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Kreationist Klown Museum Shows Gay Adam in Video

Posted on June 8th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Sighince, Religious Wingnuts, Sighintifik Resurch.

Extreme panic struck at the newly opened Kreationist Klown Museum in Trailer Park, KY this week when it was discovered that the actor featured as Adam in one of their idiot-drool videos is possibly a gay man who once appeared with a drag queen on a sex-related website named BedroomAcrobat.com (currently slashdotted, it would seem). Buff hunk actor Eric Linden may actually like Steve a bit more than Eve. Oh no, RUN AWAY.

This is too rich, just entirely too rich. A nice story, mind you. Still, it seems richly deserving that the Kreationist Klown Museum may have hired a fairy to tell their fairy tales. Let us bask in the irony of this wonderfully funny news item as we giggle, behind our hands of course, at the panicked reaction of the Kreationist Klowns who have pulled the video that might possibly feature a gay man playing the role of the fairy-tale Adam.

Maybe there really is justice in this world, albeit usually as well concealed as an Iraqi WMD.

Technorati Tags: Adam, Steve, Eric Linden, Garden of Eden, Kreationist Klown Museum, fairies, fairy tales, Creationism, Adam and Steve, Adam and Eve

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US Considered Building a Gay Bomb

Posted on June 4th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Sighintifik Resurch, Warmongering.

The BBC reports that the US Military considered designing a gay bomb, a weapon that would instantly cause enemy troops to turn gay and be irresistably attracted to one another. High ranking Pentagon officials eventually turned down the proposal.

It seems the weapon that was being considered was expected to have the effect of pacifying enemy forces as well as increasing US exports of Village People and Bette Midler music CDs. After all, we all know that gay men love disco, show tunes and Bette.

Certainly there is no historical precedent for a gay military force, no famous legendary military campaigns were ever led by gay men, and no famous legions of gay soldiers ever made it into the history books - in Kansas.

But let us imagine that the failure on the part of the Pentagon to develop this absolutely fabulous fashion bomb might give our enemies the upper hand by letting them get ahead using a butch team of manly weapons researchers with buff tone and great abs. We might end up with gay bomb size envy.

What if the terr’ists set off a gay bomb in Vatican City? Why it would have no effect at all except for destroying acres of closet space. What about Topeka, Kansas?

By failing to develop this fiendishly clever weapon are we giving Al Qaeda a homosexual agenda cold war advantage? If the terr’ists set off a gay bomb in Washington would Jeff Gannon take over as Chief White House Spokesman?

And what about the sanctity of marriage? I suppose the President and Vice President would have to divorce their wives before they could get married to each other in a gala gay marriage event in the White House Rose Garden.

I think we are leaving ourselves vulnerable to attack! Won’t somebody think of the children?

Technorati Tags: Pentagon, research, Bush, Cheney, gay marriage, gay bomb, BBC, Vatican, Fred Phelps

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Poland Investigates Homo Agenda Teletubbies

Posted on May 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic.

Jerry Fartwell might be dead, but his brand of astonishing stupidity and boundless intolerance lives on in modern day Poland, a homophobe’s dream nation.

A Polish government official named Ewa Sowinska has asked psychologists to investigate the Teletubbies based on the fact that known homosexual activist Tinky Winky carries a red purse.

Poland is deeply infested with Catholicism, so intolerance and homophobia are to be expected. Fast action is required before Polish infants begin practicing gay sex acts with their Teletubbies crib toys. With the BBC actively recruiting Polish children to adopt the red purse lifestyle, a return to Communism is no doubt just around the corner. They’re all in it together, everybody knows that. We may have to nuke London.

Technorati Tags: Tinky Winky, Teletubbies, BBC, Poland, Polish Government, homosexual agenda, homosexual propaganda, gay infants, Ewa Sowinska, Catholicism

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God Hates Mixed Fibers

Posted on May 22nd, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Religious Wingnuts.

A Spanish retail clothing chain has been forced to recall a line of men’s suits because idiotic orthodox Jews got very pissy and whiny over the fact that the clothing was made with a combination of linen and wool. Oh no, run away! These wankers believe that their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy hates mixed fibers. Not content to just refrain from buying such clothing because God Hates Mixed Fibers, these religious imperialists required the clothing chain to completely remove the offending garments from their stores, denying atheists and other less deluded types the opportunity to buy such items as well.

This case clearly illustrates the sort of problems rampant in all 3 of the abysmally stupid Abrahamic religious delusions. Those afflicted with these idiotic beliefs are not content just to avoid wearing clothing that will get them cast into the eternal hell of fires burning oil stolen from Iraq, they feel a compulsion to force everybody to wear clothing they endorse.

