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Massive Slaughter of Repugnican Incumbents Starts in a Few More Hours

Posted on November 6th, 2006 by Ungodly.
Categories: Repugnicans.

We only have to wait a few more hours now before the massive slaughter of incumbent Repugnican war-mongering, influence peddling, Party of Jesus hypocrites begins.

It’s all over now except the dancing in the streets, just be careful not to step in any puddles of Repugnican slime-blood that might be found oozing up from the overloaded sewer system in Washington DC.

Today, in a last ditch attempt to bail out at least one contest, Our Glorious Christian Leader went to Florida to campaign for the anti-gay, closeted gay hypocrite running for Governor (no, he’s not a recently retired evangelical hypocrite, this is a different anti-gay gay Repugnican hypocrite). He’s a loser, and we mean both of them. The anti-gay-gay candidate refused to appear in the same room as Our Glorious Christian Loser. Word has it that Our Glorious Christian Loser and Satan’s pal Karl Rove were mighty pissed with the anti-gay, gay pre-loser.

Our cameras caught Our Glorious Christian Leader trying to take out his frustration on an innocent child that he snatched away from a mother that was suffering from Repugnicanism and did not know any better than to protect her child from a mass-murderer.

Our bet is that Our Glorious Christian Loser won’t be smiling tomorrow.

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Anti-Gay Preacher Pal of Our Glorious Christian Leader is Closeted Gay

Posted on November 3rd, 2006 by Ungodly.
Categories: Repugnicans.

Oh how utterly delicious, how spine-tinglingly ironic, justice on a silver platter with a huge helping of Ha Ha! Rev. Ted Haggard of New Life Church in Colorado was forced to resign when a male prostitute went public with the story of his contractual gay sex with him. And this creep is one of Our Glorious Christian Leader’s favorite Jesus boy hypocrites.

“Pastor Ted” also is, oops was, one of the most powerful Christian leaders in the country. As president of the National Association of Evangelicals and pastor of New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Haggard talks regularly with Our Glorious Christian Leader and wields almost as much clout and spiteful hatred of fags as Fascists of the Family founder James Dobson. Almost as if by divine coincidence, he appeared recently in Richard Dawkins video “Root of All Evil?” How prophetic, and how completely true the title of this DVD and BBC series.

Fit, arrogant, and aggressively stupid, the 50-year-old lying toe rag is a dynamic leader of the modern movement to spread fake, hypocritical and judgmental Jaheezian values across the world, whether you want them or not - through prayer, subversion of the government and deceitful campaigns of slander against queer people. And an idiot to boot. Did we mention what a fucking moron this clown is?

He’s also yet another hypocritical, lying hate mongering Repugnican bastard. Are we up to 50 now during this campaign season? Are Repugnican public figures all lying hypocrites?

It is common knowledge that the people who complain the most about gay people, who are most vocal in their anti-gay hateful diatribe, are quite often closet cases battling an internal struggle with self hatred. In this case the self hatred seems to be very well justified.

Let’s hope this latest revelation of the extreme depth of Repugnican Party of Jesus hypocrisy has an influence on the voters in Colorado and nationwide. What exactly are the real motivations of the people that constantly attack gays and lesbians?

Just say NO to Repugnican Jesus Party hate-mongering hypocrite Johns.

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Yet Another Repugnican Criminal Legislator Exposed

Posted on November 1st, 2006 by Ungodly.
Categories: Repugnicans.

I’ve lost track, are we up to 15 Repugnican felon legislators exposed so far during this campaign? It seems as though there are 2 or 3 new Repugnican criminals revealed every day now, and that does not even count Our Glorious Christian Leader or Darth Cheney.

Todays second Repugnican creep, and the lucky winner of today’s most likely to go to prison Repugnican award, is Nevada Repugnican Congress Critter Jim Gibbons. His highly typical Repugnican crime is the hands down favorite of the Party of Jesus, influence peddling.

Yes, he’s accused of sexual assault. And yes, he had an illegal domestic worker he hid in his basement. But now, we learn that Gibbons granted exceptional favors to a campaign backer and “friend” from whom he received gifts and campaign donations, according to a lengthy and circuitous investigative piece in the Wall Street Journal.

Step 1: From Nevada software entrepreneur Warren Trepp, Gibbons received generous gifts, including a week-long family cruise valued at $10,000 (which he failed to report) and $100,000 in campaign contributions. Trepp also gave Gibbons gambling chips worth money, as well as plain ol’ cash, according to Trepp’s old business partner.

