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Our Glorious Christian Leader Not Subject to Human Laws

Posted on April 2nd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Invasions, Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, Warmongering, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

Official US Government policy approving of the use of torture justifies the immoral, illegal, brutal, inhumane, demeaning, fascist behavior of Our Glorious Christian Leader by pretending that Our Glorious Christian Leader is not subject to laws made by mere international treaties signed by the USA. The Pentagon is covering their ass.

The memo was written by John Yoo, who was then deputy assistant attorney general for the Office of Legal Counsel under Alberto "Torture Time" Gonzales, a primary enabler of faith-based torture initiatives.

While the so-called legal opinion does not actually say that Our Glorious Christian Leader answers directly to God, it has been widely reported that God told Our Glorious Christian Leader to engage in an illegal conspiracy to promote a war of aggression based on a pack of lies.

Of course since Jesus H. Christ told Our Glorious Christian Leader that he should invade Iraq this means he was delegating authority, and with authority directly from his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, it seems obvious that Our Glorious Christian Leader should not be subject to the laws of mere mortals. Praise Him!

Bush, John Yoo, Alberto Gonzales, Torture, Nuremberg, Geneva Conventions, Pentagon, war Crimes, Our Glorious Christian Leader

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Gay Marriage Threat to World Peace: Nazi Ratzi

Posted on December 13th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic.

Former Hitler Youth and wealthy homophobe for Jesus Pope Nazi Ratzinger has said that gay marriage is a threat to world peace in the same way as nukular weapons. Honest, we're not making this shit up, this multi-millionaire fucktard actually said this crap. (story)

Direct from Vatican City, "Pope Benedict XVI said in a statement Tuesday that abortion, birth control and same-sex marriage are threats to world peace, on the same level as nuclear arms proliferation, environmental pollution and economic inequality." Nazi Ratzi did not indicate if raping altar boys was a threat to world peace, but we do know it is a threat to his income.

What a dumbass mean bastard of a mother fucking son of a bitch. Two guys get married and nukular war breaks out? I don't exactly think so. Maybe it is about time for Nazi Ratzi to crawl back under his rock.

Let's face it, Nazi Ratzi is the one using Weapons of Mass Deception.

Technorati Tags: Nazi Ratzi, Ratzing, Rat Pope, Holy Roman Boy Rape Church, Vatican, Gay Marriage, Nukular Weapons

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Holy Roman Child Rape Church Release Comic Book Warning Boys

Posted on December 5th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Roman Catholic, child rape.

The Holy Roman Child Rape Church in the USA has released a new comic book that includes a warning for virgin boys afflicted with Catholicism. Kids are warned to be very cautious if Father Flannagan starts asking if they like to hang around in gymnasiums, or if they have ever seen a grown man naked.

The new comic book warns boys that are just about to start growing pubic hair that Catholic Priests are not to be trusted, and they should never let a priest corner them alone in a confined space.

It is good to know that there are people within the world's largest political and financial empire run by men in dresses that actually do care about children. Of course it is always possible that the world's wealthiest religion is actually motivated by a desire to cut their losses in civil suits, but even so, if fewer children are molested by priests that will be a good result.

We think that the new Priest Off aerosol spray is the best choice for protecting pre-pubescent children, but this comic book idea is good too.

Technorati Tags: Priest rape, Priest Off, comic book, Catholic Church, child molesters, pedophilia, YouTube, Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests, Priest Abuse, Child abuse

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Jesuits to Pay $50 Million For alaska Child Rape Priests

Posted on November 19th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Roman Catholic, child rape.

While the Catholic Church continues to deny the realities of human sexuality, and their priests continue to pretend to be chaste, pure, and celibate, the cases of large cash payouts to victims of child molesting priests pile up, one on top of each other. The Jesuit order has now agreed to pay 50 million dollars for cases of Jesuit priests who sexually exploited rural Alaskan children.

