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Insane Pat Robertson Uses Bible to Predict Nukular War

Posted on October 3rd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, hypocrite evangelists.

Professional Jeebus nutter and assassination afficionado Pat Robertson continues his march into insanity today with a prediction that Israel will conduct a nukular attack on Iran between our election and inauguration days, that Russia will jump into the war, and maybe even a few US cities will be nuked. The insane lover of illegal gun smuggling and proponent of faith-based assassinations claims that his study of Bible fairy tales is the source for his psychic psychotic vision.

Robertson said his opinion was that Israel would bomb Iranian nuclear sites between Nov. 4 and the inauguration of the United States’ new president.

Robertson tied his warning to biblical prophecy. His letter, which starts out describing his concerns about Russian aggression in Georgia, predicted that Russia would also enter the war, though the United States wouldn’t.

(link)

Technorati Tags: Jeebus, Pat Robertson, nukular, prophecy, nukular war, Israel, Iran, Russia, Bible, biblical

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Jeebus Nutter Blames Teh Gayz for Wall Street Crisis

Posted on October 1st, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

A batshit crazy Christian blogger employed by the Christian Civic League of Maine has posted a blog entry claiming that Teh Gayz are responsible for the financial crisis on Wall Street. Usually there has to be at least a half dozen dead bodies laying around before Fundamentalist wingnuts and their Republican stooges begin blaming Teh Gayz. Perhaps Mike Heath was feeling generous, or maybe he just wanted to get his name on the Weird News page.

We will not pollute our MySQL database with a link to this cretins blog post, but it has been discussed at a site we do respect, Pam’s House Blend.

Christian Civil League of Maine Executive Director Michael Heath writes that the financial crisis facing Wall Street is a symptom of America’s sinful sexual culture, including the acceptance of gay unions.

Our crisis is a symptom, not the cause, I am not saying I know whether this financial crisis is God’s judgment or not. It is not for me to know that definitively.

It seems there may be quite a few things that Mr Heath does not know, most important is that his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy does not even exist. Also there is the fact that Teh Gayz are going to cause his roof to leak, his car to stall, and even ridicule all of the stupid things he says.

And let this be a lesson to Mr Heath never to underestimate the powers of the Homo Agenda!

Technorati Tags: Homo agenda, homosexual agenda, right wingnut, wacko fundie, Christian Civic League of Maine, Mike Heath, Fundamentalist lies, homophobia, irrational fear, irrational loathing, teh gayz

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California Corporations Oppose Jeebus-Bigotry of Proposition 8

Posted on September 28th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A number of large and well known California corporations have joined the many voices of reason expressing opposition to the Jeebus-brand bigotry of Proposition 8. The ballot initiative, if passed, would enshrine homophobic bigotry based on preposterous ancient superstitions directly into the California state constitution.

If the hate-based ballot measure were to pass, all existing gay marriages would be rendered null and void, future tax and marriage license fees that would be collected by the counties would be decreased, income in the wedding industry would decline, and nobody would benefit in any way whatsoever except narrow-minded bigots for Jeebus. The only benefit they would obtain is the preservation of the Sanctity of Bigotry.

Among the many organizations coming out in favor of reason, tolerance, and equal rights for all citizens are the world famous Google, Levi Strauss and Company, and bay area utility firm Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E).

Meanwhile the Jeebus industry keeps pouring money, sermons and bald faced lies into the effort to roll back equality and take away the hard earned rights for which homos have struggled so long. The lines could not possibly be more clearly drawn, rational people that live in contact with reality are opposed to this baseless and spiteful discrimination, and Christianity is the champion of fiction, untruth, bigotry and intolerance.

It is Jeebus versus progress, religion versus decency, fairy tales versus the real world. We promise to post a Ha Ha message on November 5th when the Jeebus industry goes down in flames. May this limitless, well funded campaign to promote intolerance reveal to the world the nasty underside of one of the most dangerous fairy tale based Lifestyle Choices in the world.

Just say NO to Jeebus-based intolerance!

