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US State of Jesus (formerly Utah) is Top Porn Consumer

Posted on March 3rd, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

The US State of Jesus, which was formerly named Utah, is famous for exporting sexual purity ballot measures and conducting campaigns of lies, smears, and fear mongering against sexual minorities. A recent study has found that the Jeebus-loving, hate-mongering, sexual holier than thou hypocrites from Jesus are also the nation's leading consumer of porn.

The Salt Lake Tribune, hardly an anti-Mor[m]on publication, quotes a Harvard Business School study which found Jesus (the state Jesus, not the fictional super pal) was the biggest consumer of hot, cum-dripping love buckets just starving for their stiff, sexually-pure heterosexual Jeebus-blessed rods.

If I wanted to be a hypocrite, I guess I could send out of state agitators to a more civilized state and help pass laws that discriminate against sexual minorities, then whack off in front of my computer to pictures of Suzi Que taking the whole thing. I'm not a Mor[m]on though.

Technorati Tags: Utah, Jesus, Mor[m]ons, Porn, #1, Harvard Business School, Beehive State, Jesus state, Proposition H8, Journal of Economic Perspectives, online porn subscription, Mother fuckers,

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Catholic News Agency Says Cancer Cure from Virgin Mary

Posted on January 24th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Sighince, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions.

An Italian Catholic news agency, Zenit, has published reports of an alleged cancer cure with the uncontested claim that this supposed medical treatment is sponsored by the mythical Virgin Mary.

The report, by the English Catholic journalist Edward Pentin, conspicuously fails to explain precisely how this tumour-reducing drug works, and repeats utterly meaningless "research findings". However the company making money from Catholics, who are obviously predisposed to believe things in the absence of evidence, offers the following bullshit in lieu of medical information.

CellAdam works by breaking down a shield that is preventing cancer cells from communicating with the body’s natural immune system, allowing it to kill the cancer cells. “It is putting back your immune system into balance,” explains Beke, “assisting your immune system to cure the cancer, enhancing your own system to be natural and letting a natural process take over a sick body.” Certain cells react better than others to the drug, such as breast, lung and large intestinal cancer cells, melanoma malignum and certain types of obstetric tumours. But even large tumours can be blocked by CellAdam, claims Biostemworld.

It’s [sic] best track record, however, is as a cancer prevention therapy. When used as a dietary supplement, it works by building up the body’s adult stem cell count. Stem cells can decrease by as much as 80% in the course of a lifetime, leading to signs of ageing, a weakened immune system, and diseases such as cancer. With CellAdam and its other nature-based drugs, Biostemworld claims it can restore that count by as much as 75%, exceeding a similar product in California by 50%. Not only do they prevent cancer, but other diseases too.

The clever marketing ploy these cons are using to fleece the sheeple seems to be a unique blend of New Age I'll-believe-anything mumbo jumbo with the well established gullibility of those already afflicted with religious delusions about invisible super virgin faerie mothers that live in the sky.

What if the folks who developed this miracle cure were offering you a chance to get in on the ground floor of this "unique Business Opportunity"? Now do you believe that the Virgin Mary is cashing in sponsoring this breakthrough?

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Technorati Tags: Miracle, miraculous, marian apparition, medical fraud, business opportunity, Zenit, biostemworld, cellAdam, sheeple, gullibility, Catholic, Virgin Mary

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Gold Encrusted Pope Decries Selfishness in Front Of Golden Throne Chair

Posted on December 25th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, Schools, Stoopit Religions, child rape, hypocrite evangelists.

The CEO of the world's wealthiest corporate-state has spoken out against selfishness while wearing a gold ring, a gold crucifix, and vestments richly embroidered with gold lame, all while posing for photographs in front of a lavishly decorated and jewel embedded golden throne chair.

The lavishly outfitted Rat in a Hat, who clawed his way to the top of the Roman Catholic corporate ladder with a highly successful campaign to obstruct investigations of child abuse by Catholic priests [PDF], said people should not think just about themselves in times of economic crisis.

Does this mean that a Catholic Cardinal who becomes aware of a priest committing felony sex crimes against innocent children should not think just about himself and try to cover up the crime?

Surely the Church would not worry about losing money more than caring for children.

It's good to know that the head of the wealthiest corporate-state on the planet thinks we should not be greedy. I wonder how much his golden throne chair weighs?

Technorati Tags: ratzinger, xmas, Christmas, Christmas message, Urbi et Orbi, Rat in a Hat, Vatican, priest rape, coverups, sex crimes, child molesters, Pope Benedict XVI, Joseph Ratzinger, Conference of Catholic Bishops, Crimine solicitationies, Cardinal Law, Nazi Ratzi

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Rat in a Hat Says Gays As Big a Threat As Climate Change

Posted on December 23rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Rants, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, child rape, hypocrite evangelists.

The multi-billionaire head of the Holy Roman Altar Boy Rape Corporation has delivered his Christmas present to the gay community. On Monday 12/22/2008 the former Hitler youth said that saving humanity from homosexuals is as important as dealing with climate change.

