Jesus H Christ Talks About H8te

Posted on December 3rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

In this video the children's fairy tale character Jesus H Christ has a few words to say about what is forbidden and what is allowed in the lunatic anthology of crazy rants known as the Holy Bible.

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Is Proposition 8 All about Bigotry?

Posted on October 27th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

Some very nice people we know and treasure have taken the time to create a revised Proposition 8 video that has all references to "gay marriage" changed to "inter-racial marriage". Thanks to our friends at Skepchick and the Skeptics Guide to the Universe Forum!

Don't give Special Rights to bigots that would let them decide who is good and who is bad. Equal = Equal.

Vote NO on Proposition 8!

Thank you very much :)

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Jeebus Industry Attacks Obama with Idiotic Faith-Based Claims

Posted on October 26th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Party of Jesus, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, child rape, hypocrite evangelists.

James Dobson Joins KKKThe Colorado hate group Fascist Pigs of the Family, founded by the bloated oinker James Dobson, has released some new smears against President-to-be-Elected Obama in their desperation to keep the Party of Jesus in power. Desperate is quite accurate in describing the latest ridiculous propaganda to foam from the mouth of Dobson. Among the preposterous fear mongering claims made by the power hungry multi-millionaire is one predicting young boys will be forced to sleep in tents with gay scoutmasters if Obama is elected.

A 6-3 liberal majority Supreme Court that results in rulings like one making gay marriage the law of the land and another forcing the Boy Scouts to "hire homosexual scoutmasters and allow them to sleep in tents with young boys." (In the imagined scenario, The Boy Scouts choose to disband rather than obey).

If ever a man has made a rewarding career out of homophobia, certainly it is oinker Dobson.

Definitions of HOMOPHOBIA on the Web:

  • Literally an uncontrollable fear of homosexuals and of homosexuality, but the term is generally used for a negative and contemptuous attitude to ...
    bitbucket.icaap.org/dict.pl
  • The fear of homosexuality as expressed by demeaning images in media texts.
    www.medialit.org/reading_room/article565.html
  • Just as individual people can be racial, ethnic or religious bigots, individuals can be homophobes or can suffer from homophobia. Homophobia is the irrational fear of gay people or any behaviour, belief or attitude in self or others which doesn't conform to rigid sex-role stereotypes. ...
    www.equity.qut.edu.au/issues/sexuality/definitions.jsp
  • An aggravated form of heterosexism. Fear of homosexuality.
    www.publiceye.org/glossary/glossary_big.html
  • The fear of homosexuals, or people thought to be lesbian, gay, or bisexual. This term is at the root of prejudice and discrimination based on an individual's sexual orientation.
    www.culturalpartnerships.org/productspubs/glossary.asp

The likelihood that President Barack Obama will actually seek to promote the rape of pure little white Christian virgin boys by very large homosexual darkly-complected overweight black scoutmasters seems fairly low to this observer. But what do I know? I don't even support the Sanctity of Bigotry!

The level of desperation currently being seen in the Religious Reich indicates quite clearly that they know the party is over. Their beloved Moron in Chief will soon be out of office, and he will be replaced with a man of intelligence, knowledge, judgment and sensibility. This leaves them with nothing to manipulate, and they hate that.

Fortunately there are many voters in this country that do not believe Obama intends to bring about the organized rape of young children. And as the wailing, crying, ridiculous claims of completely imaginary harm become more shrill, the power base of fascist pigs like Dobson will continue to decline.

Maybe someday Dobson will realize that Jeebus thinks he's a jerk.

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Fundamentalist Wingnuts Claim Obama Using Witchcraft

Posted on October 22nd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Demoncrats, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Lying Bastards, Party of Jesus, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Stoopit Religions.

Fundamentalist Wingnuts Claim Satan Wants Obama, Uses WitchcraftA number of amazingly stupid and dangerously delusional Jeebus nutters are circulating preposterous and obviously false claims that tribal relatives of Barack Obama in Kenya are using witchcraft against Senator John McBush and his sidekick FemBush in an effort to advance the cause of the fictional boogeyman Satan by bringing about the election of Senator Barack Obama.

There are plenty of people, especially in America, who are dumb enough to believe this ridiculous bullshit. We call these people Republicans. Here is some of the utterly ridiculous crap these fucktards actually believe.

[ED:Original quote removed at request of commenter below, please follow the link and form your own opinions]

(warning, this link leads to complete insanity)

It is time for this country to stop giving a default reaction of respect to the malicious lies spread by these hatemongers under the cover of religious pretense. These people are not interested in spirituality, they just want to invent any old kind of obviously preposterous racist crap to justify the bigotry that runs so deeply in them they consider it sacred and holy.

