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No Homos in Iran, Except Those Killed For Being Queer

Posted on September 25th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts.

Speaking at Columbia University in New York City yesterday, the President of Iran told a number of lies and made quite a few ridiculous claims. But the most obviously stupid lie told by this cold-blooded killer was the farcical claim that there are no homosexuals in Iran.
It is widely known that the extremely stupid, dumbass, retarded religion that forms the stupid half of the deadly Iranian Church-State calls for the death penalty for anyone identified as gay.

For those afflicted with religious beliefs here in America, Iran and its murderous regime should serve as a stark example of what inevitably happens when the two powerful evil forces of Religion and Politics are not kept at arms length from each other.

Governments are especially expert at killing people, it is the threat of death that keeps governments in power. And religions are highly skilled at identifying bad people that must be put to death “Surely there blood shall be upon them” appears in dozens of places in the idiotic Christian Bible, for example.

So, when religion and politics get married the streets are soon filled with blood. Ayaz Marhoni and Mahmoud Asgari were two Iranian gay teens put to death for loving each other. Later the Iranian Bureau of Fiction made up the story that they had raped a younger child, but curiously this invention did not appear until after the civilized world reacted to this Iranian crime against humanity.

When Iranian asshole Ahmadinejad claims that there are no queers in Iran, what he really means is that they kill them as quickly as they are discovered. Like Our Glorious Christian Leader here in America, you can tell when Ahmadinejad is lying by watching to see if his lips are moving. Fuck Iran.

Technorati Tags: Ahmadinejad, Iran, homosexuals, homosexuality, Islam, murder, homophobia, Our Glorious Christian Leader, queers, gay teens, Ayaz Marhoni, Mahmoud Asgari, fuck Iran

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Republican Comedian Craig Guilty, Not Guilty, Resigning, Not Resigning

Posted on September 6th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Your favorite Republican stand-up comic, US Senator Larry Craig, has issued a denial of his denial that he is not resigning as a non-guilty, guilty pervo Repugnican toilet seat sniffer. He claims that he never inhaled.

“I never had sex with that police officer,” Craig roared to a standing room only crowd at the Boise Improv last night. The Boise Chamber of Commerce reports that hotel rooms and inbound airline seats to the Idaho capital have been hard to get since Craig started his twice nightly standup routine. Tickets on flights routed through Minneapolis are simply impossible to obtain.

Nightly performances take place on a specially constructed set with 4 urinals and 3 adjacent bathroom stalls. The scantily clad Senator gets the crowd roaring early in each set with his patented “I’m not gay, I’ve never been gay” as he stares at his police officer straight man assistant. In his International Male jock strap and leather chaps the 62 year old Senator has become an iconic sex object in the Idaho gay community.

Certain Hollywood insiders close to this column have let slip an unconfirmed rumor that the Senator will be doing a comedy/variety show on Fox TV next season, featuring guests from the Log Cabin Republicans and various Colorado Springs churches and hate groups.

As Craig continues to perform to sold out crowds at the Boise Improv, the favorite part of his act seems to be the way he keeps saying “Guilty”, then turns his head the other way and says “Not Guilty.”

Concerns have been expressed that his nearly nude appearance onstage might weaken Family Values in Idaho, but Craig responded by repeating his trademark line “I’m not gay, I’ve never been gay”. Craig lives just outside Boise in his own Private Idaho.

Technorati Tags: Comedy, Party of Jesus, Larry Craig, Senator Fag, I’m not gay, Family Values, Idaho, guilty, not guilty, resigning, not resigning, toilet sex, US Senate

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US Senator Larry Craig (Party of Jesus) Video on Family Values

Posted on August 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Party of Jesus Senator Larry Craig, who was arrested in June for soliciting gay sex in a men’s restroom at the Minneapolis - St. Paul International Airport, is a strong supporter of Mitt Romney and Family Values. We wonder if it was Mitt’s Magic Underwear that formed the basis of the bond between these two famous homophobes.

Unfortunately his little video bit expressing his support for Magic Underwear Mitt seems to have been disappeared from the Mitt Romney Mormons for Homophobia Campaign Site. We found it though:

Apparently when he is not busy bashing fags for Jesus, old Larry likes to have a go in the poo poo room.

They are very proud of Larry back in Idaho. Here is a page that brags about Larry and warns people about gays having sex in restrooms. The good folks at the Idaho Values Alliance want you to be careful in public restrooms. You never know when you might be propositioned by a Repugnican Senator.

Technorati Tags: Larry Craig, hypocrite, Repugnican, closet case, Family Values, Mitt Romney, Magic Underwear, hypocrisy, Idaho Values Alliance, Homophobia, Airport sex, restroom sex, Party of Jesus, Senate, Senator

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