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Whereas Sally Hates Fags

Posted on June 28th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, child rape, faith based terrorism.

Oklahoma state representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus - website) is in the news again, this time for a Jeebus Hates Fags resolution she introduced in the Just an Okie from Oklahoma Legislature Yeee Hah! ride 'em cow bitch.

The item purports to represent the wishes of the people of Oklahoma, including every single trailer park, as it lays out the theological supremacy of her favorite brand of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, and claims that only Biblical concepts of morality are legitimate in Oklahoma.

WHEREAS, the people of Oklahoma have a strong tradition of reliance upon the Creator of the Universe; and
WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and
WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; and
WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and
WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and
WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;
NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE.

Sally wants our great nation to base our morality on Biblical Family Values, like going to a neighboring city, killing all of the men and boys, killing all of the women who are not virgins, and taking the virgin females back home as property to be used as sex slaves.

1) Murder, rape, and pillage at Jabesh-gilead (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)

So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. "This is what you are to do," they said. "Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin." Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan.

The Israelite assembly sent a peace delegation to the little remnant of Benjamin who were living at the rock of Rimmon. Then the men of Benjamin returned to their homes, and the four hundred women of Jabesh-gilead who were spared were given to them as wives. But there were not enough women for all of them. The people felt sorry for Benjamin because the LORD had left this gap in the tribes of Israel. So the Israelite leaders asked, "How can we find wives for the few who remain, since all the women of the tribe of Benjamin are dead? There must be heirs for the survivors so that an entire tribe of Israel will not be lost forever. But we cannot give them our own daughters in marriage because we have sworn with a solemn oath that anyone who does this will fall under God's curse."

Then they thought of the annual festival of the LORD held in Shiloh, between Lebonah and Bethel, along the east side of the road that goes from Bethel to Shechem. They told the men of Benjamin who still needed wives, "Go and hide in the vineyards. When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife! And when their fathers and brothers come to us in protest, we will tell them, 'Please be understanding. Let them have your daughters, for we didn't find enough wives for them when we destroyed Jabesh-gilead. And you are not guilty of breaking the vow since you did not give your daughters in marriage to them.'" So the men of Benjamin did as they were told. They kidnapped the women who took part in the celebration and carried them off to the land of their own inheritance. Then they rebuilt their towns and lived in them. So the assembly of Israel departed by tribes and families, and they returned to their own homes.

Sorry Sally, but as a legally married homo I have to tell you that your concept of morailty is disgusting and perverted.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, homophobia, god hates fags, rape, bible, murder, genocide, Oklahoma, party of jesus

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Baby Jesus Furious After Maine Senate Supports Equal Rights

Posted on April 30th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry.

The most powerful infant in the history of the entire universe was rumored to be crying inconsolably and as pissed off as a mad hatter on Thursday after the Senate in the US state of Maine voted in favor of a bill that would grant equal rights to homos and those lesbo types too.

If signed into law by the Governor of Maine the Homosexual Agenda will have taken over almost all of New England, completely destroying the Sanctity of Sanctimonious Christian couples. Fortunately the measure still has to go through the Maine House of Representatives before it could reach the Governor. This leaves plenty of chances for Jeebus-loving Republican legislators to warn about hurricanes, earthquakes, flu epidemics and other horrible consequences that will be sent to Maine by Baby Jeebus if they fail to uphold Party of Jesus Holy Homophobia.

Won't anybody protect the Sanctity of Bigotry?

Technorati Tags: Maine, same sex marriage, equal rights, Republicans, homophobia, Jeebus, bigotry, faith-based bigotry

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Jesus H Christ Talks About H8te

Posted on December 3rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

In this video the children's fairy tale character Jesus H Christ has a few words to say about what is forbidden and what is allowed in the lunatic anthology of crazy rants known as the Holy Bible.

