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Jesus H Christ Talks About H8te

Posted on December 3rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

In this video the children’s fairy tale character Jesus H Christ has a few words to say about what is forbidden and what is allowed in the lunatic anthology of crazy rants known as the Holy Bible.

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Technorati Tags: Jesus, Christ, Jesus H Christ, Bible, California, H8te, Proposition 8, Proposition H8te, Mor[m]ons, equal rights, gay marriage, same-sex marriage, Sanctiity of Bigotry

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German Creates Tasteless Chocolate Jesus: White Chocolate

Posted on November 30th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Jesus Candy, Jesus' Penis, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions.

A German man has become persona non gratis with many Jeebus-Industry businesses like the Catholic Church because he is offering for sale White Chocolate Jesus candies for the holidays. The German Protestant Church has criticized the idea as “tasteless” and the Roman Catholic Church was also not very much amused.

Of course we agree to the extent that all white chocolate is essentially tasteless, unless you like a mix of sugar and milk. Any sensible man would surely use fine Belgian dark chocolate for a Jesus themed confection, after all Jesus was definitely not white. But the complaints of the Jeebus Industry are not really related to the unwise use of white chocolate to make really boring candy, they are upset because they are not getting royalties for use of the Jesus character they originally invented 1900 years ago.

The copyrights on a fairy tale really only do last for so long, and once it falls into the public domain anyone can cash in on a popular fairy tale, even if they do not try to conceal the fact that they are only in it for the money.

Frank Oynhausen set up his “Sweet Lord” chocolate Jesus-making business saying he wanted to restore some traditional religious values to Christmas in Germany.

“I started thinking about how I could reintroduce traditional religious values into this commercial world,” said Oynhausen, who had been unemployed since losing a recycling business two years ago.

So Herr Oynhausen wants to restore “Traditional Values” which obviously include the sacred act of eating Jesus, and it is just a coincidence that he is out of work and really needs the cash.

If you believe that, you probably also believe that the Pope collects money so that he can give it to the poor.

But seriously the only good Chocolate Jesus is a 71% cocoa mass Dark Chocolate Jesus. If Santa Claus brings me a White Chocolate Jesus I’m throwing a temper tantrum. And I want the genuine anatomically correct version including a Chocolate Jesus Penis too.

As Homer Simpson would say “Mmmmmm, Chocolate Jeebus”

Technorati Tags: 71% cocoa, Chocolate Jesus, Dark Chocolate, Frank Oynhausen, Jesus’ Penis, War on Christmas, White Chocolate

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Is Proposition 8 All about Bigotry?

Posted on October 27th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

Some very nice people we know and treasure have taken the time to create a revised Proposition 8 video that has all references to “gay marriage” changed to “inter-racial marriage”. Thanks to our friends at Skepchick and the Skeptics Guide to the Universe Forum!

Don’t give Special Rights to bigots that would let them decide who is good and who is bad. Equal = Equal.

Vote NO on Proposition 8!

Thank you very much

Technorati Tags: YouTube, Proposition 8, gay marriage, bigotry, christianity, holy hatred, jeebus, jesus, who would jeebus hate, protectmarriage.com, skepchick.org, homophobia, churches, intolerance, religion, Sanctity of Bigotry

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Jeebus Industry Attacks Obama with Idiotic Faith-Based Claims

Posted on October 26th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: child rape, Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, hypocrite evangelists, Lying Bastards, Party of Jesus, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

The Colorado hate group Fascist Pigs of the Family, founded by the bloated oinker James Dobson, has released some new smears against President-to-be-Elected Obama in their desperation to keep the Party of Jesus in power. Desperate is quite accurate in describing the latest ridiculous propaganda to foam from the mouth of Dobson. Among the preposterous fear mongering claims made by the power hungry multi-millionaire is one predicting young boys will be forced to sleep in tents with gay scoutmasters if Obama is elected.

A 6-3 liberal majority Supreme Court that results in rulings like one making gay marriage the law of the land and another forcing the Boy Scouts to “hire homosexual scoutmasters and allow them to sleep in tents with young boys.” (In the imagined scenario, The Boy Scouts choose to disband rather than obey).

If ever a man has made a rewarding career out of homophobia, certainly it is oinker Dobson.

Definitions of HOMOPHOBIA on the Web:

• Literally an uncontrollable fear of homosexuals and of homosexuality, but the term is generally used for a negative and contemptuous attitude to …
  bitbucket.icaap.org/dict.pl
• The fear of homosexuality as expressed by demeaning images in media texts.
  www.medialit.org/reading_room/article565.html
• Just as individual people can be racial, ethnic or religious bigots, individuals can be homophobes or can suffer from homophobia. Homophobia is the irrational fear of gay people or any behaviour, belief or attitude in self or others which doesn’t conform to rigid sex-role stereotypes. …
  www.equity.qut.edu.au/issues/sexuality/definitions.jsp
• An aggravated form of heterosexism. Fear of homosexuality.
  www.publiceye.org/glossary/glossary_big.html
• The fear of homosexuals, or people thought to be lesbian, gay, or bisexual. This term is at the root of prejudice and discrimination based on an individual’s sexual orientation.
  www.culturalpartnerships.org/productspubs/glossary.asp

The likelihood that President Barack Obama will actually seek to promote the rape of pure little white Christian virgin boys by very large homosexual darkly-complected overweight black scoutmasters seems fairly low to this observer. But what do I know? I don’t even support the Sanctity of Bigotry!

