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California Corporations Oppose Jeebus-Bigotry of Proposition 8

Posted on September 28th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A number of large and well known California corporations have joined the many voices of reason expressing opposition to the Jeebus-brand bigotry of Proposition 8. The ballot initiative, if passed, would enshrine homophobic bigotry based on preposterous ancient superstitions directly into the California state constitution.

If the hate-based ballot measure were to pass, all existing gay marriages would be rendered null and void, future tax and marriage license fees that would be collected by the counties would be decreased, income in the wedding industry would decline, and nobody would benefit in any way whatsoever except narrow-minded bigots for Jeebus. The only benefit they would obtain is the preservation of the Sanctity of Bigotry.

Among the many organizations coming out in favor of reason, tolerance, and equal rights for all citizens are the world famous Google, Levi Strauss and Company, and bay area utility firm Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E).

Meanwhile the Jeebus industry keeps pouring money, sermons and bald faced lies into the effort to roll back equality and take away the hard earned rights for which homos have struggled so long. The lines could not possibly be more clearly drawn, rational people that live in contact with reality are opposed to this baseless and spiteful discrimination, and Christianity is the champion of fiction, untruth, bigotry and intolerance.

It is Jeebus versus progress, religion versus decency, fairy tales versus the real world. We promise to post a Ha Ha message on November 5th when the Jeebus industry goes down in flames. May this limitless, well funded campaign to promote intolerance reveal to the world the nasty underside of one of the most dangerous fairy tale based Lifestyle Choices in the world.

Just say NO to Jeebus-based intolerance!

Technorati Tags: No on 8, Proposition 8, Google, Levis, PG&E, companies oppose bigotry, Jeebus uber alles, faith-based bigotry, homophobes for Jeebus, Equal equals equal

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Ohio Republican Possibly More Batshit Crazy than Sally Kern

Posted on May 31st, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

An Ohio Party of Jesus legislator may be trying to steal the Batshit Crazy Tiara from famous Oklahoma lunatic Sally Kern.

When someone pushed his crazy response button by mentioning a bill pending in the Ohio legislature that would outlaw discrimination in housing and employment against gays and lesbians, Wagner responded with a typical Fundamentalist Disorder psychotic rant.

“[T]his is a dangerous and misguided bill. The bill is not really about people being denied rights to basic needs, but it is about promoting acceptance of an immoral lifestyle. As much as some people would have us to believe otherwise, this country was founded on Christian principles. One of those long honored principles is the tradition of holy matrimony. One man and one woman joined together in a union that goes as far back as Adam and Eve. As our society has gotten further from that standard (not just homosexuality, but easy divorce, cheating on a spouse, etc.) we see a continued collapse of the basic building block of society the family unit. As that traditional family erodes, we see more sexually transmitted diseases, kids without parents, heartbroken people and I believe a host of mental and physical illnesses. . . . rest assured I can not support a bill in any way promotes or encourages the homosexual lifestyle.”

So apparently this bill, which outlaws denying employment or shelter to people just because they are gay or lesbian, is not about denying employment or shelter to people just because they are gay or lesbian. It must be about promoting divorce, distributing STDs, the Founding Fathers of our great nation, and adultery (which in Ohio is strictly a heterosexual sin, teh geys can not get teh matrimony). Gays are clearly responsible for all of the problems of modern society, including Representative Wagner's mental illness.

It is interesting to note that 100% of the batshit crazy legislators who have a magic button used to produce a psychotic rant, 100% of these loonies are members of the Party of Jesus.

When the Republican Party accepted the marriage proposal, years ago, from the most rabidly right-wing Fundamentalist nutters, they brought insanity into the Party of Jesus candidate gene pool.

As more and more crazy Fundamentalist nutters compete with the likes of Sally Kern, more and more sane human beings are driven away from the Party of Jesus. It seems as if, in the long run, Democracy may win out by giving larger megaphones to the crazy nutters that seek to sow hatred and bigotry into the fabric of our lives. This one is certainly, undeniably a nutter!

Technorati Tags: Jeff Wagner, Party of Jesus, Ohio Legislature, Batshit crazy, Fundamentalist disorder, gay marriage, adultery, divorce, H.B. 502

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Fairy Tale Based Bigotry Poised To Take Another Hit in California

Posted on May 29th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Based on the questions asked by the Justices of the California Supreme Court, it looks like some whining crybaby homophobic Christian bigot doctors in San Diego may soon have to wipe the intolerant smirks off their bigoted faces.