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Technorati Tags: Jesus, Christ, Jesus H Christ, Bible, California, H8te, Proposition 8, Proposition H8te, Mor[m]ons, equal rights, gay marriage, same-sex marriage, Sanctiity of Bigotry

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Arkansas Moves to Protect Sanctity of Marriage from Toddler Agenda

Posted on April 4th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Stoopit Religions.

(Trailer Park, Arkansas) In a bold move designed to Protect the Sanctity of Marriage, a group of Arkansas legislators have closed a loophole that was allowing toddler and pre-school children to marry each other as long as neither party was pregnant. Mostly it is little girl toddlers that get pregnant in Arkansas, though some unusual boys do study ballet and hairdressing.

A 2007 revision of the Arkansas marital code had extended marriage privileges to all heterosexual infants, toddlers, pre-schoolers, and students as long as Mommy or Daddy signed a permission slip. In their mad rush to protect the citizens of Arkansas from adult gay couples that love each other and wish to commit to each other, the legislators forgot to read the bill they had rushed through the legislature by a margin of lots and lots of Jesus.

With elections coming up, legislators all across the Booble Belt are desperately trying to Out-Jesus each other in order to get the Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy client vote, estimated at 93% in Jebus-rich Arkansas. But when news got out last year that they had accidentally Jesused the law incorrectly, the Party of Jesus dominated Arkansas legislature had a bit of Jesus egg on their faces.

Children as young as just born were permitted in the Jesus-modded law until the correction was made this week.

Meanwhile in nearby Oklahoma Sally Kern is expected to comment on the threat posed by the Toddler agenda.

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Iowa Judge Destroys Sanctity of Marriage, 50,000 Dead Overnight

Posted on August 31st, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Repugnicans.

Over 50,000 residents of the state of Iowa died overnight as a result of an Activist Homo Agenda Librul Judge that ruled the Iowa anti-fag marriage law was unconstitutional. FEMA is sending help to the predominantly Republican state.

Polk County Judge Robert Hanson said in his ruling that the Jesus-approved anti fag law was "mean spirited", but he appears to have failed to take into account the astounding loss of life that has already resulted from equal rights for all citizens. A team of disaster coroners examining some of those who died overnight has found that the cause of death was a "Loss of Marital Sanctity". So far only married heterosexual couples that believe in an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy seem to be affected.

Once it became apparent that the all powerful Creator of the Universe had lost in the court case, Roger J. Kuhle, an assistant Polk County attorney, argued that the issue is not for a judge to decide. Strangely this sentiment had not been expressed before the homo agenda librul activist judge ruled in favor of equal rights for all people.

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Technorati Tags: equal rights, gay rights, civil rights, activist judge, Homosexual Agenda, Iowa, gay marriage, Polk County, Judge Robert Hanson, gay panic, Repugnican Party, Party of Jesus, Ha Ha

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Anti-Gay Repugnican Arrested Soliciting Gay Sex

Posted on July 13th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Repugnicans.

Florida Legislator and Co-Chair of John "safe on the street in Baghdad" McCain's Presidential campaign, FL Rep Bob Allen, was arrested for soliciting gay sex in a restroom in an ad hoc police sting.

As a hypocritical, facetious, two faced Repugnican legislator he campaigned against adoption rights for gay couples in Florida.

The officers observed the Repugnican behaving like a deeply hypocritical fucked up self hating fundamentalist wanker, and put a cop in the restroom as bait after the Party of Jesus representative was seen going in and out of the restrooms. We all know how these Repuignicans operate, always trying to start an unjust war of aggression based on a pack of lies or else buy some of the gay sex they deeply fear and legislate against constantly while prominently presenting pretend piety.

The Merritt Island Republican was arrested Wednesday and charged with soliciting prostitution after he allegedly offered a Titusville police officer $20 to perform oral sex on him.

According to the police report, here's what happened:

Plainclothes officers were at the city's Space View Park conducting surveillance for a burglary case when they noticed a man -- who turned out to be Allen -- acting suspiciously.

