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Maine Voters Set to Choose Between Jesus or Justice

Posted on November 3rd, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Priest Rape, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, editorials, equal rights.

Today, November 3, 2009, voters in the great state of Maine will go to the polls to vote on Question 1, a ballot measure based on California Proposition H8 that would render null and void the legality of same-sex marriage in Maine despite the fact that their "activist" legislature and "activist" Governor passed and signed a law to establish equal marriage rights for all citizens.

Of course among the most prominent sponsors of Question 1 are major Jeebus Industry organizations such as the Holy Roman Catholic Church - which has reduced child rape up to 5% this year, and other self righteous groups who actually believe they have an invisible super pal who lives in a secret compartment concealed behind the sky and cries every time two guys kiss.

There also are some people who do believe in an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy yet still think each person should have equal justice under the law, but these are ordinary people who work at honest jobs, not priests who wear dresses, complain about other people's morality, then leer at 12 year old altar boys.

Most religious leaders are still desperately interested in protecting the Sanctity of Bigotry because it gives them an imagined handle on moral superiority and it sure brings in the cash from homophobic parishioners.

And it barely needs to be said that the Republican Party, a/k/a Party of Jesus, would be perfectly happy if they could ride a wave of fear mongering, homophobia, and spiteful innuendo to election victory. It has worked for them in the past.

Will this be the first time in the United States that the Jeebus Industry loses at the polls with one of their piously spiteful ballot measures? As a militant atheist fag I sure hope it will be.

Good luck to the wonderful people of Maine!

Technorati Tags: Question 1, Maine, homophobia, Altar boy rape, catholic priests, Jeebus, Jeebus industry, organized homophobia, same-sex marriage, gay marriage, equal rights, equal justice, Republican, Party of Jesus

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Lutheran Leaders Assault the Sanctity of Bigotry

Posted on August 22nd, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Sanctity of Bigotry, editorials.

The whatchamahoozie central steering committee, or whatever it is called, of the Lutheran Church in the United States has like, totally destroyed the Sanctity of Bigotry by deciding to let known, practicing homosexuals act as church-sanctioned clergy persons. Won't anybody think of the poor little bigots? How can they be holier than fags if their preacher is a fag?!?!?!? I mean WTF?

If Lutherans are not going to hate fags can they still claim to be Christians?

The worst part of it is that they had their convention in Minneapolis, the home state of America's craziest bigoted US Congresswoman, Michelle "Death Panels" Bachmann. We wonder what she thinks of this shameful suggestion that fags should be treated as if they were actual people.

The next thing you know these gol darn Lutherans will be saying poor people should have medical coverage!

Technorati Tags: Lutherans, gay clergy, Minneapolis, Michelle Bachmann, gays, homosexuals, Sanctity of Bigotry

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Whereas Sally Hates Fags

Posted on June 28th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions, child rape, faith based terrorism.

Oklahoma state representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus - website) is in the news again, this time for a Jeebus Hates Fags resolution she introduced in the Just an Okie from Oklahoma Legislature Yeee Hah! ride 'em cow bitch.

The item purports to represent the wishes of the people of Oklahoma, including every single trailer park, as it lays out the theological supremacy of her favorite brand of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, and claims that only Biblical concepts of morality are legitimate in Oklahoma.

WHEREAS, the people of Oklahoma have a strong tradition of reliance upon the Creator of the Universe; and
WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and
WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; and
WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and
WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and
WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;
NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE.

Sally wants our great nation to base our morality on Biblical Family Values, like going to a neighboring city, killing all of the men and boys, killing all of the women who are not virgins, and taking the virgin females back home as property to be used as sex slaves.

1) Murder, rape, and pillage at Jabesh-gilead (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)

So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. "This is what you are to do," they said. "Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin." Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan.

The Israelite assembly sent a peace delegation to the little remnant of Benjamin who were living at the rock of Rimmon. Then the men of Benjamin returned to their homes, and the four hundred women of Jabesh-gilead who were spared were given to them as wives. But there were not enough women for all of them. The people felt sorry for Benjamin because the LORD had left this gap in the tribes of Israel. So the Israelite leaders asked, "How can we find wives for the few who remain, since all the women of the tribe of Benjamin are dead? There must be heirs for the survivors so that an entire tribe of Israel will not be lost forever. But we cannot give them our own daughters in marriage because we have sworn with a solemn oath that anyone who does this will fall under God's curse."

Then they thought of the annual festival of the LORD held in Shiloh, between Lebonah and Bethel, along the east side of the road that goes from Bethel to Shechem. They told the men of Benjamin who still needed wives, "Go and hide in the vineyards. When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife! And when their fathers and brothers come to us in protest, we will tell them, 'Please be understanding. Let them have your daughters, for we didn't find enough wives for them when we destroyed Jabesh-gilead. And you are not guilty of breaking the vow since you did not give your daughters in marriage to them.'" So the men of Benjamin did as they were told. They kidnapped the women who took part in the celebration and carried them off to the land of their own inheritance. Then they rebuilt their towns and lived in them. So the assembly of Israel departed by tribes and families, and they returned to their own homes.