If some Jewish people want to belong to idiotic cults with moronic ideas about fictional deities, good for them. They can delude themselves about anything their hearts desire. We support their right to aspire to stupidity and idiocy. But if they don’t mind very much, I’d prefer to decide which sorts of seafood I eat, clothing I wear, and if it is not too much of an inconvenience for them, I might even wish to decide with whom I will and will not have consensual sex. I’ll even trim the corners of my fucking beard, if it’s not too much of a hassle for them.

It’s no wonder God Hates Fundamentalists.

Technorati Tags: God Hates, mixed fibers, crustaceans, barbers, Orthodox, abraham, dumbass religions

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Pope Dictates Policy to Catholic Politicians

Posted on May 9th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Legislation, Roman Catholic.

Under the direct threat of ex-communication and withdrawal of wafer-thin slices of Jesus’ meat, Pope Ratzi the Nazi has informed Catholic politicians worldwide that they will be taking orders from him.

Speaking of a case in Mexico, Nazi Ratzi was asked whether he supported Mexican Church regional managers threats to excommunicate leftist parliamentarians who last month voted to legalize abortion in Mexico City. “Yes” replied Nazi Ratzi “this excommunication was not an arbitrary one but is allowed by Canon (church) law.”

This case makes it clear that the world’s richest pedophile organization considers itself above such trivial nuisances as national laws, and it also illustrates the fact that the boy rape racketeering organization seeks to control the actions of politicians afflicted with their especially perverted religious beliefs.

The extent of the authority over local governments claimed by these organized felons extends to other areas too, not just abortion. Catholic Regional Managers, sometimes called bishops, archbishops or cardinals, have also threatened to take away Jesus-meat privileges from any politicians afflicted with Catholicism who vote in favor of any kind of rights for gay people. According to Nazi Ratzi, it is a sin to oppose discrimination against fags and dykes.

In the US we have RICO laws (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act), the members of the world’s largest child sex ring might be very well advised to keep this fact in mind. It could cost them money.

Technorati Tags: Catholic, Ratzi, Nazi, pope, excommunication, abortion, gay rights, pedophilia, RICO

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Vatican Spews More Anti-Gay Venom

Posted on April 25th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Priest Rape, Rants, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, child rape.

Not that anybody is terribly surprised, but the world-leading organization for raping children and spewing hatred at gay people has let loose some more verbal excrement in their typical whining fashion.

The Vatican’s second-highest ranking doctrinal official on Monday forcefully branded homosexual marriage an evil. Won’t somebody think of the children?

In Australia the boy raping hatemongers are said, quite accurately, to be gay bashers.

In the same hateful rant Archbishop Angelo Amato classified abortion as a form of terrorism

The Archbishop did not have anything to say about Bishops, Archbishops, or Cardinals who conspire to protect and shuffle child molesting priests from one parish to another.

Technorati Tags: Vatican, Archbishop Amato, gay marriage, terrorism, abortion

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In Iran, It’s OK to Kill if the Victim is Morally Corrupt

Posted on April 19th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Religious Wingnuts.

For those Americans who still are so deluded that they want to combine Church and State, here is a clear example of the evil done when governments are based on an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

The Iranian Supreme Court in Tehran has ruled that 6 convicted killers may go free without any penalty because they believed the people they killed were morally corrupt. Yes, it’s really true, in the theocratic hellhole that is modern Iran, if a person wants to kill you they need only claim that they believe you are morally corrupt. If a court later finds that the deceased was not morally corrupt, the killer may be required to pay a cash settlement to the family of the murder victim.

The killings were carried out in the area of Kerman by an Iranian religious hate group named the Basiji Force, sort of an Islamic Focus on the Family.

Among those killed by these 6 pious killers that commit state-sanctioned murder on behalf of their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy was an engaged couple who had the nerve to walk together in a public place before they were married. Naturally any Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy would want you to kill two people who intend to be married if they walked near each other in public, that is obvious to almost any completely insane religious nutter.

One of the important functions of government is to protect sane people from the actions of insane people. When religious nuts get the keys to City Hall this important function is short circuited, because now we have the insane protecting the public from sanity - by killing those who are not equally insane.

This case clearly highlights the extreme importance of the separation of Church and State. If the two become commingled innocent people will suffer every single time. Science brought us airplanes and skyscrapers, it took religion to bring them together.

Technorati Tags: Islam, Iran, Kerman, Basiji Force, Focus on the Family, Church and State, theocracy

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Wyoming Lesbian Couple Gay Bashed by Church

Posted on April 5th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Priest Rape, Religious Wingnuts.