Step 2: Gibbons gave Trepp at least one multi-million dollar earmark, and a “plus-up” — adding more money onto an existing contract than was originally agreed to. He also set up numerous meetings between Trepp and defense officials, worked to get Trepp paid when the government checks weren’t coming on time, and personally flacked for Trepp’s products.

(There’s no connection, the two men say, and of course Gibbons and Trepp deny any wrongdoing. Gibbons’ wife even says she paid back $1,654 of the cruise’s cost to Trepp’s wife. It’s not clear why she paid that amount, or why she paid Trepp’s wife.)

There’s a mysterious link between the two men which the WSJ was clearly aware of, but didn’t mention: according to Senate records, Trepp’s company hired scandal-prone lobbyist Letitia White to work on its behalf. White, a former top staffer to House appropriations chairman Jerry Lewis (R-CA), is facing a federal investigation for her unsavory entanglements that may have involved corrupting the federal spending process.

The WSJ says Trepp denied his company ever paid for a lobbyist in Washington. Yet the records clearly show White lobbied on behalf of Trepp’s firm, eTreppid. The WSJ even quotes from emails from “a lobbyist acting for eTreppid in Washington,” cheering the favors Gibbons was granting his pal. So maybe there’s more under this rock than the paper’s letting on.

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Racist Florida Repugnican Forced to Resign

Posted on November 1st, 2006 by Ungodly.
Categories: Repugnicans.

Yet another disgusting Party of Jesus enemy of the people has been forced to resign in Florida, this one for being a racist pig instead of a would-be child molester. You get the full spectrum of criminal activity from the Repugnican party, you get corruption, illegal conspiracies to start illegal wars, influence peddling, bribe taking, sexual overtures to underage children, stealing from the poor to give to the rich, and that old Repugnican standby, racism. And we have not even touched on false piety dramatically staged to lure the votes of homophobes.

Florida: State Rep. Ralph Arza resigned Wednesday from the Legislature, bowing to pressure to quit after leaving messages filled with obscenities and a racial slur on a colleague’s voice mail.

This is the same racist Repugnican party that was running racist TV and radio ads in Tennessee last week.

This is the same racist Repugnican party that has been stealing tax money from poor inner-city dwellers in order to fatten the pockets of their multimillionaire constituency.

The Hialeah Republican had been under pressure from his own Repugnican colleagues in the state legislature. Gov. Jeb Bush has also said he should quit after the messages left on Rep. Gus Barreiro’s voice mail became public. So you see, once the public becomes aware of a child molester or a racist pig in their midst, then, with the angry citizens pounding on their doors, that is when the Repugnican party takes corrective action.

Perhaps it is OK for Repugnican politicians to send nasty messages to young boys if it does not become a front page news story.

Perhaps it is OK for racist hate-mongers to be active Repugnican legislators if they do not get too drunk and let the cat out of the bag.

Repugnicans, what are they like?

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Our Glorious Christian Leader Plays Activist Judge/Gay Marriage Card

Posted on October 31st, 2006 by Ungodly.
Categories: Repugnicans.

Increasingly certain of the massive slaughter of incumbent Repugnicans that will certainly occur next week, the sinking ship of the Party of Jesus is desperately grabbing at even the tiniest of straws. Over the weekend Our Glorious Christian Leader played the Activist Judge/Fear of a Queer Planet card again, hoping to once again sucker his Fundamentalist fool fans into believing he’ll actually do something about an issue that does not actually make money for Repugnican-controlled corporations.

Pandering as he always does to those anxious to find any excuse to justify their prejudice, Our Glorious Christian Leader let up on Mexican immigrants for a few speeches in order to return to the old standard gay bashing technique invented at the 1992 Repugnican National Convention by noted Repugnican hate monger Pat Buchanan.

Jesus’ favorite warmonger decried the recent decision in New Jersey in which judges did their sworn duty and upheld the New Jersey State Constitution, claiming it was actually a provocation against his idiotic religion. We already know what Our Glorious Christian Leader thinks about constitutions. These judges were not activists. They did not picket anyone, smoke dope in their chambers, or cry out “Far out, man”. They were simply performing their constitutional duty.

There is not one single Fundamentalist moron anywhere that has ever offered any explanation of exactly what the nature is of the imaginary harm they so foolishly fear will befall Christian bigots if gay people are able to marry.

