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Republican Comedian Craig Guilty, Not Guilty, Resigning, Not Resigning

Posted on September 6th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Your favorite Republican stand-up comic, US Senator Larry Craig, has issued a denial of his denial that he is not resigning as a non-guilty, guilty pervo Repugnican toilet seat sniffer. He claims that he never inhaled.

"I never had sex with that police officer," Craig roared to a standing room only crowd at the Boise Improv last night. The Boise Chamber of Commerce reports that hotel rooms and inbound airline seats to the Idaho capital have been hard to get since Craig started his twice nightly standup routine. Tickets on flights routed through Minneapolis are simply impossible to obtain.

Nightly performances take place on a specially constructed set with 4 urinals and 3 adjacent bathroom stalls. The scantily clad Senator gets the crowd roaring early in each set with his patented "I'm not gay, I've never been gay" as he stares at his police officer straight man assistant. In his International Male jock strap and leather chaps the 62 year old Senator has become an iconic sex object in the Idaho gay community.

Certain Hollywood insiders close to this column have let slip an unconfirmed rumor that the Senator will be doing a comedy/variety show on Fox TV next season, featuring guests from the Log Cabin Republicans and various Colorado Springs churches and hate groups.

As Craig continues to perform to sold out crowds at the Boise Improv, the favorite part of his act seems to be the way he keeps saying "Guilty", then turns his head the other way and says "Not Guilty."

Concerns have been expressed that his nearly nude appearance onstage might weaken Family Values in Idaho, but Craig responded by repeating his trademark line "I'm not gay, I've never been gay". Craig lives just outside Boise in his own Private Idaho.

Technorati Tags: Comedy, Party of Jesus, Larry Craig, Senator Fag, I'm not gay, Family Values, Idaho, guilty, not guilty, resigning, not resigning, toilet sex, US Senate

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Iowa Judge Destroys Sanctity of Marriage, 50,000 Dead Overnight

Posted on August 31st, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Repugnicans.

Over 50,000 residents of the state of Iowa died overnight as a result of an Activist Homo Agenda Librul Judge that ruled the Iowa anti-fag marriage law was unconstitutional. FEMA is sending help to the predominantly Republican state.

Polk County Judge Robert Hanson said in his ruling that the Jesus-approved anti fag law was "mean spirited", but he appears to have failed to take into account the astounding loss of life that has already resulted from equal rights for all citizens. A team of disaster coroners examining some of those who died overnight has found that the cause of death was a "Loss of Marital Sanctity". So far only married heterosexual couples that believe in an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy seem to be affected.

Once it became apparent that the all powerful Creator of the Universe had lost in the court case, Roger J. Kuhle, an assistant Polk County attorney, argued that the issue is not for a judge to decide. Strangely this sentiment had not been expressed before the homo agenda librul activist judge ruled in favor of equal rights for all people.

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Technorati Tags: equal rights, gay rights, civil rights, activist judge, Homosexual Agenda, Iowa, gay marriage, Polk County, Judge Robert Hanson, gay panic, Repugnican Party, Party of Jesus, Ha Ha

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LA Monsignor Knew Child Molester Planned Escape to Mexico

Posted on August 29th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape.

A Holy Roman Child Rape Church official, Monsignor Thomas J. Curry, was aware that a child molesting priest planned to escape to Mexico, and according to Church policies in effect in 1988 the Monsignor did nothing to prevent the felon from escaping justice. Rev. Nicolas Aguilar Rivera is accused of 19 counts of priest rape and is believed to be still roaming Mexico, no doubt in search of altar boys. (link)

Is the US immigration problem made worse by immigrant parents fleeing hordes of child molesting Catholic priests roaming freely in Mexico?

Msgr Curry was so confident in the ability of Catholic priests to molest children with no consequences at all that he actually wrote a letter, now in the hands of trial lawyers, in which he told of his knowledge of the felony crimes and the priest's plans to flee the country. Aiding and abetting what?

At a news conference, Mary Grant, a spokeswoman for the group Survivor's Network of Those Abused by Priests, called on Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony to suspend Curry for "facilitating" the priest's escape.