The level of desperation currently being seen in the Religious Reich indicates quite clearly that they know the party is over. Their beloved Moron in Chief will soon be out of office, and he will be replaced with a man of intelligence, knowledge, judgment and sensibility. This leaves them with nothing to manipulate, and they hate that.

Fortunately there are many voters in this country that do not believe Obama intends to bring about the organized rape of young children. And as the wailing, crying, ridiculous claims of completely imaginary harm become more shrill, the power base of fascist pigs like Dobson will continue to decline.

Maybe someday Dobson will realize that Jeebus thinks he’s a jerk.

Technorati Tags: Jeebus, Jesus, Dobson, homophobia, James Dobson, Fascists of the Family, desperation, lies, propaganda, Party of Jesus

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Fundamentalist Wingnuts Claim Obama Using Witchcraft

Posted on October 22nd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Demoncrats, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Lying Bastards, Party of Jesus, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Stoopit Religions.

A number of amazingly stupid and dangerously delusional Jeebus nutters are circulating preposterous and obviously false claims that tribal relatives of Barack Obama in Kenya are using witchcraft against Senator John McBush and his sidekick FemBush in an effort to advance the cause of the fictional boogeyman Satan by bringing about the election of Senator Barack Obama.

There are plenty of people, especially in America, who are dumb enough to believe this ridiculous bullshit. We call these people Republicans. Here is some of the utterly ridiculous crap these fucktards actually believe.

[ED:Original quote removed at request of commenter below, please follow the link and form your own opinions]

(warning, this link leads to complete insanity)

It is time for this country to stop giving a default reaction of respect to the malicious lies spread by these hatemongers under the cover of religious pretense. These people are not interested in spirituality, they just want to invent any old kind of obviously preposterous racist crap to justify the bigotry that runs so deeply in them they consider it sacred and holy.

This is the face of Fundamentalism when you strip off the pretty dress and look at what is really inside. It is a desperate form of intolerance that will grab at anything, no matter how enormously stupid and completely ridiculous, if it just serves the cause of their limitless bigotry, racism, sexism and homophobia.

Let the Fundamentalist wingnuts have the Republican Party, let it go up in smoke. Let them suffer the defeat and humiliation they so richly and utterly deserve. Witchcraft will not be required, just look at what they do, and listen to what they say. By their words shall ye know them.

Technorati Tags: Wingnuts, Fundamentalists, Witchcraft, Obama, Kenya, Flo Ellers, African Witchcraft, Odinga, stupidity, McCain, Palin, FemBush, McBush, Satan

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Insane Pat Robertson Uses Bible to Predict Nukular War

Posted on October 3rd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, hypocrite evangelists, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Professional Jeebus nutter and assassination afficionado Pat Robertson continues his march into insanity today with a prediction that Israel will conduct a nukular attack on Iran between our election and inauguration days, that Russia will jump into the war, and maybe even a few US cities will be nuked. The insane lover of illegal gun smuggling and proponent of faith-based assassinations claims that his study of Bible fairy tales is the source for his psychic psychotic vision.

Robertson said his opinion was that Israel would bomb Iranian nuclear sites between Nov. 4 and the inauguration of the United States’ new president.

Robertson tied his warning to biblical prophecy. His letter, which starts out describing his concerns about Russian aggression in Georgia, predicted that Russia would also enter the war, though the United States wouldn’t.

(link)

Technorati Tags: Jeebus, Pat Robertson, nukular, prophecy, nukular war, Israel, Iran, Russia, Bible, biblical

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Jeebus Nutter Blames Teh Gayz for Wall Street Crisis

Posted on October 1st, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

A batshit crazy Christian blogger employed by the Christian Civic League of Maine has posted a blog entry claiming that Teh Gayz are responsible for the financial crisis on Wall Street. Usually there has to be at least a half dozen dead bodies laying around before Fundamentalist wingnuts and their Republican stooges begin blaming Teh Gayz. Perhaps Mike Heath was feeling generous, or maybe he just wanted to get his name on the Weird News page.

We will not pollute our MySQL database with a link to this cretins blog post, but it has been discussed at a site we do respect, Pam’s House Blend.

Christian Civil League of Maine Executive Director Michael Heath writes that the financial crisis facing Wall Street is a symptom of America’s sinful sexual culture, including the acceptance of gay unions.

Our crisis is a symptom, not the cause, I am not saying I know whether this financial crisis is God’s judgment or not. It is not for me to know that definitively.

It seems there may be quite a few things that Mr Heath does not know, most important is that his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy does not even exist. Also there is the fact that Teh Gayz are going to cause his roof to leak, his car to stall, and even ridicule all of the stupid things he says.