It seems that Jeebus wanted these doctors to marginalize, insult, and deny medical services to a lesbian couple who were seeking medical care available to any Christian. In order to justify their bigotry against gay and lesbian couples these doctors, who are obviously Republicans, rolled out the standard 2,000 year old fairy-tale based American Fundamentalist religious persecution claim. Yawn.

The California Supreme Court, which has had 6 of its 7 judges appointed by Republicans, has recently had it up to here with Jeebus-brand homophobic bigotry. It is starting to show. In this way the honorable justices clearly reflect the attitude of the good citizens of California.

The plaintiffs in this case are a lesbian couple who sought fertility treatment from doctors who refused to provide them with the medical care they sought simply because the doctors are bigoted Christian assholes. Of course they trotted out the 2,000 year old corpse of their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy to justify this crime. But it seems that the court does not wish to hear about their completely baseless superstitions.

One Supreme Court Justice, the honorable Carol A. Corrigan, pointed out that these bigots were running a business, noting that if they did not wish to perform certain procedures they could go into some other line of work. It is interesting to note that Justice Corrigan was one of the minority on the California Supreme Court who recently voted against the instantly infamous gay marriage ruling. Maybe these doctors would be more comfortable spewing their bigotry and intolerance on some unwatched UHF channel as professional TV evangelist morons.

Under existing California law it is not OK to deny public accommodations to any citizen simply because of their sexual orientation. Ancient superstitions do not trump the law. Fervently held intolerant views based on false assumptions and oft-repeated lies do not trump the law.

If the physicians in this case find that the laws in the state of California are too oppressive against their precious intolerance, they might enjoy living somewhere else, for example in a place where religious delusions do trump the law. Iran comes to mind. Or Somalia.

American Fundamentalists don't seem to have realized yet that the tide of human progress has now turned completely and finally against them, as the 21st century moves away from the intolerance and hatred that forms the core of all Fundamentalist delusions. As they continue in their attempts to marginalize and demonize innocent gay and lesbian citizens, they serve only to make fools and laughing stock of themselves. Everybody can see through their bigotry and deceptions. Nobody is fooled, including as of yesterday one of the most staunchly conservative and pro-Republican justices on our California Supreme Court.

Nobody is persecuting these fools, if they do not wish to practice medicine they are free to stand on street corners in raggedy old clothes loudly mouthing their spiteful bible verses a la schizophrenia. But if they want to run a business that is open to the public in the state of California, they must provide equal treatment to all citizens. It's the law.

Technorati Tags: Sanctity of Bigotry, Joanne Clark, Guadalupe 'Lupita' Benitez, Carol A. Corrigan, North County Bigotry Medical, Jesus Loses Again, Equal rights, non-discrimination, California Supreme Court, Benitez v. North Coast Women's Care Medical Group, Jennifer Pizer, Lambda Legal Defense, civil rights

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Innocent Photographer Released from US Concentration Camp

Posted on May 1st, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, US Concentration Camp, Warmongering, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

For some time the US government, acting on the orders of Our Glorious Christian Leader, has been operating a concentration camp in Cuba. We call the US detention center a concentration camp because it is consistent with the definition of the term.

a camp where non-combatants of a district are accommodated, such as those instituted by Lord Kitchener during the South African war of 1899-1902; one for the internment of political prisoners, foreign nationals, etc., esp. as organized by the Nazi regime in Germany before and during the war of 1939-45.

Today an innocent man arrested without due cause was released. Sami al-Hajj had been held prisoner by US forces for 6 years without ever being charged with any crime. Before he was illegally detained by imperialist invaders he was working as a photographer for Al Jazeera.

During the first year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Our Glorious Christian Leader.

During the second year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Darth Cheney.

During the third year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Donald "Death Star" Rumsfeld.

During the fourth year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Co-Conspirator Rice.

During the fifth year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Alberto "Torture Time" Gonzales.

During the sixth year he was released from the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. Nobody has apologized for holding him prisoner for 6 years with no charges.

We do not know how often he was tortured, but we do know who authorized the torture.

