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Maine Voters Set to Choose Between Jesus or Justice

Posted on November 3rd, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Priest Rape, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, editorials, equal rights.

Today, November 3, 2009, voters in the great state of Maine will go to the polls to vote on Question 1, a ballot measure based on California Proposition H8 that would render null and void the legality of same-sex marriage in Maine despite the fact that their "activist" legislature and "activist" Governor passed and signed a law to establish equal marriage rights for all citizens.

Of course among the most prominent sponsors of Question 1 are major Jeebus Industry organizations such as the Holy Roman Catholic Church - which has reduced child rape up to 5% this year, and other self righteous groups who actually believe they have an invisible super pal who lives in a secret compartment concealed behind the sky and cries every time two guys kiss.

There also are some people who do believe in an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy yet still think each person should have equal justice under the law, but these are ordinary people who work at honest jobs, not priests who wear dresses, complain about other people's morality, then leer at 12 year old altar boys.

Most religious leaders are still desperately interested in protecting the Sanctity of Bigotry because it gives them an imagined handle on moral superiority and it sure brings in the cash from homophobic parishioners.

And it barely needs to be said that the Republican Party, a/k/a Party of Jesus, would be perfectly happy if they could ride a wave of fear mongering, homophobia, and spiteful innuendo to election victory. It has worked for them in the past.

Will this be the first time in the United States that the Jeebus Industry loses at the polls with one of their piously spiteful ballot measures? As a militant atheist fag I sure hope it will be.

Good luck to the wonderful people of Maine!

Technorati Tags: Question 1, Maine, homophobia, Altar boy rape, catholic priests, Jeebus, Jeebus industry, organized homophobia, same-sex marriage, gay marriage, equal rights, equal justice, Republican, Party of Jesus

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Whereas Sally Hates Fags

Posted on June 28th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, child rape, faith based terrorism.

Oklahoma state representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus - website) is in the news again, this time for a Jeebus Hates Fags resolution she introduced in the Just an Okie from Oklahoma Legislature Yeee Hah! ride 'em cow bitch.

The item purports to represent the wishes of the people of Oklahoma, including every single trailer park, as it lays out the theological supremacy of her favorite brand of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, and claims that only Biblical concepts of morality are legitimate in Oklahoma.

WHEREAS, the people of Oklahoma have a strong tradition of reliance upon the Creator of the Universe; and
WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and
WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; and
WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and
WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and
WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;
NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE.

Sally wants our great nation to base our morality on Biblical Family Values, like going to a neighboring city, killing all of the men and boys, killing all of the women who are not virgins, and taking the virgin females back home as property to be used as sex slaves.

1) Murder, rape, and pillage at Jabesh-gilead (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)

So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. "This is what you are to do," they said. "Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin." Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan.

The Israelite assembly sent a peace delegation to the little remnant of Benjamin who were living at the rock of Rimmon. Then the men of Benjamin returned to their homes, and the four hundred women of Jabesh-gilead who were spared were given to them as wives. But there were not enough women for all of them. The people felt sorry for Benjamin because the LORD had left this gap in the tribes of Israel. So the Israelite leaders asked, "How can we find wives for the few who remain, since all the women of the tribe of Benjamin are dead? There must be heirs for the survivors so that an entire tribe of Israel will not be lost forever. But we cannot give them our own daughters in marriage because we have sworn with a solemn oath that anyone who does this will fall under God's curse."

Then they thought of the annual festival of the LORD held in Shiloh, between Lebonah and Bethel, along the east side of the road that goes from Bethel to Shechem. They told the men of Benjamin who still needed wives, "Go and hide in the vineyards. When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife! And when their fathers and brothers come to us in protest, we will tell them, 'Please be understanding. Let them have your daughters, for we didn't find enough wives for them when we destroyed Jabesh-gilead. And you are not guilty of breaking the vow since you did not give your daughters in marriage to them.'" So the men of Benjamin did as they were told. They kidnapped the women who took part in the celebration and carried them off to the land of their own inheritance. Then they rebuilt their towns and lived in them. So the assembly of Israel departed by tribes and families, and they returned to their own homes.

Sorry Sally, but as a legally married homo I have to tell you that your concept of morailty is disgusting and perverted.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, homophobia, god hates fags, rape, bible, murder, genocide, Oklahoma, party of jesus

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Sally Kern Identifies New Threat at UN

Posted on May 12th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, child rape.

Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus), a famously idiotic and paranoid delusional Fundietard, has identified a new and serious threat to the Sanctity of Brutal Punishments - a UN resolution being considered by the US Congress that she imagines poses a direct threat to the rights of Fundietards to beat the shit out of their unfortunate spawn.

The constantly delusional Kern, famous for exposing the gay agenda as a greater threat than terr'ists and also for several attempts to carry a loaded handgun into the Oklahoma House chambers, has now identified the commie librul UN socialist peacenik anti-Jeebus agenda as the latest threat to her God-given right to beat the living daylights out of her children (Proverbs 20:30) or put them to death (Leviticus 20:9). After all, God Hates Brats.