One wonders if he has been secretly dating Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern. Both of these seemingly insane Christians claim that ho mo sexuals pose a huge threat, in the case of Sally Kern the threat is limited to the United States of America, but Nazi Ratzi trumps that bitch by claiming that gays are a threat to the entire human species worldwide.

I would be content to just ridicule fucktards like Ratzinger and leave it at that, but also in the news today is the story of the brutal gang rape of a lesbian woman by men who used hateful homophobic slurs while brutalizing this innocent victim. It appears these subhuman creatures targeted the victim because her car had a rainbow sticker.

Avy Skolnik, a coordinator with the New York-based National Coalition of Anti-Violence Programs, noted that gay, lesbian and transgender crime victims may be more reluctant than straight victims to contact the police.
The organization, a network of nonprofits working to reduce anti-gay bias in 35 cities, counted 70 sexual assaults involving gay or transgender victims in 2007. In the vast majority of cases, the alleged perpetrators were straight men, Skolnik said.
"Assailants target LGBT people of all gender identities with sexual assault," he said. "Such targeting is one of the most cruel, dehumanizing, and violent forms of hate violence that our communities experience."
Skolnik said the group has noticed a dramatic spike in the number of bias-related murders this year involving gay and lesbian victims and plans to analyze the data to see if the increase may be related to the gay marriage bans that appeared on ballots this year in California, Arizona and Florida.
"Anytime there is an anti-LGBT initiative, we tend to see spikes both in the numbers and the severity of attacks," he said. "People feel this extra entitlement to act out their prejudice."

So when idiots like the Rat in a Hat and Sally Kern issue their amazingly stupid homophobic slurs the idiocy of their disgusting vomit-flavored words seems to inspire the least human beings among us to justify their sociopathic behavior, as if somehow their brutality is justified by the second class status of their victims.

The Rat in a Hat contributes to the atmosphere of hatred and intolerance toward gay people when he issues retarded slurs like the one yesterday. Sure he puts a pretty dress on it and pretends he still loves gay people, but the cretins who use homophobia to justify their crimes or political campaigns are quick to ignore his concessions.

Just say NO to former Nazi youth who ordered American bishops to conceal sex crimes against children committed by their employees.

Fuck you, Ratzinger.

Technorati Tags: Ratzinger, homophobia, Rat in a Hat, bigotry, lesbian rape, Sally Kern, climate change, Richmond CA, National Coalition of Anti-Violence Programs, Avy Skolnik, K reward

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Vatican Opposes Stem Cell Research, Nobody Cares

Posted on December 14th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions.

The Holy Roman Altar Boy Rape Corporation has reaffirmed their opposition to stem cell research. The organization that has achieved worldwide fame for massive coverups of child molesting priests also indicated that in vitro fertilization is very, very naughty because the parish priest does not get to fantasize about a couple he married doing it.

In a stunning show of nearly human compassion, however, the world's largest superstitious cult based corporation indicated people might not burn in hell for all time just for adopting an embryo. I bet a lot of fertility doctors issued a huge sigh of relief over that ruling!

The official eunuch, or at least celibate, spokesperson (altar boys don't count) for the Rat in a Hat, a little gnomish looking creep named Monsignor Elio Sgreccia also indicated that women who take the drug RU-486 after being raped, or even molested by their parish priest, are committing a "gravely immoral act".

Nobody seemed to care very much what these shriveled up old men in Rome had to say. No abortion clinics or fertility clinics shut down overnight. No doctors or scientists seemed to abandon their careers or decide to stop helping people.

Mostly it was just a bunch of noise from shriveled up creeps living lives of extreme luxury with billions of dollars collected from poor people afflicted with religious delusions. Meh.

Technorati Tags: Holy Roman Altar Boy Corporation, Monsignor Elio Sgreccia, Vatican, Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, Rat in a Hat, Nazi Ratzi, Donum Vitae, morning-after pill, stem cell research, in-vitro fertilization

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Jeebus Industry Leader Forced To Resign For Not Hating Gays

Posted on December 12th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, hypocrite evangelists.

Rev. Richard Cizik, a long time Jeebus Industry leader, has been forced to resign his position as the VP of Church and State Theocracy at the National Association of Evangelicals. His crime, one that is considered extremely serious in the Jeebus Industry, was a public statement suggesting that known, practicing homosexuals should have some rights. Not equal rights, just civil unions, sort of like the back of the bus for queers.

In the Jeebus Industry in the United States it is absolutely not acceptable to suggest that gay persons should be treated with anything except expensive campaigns of smears and malicious lies used to deny equal rights under the law. While civil unions are not equal to marriage, it is hardly malicious to suggest that gays should have some sort of civil rights, thus the huge uproar. Plus to make it even worse he made these comments on the ultra liberal commie heathen evolutionist radio network NPR!

Besides the sinful support of some sort of recognition of gay couples, Reverend Cizik also offended Jeebus Industry customers by admitting in public that he had voted for Barack Hussein Obama, a man who many Jeebus Industry customers consider to be a muslim that pals around with terr'ists.

