, reality-based attitude of tolerance.

The queer headmaster of St. Cecilia’s primary school (coincidentally the same name as the school where a ferocious bull-dyke nun once failed to terrorize your humble blogger) married his beau in a public service with a reception held in a parish hall (ha ha!) and this really pissed off the people that use their idiotic religion to justify their homophobia and intolerance.

Ha Ha again. Ha Ha three times. No really, fuck the HRCRCC.
See the story here.

And remember, just say Fuck You to any dumbass hatemongering religion that tries to oppress you.

Technorati Tags: Roman Catholic, queer, headmaster, gay marriage, gay rights, equal rights, civil liberties, child molesters, Catholic Church, child rape, Holy Roman Catholic Church, equal

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Anti-Gay Repugnican Arrested Soliciting Gay Sex

Posted on July 13th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Repugnicans.

Florida Legislator and Co-Chair of John “safe on the street in Baghdad” McCain’s Presidential campaign, FL Rep Bob Allen, was arrested for soliciting gay sex in a restroom in an ad hoc police sting.

As a hypocritical, facetious, two faced Repugnican legislator he campaigned against adoption rights for gay couples in Florida.

The officers observed the Repugnican behaving like a deeply hypocritical fucked up self hating fundamentalist wanker, and put a cop in the restroom as bait after the Party of Jesus representative was seen going in and out of the restrooms. We all know how these Repuignicans operate, always trying to start an unjust war of aggression based on a pack of lies or else buy some of the gay sex they deeply fear and legislate against constantly while prominently presenting pretend piety.

The Merritt Island Republican was arrested Wednesday and charged with soliciting prostitution after he allegedly offered a Titusville police officer $20 to perform oral sex on him.

According to the police report, here’s what happened:

Plainclothes officers were at the city’s Space View Park conducting surveillance for a burglary case when they noticed a man — who turned out to be Allen — acting suspiciously.

Allen drove through the park twice and went in and out of the park restroom three times. One of the officers went into the restroom to see what was happening.

The officer states Allen entered the restroom behind him as he walked in to wash his hands. Allen went into a stall, looked over the partition at him and the two began talking.

Moments later, Allen suggested the two go somewhere private where he would pay the officer $20 so he could perform oral sex on the officer.

Allen was then arrested and charged with soliciting, a second-degree misdemeanor.

First elected in 2000, Allen is the chairman of the House Committee on Energy. He received the Rainbow Democratic Club of Orlando’s worst possible rating.

In March, he co-sponsored HB269, the Lewdness and Indecent Exposure Bill, which proposed enhanced penalties for “offenses involving unnatural and lascivious acts or exposure or exhibition of sexual organs committed within specified distance of certain locations.” The bill never made it to a vote.

Deeply repressed, self hating, Repugnican, hypocrite.

Technorati Tags: Repugnican, Bob Allen, solicitation, Merritt Island, homophobia, prostitution, Republican, John McCain

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US Considered Building a Gay Bomb

Posted on June 4th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Sighintifik Resurch, Warmongering.

The BBC reports that the US Military considered designing a gay bomb, a weapon that would instantly cause enemy troops to turn gay and be irresistably attracted to one another. High ranking Pentagon officials eventually turned down the proposal.

It seems the weapon that was being considered was expected to have the effect of pacifying enemy forces as well as increasing US exports of Village People and Bette Midler music CDs. After all, we all know that gay men love disco, show tunes and Bette.

Certainly there is no historical precedent for a gay military force, no famous legendary military campaigns were ever led by gay men, and no famous legions of gay soldiers ever made it into the history books - in Kansas.

But let us imagine that the failure on the part of the Pentagon to develop this absolutely fabulous fashion bomb might give our enemies the upper hand by letting them get ahead using a butch team of manly weapons researchers with buff tone and great abs. We might end up with gay bomb size envy.

What if the terr’ists set off a gay bomb in Vatican City? Why it would have no effect at all except for destroying acres of closet space. What about Topeka, Kansas?