Monsignor Curry, who knew of the sex crimes and knew of the perpetrator's intent to flee prosecution has instead been promoted to Auxiliary Bishop of LA.

A lawsuit claims that Cardinal Norberto Rivera of Mexico City, who was then a bishop in Puebla state, was fully aware that Rivera was preying on children, and reacted by transferring the child molester to the Los Angeles diocese for some fresh American child meat. In recent court cases across the nation an obvious pattern has emerged in which Catholic bishops rotate their sex-offending priests from one parish to another, thus keeping the priests supplied with a nearly endless number of new child victims.

What is it with this Catholic obsession with virginity and pubescent children? You don't suppose, do you, that the Catholic Church is structured in such a way as to lure sexually confused young people into a twisted and perverse, self-loathing (for good cause) Priesthood Lifestyle Choice of extreme hypocrisy and power mad dominance of innocent children?

No doubt the Los Angeles diocese has a sooper-seekrit spreadsheet locked away in a vault somewhere that indicates the average cash flow produced per-Mass by each child molesting priest. Perhaps they did not do adequate financial projections, because the downside - average number of lawsuits produced per child molesting priest, is now becoming evident.

Readers living in or traveling to LA or Mexico are cautioned to protect any children in their family from child molesters that cast magic spells for a living.

A Los Angeles court tried first in 1988 and again in 1993 to have the mother fucker child molester extradited from Mexico - where he was still celebrating Mass as a child molester in good standing, but Mexican authorities, possibly affected by the severe infestation of Catholicism in their backwater nation, failed to take action.

A current lawsuit against the Los Angeles Regional Profit Center (Archdiocese) initially included Cardinal Mahony, but he paid off the victim to shut them up earlier this year.

And the cash keeps rolling in to the world's largest tax-free religious empire/state. There truly is one born every minute, that's the beauty of declaring birth control a sin - the Church gets an endless supply of fresh virgin children.

Won't somebody think of the children?

Technorati Tags: Catholic Church, Priest, Child Molester, Thomas Curry, Aguilar Rivera, Cardinal Roger Mahony, bingo, Roman Catholic, altar boys

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US Senator Larry Craig (Party of Jesus) Video on Family Values

Posted on August 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Party of Jesus Senator Larry Craig, who was arrested in June for soliciting gay sex in a men's restroom at the Minneapolis - St. Paul International Airport, is a strong supporter of Mitt Romney and Family Values. We wonder if it was Mitt's Magic Underwear that formed the basis of the bond between these two famous homophobes.

Unfortunately his little video bit expressing his support for Magic Underwear Mitt seems to have been disappeared from the Mitt Romney Mormons for Homophobia Campaign Site. We found it though:

Apparently when he is not busy bashing fags for Jesus, old Larry likes to have a go in the poo poo room.

They are very proud of Larry back in Idaho. Here is a page that brags about Larry and warns people about gays having sex in restrooms. The good folks at the Idaho Values Alliance want you to be careful in public restrooms. You never know when you might be propositioned by a Repugnican Senator.

Technorati Tags: Larry Craig, hypocrite, Repugnican, closet case, Family Values, Mitt Romney, Magic Underwear, hypocrisy, Idaho Values Alliance, Homophobia, Airport sex, restroom sex, Party of Jesus, Senate, Senator

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Worcester MA Rapist Priest Trial Delayed for 33rd Time

Posted on August 25th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape, editorials.

A Holy Roman Child Rape Church priest dodged justice for the 33rd time in Worcester, Massachusetts this week by continuing to pretend he is not competent to stand trial. The rapist/child molester/priest, who appeared all feeble and weak in a wheelchair in court, was seen later in the day walking unassisted at a highway rest stop.

Rev. John Szantyr, age 76, claims to be incapacitated, yet he still is able to cast the usual Catholic magic spells at religious services. In the typical shuffle of child molester priests, Szantyr now lives across state lines in Connecticut, but there is no current tally for how many children he may have raped in CT so far. Szantyr, who faces charges he molested an altar boy in Worcester in the mid-1980s, has already been ruled incompetent by a judge, but he just renewed his Connecticut driver's license.

