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Whereas Sally Hates Fags

Posted on June 28th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: child rape, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, faith based terrorism, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Oklahoma state representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus – website) is in the news again, this time for a Jeebus Hates Fags resolution she introduced in the Just an Okie from Oklahoma Legislature Yeee Hah! ride ‘em cow bitch.

The item purports to represent the wishes of the people of Oklahoma, including every single trailer park, as it lays out the theological supremacy of her favorite brand of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, and claims that only Biblical concepts of morality are legitimate in Oklahoma.

WHEREAS, the people of Oklahoma have a strong tradition of reliance upon the Creator of the Universe; and
WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and
WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; and
WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and
WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and
WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;
NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE.

Sally wants our great nation to base our morality on Biblical Family Values, like going to a neighboring city, killing all of the men and boys, killing all of the women who are not virgins, and taking the virgin females back home as property to be used as sex slaves.

1) Murder, rape, and pillage at Jabesh-gilead (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)

So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. “This is what you are to do,” they said. “Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin.” Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan.

The Israelite assembly sent a peace delegation to the little remnant of Benjamin who were living at the rock of Rimmon. Then the men of Benjamin returned to their homes, and the four hundred women of Jabesh-gilead who were spared were given to them as wives. But there were not enough women for all of them. The people felt sorry for Benjamin because the LORD had left this gap in the tribes of Israel. So the Israelite leaders asked, “How can we find wives for the few who remain, since all the women of the tribe of Benjamin are dead? There must be heirs for the survivors so that an entire tribe of Israel will not be lost forever. But we cannot give them our own daughters in marriage because we have sworn with a solemn oath that anyone who does this will fall under God’s curse.”

Then they thought of the annual festival of the LORD held in Shiloh, between Lebonah and Bethel, along the east side of the road that goes from Bethel to Shechem. They told the men of Benjamin who still needed wives, “Go and hide in the vineyards. When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife! And when their fathers and brothers come to us in protest, we will tell them, ‘Please be understanding. Let them have your daughters, for we didn’t find enough wives for them when we destroyed Jabesh-gilead. And you are not guilty of breaking the vow since you did not give your daughters in marriage to them.’” So the men of Benjamin did as they were told. They kidnapped the women who took part in the celebration and carried them off to the land of their own inheritance. Then they rebuilt their towns and lived in them. So the assembly of Israel departed by tribes and families, and they returned to their own homes.

Sorry Sally, but as a legally married homo I have to tell you that your concept of morailty is disgusting and perverted.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, homophobia, god hates fags, rape, bible, murder, genocide, Oklahoma, party of jesus

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US State of Jesus (formerly Utah) is Top Porn Consumer

Posted on March 3rd, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

The US State of Jesus, which was formerly named Utah, is famous for exporting sexual purity ballot measures and conducting campaigns of lies, smears, and fear mongering against sexual minorities. A recent study has found that the Jeebus-loving, hate-mongering, sexual holier than thou hypocrites from Jesus are also the nation’s leading consumer of porn.

The Salt Lake Tribune, hardly an anti-Mor[m]on publication, quotes a Harvard Business School study which found Jesus (the state Jesus, not the fictional super pal) was the biggest consumer of hot, cum-dripping love buckets just starving for their stiff, sexually-pure heterosexual Jeebus-blessed rods.

If I wanted to be a hypocrite, I guess I could send out of state agitators to a more civilized state and help pass laws that discriminate against sexual minorities, then whack off in front of my computer to pictures of Suzi Que taking the whole thing. I’m not a Mor[m]on though.

Technorati Tags: Utah, Jesus, Mor[m]ons, Porn, #1, Harvard Business School, Beehive State, Jesus state, Proposition H8, Journal of Economic Perspectives, online porn subscription, Mother fuckers,

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Gold Encrusted Pope Decries Selfishness in Front Of Golden Throne Chair

Posted on December 25th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: child rape, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, hypocrite evangelists, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, Schools, Stoopit Religions.

The CEO of the world’s wealthiest corporate-state has spoken out against selfishness while wearing a gold ring, a gold crucifix, and vestments richly embroidered with gold lame, all while posing for photographs in front of a lavishly decorated and jewel embedded golden throne chair.

The lavishly outfitted Rat in a Hat, who clawed his way to the top of the Roman Catholic corporate ladder with a highly successful campaign to obstruct investigations of child abuse by Catholic priests [PDF], said people should not think just about themselves in times of economic crisis.