By failing to develop this fiendishly clever weapon are we giving Al Qaeda a homosexual agenda cold war advantage? If the terr’ists set off a gay bomb in Washington would Jeff Gannon take over as Chief White House Spokesman?

And what about the sanctity of marriage? I suppose the President and Vice President would have to divorce their wives before they could get married to each other in a gala gay marriage event in the White House Rose Garden.

I think we are leaving ourselves vulnerable to attack! Won’t somebody think of the children?

Technorati Tags: Pentagon, research, Bush, Cheney, gay marriage, gay bomb, BBC, Vatican, Fred Phelps

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Poland Investigates Homo Agenda Teletubbies

Posted on May 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic.

Jerry Fartwell might be dead, but his brand of astonishing stupidity and boundless intolerance lives on in modern day Poland, a homophobe’s dream nation.

A Polish government official named Ewa Sowinska has asked psychologists to investigate the Teletubbies based on the fact that known homosexual activist Tinky Winky carries a red purse.

Poland is deeply infested with Catholicism, so intolerance and homophobia are to be expected. Fast action is required before Polish infants begin practicing gay sex acts with their Teletubbies crib toys. With the BBC actively recruiting Polish children to adopt the red purse lifestyle, a return to Communism is no doubt just around the corner. They’re all in it together, everybody knows that. We may have to nuke London.

Technorati Tags: Tinky Winky, Teletubbies, BBC, Poland, Polish Government, homosexual agenda, homosexual propaganda, gay infants, Ewa Sowinska, Catholicism

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Jerry Falwell is Still Dead

Posted on May 19th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Homophobia, hypocrite evangelists.

We could not let such a wonderful event as the death of Jerry Falwell pass without any comment at all, so, to avoid any confusion we wish to go on record as supporting the idea of TV Evangelists dying. They could all die and we would not mind, but there may be a few in particular we hope to see die sooner, rather than later. I’m talking to you, Pat Robertson.

I blame the gays and the liberals for Falwell’s death. Sure, they may not have actually spoon fed the pig all of that animal fat, and they might not have directly coated his arteries with thick, goopy, sticky layers of plaque. But who benefits the most from the death of this hatemongering porker?

Yes, it’s queers like me. One more dinosaur gone, but so many left. I hope some other obnoxious, hatemongering, fool-exploiting, asswipe of a TV Evangelist will step up to the plate and die next. I’m still talking to you, Pat Robertson.

Technorati Tags: Falwell, death, gays, Tinky Winky

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Vatican Spews More Anti-Gay Venom

Posted on April 25th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Priest Rape, Rants, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, child rape.

Not that anybody is terribly surprised, but the world-leading organization for raping children and spewing hatred at gay people has let loose some more verbal excrement in their typical whining fashion.

The Vatican’s second-highest ranking doctrinal official on Monday forcefully branded homosexual marriage an evil. Won’t somebody think of the children?

In Australia the boy raping hatemongers are said, quite accurately, to be gay bashers.

In the same hateful rant Archbishop Angelo Amato classified abortion as a form of terrorism

The Archbishop did not have anything to say about Bishops, Archbishops, or Cardinals who conspire to protect and shuffle child molesting priests from one parish to another.

Technorati Tags: Vatican, Archbishop Amato, gay marriage, terrorism, abortion

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Wyoming Lesbian Couple Gay Bashed by Church

Posted on April 5th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Priest Rape, Religious Wingnuts.

A Wyoming lesbian couple afflicted with Catholicism has been banned from receiving communion by the official decree of the regional business manager (bishop) of the Roman Catholic Altar Boy Rape Church. The pair were legally married in Canada in August 2006 and recently were quoted in a local Wyoming newspaper as supporting equal rights for gay and lesbian couples. Bishop David Ricken issued a direct order to their parish priest, instructing him to refuse the flesh brutally ripped from the carcass of an imaginary dead man-god that was killed so they could be forgiven, Catholics call this form of cannibalism Holy Communion. Leah Vader and Lynne Huskinson sent a letter recently to their Wyoming state legislator decrying a proposed bill that would deny recognition of same-sex marriages. The lawmaker read the letter on the floor of the Wyoming State Legislature.