This is the face of Fundamentalism when you strip off the pretty dress and look at what is really inside. It is a desperate form of intolerance that will grab at anything, no matter how enormously stupid and completely ridiculous, if it just serves the cause of their limitless bigotry, racism, sexism and homophobia.

Let the Fundamentalist wingnuts have the Republican Party, let it go up in smoke. Let them suffer the defeat and humiliation they so richly and utterly deserve. Witchcraft will not be required, just look at what they do, and listen to what they say. By their words shall ye know them.

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Jeebus Nutter Blames Teh Gayz for Wall Street Crisis

Posted on October 1st, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Gays Cause Financial Crisis on Wall StreetA batshit crazy Christian blogger employed by the Christian Civic League of Maine has posted a blog entry claiming that Teh Gayz are responsible for the financial crisis on Wall Street. Usually there has to be at least a half dozen dead bodies laying around before Fundamentalist wingnuts and their Republican stooges begin blaming Teh Gayz. Perhaps Mike Heath was feeling generous, or maybe he just wanted to get his name on the Weird News page.

We will not pollute our MySQL database with a link to this cretins blog post, but it has been discussed at a site we do respect, Pam's House Blend.

Christian Civil League of Maine Executive Director Michael Heath writes that the financial crisis facing Wall Street is a symptom of America's sinful sexual culture, including the acceptance of gay unions.

Our crisis is a symptom, not the cause, I am not saying I know whether this financial crisis is God's judgment or not. It is not for me to know that definitively.

It seems there may be quite a few things that Mr Heath does not know, most important is that his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy does not even exist. Also there is the fact that Teh Gayz are going to cause his roof to leak, his car to stall, and even ridicule all of the stupid things he says.

And let this be a lesson to Mr Heath never to underestimate the powers of the Homo Agenda!

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California Corporations Oppose Jeebus-Bigotry of Proposition 8

Posted on September 28th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

No on 8, No on JeebusA number of large and well known California corporations have joined the many voices of reason expressing opposition to the Jeebus-brand bigotry of Proposition 8. The ballot initiative, if passed, would enshrine homophobic bigotry based on preposterous ancient superstitions directly into the California state constitution.

If the hate-based ballot measure were to pass, all existing gay marriages would be rendered null and void, future tax and marriage license fees that would be collected by the counties would be decreased, income in the wedding industry would decline, and nobody would benefit in any way whatsoever except narrow-minded bigots for Jeebus. The only benefit they would obtain is the preservation of the Sanctity of Bigotry.

Among the many organizations coming out in favor of reason, tolerance, and equal rights for all citizens are the world famous Google, Levi Strauss and Company, and bay area utility firm Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E).

Meanwhile the Jeebus industry keeps pouring money, sermons and bald faced lies into the effort to roll back equality and take away the hard earned rights for which homos have struggled so long. The lines could not possibly be more clearly drawn, rational people that live in contact with reality are opposed to this baseless and spiteful discrimination, and Christianity is the champion of fiction, untruth, bigotry and intolerance.

It is Jeebus versus progress, religion versus decency, fairy tales versus the real world. We promise to post a Ha Ha message on November 5th when the Jeebus industry goes down in flames. May this limitless, well funded campaign to promote intolerance reveal to the world the nasty underside of one of the most dangerous fairy tale based Lifestyle Choices in the world.

Just say NO to Jeebus-based intolerance!

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Jesus Loses Again in Unanimous CA Supreme Court

Posted on August 19th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Guadaulupe Benitez Crushes Jeebus Ruling on a case in which a Jeebus-brand bigoted California doctor refused to provide fertility services to a lesbian couple, the California Supreme Court has rendered a unanimous decision that even Jeebus bigot doctors who vote Republican are required to provide exactly the same services to their queer patients as they do for people that are not queer. The justices did allow bigots to get another doctor in their medical group to provide services which their religious stupidity or other form of bigotry opposes.

Since Christianity is all about having bad people to feel holier than, the decision comes as another serious loss for their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy and his Jeebus manifestation.

The decision stemmed from a lawsuit filed by Guadalupe T. Benitez, a lesbian who lives with her partner in Oceanside, a coastal city 35 miles north of San Diego, and wanted to become pregnant with donated sperm.

Benitez contended that Dr. Christine Brody, an obstetrician at the North Coast Women's Care Medical Group, told her that her religious views prevented her from performing an intrauterine insemination on a lesbian.

Another physician at the clinic, Dr. Douglas Fenton, told Benitez that the staff was uncomfortable helping her conceive a child and advised her to find a doctor outside the medical group, Benitez said.