Since he was never charged with any crime at all, not even littering, what shall we presume about his guilt or innocence? Is there any presumption to be made about a person's guilt or innocence? How about if a person has not only never been convicted of a crime, suppose they have never even been charged with a crime - are they still guilty?

Technorati Tags: Our Glorious Christian Leader, torture, waterboarding, Darth Cheney, conspiracy to start a war of aggression, Co-Conspirator Rice, Alberto "Torture Time" Gonzale, concentration camp, guantanamo, war criminals, George War Criminal Bush, Al Jazeera, Innocent man, Guantanamo, conspiracy to start a war of aggression, George Bush

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Arkansas Moves to Protect Sanctity of Marriage from Toddler Agenda

Posted on April 4th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Stoopit Religions.

(Trailer Park, Arkansas) In a bold move designed to Protect the Sanctity of Marriage, a group of Arkansas legislators have closed a loophole that was allowing toddler and pre-school children to marry each other as long as neither party was pregnant. Mostly it is little girl toddlers that get pregnant in Arkansas, though some unusual boys do study ballet and hairdressing.

A 2007 revision of the Arkansas marital code had extended marriage privileges to all heterosexual infants, toddlers, pre-schoolers, and students as long as Mommy or Daddy signed a permission slip. In their mad rush to protect the citizens of Arkansas from adult gay couples that love each other and wish to commit to each other, the legislators forgot to read the bill they had rushed through the legislature by a margin of lots and lots of Jesus.

With elections coming up, legislators all across the Booble Belt are desperately trying to Out-Jesus each other in order to get the Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy client vote, estimated at 93% in Jebus-rich Arkansas. But when news got out last year that they had accidentally Jesused the law incorrectly, the Party of Jesus dominated Arkansas legislature had a bit of Jesus egg on their faces.

Children as young as just born were permitted in the Jesus-modded law until the correction was made this week.

Meanwhile in nearby Oklahoma Sally Kern is expected to comment on the threat posed by the Toddler agenda.

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Our Glorious Christian Leader Not Subject to Human Laws

Posted on April 2nd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Invasions, Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, Warmongering, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

Official US Government policy approving of the use of torture justifies the immoral, illegal, brutal, inhumane, demeaning, fascist behavior of Our Glorious Christian Leader by pretending that Our Glorious Christian Leader is not subject to laws made by mere international treaties signed by the USA. The Pentagon is covering their ass.

The memo was written by John Yoo, who was then deputy assistant attorney general for the Office of Legal Counsel under Alberto "Torture Time" Gonzales, a primary enabler of faith-based torture initiatives.

While the so-called legal opinion does not actually say that Our Glorious Christian Leader answers directly to God, it has been widely reported that God told Our Glorious Christian Leader to engage in an illegal conspiracy to promote a war of aggression based on a pack of lies.

Of course since Jesus H. Christ told Our Glorious Christian Leader that he should invade Iraq this means he was delegating authority, and with authority directly from his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, it seems obvious that Our Glorious Christian Leader should not be subject to the laws of mere mortals. Praise Him!

Bush, John Yoo, Alberto Gonzales, Torture, Nuremberg, Geneva Conventions, Pentagon, war Crimes, Our Glorious Christian Leader

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Sally Kern Featured on New Website

Posted on March 15th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Representative Sally Kern (PoJ-OK) seems to have a new website that carries her name. Sally Kern is an Oklahoma State Representative in the Party of Jesus. She hit the news recently when a speech she gave to a group of Party of Jesus faithful was uploaded to the intarweb tubes without her knowledge. The worst part is that they used her own words to make it look like she had said the things she really said. This is just typical of the reality based tactics of the Liberal Media New York Homosexual Conspiracy Press!

We think you should visit SallyKern.com and hear what she has to say.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, Jesse Kern, homophobia, homosexual agenda, gay agenda, Oklahoma, gays, terrorists, gays are terrorists

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Our Glorious Christian Leader Vetoes Anti-Torture Bill

Posted on March 8th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

In the fine tradition of compassionate conservatives that fundamentally follow Jeebus, Our Glorious Christian Leader has vetoed a bill that would have outlawed torture. Which bills would Jeebus veto? Would Jeebus be disappointed if torture was illegal? Or does Jeebus only hate torture if the person doing the torture is a foreigner?