Sorry Sally, but as a legally married homo I have to tell you that your concept of morailty is disgusting and perverted.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, homophobia, god hates fags, rape, bible, murder, genocide, Oklahoma, party of jesus

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Jeebus-Brand Terr’ist Murders Doctor in Church

Posted on June 1st, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Religious Wingnuts, Stoopit Religions, faith based terrorism.

Murder suspect Scott Roeder is a member of the ultra-Jeebus Operation Rescue organization, and he has a prior criminal record for terr'ist activities like driving around with bomb making materials in his car.

Obviously if there really was a Jeebus, he would think this guy is a jerk.

When a person commits a crime intended to strike fear into others or otherwise advance a religious cause we call this person a terr'ist.

The connection between Fundamentalist religious delusions and terr'ism is one of practicing what is preached. Fundamentalist religious delusions of all brands are inherently intolerant of differing points of view. If they did not want to force everyone to follow their delusional belief system, then they would not be Fundamentalists.

We suggest that all persons in all cultures and all nations should just say NO to ridiculous ancient fairy tales used to justify horrendous crimes against common decency.

Technorati Tags: Scott Roder, terr'ism, terr'ist, Jebus, Jeebus, Christianity, Kansas, Operation Rescue, murder, George Tiller, abortion doctor

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Sally Kern Identifies New Threat at UN

Posted on May 12th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Party of Jesus, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, child rape.

Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus), a famously idiotic and paranoid delusional Fundietard, has identified a new and serious threat to the Sanctity of Brutal Punishments - a UN resolution being considered by the US Congress that she imagines poses a direct threat to the rights of Fundietards to beat the shit out of their unfortunate spawn.

The constantly delusional Kern, famous for exposing the gay agenda as a greater threat than terr'ists and also for several attempts to carry a loaded handgun into the Oklahoma House chambers, has now identified the commie librul UN socialist peacenik anti-Jeebus agenda as the latest threat to her God-given right to beat the living daylights out of her children (Proverbs 20:30) or put them to death (Leviticus 20:9). After all, God Hates Brats.

Kern may not be aware that medical science is able to help people who believe their enemies are hiding behind every curtain, just waiting until they nod off for a second so they can take away their guns, Bibles, and child-sized waterboards.

If there were a Fundietard of the Year award millions of frustrated Jeebus-lovers would be forced to wait haplessly in line, praying for the day that Sally either shakes off this mortal coil or gets a prescription for Thorazine. Even batshit crazy Michele Bachmann is up against stiff competition from Sally.

Sally is very persuasive in spreading her Jeebus-flavor lunatic fears, so much so that the Oklahoma House has now passed a resolution opposing the UN global children's rights treaty. After all, if we give in and grant rights to children those gol darn homos might want some rights next. Better just to tar their behinds and let Santa Claus figure out who's naughty and nice.

Technorati Tags: Sally Kern, fundietard, thorazine, schizophrenia, conspiracy nut, homo agenda, UN, children's rights, Oklahoma House, U.N. Convention on the Rights of The Child , Jeebus

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Baby Jesus Furious After Maine Senate Supports Equal Rights

Posted on April 30th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Repugnicans, Sanctity of Bigotry.

The most powerful infant in the history of the entire universe was rumored to be crying inconsolably and as pissed off as a mad hatter on Thursday after the Senate in the US state of Maine voted in favor of a bill that would grant equal rights to homos and those lesbo types too.

If signed into law by the Governor of Maine the Homosexual Agenda will have taken over almost all of New England, completely destroying the Sanctity of Sanctimonious Christian couples. Fortunately the measure still has to go through the Maine House of Representatives before it could reach the Governor. This leaves plenty of chances for Jeebus-loving Republican legislators to warn about hurricanes, earthquakes, flu epidemics and other horrible consequences that will be sent to Maine by Baby Jeebus if they fail to uphold Party of Jesus Holy Homophobia.

Won't anybody protect the Sanctity of Bigotry?

Technorati Tags: Maine, same sex marriage, equal rights, Republicans, homophobia, Jeebus, bigotry, faith-based bigotry

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New York Governor Unveils Gay Marriage Bill

Posted on April 16th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Demoncrats, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Rants, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Sanctity of Bigotry, Special Rights, Stoopit Religions, editorials.

New York Governor David Paterson is unveiling a proposed new law that would grant equal marriage rights to all residents of New York State regardless of their gender or sexual orientation. After all, Equal equals Equal.

The Catholic Church, also known as the Altar Boy Rape Corporation, is already banging their drums and posing as morally superior child molesters. And of course they pretend that their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy does not approve of homoluv. As if any sane person in touch with objective reality would give a shit what these power hungry ultra-greedy authoritarian cretins from the 13th century have to say.

Newly installed New York Archbishop Timothy Dolan started his gig by complaining about people ridiculing the Catholic Church.
Perhaps if they stopped using ridiculous ancient fairy tales to justify medieval sexist, misogynistic and homophobic authoritarian world views people would not feel the need to strike back with well deserved ridicule and biting sarcasm.