Does this mean that a Catholic Cardinal who becomes aware of a priest committing felony sex crimes against innocent children should not think just about himself and try to cover up the crime?

Surely the Church would not worry about losing money more than caring for children.

It’s good to know that the head of the wealthiest corporate-state on the planet thinks we should not be greedy. I wonder how much his golden throne chair weighs?

Technorati Tags: ratzinger, xmas, Christmas, Christmas message, Urbi et Orbi, Rat in a Hat, Vatican, priest rape, coverups, sex crimes, child molesters, Pope Benedict XVI, Joseph Ratzinger, Conference of Catholic Bishops, Crimine solicitationies, Cardinal Law, Nazi Ratzi

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Rat in a Hat Says Gays As Big a Threat As Climate Change

Posted on December 23rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: child rape, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, hypocrite evangelists, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Rants, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

The multi-billionaire head of the Holy Roman Altar Boy Rape Corporation has delivered his Christmas present to the gay community. On Monday 12/22/2008 the former Hitler youth said that saving humanity from homosexuals is as important as dealing with climate change.

One wonders if he has been secretly dating Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern. Both of these seemingly insane Christians claim that ho mo sexuals pose a huge threat, in the case of Sally Kern the threat is limited to the United States of America, but Nazi Ratzi trumps that bitch by claiming that gays are a threat to the entire human species worldwide.

I would be content to just ridicule fucktards like Ratzinger and leave it at that, but also in the news today is the story of the brutal gang rape of a lesbian woman by men who used hateful homophobic slurs while brutalizing this innocent victim. It appears these subhuman creatures targeted the victim because her car had a rainbow sticker.

Avy Skolnik, a coordinator with the New York-based National Coalition of Anti-Violence Programs, noted that gay, lesbian and transgender crime victims may be more reluctant than straight victims to contact the police.
The organization, a network of nonprofits working to reduce anti-gay bias in 35 cities, counted 70 sexual assaults involving gay or transgender victims in 2007. In the vast majority of cases, the alleged perpetrators were straight men, Skolnik said.
“Assailants target LGBT people of all gender identities with sexual assault,” he said. “Such targeting is one of the most cruel, dehumanizing, and violent forms of hate violence that our communities experience.”
Skolnik said the group has noticed a dramatic spike in the number of bias-related murders this year involving gay and lesbian victims and plans to analyze the data to see if the increase may be related to the gay marriage bans that appeared on ballots this year in California, Arizona and Florida.
“Anytime there is an anti-LGBT initiative, we tend to see spikes both in the numbers and the severity of attacks,” he said. “People feel this extra entitlement to act out their prejudice.”

So when idiots like the Rat in a Hat and Sally Kern issue their amazingly stupid homophobic slurs the idiocy of their disgusting vomit-flavored words seems to inspire the least human beings among us to justify their sociopathic behavior, as if somehow their brutality is justified by the second class status of their victims.

The Rat in a Hat contributes to the atmosphere of hatred and intolerance toward gay people when he issues retarded slurs like the one yesterday. Sure he puts a pretty dress on it and pretends he still loves gay people, but the cretins who use homophobia to justify their crimes or political campaigns are quick to ignore his concessions.

Just say NO to former Nazi youth who ordered American bishops to conceal sex crimes against children committed by their employees.

Fuck you, Ratzinger.

Technorati Tags: Ratzinger, homophobia, Rat in a Hat, bigotry, lesbian rape, Sally Kern, climate change, Richmond CA, National Coalition of Anti-Violence Programs, Avy Skolnik, K reward

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Vatican Opposes Stem Cell Research, Nobody Cares

Posted on December 14th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions.

The Holy Roman Altar Boy Rape Corporation has reaffirmed their opposition to stem cell research. The organization that has achieved worldwide fame for massive coverups of child molesting priests also indicated that in vitro fertilization is very, very naughty because the parish priest does not get to fantasize about a couple he married doing it.

In a stunning show of nearly human compassion, however, the world’s largest superstitious cult based corporation indicated people might not burn in hell for all time just for adopting an embryo. I bet a lot of fertility doctors issued a huge sigh of relief over that ruling!