We all agree that it is morally wrong for our enemies to torture their prisoners. The US Government has often criticized the practice of torture as conducted by small dictatorships. Among the many reasons often used as a la carte rationalizations of the illegal invasion of Iraq is the fact that Saddam Hussein was torturing his own citizens. Any civilized nation would naturally reserve torture for foreigners.

Maybe Our Glorious Christian Leader would be willing to sign a bill that outlaws torturing just Americans, but not foreigners. Of course, on the other hand, maybe he would veto such a bill too.

Usually when Our Glorious Christian Leader vetoes a bill that would outlaw torture he says stuff like "We don't torture" which is probably just as true as everything else that he says on the subject. Still, I'm not sure if he used that line this time. I'm still waiting to hear him say "We don't torture, that's why we vetoed this bill. Because it would outlaw torture. We don't torture, but this bill would interfere with our ability to collect information."

Our President who frequently says we don't torture did say

"The bill Congress sent me would take away one of the most valuable tools in the war on terror"

Only the Party of Jesus is ready to defend your right to be tortured, and they'll torture you if they have to in order to Protect Freedom™!

Maybe we need a faith-based torture program, we could ask people how much they love Jeebus now as we increase their height, or give them swimming lessons while they are laying on their backs. We could call the new faith-based torture program some snappy name, like the Spanish Questioning or the Spanish Enhanced Interrogation Technique. I hear they have lots of faith-based interview technique training manuals in Rome at that little nation state with the guys in dresses.

We could have a new federal agency that handles "interviews", the BEI (Bureau of Enhanced Interrogations). Why it's a whole new industry.

How much safer does Our Glorious Christian Leader make you feel?

Technorati Tags: torture, Bush, veto, waterboarding, Our Glorious Christian Leader, faith based initiatives

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Former NYC Employees Discuss St. Rudy of 9/11

Posted on January 3rd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Lying Bastards, Repugnicans.

Presidential candidate and noted Saint of the Church of Fear of Terr'ists, St. Rudy of 9/11, was the subject of an article published by Guardian Unlimited in which former City Hall employeees, from back in the days when he utterly failed to protect NYC from terr'ists, speak about the way he forced them to hire incompetent hacks that were part of his political machine.

Gee, what a surprise. Republicans gots corrupt now? Republicans forcing incompetent fools into important jobs that involve public safety? Republicans showing callous disregard for issues of public safety while building their power base?

Is this the same Saint Rudy of 9/11 that put the New York City emergency coordination department in the World Trade Center after it had already been bombed once? The same Saint Rudy of 9/11 that ignored advice that he should not put the city's emergency headquarters in a building well known as a target of terr'ists?

So now Saint Rudy of 9/11 wants to provide the same level of protection to the whole country as he did for New York City in 2001? Gee, um, no thanks, you shameless hack.

Technorati Tags: Giuliani, Republican, Republicans, Candidates, election 2008, Saint Rudy, 9/11, New York City, terr'ists, terr'ism, corruption

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Federal Budget For Killing, Not Medical Care for Children

Posted on October 4th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Imperialist wars, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Rants, Repugnicans, Warmongering, editorials.

Our Glorious Christian Leader has bolstered his image as a War President by using his veto power to defeat a bill passed by Congress that would have extended a medical care program (SCHIP) for children. It is better to drop bombs on foreign children than provide medical care for our own children, or so it would seem.

No doubt Our Glorious Christian Leader was inspired by a famous quote from his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, or Imaginary Son of Imaginary Sky Daddy to be more precise, "Suffer the little cluster bombs to come unto me, for theirs is the Kingdom of Republican war profits". I think that is how it goes. Compassionate conservative my ass.

Besides, these damn poor kids are too young to be sent overseas time and time again, and then treated like dirt when they come home wounded. By the time they are old enough to be used as cannon fodder, Our Glorious Christian Leader will be back home in Crawford counting his war profit dollars.

Our Glorious Christian Leader is willing to spend ten billion dollars a month to protect exclusive oil rights for the billionaire that is building his Presidential Library, but medical care for our own children is just too big of a burden, since it does not help his war profiteering Fundamentalist Christian cronies. How could anything be more disgusting than Our Glorious Christian Leader?

Technorati Tags: Our Glorious Christian Leader, SCHIP, veto, war profits, Ray Hunt, Bush Library, Iraq war, child care, Party of Jesus

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