And let this be a lesson to Mr Heath never to underestimate the powers of the Homo Agenda!

Technorati Tags: Homo agenda, homosexual agenda, right wingnut, wacko fundie, Christian Civic League of Maine, Mike Heath, Fundamentalist lies, homophobia, irrational fear, irrational loathing, teh gayz

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California Corporations Oppose Jeebus-Bigotry of Proposition 8

Posted on September 28th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A number of large and well known California corporations have joined the many voices of reason expressing opposition to the Jeebus-brand bigotry of Proposition 8. The ballot initiative, if passed, would enshrine homophobic bigotry based on preposterous ancient superstitions directly into the California state constitution.

If the hate-based ballot measure were to pass, all existing gay marriages would be rendered null and void, future tax and marriage license fees that would be collected by the counties would be decreased, income in the wedding industry would decline, and nobody would benefit in any way whatsoever except narrow-minded bigots for Jeebus. The only benefit they would obtain is the preservation of the Sanctity of Bigotry.

Among the many organizations coming out in favor of reason, tolerance, and equal rights for all citizens are the world famous Google, Levi Strauss and Company, and bay area utility firm Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E).

Meanwhile the Jeebus industry keeps pouring money, sermons and bald faced lies into the effort to roll back equality and take away the hard earned rights for which homos have struggled so long. The lines could not possibly be more clearly drawn, rational people that live in contact with reality are opposed to this baseless and spiteful discrimination, and Christianity is the champion of fiction, untruth, bigotry and intolerance.

It is Jeebus versus progress, religion versus decency, fairy tales versus the real world. We promise to post a Ha Ha message on November 5th when the Jeebus industry goes down in flames. May this limitless, well funded campaign to promote intolerance reveal to the world the nasty underside of one of the most dangerous fairy tale based Lifestyle Choices in the world.

Just say NO to Jeebus-based intolerance!

Technorati Tags: No on 8, Proposition 8, Google, Levis, PG&E, companies oppose bigotry, Jeebus uber alles, faith-based bigotry, homophobes for Jeebus, Equal equals equal

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Church and State, Greed and Hate

Posted on August 22nd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, editorials, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, hypocrite evangelists, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Religious Fraud, Stoopit Religions.

A majority of US citizens, including an increasing number of Republicans and conservatives, have expressed their desire to keep religion out of politics. If ever a survey brought music to our ears, this is the musical one.

Perhaps it is the 8 year reign of our compulsive liar war criminal Glorious Christian Leader that has opened the eyes of the American people. Perhaps they are tired of hypocritical Fundamentalists spreading hatred and division as if it were holiness and justice.

Maybe the good citizens of this nation remember how gung ho all of the Christian leaders were for our war of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies about Iraq.

Certainly whenever a government is considering doing something evil, like endorsing slavery, promoting bigotry, or legislating homophobia; religion is right there cheering on the hatred.

In a 63-page report out today the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life found that 50 percent of conservatives now believe that churches and other houses of worship should stay out of politics. Four years ago, only 30 percent agreed. Across the entire political spectrum, 52 percent of voters said churches should keep out of politics. Forty-five percent said they should express their views.

Whatever the hard earned lessons that are turning back the tide of Jeebus-brand theocracy in America, we cheer this happy trend on. Congratulations to our fellow Americans, let’s hear it for separation of church and state. The people in Iran should be so lucky.

(story)

Technorati Tags: church and state, greed and hate, separation of church and state, Pew report, religion and politics

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Jesus Loses Again in Unanimous CA Supreme Court

Posted on August 19th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Ruling on a case in which a Jeebus-brand bigoted California doctor refused to provide fertility services to a lesbian couple, the California Supreme Court has rendered a unanimous decision that even Jeebus bigot doctors who vote Republican are required to provide exactly the same services to their queer patients as they do for people that are not queer. The justices did allow bigots to get another doctor in their medical group to provide services which their religious stupidity or other form of bigotry opposes.

Since Christianity is all about having bad people to feel holier than, the decision comes as another serious loss for their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy and his Jeebus manifestation.

The decision stemmed from a lawsuit filed by Guadalupe T. Benitez, a lesbian who lives with her partner in Oceanside, a coastal city 35 miles north of San Diego, and wanted to become pregnant with donated sperm.

Benitez contended that Dr. Christine Brody, an obstetrician at the North Coast Women’s Care Medical Group, told her that her religious views prevented her from performing an intrauterine insemination on a lesbian.

Another physician at the clinic, Dr. Douglas Fenton, told Benitez that the staff was uncomfortable helping her conceive a child and advised her to find a doctor outside the medical group, Benitez said.

(Boston Globe)

We applaud this decision by the California Supreme Court, just as we continue to express our overwhelming contempt for hatred, intolerance, and bigotry dressed up in a pretty religious costume.

Just say NO to ridiculous ancient drivel created by warmongering mid-east genocidal tribes.

Technorati Tags: Jeebus, California, California Supreme Court, equal justice, gay rights, crushing defeat, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy

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