The official eunuch, or at least celibate, spokesperson (altar boys don’t count) for the Rat in a Hat, a little gnomish looking creep named Monsignor Elio Sgreccia also indicated that women who take the drug RU-486 after being raped, or even molested by their parish priest, are committing a “gravely immoral act”.

Nobody seemed to care very much what these shriveled up old men in Rome had to say. No abortion clinics or fertility clinics shut down overnight. No doctors or scientists seemed to abandon their careers or decide to stop helping people.

Mostly it was just a bunch of noise from shriveled up creeps living lives of extreme luxury with billions of dollars collected from poor people afflicted with religious delusions. Meh.

Technorati Tags: Holy Roman Altar Boy Corporation, Monsignor Elio Sgreccia, Vatican, Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, Rat in a Hat, Nazi Ratzi, Donum Vitae, morning-after pill, stem cell research, in-vitro fertilization

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Jeebus Industry Leader Forced To Resign For Not Hating Gays

Posted on December 12th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Homophobia, hypocrite evangelists, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Rev. Richard Cizik, a long time Jeebus Industry leader, has been forced to resign his position as the VP of Church and State Theocracy at the National Association of Evangelicals. His crime, one that is considered extremely serious in the Jeebus Industry, was a public statement suggesting that known, practicing homosexuals should have some rights. Not equal rights, just civil unions, sort of like the back of the bus for queers.

In the Jeebus Industry in the United States it is absolutely not acceptable to suggest that gay persons should be treated with anything except expensive campaigns of smears and malicious lies used to deny equal rights under the law. While civil unions are not equal to marriage, it is hardly malicious to suggest that gays should have some sort of civil rights, thus the huge uproar. Plus to make it even worse he made these comments on the ultra liberal commie heathen evolutionist radio network NPR!

Besides the sinful support of some sort of recognition of gay couples, Reverend Cizik also offended Jeebus Industry customers by admitting in public that he had voted for Barack Hussein Obama, a man who many Jeebus Industry customers consider to be a muslim that pals around with terr’ists.

Clearly Cizik failed miserably when it comes to hating all of the right people. This is why he had to go, for failure to meet minimum levels of pious intolerance and hatred. Must support Bigotry!

Technorati Tags: Cizik, Evangelicals, Homophobia, gay marriage, civil unions, NPR, Jeebus Industry

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Jesus H Christ Talks About H8te

Posted on December 3rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

In this video the children’s fairy tale character Jesus H Christ has a few words to say about what is forbidden and what is allowed in the lunatic anthology of crazy rants known as the Holy Bible.

Buy your Jeebus ≠ H8te merchandise at Jeebus Biz

Technorati Tags: Jesus, Christ, Jesus H Christ, Bible, California, H8te, Proposition 8, Proposition H8te, Mor[m]ons, equal rights, gay marriage, same-sex marriage, Sanctiity of Bigotry

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Church and State, Greed and Hate

Posted on August 22nd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, editorials, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, hypocrite evangelists, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Religious Fraud, Stoopit Religions.

A majority of US citizens, including an increasing number of Republicans and conservatives, have expressed their desire to keep religion out of politics. If ever a survey brought music to our ears, this is the musical one.

Perhaps it is the 8 year reign of our compulsive liar war criminal Glorious Christian Leader that has opened the eyes of the American people. Perhaps they are tired of hypocritical Fundamentalists spreading hatred and division as if it were holiness and justice.

Maybe the good citizens of this nation remember how gung ho all of the Christian leaders were for our war of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies about Iraq.

Certainly whenever a government is considering doing something evil, like endorsing slavery, promoting bigotry, or legislating homophobia; religion is right there cheering on the hatred.

In a 63-page report out today the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life found that 50 percent of conservatives now believe that churches and other houses of worship should stay out of politics. Four years ago, only 30 percent agreed. Across the entire political spectrum, 52 percent of voters said churches should keep out of politics. Forty-five percent said they should express their views.

Whatever the hard earned lessons that are turning back the tide of Jeebus-brand theocracy in America, we cheer this happy trend on. Congratulations to our fellow Americans, let’s hear it for separation of church and state. The people in Iran should be so lucky.

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Technorati Tags: church and state, greed and hate, separation of church and state, Pew report, religion and politics

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Two Anti-Gay Preachers Busted for Soliciting Gay Sex

Posted on July 5th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, hypocrite evangelists, Stoopit Religions.