In the state of Massachusetts, where gay marriage has been lawful for well over a year, the morgues and funeral homes do not seem to have been overwhelmed with the bodies of dead Fundamentalist morons that died simply because gays can now get married there. Not a single Fundamentalist has required emergency surgery to correct a medical problem caused by two men or two women getting married. No banks or other financial institutions have been forced to close their doors because gay people have the same civil rights as anyone else.

The same can not be said for the morgues in Iraq, where an estimated 566,000 Iraqis are now dead because of the activist lies told by Our Glorious Christian Leader to support the Repugnican Agenda. Many Iraqis have been hospitalized because of Our Glorious Christian Leader. The Iraqi economy has been ruined by the conspiracy to start an illegal invasion that was led by the world’s most powerful Fundamentalist buffoon. But Our Glorious Christian Leader would rather whip fools up into a frenzy over gay marriage and imaginary threats posed by non-existent activist judges than talk about his own war crimes.

Tuesday, November 7th, just say NO to Activist Warmongers.

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Party of Jesus Accepts Donations From Gay Porn Producer

Posted on October 31st, 2006 by Ungodly.
Categories: Repugnicans.

Earlier this month the Party of Jesus was running smear campaign ads in Tennessee accusing their Demoncratic opponent of accepting donations from pornographers. As is usually the case with Party of Jesus smear tactics, the pot was calling the kettle black.

The Party of Jesus likes to smear the Demoncrats with allegations relating to their imaginary Homosexual Agenda, a trademark of the Repugnican/TV Evangelist alliance. But in fact it was a Repugnican candidate trying to get into the pants of teenage male pages recently, wasn’t it?

And in this case a Repugnican smear campaign ad that was directed at a black Tennessee Demoncrat suggested that he, the Demoncrat, was accepting campaign funds from pornographers. In the same ad the obnoxious Party of Jesus smear-mongers were also using racist messages too. They would never want to leave a gutter uncrawled.

But blogger Joshua Micah Marshall at Talking Points Memo has uncovered the fact that wealthy porn king Nicholas T. Boyias has actually donated to the so-called Party of Jesus.

So yes, what color were those pots and kettles?

Remember, you have a civic duty on November 7th to vote against all Repugnican candidates. Help restore our two virtually indistinguishable party system. The harder it is for Our Glorious Christian Leader to get bills through congress, the less of your money will be stolen to give to the rich. It’s time for the Demoncrats to start getting the larger campaign donations from corporations that coincidentally might be affected by pending legislation.

Two totally corrupt corpocratic parties are certainly better than just one!

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Iraqi Snipers Treat US Soldiers As If They Were Invaders

Posted on October 30th, 2006 by Ungodly.
Categories: Repugnicans.

Iraqi snipers have begun using American textbooks that describe ways to kill people using sniping techniques so you can keep killing more, and more, and more. Reports indicate that a Sunni militia sniper brigade is making use of the American techniques. These people who are Iraqis who live in Iraq and come from Iraq and intend to stay in Iraq are treating the US soldiers as if they were foreign invaders that had attacked their country and killed thousands of their people, all based on a pack of lies.

At times it seems that these militia groups don’t like the idea of having a foreign army of invaders running around in their country killing people that belong there. See the story at The Scotsman. Over 100 US servicemen who would not have been in Iraq if it was not for Our Glorious Christian Leader and his pack of nukular lies are now dead US soldiers, and that is just so far this month. We still have Halloween left. Vote November 7th, help save American lives by ditching the worst President in US history.

And in other news, it is reported that hundreds of thousands of Weapons of Personal Destruction (WPDs) are now missing in Iraq. It is strongly suspected that The United States of America may have supplied these WPDs, as some suggest the US is a leading provider of WPDs to terr’ist countries. And of course, now that we are there, Iraq has certainly become a terr’ist country. The New York Times reports on this story. It seems we’ve been providing these WPDs to Iraqi “security forces” but we have not been providing spare parts or maintenance documentation.

Now if I were a Republican and I was running a company that made WPDs, I’d mostly be interested in the sales volume of the expensive stuff like rifles and such. The documentation might be almost a loss item. So I’d be happy to see lots of rifle sales going overseas. And if I was a rich supporter of the Party of Jesus, and I was personally netting a buck or two for each WPD sold, I might be inclined to look the other way if I heard that hundreds of thousands of my products used for killing people were suddenly missing and no longer in the hands of the guys on my side. After all, we could always sell more WPDs and make more profit.