Technorati Tags: No on 8, Proposition 8, Google, Levis, PG&E, companies oppose bigotry, Jeebus uber alles, faith-based bigotry, homophobes for Jeebus, Equal equals equal

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Church and State, Greed and Hate

Posted on August 22nd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Religious Fraud, Stoopit Religions, editorials, hypocrite evangelists.

A majority of US citizens, including an increasing number of Republicans and conservatives, have expressed their desire to keep religion out of politics. If ever a survey brought music to our ears, this is the musical one.

Perhaps it is the 8 year reign of our compulsive liar war criminal Glorious Christian Leader that has opened the eyes of the American people. Perhaps they are tired of hypocritical Fundamentalists spreading hatred and division as if it were holiness and justice.

Maybe the good citizens of this nation remember how gung ho all of the Christian leaders were for our war of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies about Iraq.

Certainly whenever a government is considering doing something evil, like endorsing slavery, promoting bigotry, or legislating homophobia; religion is right there cheering on the hatred.

In a 63-page report out today the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life found that 50 percent of conservatives now believe that churches and other houses of worship should stay out of politics. Four years ago, only 30 percent agreed. Across the entire political spectrum, 52 percent of voters said churches should keep out of politics. Forty-five percent said they should express their views.

Whatever the hard earned lessons that are turning back the tide of Jeebus-brand theocracy in America, we cheer this happy trend on. Congratulations to our fellow Americans, let’s hear it for separation of church and state. The people in Iran should be so lucky.

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Technorati Tags: church and state, greed and hate, separation of church and state, Pew report, religion and politics

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Jesus Loses Again in Unanimous CA Supreme Court

Posted on August 19th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Ruling on a case in which a Jeebus-brand bigoted California doctor refused to provide fertility services to a lesbian couple, the California Supreme Court has rendered a unanimous decision that even Jeebus bigot doctors who vote Republican are required to provide exactly the same services to their queer patients as they do for people that are not queer. The justices did allow bigots to get another doctor in their medical group to provide services which their religious stupidity or other form of bigotry opposes.

Since Christianity is all about having bad people to feel holier than, the decision comes as another serious loss for their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy and his Jeebus manifestation.

The decision stemmed from a lawsuit filed by Guadalupe T. Benitez, a lesbian who lives with her partner in Oceanside, a coastal city 35 miles north of San Diego, and wanted to become pregnant with donated sperm.

Benitez contended that Dr. Christine Brody, an obstetrician at the North Coast Women’s Care Medical Group, told her that her religious views prevented her from performing an intrauterine insemination on a lesbian.

Another physician at the clinic, Dr. Douglas Fenton, told Benitez that the staff was uncomfortable helping her conceive a child and advised her to find a doctor outside the medical group, Benitez said.

(Boston Globe)

We applaud this decision by the California Supreme Court, just as we continue to express our overwhelming contempt for hatred, intolerance, and bigotry dressed up in a pretty religious costume.

Just say NO to ridiculous ancient drivel created by warmongering mid-east genocidal tribes.

Technorati Tags: Jeebus, California, California Supreme Court, equal justice, gay rights, crushing defeat, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy

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Californians Oppose Jeebus-Brand Anti-Gay Ballot Measure

Posted on July 18th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions.

The most recent Field Poll on the subject of the Jeebus-brand anti-gay marriage constitutional bigotry amendment shows that a vast majority of registered California voters oppose bigotry even when it is wearing a pretty Jeebus dress.

The Traditional Values Coalition, and in particular the lying bastard Lou Sheldon, are welcome to roll up this poll and smoke it. Or they could use this news for other recreational purposes, including ones that might involve sitting on something. As a matter of fact I bet you can guess where Lou is welcome to shove it. Of course the TVC is only one of the bigotry sources trying once again to sell the Fear of a Queer Planet as if it was something to worry about.

The days when you could paint the word Jeebus on a pile of vile bigotry and sell it to people are, fortunately, long gone.