Kern may not be aware that medical science is able to help people who believe their enemies are hiding behind every curtain, just waiting until they nod off for a second so they can take away their guns, Bibles, and child-sized waterboards.

If there were a Fundietard of the Year award millions of frustrated Jeebus-lovers would be forced to wait haplessly in line, praying for the day that Sally either shakes off this mortal coil or gets a prescription for Thorazine. Even batshit crazy Michele Bachmann is up against stiff competition from Sally.

Sally is very persuasive in spreading her Jeebus-flavor lunatic fears, so much so that the Oklahoma House has now passed a resolution opposing the UN global children's rights treaty. After all, if we give in and grant rights to children those gol darn homos might want some rights next. Better just to tar their behinds and let Santa Claus figure out who's naughty and nice.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, fundietard, thorazine, schizophrenia, conspiracy nut, homo agenda, UN, children's rights, Oklahoma House, U.N. Convention on the Rights of The Child , Jeebus

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Baby Jesus Furious After Maine Senate Supports Equal Rights

Posted on April 30th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry.

The most powerful infant in the history of the entire universe was rumored to be crying inconsolably and as pissed off as a mad hatter on Thursday after the Senate in the US state of Maine voted in favor of a bill that would grant equal rights to homos and those lesbo types too.

If signed into law by the Governor of Maine the Homosexual Agenda will have taken over almost all of New England, completely destroying the Sanctity of Sanctimonious Christian couples. Fortunately the measure still has to go through the Maine House of Representatives before it could reach the Governor. This leaves plenty of chances for Jeebus-loving Republican legislators to warn about hurricanes, earthquakes, flu epidemics and other horrible consequences that will be sent to Maine by Baby Jeebus if they fail to uphold Party of Jesus Holy Homophobia.

Won't anybody protect the Sanctity of Bigotry?

Technorati Tags: Maine, same sex marriage, equal rights, Republicans, homophobia, Jeebus, bigotry, faith-based bigotry

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Atheist Fag Introduces New Website: War Crimes Trials

Posted on December 20th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Imperialist wars, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Party of Jesus, Repugnicans, faith-based torture.

The Atheist Fag, founder of this blog and author of this post, has created a new website devoted specifically to issues surrounding demand for and likelihood of war crimes trials being conducted for the criminals in the Bush Administration.

The site is laid out like a printed newspaper, with headlines, articles on pages, and teasers in the columns.

Breaking away from the newspaper analogy there are also a number of pages containing filtered YouTube video selections based on subjects related to torture and the US concentration camp in Guantanamo Cuba.

Each of the most famous war criminals in the Bush Administration has their own category for news stories, you'll find all of your favorite malicious evildoers like George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Condoleeza Rice.

Articles shown on the site are updated by an automated process every two hours, so you'll be able to track the progress of justice if and when any of these criminals are held responsible for their crimes.

Be the first on your block to visit War Crimes Trials, and stop back often to check on the progress of Truth, Justice and the American Way.

Technorati Tags: war crimes, war crimes trials, nuremberg principles, geneva convention, guantanamo, concentration camp, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice, torture, stress positions, waterboarding, the Hague, war crime videos

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Super Moron Talks About Our War with Iran

Posted on November 2nd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Imperialist wars, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

The most famous moron in America is in the news again, and fortunately this tale of extreme stupidity broke before most people have voted.

There is still time to view this brief YouTube video, reconfirm what you already know about how mind-numbingly stupid she is, then adjust your activity in the polling booth accordingly. Here is the dumbest candidate running for a national elected office this year, the woman that wants to run the Senate with her foreign policy expertise, talking about our current wars in Iraq and Iran.

Technorati Tags: stupid, Republican, moron, Jesus, idiot, FemBush, retard, Palin, numbskull, Iran, war, Iraq, Jeebus

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Is Proposition 8 All about Bigotry?

Posted on October 27th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

Some very nice people we know and treasure have taken the time to create a revised Proposition 8 video that has all references to "gay marriage" changed to "inter-racial marriage". Thanks to our friends at Skepchick and the Skeptics Guide to the Universe Forum!

Don't give Special Rights to bigots that would let them decide who is good and who is bad. Equal = Equal.

Vote NO on Proposition 8!

Thank you very much

Technorati Tags: YouTube, Proposition 8, gay marriage, bigotry, christianity, holy hatred, jeebus, jesus, who would jeebus hate, protectmarriage.com, skepchick.org, homophobia, churches, intolerance, religion, Sanctity of Bigotry

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Jeebus Industry Attacks Obama with Idiotic Faith-Based Claims

Posted on October 26th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Party of Jesus, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, child rape, hypocrite evangelists.

The Colorado hate group Fascist Pigs of the Family, founded by the bloated oinker James Dobson, has released some new smears against President-to-be-Elected Obama in their desperation to keep the Party of Jesus in power. Desperate is quite accurate in describing the latest ridiculous propaganda to foam from the mouth of Dobson. Among the preposterous fear mongering claims made by the power hungry multi-millionaire is one predicting young boys will be forced to sleep in tents with gay scoutmasters if Obama is elected.