And if I was a rich Republican, and I was selling lots of weapons used to kill people to an overseas market, I might be tempted to make lots of campaign donations to the political organization that opened up the new marketing opportunity for me.

The question is, though, do rich Republican weapons manufacturers care if the rifles they produce are used by Iraqi snipers in Iraq to shoot the people that invaded Iraq?

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Do Exxon Mobil Executives Vote Repugnican?

Posted on October 26th, 2006 by Ungodly.
Categories: Repugnicans.

Today Exxon Mobil reported 10.49 Billion dollars profit for the third quarter of 2006. In other recent news scientists released the results of a statistical analysis of death rates in Iraq before and after the US imperialist invasion of Iraq. It is well known that Iraq has lots and lots of oil. Estimates are that 556,000 Iraqis have died who would not have died were it not for the US invasion based on a pack of lies.

If we take the 10.49 Billion dollars of profit made by Exxon Mobil in just 3 months time, and we divide that number by the 556,000 Iraqis killed by the Party of Jesus’ illegal and immoral war, the mathematical result is $18,866.91 of Exxon Mobil profit per dead Iraqi citizen. Isn’t democracy wonderful?

This calculation made us wonder whether or not the members of the board of directors of Exxon Mobil vote Repugnican? After all, the Repugnican party is the Party of Jesus, and everyone knows that Jesus put that oil underneath those heathen sands just for the use of his number one, bestest, most favoritest imperialist nation.

Our guess is that the great majority of multimillionaire Exxon Mobil investors do indeed vote Repugnican.

How about you? Is there anything bothering you? Do you vote much?

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Repugnicans Using Racist Ads in Tenneessee

Posted on October 25th, 2006 by Ungodly.
Categories: Repugnicans.

On both TV and radio, the Repugnican party, known for racism, homophobia, and pretending to represent Jesus, is using racism in an election campaign between a white Repugnican (well, duh) and a black Democrat.

First the Repugnicans began running TV commercials with a blond white woman flirting with the black candidate. But just to be sure that they get the core KKK vote that represents their Repugnican Lifestyle™, the Repugnicans are now also running radio commercials that feature an African-sounding drum beat in the background whenever the name of the black Democratic candidate is mentioned.

It’s not as if the Repugnicans are stooping to gutter tactics, that is their mainstay. They are the party of hatred and fear, the party that wants to make one American afraid of another. They want to make homophobes fear the possibility that gay people might obtain equal rights. They want to make Fundamentalists think they represent their interests. The American Fundamentalist community is not about racism, it is the Repugnicans putting on these ads.

But at least, in cases like this where they make obvious appeals to the racist prejudice of a minority of voters, in this one case at least, the Repugnicans are being honest about their Repugnican Lifestyle™ Racist Family Values.

It’s time for the religious voters in America to wake up and smell the coffee. The Repugnicans are just duping Fundamentalists so they can get back to bribery, corruption, racism, and illegal wars based on a pack of lies. The Repugnican Lifestyle™ is not consistent with the religious community, it’s just exploiting it.

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NY Repugnican Senate Pre-Loser Calls Hillary a Lesbian

Posted on October 25th, 2006 by Ungodly.
Categories: Repugnicans.

One of the hundreds of Repugnican candidates that will suffer a dramatic defeat in a few more weeks is Repugnican John Spencer who is running against Hillary Clinton for a NY State Senate position. While Mister Spencer will certainly be crushed to a bloody red Repugnican pulp on election day, he still wants to have a full-blown Repugnican Lifestyle™ campaign first. So in a telephone interview with a columnist working for the newspaper Journal News, Mister Spencer referred to the incumbent Senator as a lesbian.

Now whether the Senator is a lesbian or is not a lesbian is probably not a significant factor in her suitability to represent the people of the State of New York. But the Party of Jesus is getting very desperate as this election draws near, and wherever they can find a gutter, they’ll be sure to slither and slime their way along in it.

We want to thank Mister Spencer for his evaluation of the sexual orientation of the former first lady, and we hope he’ll be able to find a job of some sort after the good people of New York State reject his sleazy Repugnican tactics.

As for the other candidates in the Party of Jesus nationwide; surely their blood shall be upon them.

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