A very large percentage of people in California are personally acquainted with one or more gay or lesbian couples who have become married in the last 2 months. Not a single person in California has suffered any harm at all, not even a hangnail, as a result of gay marriage. The fact is that equal rights equal equal rights. It is the Fundamentalist bigots who are seeking Special Rights®, in particular they want to have the right to decide who can get married and who can not.

Well, it is too late, their tired old rhetoric has become tired and old, just like their fairy tales about an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

I’d like to thank my fellow citizens of California for taking a stand against bigotry and intolerance. You guys rock!

And Lou, there is still plenty of time to sit on it. Too bad about the Sanctity of Bigotry. Poor little thing.

Game over. Jeebus loses again.

Technorati Tags: Field Poll, Ballot Initiative, Jeebus, Lou Sheldon, Sanctity of Bigotry, Traditional Values Coalition, bigotry, intolerance, Christianity, homophobia, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, sit on it, Special Rights

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Epic Fail: Bigots for Jebus Lose in Kern County, California

Posted on July 9th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry.

A bigots for Jebus group, The Campaign for Children and Families, has failed in their pathetically stupid attempt to get the Kern County Commisioners to issue an illegal ban on gay marriage.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Jesus loses AGAIN. If their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy wasn’t so completely fictitious maybe he would be able to do something. But the 2,000 year old fairy tales used to justify their homophobic bigotry are complete and utter fiction, from vengeful genocidal holy war to deity-sponsored rape, it’s all just ugly, stupid and make relieve.

Losers.

Supervisors declined to act on the measure after Bernard Barmann, the county’s lawyer, said it would be illegal for the county to adopt its own same-sex marriage ban.

Won’t anybody think about the bigots?

Technorati Tags: homophobes for Jebus, losers, wankers, morons, Christians, Kern County, Campaign for Children and Families

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Two Anti-Gay Preachers Busted for Soliciting Gay Sex

Posted on July 5th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Stoopit Religions, hypocrite evangelists.

First we have a case in Milwaukee, Wisconsin where the bitter cold winter is over and people are going to the parks. An anti-gay homophobe for Jesus Fundamentalist Christian preacher was arrested in a police sting operation aimed at men soliciting sex in a public park. Police say after church at the Holy Redeemer Church of God in Christ on Sunday afternoon, he was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior at Milwaukee’s Estabrook Park.

The mayor of District Heights, Maryland, James L. Walls Jr., was arrested April 24th in the District after allegedly offering an undercover male police officer $40 for sex in a known prostitution area, authorities said. He also serves as an associate minister at the Forestville New Redeemer Baptist Church. Note the association with the most virulently homophobic and bigoted mainstream religious denomination in America, the Baptists. De Nile is not just a river in Egypt.

These types of stories are increasingly common, and the reason this sort of thing happens is very easy to understand. The common Christian claptrap that homosexuality is a choice is completely and utterly false. Consider these two points.

• Homosexuality is an immutable characteristic of a minority of human beings. People that are gay simply are gay, there is no escaping this fact.
• When a person tries to deny a very basic fact about themselves, one that is tied very, very deeply to their emotional life, the truth will eventually bubble up to the surface and be manifested in actions.

If Deacon Pitchford and James L. Walls, Jr. had not been so urgently compelled to deny the truth about themselves, then their sexuality would not have needed to come out (pun intended) in a manner that is illegal and frowned upon by society. They could have gone to a gay bar, or a gay dating website, if they were not terrified of the truth about themselves.

I honestly do feel some sympathy for these men, they were not big players in the Jeebus Industry, earning a living by demonizing innocent citizens. These guys were just junior preachers who unfortunately decided to put reality in the closet in favor of superstitious fairy tales.

Both of these men would be better served by accepting the reality that they are gay, and rejecting the Sanctity of Bigotry that is so much a part of Christianity in America today. Just say NO to idiotic interpretations of completely fictitious ancient fairy tales.