It will be very interesting to see the way in which Governor Paterson's renewed efforts to promote equal justice under the law proceed. It is clear that the Governor is seeking to promote justice, so we can be certain that the Party of Jesus will be strongly opposed.

Technorati Tags: New York State, Governor Paterson, David Paterson, equal rights, gay marriage, same sex marriage, equality, Party of Jesus, bigotry, Catholic Church, child molesters, dogma, homophobia, sexism

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Amazonfail: Reality vs Christian Homophobia

Posted on April 14th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

Recently a number of very well known authors of books that mention the existence of gay people began to notice that their books were falling completely off the sales rank charts at Amazon. Thus these books were losing their Amazon Rank.

At the same time book searches for words like homosexuality began returning despicable books by notorious fools like Joseph Nicolosi, a fraudulent practitioner of Jeebus-brand anti-gay bigotry who pretends to "heal" men of being queer, nevermind that gay identity is not a problem that needs to be addressed in the first place.

Over the last few days Amazon has been incrementally releasing disclaimers that may begin to approach the reality of what is really happening. First they claimed it was just a technical glitch, next they seemed to border on admitting they were trying to protect people from information about Teh Gays, as if their campaign of closetization was being applied to all reading material, not just queer reading.

We find it difficult to believe that Amazon by corporate policy, or one or more employees of Amazon acting to keep the Baby Jesus from crying, are not engaging in a conscious and deliberate effort to mask and conceal queer literature from public view.

Here is how you can help.

• Send feedback to Amazon
• Apply tags to books listed at Amazon
• Buy a book exposing the Ex-Gay myth
• Buy gay-themed books for teens like the ones listed below, and donate them to your library

We think it would be better to bring Amazon back into contact with reality, rather than simply boycotting them. By getting them to reverse this foolhardy action we can make them a valuable resource for young gay people in the future. Books are good. Books can help people. Help Amazon to return to selling books that present a reality-based view of the gay identity.

As a side benefit, whenever you help to promote a reality-based view of gay people you are also helping to defeat the idiocy of religious delusions.

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Queers bash back!

Technorati Tags: Amazonfail, twitter, Joseph Nicolosi, ex-gay, ex-gay myth, homophobia, Jeebus-brand bigotry, homosexuality, queer, gay rights, queer liberation, closet, closetization

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More Americans Rejecting Fairy Tales

Posted on March 10th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Jeebus Loses Again, Religious Fraud, Stoopit Religions.

Increasing numbers of Americans are turning away from ridiculous ancient fairy tales and making a reality-based Lifestyle choice, according to a study released earlier this week.
More and more Americans are giving up on the silly superstitions that plagued their ancestors and historically promoted slavery, sexism and homophobia. Instead citizens are considering the fact that there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to support belief in invisible super pals that live in a secret compartment behind the sky and are desperate for us to smite the unbelievers.

Even in Texas, well known for exporting amazingly stupid politicians afflicted with ridiculous superstitions, belief in fairy tales is down by 7% since 1990.

Our faith-based invasion of Iraq based on a pack of lies may have been a factor in the steep decline in people willing to be branded in public as Christians. Protestants are down from 19% of Americans to 13%, while the Holy Roman Altar Boy Rape Corporation also suffered losses as more parents lost interest in having their children molested by religious leaders.

The one group that did increase in the poll are those Americans who indicate they are not suffering from religious delusions which is now up to 15%. We need to get that well up into the 90 percent range if we are going to have equal justice for all despite what vicious TV evangelists, Mor[m]on propagandists and Republican legislators have to say. Clearly the people promoting social injustice are those who are still afflicted with religious delusions. By promoting a reality based Lifestyle Choice™ you can help promote peace, justice and equality for all.

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US State of Jesus (formerly Utah) is Top Porn Consumer

Posted on March 3rd, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Christian Candy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Sanctity of Bigotry, Stoopit Religions.

The US State of Jesus, which was formerly named Utah, is famous for exporting sexual purity ballot measures and conducting campaigns of lies, smears, and fear mongering against sexual minorities. A recent study has found that the Jeebus-loving, hate-mongering, sexual holier than thou hypocrites from Jesus are also the nation's leading consumer of porn.

The Salt Lake Tribune, hardly an anti-Mor[m]on publication, quotes a Harvard Business School study which found Jesus (the state Jesus, not the fictional super pal) was the biggest consumer of hot, cum-dripping love buckets just starving for their stiff, sexually-pure heterosexual Jeebus-blessed rods.

If I wanted to be a hypocrite, I guess I could send out of state agitators to a more civilized state and help pass laws that discriminate against sexual minorities, then whack off in front of my computer to pictures of Suzi Que taking the whole thing. I'm not a Mor[m]on though.

Technorati Tags: Utah, Jesus, Mor[m]ons, Porn, #1, Harvard Business School, Beehive State, Jesus state, Proposition H8, Journal of Economic Perspectives, online porn subscription, Mother fuckers,

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