A Wyoming lesbian couple afflicted with Catholicism has been banned from receiving communion by the official decree of the regional business manager (bishop) of the Roman Catholic Altar Boy Rape Church. The pair were legally married in Canada in August 2006 and recently were quoted in a local Wyoming newspaper as supporting equal rights for gay and lesbian couples. Bishop David Ricken issued a direct order to their parish priest, instructing him to refuse the flesh brutally ripped from the carcass of an imaginary dead man-god that was killed so they could be forgiven, Catholics call this form of cannibalism Holy Communion. Leah Vader and Lynne Huskinson sent a letter recently to their Wyoming state legislator decrying a proposed bill that would deny recognition of same-sex marriages. The lawmaker read the letter on the floor of the Wyoming State Legislature.

Speaking the obvious truth, one of the pair that have been condemned to eternal hell fire by the Catholic Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Be Yourself policy said “You spend half your time defending your gayness to Catholics,” Vader said, “and the other half of your time defending your Catholicism to gays.”

One wonders if priests who rape children are perrmitted to continue receiving wafer thin slices of Jesus meat.

It seems the Catholic Church is willing to tolerate the existence of gay people as long as they continue to ride in the back of the bus and deny they are gay in public. It is OK to be a shameful, evil fag or dyke as long as you are ashamed of it and you die a virgin.

Hopefully these ladies who simply wish for their caring relationship to be treated with dignity and respect will take this opportunity to set themselves free from their religious affliction. The Catholic Church can be relied on to continue brutalizing and demonizing perfectly innocent people, that will not be changing during the lifetime of Papa Nazi Ratzi, and you can take that to the bank.

Technorati Tags: Wyoming, Lesbian couple, Papa Nazi, Bishop David Ricken, communion, cannibalism

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Senator Dodd Asks “What if Your Child Were Gay?”

Posted on April 5th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Demoncrats, Faith Based Bigotry, Schools.

US Senator Chris Dodd (D-CT), a long-shot Presidential candidate hopeful, went on record as opposing anti-gay bigotry while addressing high school students in Concord NH. Senator Dodd asked his audience “What would you do if your child were gay?”

The senator, in a radical departure from all other Presidential hopefuls, went beyond simply saying it is rude to beat gays and lesbians, and stated flat-out his belief that gay and lesbian persons should be treated equally under the law. “We ought to be able to have these loving relationships,” the Connecticut senator said.

Dodd, the father of 2-year-old and 5-year-old girls, said his daughters could grow up to be lesbians and that he hopes they would have the opportunity to enjoy marriage-like rights.

“They may grow up as a different sexual orientation than their parents,” he said. “How would I want my child to be treated if they were of a different sexual orientation?”

It is well known that today’s wonderful young people are far less likely to spew hatred and bigotry toward gays and lesbians. Polls consistently show a majority of under 25 year olds support equal rights. To some extent the Senator may have been tailoring his message to his audience, but we welcome his words in support of human rights instead of religious bigotry.

We were honestly amazed to hear a member of the Congress talk sense about civil rights, pleased, very pleased, but surprised as well.

Technorati Tags: gay rights, human rights, Senator Dodd, New Hampshire, Demoncrats, equal rights, young people

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Sky Falling Over Indiana as Anti-Gay Measure Fails

Posted on April 4th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia.

The marriages of hundreds of thousands of Fundamentalist Christians may soon become completely meaningless as Indiana legislators failed to move forward with a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriages. Sanctity in Indiana was down 32% overnight,, and forecasters indicated that a tornado of lost sanctity might strike Indiana any minute now.

It’s pretty bad when people that hate other people can’t deny them equal treatment under the law. Especially when the haters have convinced themselves that they will suffer some nebulous, undefinable, mystical but deeply tragic harm if other couples can share their lives and fortunes in exactly the same way as the haters do already.

For those who may be having trouble understanding this issue, we’ll illustrate what is at stake here. Imagine that you buy a 42″ diagonal HDTV. And imagine that you have neighbors down the street who are gay or lesbian. It’s pretty obvious that if your gay or lesbian neighbors are permitted to buy a 42″ HDTV there will never be a good show on again on your TV. Clearly, this equality of HDTV ownership would cause great harm to you. That’s why we have laws that forbid gay couples from buying any 42″ diagonal HDTV sets, it’s to protect the sanctity of high definition television.

It’s really exactly the same with marriage. If gay couples or lesbian couples were permitted to legally marry, the existing straight couples would suffer tremendous harm, for example

Technorati Tags: Indiana, gay marriage, homo agenda, constitutional amendment, legislature, equal rights, gay couples, lesbian couples

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