(Boston Globe)

We applaud this decision by the California Supreme Court, just as we continue to express our overwhelming contempt for hatred, intolerance, and bigotry dressed up in a pretty religious costume.

Just say NO to ridiculous ancient drivel created by warmongering mid-east genocidal tribes.

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Californians Oppose Jeebus-Brand Anti-Gay Ballot Measure

Posted on July 18th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

Lou Sheldon, Mother Fucking Bigot AssholeThe most recent Field Poll on the subject of the Jeebus-brand anti-gay marriage constitutional bigotry amendment shows that a vast majority of registered California voters oppose bigotry even when it is wearing a pretty Jeebus dress.

The Traditional Values Coalition, and in particular the lying bastard Lou Sheldon, are welcome to roll up this poll and smoke it. Or they could use this news for other recreational purposes, including ones that might involve sitting on something. As a matter of fact I bet you can guess where Lou is welcome to shove it. Of course the TVC is only one of the bigotry sources trying once again to sell the Fear of a Queer Planet as if it was something to worry about.

The days when you could paint the word Jeebus on a pile of vile bigotry and sell it to people are, fortunately, long gone.

A very large percentage of people in California are personally acquainted with one or more gay or lesbian couples who have become married in the last 2 months. Not a single person in California has suffered any harm at all, not even a hangnail, as a result of gay marriage. The fact is that equal rights equal equal rights. It is the Fundamentalist bigots who are seeking Special Rights®, in particular they want to have the right to decide who can get married and who can not.

Well, it is too late, their tired old rhetoric has become tired and old, just like their fairy tales about an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

I'd like to thank my fellow citizens of California for taking a stand against bigotry and intolerance. You guys rock!

And Lou, there is still plenty of time to sit on it. Too bad about the Sanctity of Bigotry. Poor little thing.

Game over. Jeebus loses again.

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Epic Fail: Bigots for Jebus Lose in Kern County, California

Posted on July 9th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry.

A bigots for Jebus group, The Campaign for Children and Families, has failed in their pathetically stupid attempt to get the Kern County Commisioners to issue an illegal ban on gay marriage.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Jesus loses AGAIN. If their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy wasn't so completely fictitious maybe he would be able to do something. But the 2,000 year old fairy tales used to justify their homophobic bigotry are complete and utter fiction, from vengeful genocidal holy war to deity-sponsored rape, it's all just ugly, stupid and make relieve.

Losers.

Supervisors declined to act on the measure after Bernard Barmann, the county's lawyer, said it would be illegal for the county to adopt its own same-sex marriage ban.

Won't anybody think about the bigots?

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Two Anti-Gay Preachers Busted for Soliciting Gay Sex

Posted on July 5th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Stoopit Religions, hypocrite evangelists.

Anti-Gay Preachers Busted Soliciting Gay SexFirst we have a case in Milwaukee, Wisconsin where the bitter cold winter is over and people are going to the parks. An anti-gay homophobe for Jesus Fundamentalist Christian preacher was arrested in a police sting operation aimed at men soliciting sex in a public park. Police say after church at the Holy Redeemer Church of God in Christ on Sunday afternoon, he was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior at Milwaukee's Estabrook Park.

The mayor of District Heights, Maryland, James L. Walls Jr., was arrested April 24th in the District after allegedly offering an undercover male police officer $40 for sex in a known prostitution area, authorities said. He also serves as an associate minister at the Forestville New Redeemer Baptist Church. Note the association with the most virulently homophobic and bigoted mainstream religious denomination in America, the Baptists. De Nile is not just a river in Egypt.

These types of stories are increasingly common, and the reason this sort of thing happens is very easy to understand. The common Christian claptrap that homosexuality is a choice is completely and utterly false. Consider these two points.

  • Homosexuality is an immutable characteristic of a minority of human beings. People that are gay simply are gay, there is no escaping this fact.
  • When a person tries to deny a very basic fact about themselves, one that is tied very, very deeply to their emotional life, the truth will eventually bubble up to the surface and be manifested in actions.

If Deacon Pitchford and James L. Walls, Jr. had not been so urgently compelled to deny the truth about themselves, then their sexuality would not have needed to come out (pun intended) in a manner that is illegal and frowned upon by society. They could have gone to a gay bar, or a gay dating website, if they were not terrified of the truth about themselves.

I honestly do feel some sympathy for these men, they were not big players in the Jeebus Industry, earning a living by demonizing innocent citizens. These guys were just junior preachers who unfortunately decided to put reality in the closet in favor of superstitious fairy tales.

Both of these men would be better served by accepting the reality that they are gay, and rejecting the Sanctity of Bigotry that is so much a part of Christianity in America today. Just say NO to idiotic interpretations of completely fictitious ancient fairy tales.

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