Meanwhile the Holy Roman Altar Boy Church regional corporate accounting center in Worcester continues their vehement opposition to equal civil rights for consenting adult gay couples that do nothing to harm children. They continue to lie about gay people while protecting child molesters.

Meanwhile some of the people in Massachusetts continue to take advice about morality from the organization that has a long, well-documented, court-proven history of conspiring to protect child molesters while simultaneously distracting people from the real threat to their families by spreading hatred and lies about gay people. This seems to support the statistical probability that half of the people in any given area have below average intelligence. In other words, there are dumbasses everywhere.

The Catholic Church seems to have a love affair with virginity, from bullshit fairy tales about imaginary Virgin Mothers, to raping innocent 12 year old virgin children. Perhaps celibacy is to priesthood as WMDs are to the Party of Jesus.

Why is it that we never hear of any Catholic priests who are revered for their lifelong virginity? Too many altar boys in cute little white dresses? Why does the Catholic Church continue to allow only men that are not interested in women to become priests? Is denial really just the longest river in Egypt, or is it also a prerequisite for joining the club and learning how to cast the magic Catholic spells (which do nothing at all anyway)?

The Catholic Church has developed their own version of the US military Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy. Don't ask if your priest is a child molester, and Don't Tell if little Jimmy comes home and says that Father Szantyr forced him to do stuff again.

And it's all tax free, so they don't even have to contribute financially to the prosecution of their own child molesters. Now that's convenient.

Technorati Tags: Worcester MA, Catholic Church, child rape, priest, child molester, Catholicism, hypocrisy, rape, John Szantyr, altar boys

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UK Lawyers: RC Church May Not Fire Queer Headmaster

Posted on August 13th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Roman Catholic, Schools.

In the United Kingdom schools that promote religious fairy tales are able to receive funding from the gummint, but in return they are required to obey the laws of the land. They are not allowed to whip, torture or stone children, despite the Book of Leviticus.

Even the Holy Roman Child Rape Catholic Church is required to obey the law. Even when the law prevents them from acting maliciously, as they prefer to do, based on primitive ancient scrolls written by ancient hate-crazed tribal cult leaders - they still have to obey the law.

Hatemongering religious leaders have been losing influence in the UK for years, as the nation continues to move towards a sane, reality-based attitude of tolerance.

The queer headmaster of St. Cecilia's primary school (coincidentally the same name as the school where a ferocious bull-dyke nun once failed to terrorize your humble blogger) married his beau in a public service with a reception held in a parish hall (ha ha!) and this really pissed off the people that use their idiotic religion to justify their homophobia and intolerance.

Ha Ha again. Ha Ha three times. No really, fuck the HRCRCC.
See the story here.

And remember, just say Fuck You to any dumbass hatemongering religion that tries to oppress you.

Technorati Tags: Roman Catholic, queer, headmaster, gay marriage, gay rights, equal rights, civil liberties, child molesters, Catholic Church, child rape, Holy Roman Catholic Church, equal

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In Iran, It’s OK to Kill if the Victim is Morally Corrupt

Posted on April 19th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Religious Wingnuts.

For those Americans who still are so deluded that they want to combine Church and State, here is a clear example of the evil done when governments are based on an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

The Iranian Supreme Court in Tehran has ruled that 6 convicted killers may go free without any penalty because they believed the people they killed were morally corrupt. Yes, it's really true, in the theocratic hellhole that is modern Iran, if a person wants to kill you they need only claim that they believe you are morally corrupt. If a court later finds that the deceased was not morally corrupt, the killer may be required to pay a cash settlement to the family of the murder victim.

The killings were carried out in the area of Kerman by an Iranian religious hate group named the Basiji Force, sort of an Islamic Focus on the Family.

Among those killed by these 6 pious killers that commit state-sanctioned murder on behalf of their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy was an engaged couple who had the nerve to walk together in a public place before they were married. Naturally any Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy would want you to kill two people who intend to be married if they walked near each other in public, that is obvious to almost any completely insane religious nutter.