Clearly Cizik failed miserably when it comes to hating all of the right people. This is why he had to go, for failure to meet minimum levels of pious intolerance and hatred. Must support Bigotry!

Technorati Tags: Cizik, Evangelicals, Homophobia, gay marriage, civil unions, NPR, Jeebus Industry

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A Day Without A Gay – Maybe Not Such a Good Idea

Posted on December 10th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, hypocrite evangelists.

As a gay man in a grandfathered California same sex marriage, I'm as much interested in equal rights under the law as anybody else. I am vehemently opposed to Jeebus-based intolerance, and I think calling Mormons Morons is a vast understatement of the facts. It is quite possible that you will not meet anyone with more contempt for Jeebus-brand superstitious cults.

With that in mind, please be assured that I'm not being homophobic or self loathing when I say that I have serious reservations about the wisdom of the Day Without a Gay idea. I certainly like the idea of gay people trying to draw attention to the injustice that has been done in California and elsewhere in the name of the God of sexism, racism, genocide and homophobia. I just worry that a Day Without a Gay is likely to be counterproductive.

It seems to me that this action might tend to antagonize non-gay coworkers who might otherwise tend to support equal rights for all human beings. In order for gays and lesbians to win our struggle against the overwhelming stupidity and malice of Christianity we need to recruit allies (I like that word recruit!) instead of pissing them off.

So that is my opinion, other people may have perfectly valid opinions that differ from mine. Since I retired from the corporate world 2 years ago, and I run my teeny tiny web hosting operation from home anyway, I'm not in a position to participate even if I did agree with the plan.

So it goes. Jeebus thinks they are jerks anyway.

Technorati Tags: Day Without A Gay, gay rights, equal rights, justice, same sex marriage, stupid religions, Mormon, Mor[m]on, Jeebus, Christianity, Latter Day Homophobes

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Jesus H Christ Talks About H8te

Posted on December 3rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

In this video the children's fairy tale character Jesus H Christ has a few words to say about what is forbidden and what is allowed in the lunatic anthology of crazy rants known as the Holy Bible.

Buy your Jeebus ≠ H8te merchandise at Jeebus Biz

Technorati Tags: Jesus, Christ, Jesus H Christ, Bible, California, H8te, Proposition 8, Proposition H8te, Mor[m]ons, equal rights, gay marriage, same-sex marriage, Sanctiity of Bigotry

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German Creates Tasteless Chocolate Jesus: White Chocolate

Posted on November 30th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Jesus Candy, Jesus' Penis, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions.

A German man has become persona non gratis with many Jeebus-Industry businesses like the Catholic Church because he is offering for sale White Chocolate Jesus candies for the holidays. The German Protestant Church has criticized the idea as "tasteless" and the Roman Catholic Church was also not very much amused.

Of course we agree to the extent that all white chocolate is essentially tasteless, unless you like a mix of sugar and milk. Any sensible man would surely use fine Belgian dark chocolate for a Jesus themed confection, after all Jesus was definitely not white. But the complaints of the Jeebus Industry are not really related to the unwise use of white chocolate to make really boring candy, they are upset because they are not getting royalties for use of the Jesus character they originally invented 1900 years ago.

The copyrights on a fairy tale really only do last for so long, and once it falls into the public domain anyone can cash in on a popular fairy tale, even if they do not try to conceal the fact that they are only in it for the money.

Frank Oynhausen set up his "Sweet Lord" chocolate Jesus-making business saying he wanted to restore some traditional religious values to Christmas in Germany.

"I started thinking about how I could reintroduce traditional religious values into this commercial world," said Oynhausen, who had been unemployed since losing a recycling business two years ago.

So Herr Oynhausen wants to restore "Traditional Values" which obviously include the sacred act of eating Jesus, and it is just a coincidence that he is out of work and really needs the cash.

If you believe that, you probably also believe that the Pope collects money so that he can give it to the poor.

But seriously the only good Chocolate Jesus is a 71% cocoa mass Dark Chocolate Jesus. If Santa Claus brings me a White Chocolate Jesus I'm throwing a temper tantrum. And I want the genuine anatomically correct version including a Chocolate Jesus Penis too.

As Homer Simpson would say "Mmmmmm, Chocolate Jeebus"

Technorati Tags: 71% cocoa, Chocolate Jesus, Dark Chocolate, Frank Oynhausen, Jesus' Penis, War on Christmas, White Chocolate

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Is Proposition 8 All about Bigotry?

Posted on October 27th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

Some very nice people we know and treasure have taken the time to create a revised Proposition 8 video that has all references to "gay marriage" changed to "inter-racial marriage". Thanks to our friends at Skepchick and the Skeptics Guide to the Universe Forum!

Don't give Special Rights to bigots that would let them decide who is good and who is bad. Equal = Equal.

Vote NO on Proposition 8!

Thank you very much

Technorati Tags: YouTube, Proposition 8, gay marriage, bigotry, christianity, holy hatred, jeebus, jesus, who would jeebus hate, protectmarriage.com, skepchick.org, homophobia, churches, intolerance, religion, Sanctity of Bigotry

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