Before the Jesuits arrived the poor native children had nobody to rape them and tell them how dirty sex is, but thanks to the marvelous duplicity and hypocrisy of the Holy Roman Altar Boy Church they have been both molested and made to feel guilty about it.

Of course the whole time these priests and missionaries were raping these children the Church was collecting cash for pretty new dresses for Nazi Ratzi.

This $50 million tab is just for one religious order, and just for the children they raped in the state of Alaska. Is anybody adding up all of these hundreds of millions of dollars? I bet Nazi Ratzi is.

(story)

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No Homos in Iran, Except Those Killed For Being Queer

Posted on September 25th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts.

Speaking at Columbia University in New York City yesterday, the President of Iran told a number of lies and made quite a few ridiculous claims. But the most obviously stupid lie told by this cold-blooded killer was the farcical claim that there are no homosexuals in Iran.
It is widely known that the extremely stupid, dumbass, retarded religion that forms the stupid half of the deadly Iranian Church-State calls for the death penalty for anyone identified as gay.

For those afflicted with religious beliefs here in America, Iran and its murderous regime should serve as a stark example of what inevitably happens when the two powerful evil forces of Religion and Politics are not kept at arms length from each other.

Governments are especially expert at killing people, it is the threat of death that keeps governments in power. And religions are highly skilled at identifying bad people that must be put to death "Surely there blood shall be upon them" appears in dozens of places in the idiotic Christian Bible, for example.

So, when religion and politics get married the streets are soon filled with blood. Ayaz Marhoni and Mahmoud Asgari were two Iranian gay teens put to death for loving each other. Later the Iranian Bureau of Fiction made up the story that they had raped a younger child, but curiously this invention did not appear until after the civilized world reacted to this Iranian crime against humanity.

When Iranian asshole Ahmadinejad claims that there are no queers in Iran, what he really means is that they kill them as quickly as they are discovered. Like Our Glorious Christian Leader here in America, you can tell when Ahmadinejad is lying by watching to see if his lips are moving. Fuck Iran.

Technorati Tags: Ahmadinejad, Iran, homosexuals, homosexuality, Islam, murder, homophobia, Our Glorious Christian Leader, queers, gay teens, Ayaz Marhoni, Mahmoud Asgari, fuck Iran

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Mexican Cardinal Knew Priest Was Child Molester

Posted on September 13th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape, hypocrite evangelists.

The group Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests has released copies of court documents containing written correspondence between Mexico City Cardinal Norberto Rivera and Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony. These documents, according to SNAP, indicate that the head of the Mexican Catholic Regional Profit Center (diocese) knowingly transferred a child-molesting priest to Los Angeles to let the public furor in Mexico die down, protecting the all important income stream from scandal.

Additional documents indicate that Nicolas Aguilar had been arrested for child rape in Mexico, and because that nation is deeply afflicted with Catholicism and other types of deceit - naturally the creep was not put in jail. Instead he was promoted to America.

Later, when American parents had the brazen gall to complain about their children being raped, Cardinal Mahony sent the serial child molester back to Mexico, where he still roams the hills to this day seeking virgin children to rape and casting Catholic magic spells.

So this high ranking Cardinal, a position roughly analogous to a member of the board of directors in a corporation that does not conspire to rape children, was perfectly well aware that Rev. Nicolas Aguilar was a child molester, but instead of taking away his book of magic spells he just sent the bastard to Los Angeles for some fresh Mexican-American kiddies to rape. These Cardinals are so amazingly evil they make a Republican Senator look good.

SNAP also released a 1986 Mexican police report in which witnesses alleged the suspect spent the night with young boys while working as a priest in the central state of Puebla.

It is a new world that we live in today, one in which the Catholic Church is no longer able to conspire to protect criminals at the expense of innocent children without having to pay consequences for their criminal conspiracies.