Technorati Tags: James L. Walls Jr., Jerome Pitchford, busted, homophobia, denial, Baptist, gay sting, public park, solicittation, prostitution, De Nile, denial, Milwaukee, Districy Heights, Maryland, Wisconsin

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Preacher Who Advocated Murder of Homos Loses Again in Court

Posted on June 5th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A Jeebus-loving professional hatemonger preacher has had the appeal of his lawsuit turned down as frivolous by the Wisconsin State Supreme Court. The Rev. Grant Storms of New Orleans sued Action Wisconsin after it excerpted a 2003 speech he made in Milwaukee on “homo-fascism” in the city, which the group said revealed his advocating the murder of gays. In his homophobic hate filled Christian tirade the preacher had made noises like gunfire while talking about shooting homosexual persons, no doubt in order to spread The Good News.

In addition to losing the case, the preacher who advocated cold-blooded murder was also forced to pay the court costs of the gay group he sued in the original case, the first appeal, and the supreme court appeal, his legal bills now amount to $120,000 and he still does not have one dead homo for his trophy room.

According to court records:

Timothy O’Brien, president of the Madison-based Action Wisconsin, became concerned when he learned the nature of the comments made and that state Sen. Tom Reynolds (R-West Allis) had attended the conference. O’Brien said he purchased tapes of the speeches from the church group’s Web site.

O’Brien said in a press release that Storms’ comments advocated the murder of gays, something Storms denied.

Storms, who hosts a talk show on a New Orleans radio station, considers himself a Christian activist and has protested what he calls “the homosexual agenda.” And now, according to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, he’s a loser too.

Technorati Tags: Hate monger preacher, Rev. Grant Storms, homophobia, terrorism, terroristic threats, incitement to murder, Jesus, Christianity, Sanctity of Bigotry

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Ohio Republican Possibly More Batshit Crazy than Sally Kern

Posted on May 31st, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

An Ohio Party of Jesus legislator may be trying to steal the Batshit Crazy Tiara from famous Oklahoma lunatic Sally Kern.

When someone pushed his crazy response button by mentioning a bill pending in the Ohio legislature that would outlaw discrimination in housing and employment against gays and lesbians, Wagner responded with a typical Fundamentalist Disorder psychotic rant.

“[T]his is a dangerous and misguided bill. The bill is not really about people being denied rights to basic needs, but it is about promoting acceptance of an immoral lifestyle. As much as some people would have us to believe otherwise, this country was founded on Christian principles. One of those long honored principles is the tradition of holy matrimony. One man and one woman joined together in a union that goes as far back as Adam and Eve. As our society has gotten further from that standard (not just homosexuality, but easy divorce, cheating on a spouse, etc.) we see a continued collapse of the basic building block of society the family unit. As that traditional family erodes, we see more sexually transmitted diseases, kids without parents, heartbroken people and I believe a host of mental and physical illnesses. . . . rest assured I can not support a bill in any way promotes or encourages the homosexual lifestyle.”

So apparently this bill, which outlaws denying employment or shelter to people just because they are gay or lesbian, is not about denying employment or shelter to people just because they are gay or lesbian. It must be about promoting divorce, distributing STDs, the Founding Fathers of our great nation, and adultery (which in Ohio is strictly a heterosexual sin, teh geys can not get teh matrimony). Gays are clearly responsible for all of the problems of modern society, including Representative Wagner’s mental illness.

It is interesting to note that 100% of the batshit crazy legislators who have a magic button used to produce a psychotic rant, 100% of these loonies are members of the Party of Jesus.

When the Republican Party accepted the marriage proposal, years ago, from the most rabidly right-wing Fundamentalist nutters, they brought insanity into the Party of Jesus candidate gene pool.

As more and more crazy Fundamentalist nutters compete with the likes of Sally Kern, more and more sane human beings are driven away from the Party of Jesus. It seems as if, in the long run, Democracy may win out by giving larger megaphones to the crazy nutters that seek to sow hatred and bigotry into the fabric of our lives. This one is certainly, undeniably a nutter!

Technorati Tags: Jeff Wagner, Party of Jesus, Ohio Legislature, Batshit crazy, Fundamentalist disorder, gay marriage, adultery, divorce, H.B. 502

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