First we have a case in Milwaukee, Wisconsin where the bitter cold winter is over and people are going to the parks. An anti-gay homophobe for Jesus Fundamentalist Christian preacher was arrested in a police sting operation aimed at men soliciting sex in a public park. Police say after church at the Holy Redeemer Church of God in Christ on Sunday afternoon, he was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior at Milwaukee’s Estabrook Park.

The mayor of District Heights, Maryland, James L. Walls Jr., was arrested April 24th in the District after allegedly offering an undercover male police officer $40 for sex in a known prostitution area, authorities said. He also serves as an associate minister at the Forestville New Redeemer Baptist Church. Note the association with the most virulently homophobic and bigoted mainstream religious denomination in America, the Baptists. De Nile is not just a river in Egypt.

These types of stories are increasingly common, and the reason this sort of thing happens is very easy to understand. The common Christian claptrap that homosexuality is a choice is completely and utterly false. Consider these two points.

• Homosexuality is an immutable characteristic of a minority of human beings. People that are gay simply are gay, there is no escaping this fact.
• When a person tries to deny a very basic fact about themselves, one that is tied very, very deeply to their emotional life, the truth will eventually bubble up to the surface and be manifested in actions.

If Deacon Pitchford and James L. Walls, Jr. had not been so urgently compelled to deny the truth about themselves, then their sexuality would not have needed to come out (pun intended) in a manner that is illegal and frowned upon by society. They could have gone to a gay bar, or a gay dating website, if they were not terrified of the truth about themselves.

I honestly do feel some sympathy for these men, they were not big players in the Jeebus Industry, earning a living by demonizing innocent citizens. These guys were just junior preachers who unfortunately decided to put reality in the closet in favor of superstitious fairy tales.

Both of these men would be better served by accepting the reality that they are gay, and rejecting the Sanctity of Bigotry that is so much a part of Christianity in America today. Just say NO to idiotic interpretations of completely fictitious ancient fairy tales.

Technorati Tags: James L. Walls Jr., Jerome Pitchford, busted, homophobia, denial, Baptist, gay sting, public park, solicittation, prostitution, De Nile, denial, Milwaukee, Districy Heights, Maryland, Wisconsin

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Spanish Woman Poses Nude To Embarrass Mean Uncle Cardinal

Posted on May 6th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A Spanish mother of two, whose uncle is a neo-fascist Catholic Cardinal pig and friend of the Rat in a Hat, was slighted when her uncle ignored the deaths of both of her parents, refusing to attend their funerals and even offering a bald faced lie as an excuse. Perhaps the parents were not hate-mongering homophobic liars, and Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela did not like them for thinking independent thoughts. So she did a photoshoot for a Spanish soft porn magazine, Interviú, just to piss off Uncle Asshole. Ha ha!

Magdalena Rouco Hernández stripped off to embarrass her uncle, who is head of the Spanish Episcopal Conference and also a friend of Pope Benedict XVI [ed: Rat in a Hat].

The mother-of-two posed topless on eight pages of Interviú magazine, whose curious formula consists of generous helpings of female flesh combined with serious investigations.

The 27-year-old, who went to mass every day as a girl, said she chose to do the photoshoot to expose her uncle’s “hypocrisy” following her father’s death. “My uncle never tires of repeating that the family is sacred and that you have to respect it. But then he does not respect it and abandons his own,” she said.

“When my father died, [Rouco] did not come to the funeral, didn’t send flowers or tell my mother of his sorrow. He told us he had a meeting with Pope John Paul II, but it was not true.

Who has Family Values? Is it the daughter who loved her parents dearly and later posed in a risque fashion, or is it the Family Values Cardinal who does not even give a shit about his own family.

The Cardinal loves to spread lies and hatred, he is after all a Catholic Cardinal, so he says idiotic things like “gay marriage is the worst disaster in 200 years“. No doubt because of the millions of deaths in Spain since gay marriage became legal. Altar boys know that the more a priest complains about homosexuals, the more dresses he has in his closet. I bet the Spanish altar boys don’t ever let him get them alone in a corner.

One thing I really do admire very much about Spanish culture is that they do not tolerate fascist pig religious leaders messing with their government. They have learned from experience.

Technorati Tags: Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela, Magdalena Rouco Hernández, soft porn, Pope Benedict XVI, Rat in a Hat, Spanish Episcopal Conference, photoshoot, Interviú magazine

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