Cardinals, Archbishops and Bishops are now forced to choose between protecting the cash flow generated by each of their child molesting employees, or turning in their felons right away in order to protect the Nazi Ratzi Prada Shoe Fund from multi-million dollar lawsuits when their criminal conspiracies are revealed. The only way to force the Holy Roman Child Rape Church to consider the well being of the children they afflict with their idiotic fairy tales is to threaten the one thing the corporation really cares about: their enormous financial and political empire. Money talks. Cardinals, Archbishops and Bishops have a noticeable increase in their attention span when being told about child-raping priests if there is a downside that involves hundreds of millions of dollars in punitive damages. They even seem to care about the children once the jackpot gets up near two hundred million dollars.

Catholicism: using amazingly stupid ancient fairy tales as smoke and mirrors to conceal the real agenda of raping your children, and expecting you to pay for it. Now is it time to Just Say NO to Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies?

Technorati Tags: Catholic Church, child molesters, criminal conspiracy, Survivor's Network of Those Abused by Priests, Cardinal Norberto Rivera, Cardinal Roger Mahony, Nicolas Aguilar, conspiracy to promote child rape, Catholicism

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Republican Comedian Craig Guilty, Not Guilty, Resigning, Not Resigning

Posted on September 6th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Your favorite Republican stand-up comic, US Senator Larry Craig, has issued a denial of his denial that he is not resigning as a non-guilty, guilty pervo Repugnican toilet seat sniffer. He claims that he never inhaled.

"I never had sex with that police officer," Craig roared to a standing room only crowd at the Boise Improv last night. The Boise Chamber of Commerce reports that hotel rooms and inbound airline seats to the Idaho capital have been hard to get since Craig started his twice nightly standup routine. Tickets on flights routed through Minneapolis are simply impossible to obtain.

Nightly performances take place on a specially constructed set with 4 urinals and 3 adjacent bathroom stalls. The scantily clad Senator gets the crowd roaring early in each set with his patented "I'm not gay, I've never been gay" as he stares at his police officer straight man assistant. In his International Male jock strap and leather chaps the 62 year old Senator has become an iconic sex object in the Idaho gay community.

Certain Hollywood insiders close to this column have let slip an unconfirmed rumor that the Senator will be doing a comedy/variety show on Fox TV next season, featuring guests from the Log Cabin Republicans and various Colorado Springs churches and hate groups.

As Craig continues to perform to sold out crowds at the Boise Improv, the favorite part of his act seems to be the way he keeps saying "Guilty", then turns his head the other way and says "Not Guilty."

Concerns have been expressed that his nearly nude appearance onstage might weaken Family Values in Idaho, but Craig responded by repeating his trademark line "I'm not gay, I've never been gay". Craig lives just outside Boise in his own Private Idaho.

Technorati Tags: Comedy, Party of Jesus, Larry Craig, Senator Fag, I'm not gay, Family Values, Idaho, guilty, not guilty, resigning, not resigning, toilet sex, US Senate

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US Senator Larry Craig (Party of Jesus) Video on Family Values

Posted on August 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Party of Jesus Senator Larry Craig, who was arrested in June for soliciting gay sex in a men's restroom at the Minneapolis - St. Paul International Airport, is a strong supporter of Mitt Romney and Family Values. We wonder if it was Mitt's Magic Underwear that formed the basis of the bond between these two famous homophobes.

Unfortunately his little video bit expressing his support for Magic Underwear Mitt seems to have been disappeared from the Mitt Romney Mormons for Homophobia Campaign Site. We found it though:

Apparently when he is not busy bashing fags for Jesus, old Larry likes to have a go in the poo poo room.

They are very proud of Larry back in Idaho. Here is a page that brags about Larry and warns people about gays having sex in restrooms. The good folks at the Idaho Values Alliance want you to be careful in public restrooms. You never know when you might be propositioned by a Repugnican Senator.

Technorati Tags: Larry Craig, hypocrite, Repugnican, closet case, Family Values, Mitt Romney, Magic Underwear, hypocrisy, Idaho Values Alliance, Homophobia, Airport sex, restroom sex, Party of Jesus, Senate, Senator

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