A 6-3 liberal majority Supreme Court that results in rulings like one making gay marriage the law of the land and another forcing the Boy Scouts to "hire homosexual scoutmasters and allow them to sleep in tents with young boys." (In the imagined scenario, The Boy Scouts choose to disband rather than obey).

If ever a man has made a rewarding career out of homophobia, certainly it is oinker Dobson.

Definitions of HOMOPHOBIA on the Web:

• Literally an uncontrollable fear of homosexuals and of homosexuality, but the term is generally used for a negative and contemptuous attitude to ...
  bitbucket.icaap.org/dict.pl
• The fear of homosexuality as expressed by demeaning images in media texts.
  www.medialit.org/reading_room/article565.html
• Just as individual people can be racial, ethnic or religious bigots, individuals can be homophobes or can suffer from homophobia. Homophobia is the irrational fear of gay people or any behaviour, belief or attitude in self or others which doesn't conform to rigid sex-role stereotypes. ...
  www.equity.qut.edu.au/issues/sexuality/definitions.jsp
• An aggravated form of heterosexism. Fear of homosexuality.
  www.publiceye.org/glossary/glossary_big.html
• The fear of homosexuals, or people thought to be lesbian, gay, or bisexual. This term is at the root of prejudice and discrimination based on an individual's sexual orientation.
  www.culturalpartnerships.org/productspubs/glossary.asp

The likelihood that President Barack Obama will actually seek to promote the rape of pure little white Christian virgin boys by very large homosexual darkly-complected overweight black scoutmasters seems fairly low to this observer. But what do I know? I don't even support the Sanctity of Bigotry!

The level of desperation currently being seen in the Religious Reich indicates quite clearly that they know the party is over. Their beloved Moron in Chief will soon be out of office, and he will be replaced with a man of intelligence, knowledge, judgment and sensibility. This leaves them with nothing to manipulate, and they hate that.

Fortunately there are many voters in this country that do not believe Obama intends to bring about the organized rape of young children. And as the wailing, crying, ridiculous claims of completely imaginary harm become more shrill, the power base of fascist pigs like Dobson will continue to decline.

Maybe someday Dobson will realize that Jeebus thinks he's a jerk.

Technorati Tags: Jeebus, Jesus, Dobson, homophobia, James Dobson, Fascists of the Family, desperation, lies, propaganda, Party of Jesus

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Fundamentalist Wingnuts Claim Obama Using Witchcraft

Posted on October 22nd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Demoncrats, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Lying Bastards, Party of Jesus, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Stoopit Religions.

A number of amazingly stupid and dangerously delusional Jeebus nutters are circulating preposterous and obviously false claims that tribal relatives of Barack Obama in Kenya are using witchcraft against Senator John McBush and his sidekick FemBush in an effort to advance the cause of the fictional boogeyman Satan by bringing about the election of Senator Barack Obama.

There are plenty of people, especially in America, who are dumb enough to believe this ridiculous bullshit. We call these people Republicans. Here is some of the utterly ridiculous crap these fucktards actually believe.

[ED:Original quote removed at request of commenter below, please follow the link and form your own opinions]

(warning, this link leads to complete insanity)

It is time for this country to stop giving a default reaction of respect to the malicious lies spread by these hatemongers under the cover of religious pretense. These people are not interested in spirituality, they just want to invent any old kind of obviously preposterous racist crap to justify the bigotry that runs so deeply in them they consider it sacred and holy.

This is the face of Fundamentalism when you strip off the pretty dress and look at what is really inside. It is a desperate form of intolerance that will grab at anything, no matter how enormously stupid and completely ridiculous, if it just serves the cause of their limitless bigotry, racism, sexism and homophobia.

Let the Fundamentalist wingnuts have the Republican Party, let it go up in smoke. Let them suffer the defeat and humiliation they so richly and utterly deserve. Witchcraft will not be required, just look at what they do, and listen to what they say. By their words shall ye know them.

Technorati Tags: Wingnuts, Fundamentalists, Witchcraft, Obama, Kenya, Flo Ellers, African Witchcraft, Odinga, stupidity, McCain, Palin, FemBush, McBush, Satan

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Insane Pat Robertson Uses Bible to Predict Nukular War

Posted on October 3rd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, hypocrite evangelists.

Professional Jeebus nutter and assassination afficionado Pat Robertson continues his march into insanity today with a prediction that Israel will conduct a nukular attack on Iran between our election and inauguration days, that Russia will jump into the war, and maybe even a few US cities will be nuked. The insane lover of illegal gun smuggling and proponent of faith-based assassinations claims that his study of Bible fairy tales is the source for his psychic psychotic vision.

Robertson said his opinion was that Israel would bomb Iranian nuclear sites between Nov. 4 and the inauguration of the United States’ new president.

Robertson tied his warning to biblical prophecy. His letter, which starts out describing his concerns about Russian aggression in Georgia, predicted that Russia would also enter the war, though the United States wouldn’t.

(link)

Technorati Tags: Jeebus, Pat Robertson, nukular, prophecy, nukular war, Israel, Iran, Russia, Bible, biblical

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