Speaking the obvious truth, one of the pair that have been condemned to eternal hell fire by the Catholic Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Be Yourself policy said “You spend half your time defending your gayness to Catholics,” Vader said, “and the other half of your time defending your Catholicism to gays.”

One wonders if priests who rape children are perrmitted to continue receiving wafer thin slices of Jesus meat.

It seems the Catholic Church is willing to tolerate the existence of gay people as long as they continue to ride in the back of the bus and deny they are gay in public. It is OK to be a shameful, evil fag or dyke as long as you are ashamed of it and you die a virgin.

Hopefully these ladies who simply wish for their caring relationship to be treated with dignity and respect will take this opportunity to set themselves free from their religious affliction. The Catholic Church can be relied on to continue brutalizing and demonizing perfectly innocent people, that will not be changing during the lifetime of Papa Nazi Ratzi, and you can take that to the bank.

Technorati Tags: Wyoming, Lesbian couple, Papa Nazi, Bishop David Ricken, communion, cannibalism

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Sky Falling Over Indiana as Anti-Gay Measure Fails

Posted on April 4th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia.

The marriages of hundreds of thousands of Fundamentalist Christians may soon become completely meaningless as Indiana legislators failed to move forward with a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriages. Sanctity in Indiana was down 32% overnight,, and forecasters indicated that a tornado of lost sanctity might strike Indiana any minute now.

It’s pretty bad when people that hate other people can’t deny them equal treatment under the law. Especially when the haters have convinced themselves that they will suffer some nebulous, undefinable, mystical but deeply tragic harm if other couples can share their lives and fortunes in exactly the same way as the haters do already.

For those who may be having trouble understanding this issue, we’ll illustrate what is at stake here. Imagine that you buy a 42″ diagonal HDTV. And imagine that you have neighbors down the street who are gay or lesbian. It’s pretty obvious that if your gay or lesbian neighbors are permitted to buy a 42″ HDTV there will never be a good show on again on your TV. Clearly, this equality of HDTV ownership would cause great harm to you. That’s why we have laws that forbid gay couples from buying any 42″ diagonal HDTV sets, it’s to protect the sanctity of high definition television.

It’s really exactly the same with marriage. If gay couples or lesbian couples were permitted to legally marry, the existing straight couples would suffer tremendous harm, for example

Technorati Tags: Indiana, gay marriage, homo agenda, constitutional amendment, legislature, equal rights, gay couples, lesbian couples

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Hatemonger for Jesus Claims White House Anti-Gay Mission

Posted on March 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, hypocrite evangelists.

A hatemongering Fundamentalist Christian preacher traveled to Latvia for an anti-gay conference, claiming that he was sent by the White House to promote his message of intolerance in the name of an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy that loves everybody except faggots.

Kenneth Hutcherson, a former professional football player and leader of the Antioch Bible Church for Morons, is now in the Jesus Hates You business with his message of anti-gay bigotry. His Christian hosts in Latvia, the New Generation church, showed their Christian piety and Godly love for others by throwing bags of excrement at gay people gathered for a rally last year. I guess they asked themselves What Would Jesus Throw (WWJT) and confused the answer with what they were full of.

Since it is a well known fact that the current occupant of the White House is a fucking idiot, the folks in Latvia believed Hutcherson when he said he was on a mission from Our Glorious Christian Leader.

A Seattle-based lawyer, Dave Coffman, has asked the FBI to investigate Hutcherson’s claims, saying they breach federal law.

Technorati Tags: Homophobia, Jesus, Hatred, Christians, Latvia, Third World, excrement, gays, lesbians, Kenneth Hutcherson, Dave Coffman, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Bigotry

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