Allen drove through the park twice and went in and out of the park restroom three times. One of the officers went into the restroom to see what was happening.

The officer states Allen entered the restroom behind him as he walked in to wash his hands. Allen went into a stall, looked over the partition at him and the two began talking.

Moments later, Allen suggested the two go somewhere private where he would pay the officer $20 so he could perform oral sex on the officer.

Allen was then arrested and charged with soliciting, a second-degree misdemeanor.

First elected in 2000, Allen is the chairman of the House Committee on Energy. He received the Rainbow Democratic Club of Orlando's worst possible rating.

In March, he co-sponsored HB269, the Lewdness and Indecent Exposure Bill, which proposed enhanced penalties for "offenses involving unnatural and lascivious acts or exposure or exhibition of sexual organs committed within specified distance of certain locations." The bill never made it to a vote.

Deeply repressed, self hating, Repugnican, hypocrite.

Technorati Tags: Repugnican, Bob Allen, solicitation, Merritt Island, homophobia, prostitution, Republican, John McCain

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Pope Dictates Policy to Catholic Politicians

Posted on May 9th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Legislation, Roman Catholic.

Under the direct threat of ex-communication and withdrawal of wafer-thin slices of Jesus' meat, Pope Ratzi the Nazi has informed Catholic politicians worldwide that they will be taking orders from him.

Speaking of a case in Mexico, Nazi Ratzi was asked whether he supported Mexican Church regional managers threats to excommunicate leftist parliamentarians who last month voted to legalize abortion in Mexico City. "Yes" replied Nazi Ratzi "this excommunication was not an arbitrary one but is allowed by Canon (church) law."

This case makes it clear that the world's richest pedophile organization considers itself above such trivial nuisances as national laws, and it also illustrates the fact that the boy rape racketeering organization seeks to control the actions of politicians afflicted with their especially perverted religious beliefs.

The extent of the authority over local governments claimed by these organized felons extends to other areas too, not just abortion. Catholic Regional Managers, sometimes called bishops, archbishops or cardinals, have also threatened to take away Jesus-meat privileges from any politicians afflicted with Catholicism who vote in favor of any kind of rights for gay people. According to Nazi Ratzi, it is a sin to oppose discrimination against fags and dykes.

In the US we have RICO laws (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act), the members of the world's largest child sex ring might be very well advised to keep this fact in mind. It could cost them money.

Technorati Tags: Catholic, Ratzi, Nazi, pope, excommunication, abortion, gay rights, pedophilia, RICO

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Sky Falling Over Indiana as Anti-Gay Measure Fails

Posted on April 4th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia.

The marriages of hundreds of thousands of Fundamentalist Christians may soon become completely meaningless as Indiana legislators failed to move forward with a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriages. Sanctity in Indiana was down 32% overnight,, and forecasters indicated that a tornado of lost sanctity might strike Indiana any minute now.

It's pretty bad when people that hate other people can't deny them equal treatment under the law. Especially when the haters have convinced themselves that they will suffer some nebulous, undefinable, mystical but deeply tragic harm if other couples can share their lives and fortunes in exactly the same way as the haters do already.

For those who may be having trouble understanding this issue, we'll illustrate what is at stake here. Imagine that you buy a 42" diagonal HDTV. And imagine that you have neighbors down the street who are gay or lesbian. It's pretty obvious that if your gay or lesbian neighbors are permitted to buy a 42" HDTV there will never be a good show on again on your TV. Clearly, this equality of HDTV ownership would cause great harm to you. That's why we have laws that forbid gay couples from buying any 42" diagonal HDTV sets, it's to protect the sanctity of high definition television.

It's really exactly the same with marriage. If gay couples or lesbian couples were permitted to legally marry, the existing straight couples would suffer tremendous harm, for example

Technorati Tags: Indiana, gay marriage, homo agenda, constitutional amendment, legislature, equal rights, gay couples, lesbian couples

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