One of the important functions of government is to protect sane people from the actions of insane people. When religious nuts get the keys to City Hall this important function is short circuited, because now we have the insane protecting the public from sanity - by killing those who are not equally insane.

This case clearly highlights the extreme importance of the separation of Church and State. If the two become commingled innocent people will suffer every single time. Science brought us airplanes and skyscrapers, it took religion to bring them together.

Technorati Tags: Islam, Iran, Kerman, Basiji Force, Focus on the Family, Church and State, theocracy

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San Diego Catholic Diocese Attempts Bankruptcy Fraud

Posted on April 11th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape.

Back in February the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church San Diego Diocese declared bankruptcy in an effort to limit the financial damage it knew was coming as a result of lawsuits filed by 140 former victims of predator pedophile Catholic priests. As is the usual case, the judge handling the bankruptcy case ordered the child-molesting religious group not to play shell games with their assets. But the Catholic Church, like any other racketeering organization of felons, considers itself to be above the law.

So the San Diego diocese of child molesters has been moving assets from the regional accounting center back out to the local revenue gathering sources, called parishes, where all the child molesting usually goes on in the first place. And using the same type of shell game they've used to rotate child molesters from one location to another, they are now defying court orders by moving money around to keep it from reaching the victims of their orchestrated sex crimes.

Judge Louise DeCarl Adler ordered the lead attorney in the case to U.S. Bankruptcy Court Wednesday to explain why she and her colleagues should not be sanctioned for their alleged actions.

Not content to just protect their child molesting priests, the Catholic Church has once again demonstrated that the one thing they value more than anything else is their massive tax-free financial empire. To Hell with the kids they molested. And of course trivialities like laws and court orders must never be allowed to threaten the Church's finances.

Technorati Tags: San Diego, Catholic Church, Child Molesters, pedophilia, child rape, Judge Louise DeCarl Adler,

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San Diego Diocese Offers $95 Million to Child Rape Victims

Posted on March 30th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Priest Rape, Rants, Roman Catholic, Schools, child rape.

The San Diego Archdiocese, the regional profit center for the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church, is offering a 95 million dollar payment to settle charges of child molestation involving 140 victims. This number of 140 victims includes only the San Diego area, and only those who came forward with the news that they were raped by an official representative of an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

As might be expected from a notoriously anti-human organization like the Boy Rapers, the payments to the victims are offered according to a sliding scale, based on how much their priest was able to get away with before he was rotated to a new area where he had not raped any children, yet.

There is one level of payment for children forced to pose naked for Catholic Priest Porn. The next higher level of reimbursement is for children forced to masturbate for their religious leader. And the victims receiving the highest payout per priest-felony are those who were actually raped by their bingo-profiteering priest.

There is no special payout for victims that were assaulted with a crucifix used as a dildo, nor extra cash for victims raped using other special religious symbols of the Boy Rape Church.

And of course the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church continues with their bizarre policy of pretending their priests don't have sex, causing the priests to continue to go on the down low and force themselves on innocent children. The masochistic vow of celibacy is the inherent sexual perversion of the Catholic church, as long as they continue to pretend that a person can swear off sex for life and still be emotionally whole, we will continue to hear of children being raped by priests who just can't keep up the pretense anymore, but are too cynical and evil to approach another adult.

The denial of the facts of human sexuality is at the very core of what is wrong with the Boy Rape Church. It is also a significant contributing factor in these crimes.

Next we need to put the bishops and cardinals that have enabled these crimes behind bars for the crime of racketeering. Together with former Cardinal Ratzinger, now Papa Nazi the Pope who conspired to protect the rapist priests, these criminals should be incarcerated for the rest of their unnatural lives.

Technorati Tags: San Diego, Catholic Church, Child Molesters, Boy Rape, Hypocrisy, Celibacy, Racketeering, Ratzinger, Pope,

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Catholics May Lie Under Oath to Protect Church $$$

Posted on March 26th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Roman Catholic, child rape.

An article in the LA Times describes a case in which a Catholic Nun intentionally lied under oath in a court of law, and explains that this intentional deceit is permitted under Roman Catholic Boy Rape Church rules if the lie protects the Pope's cash flow.

In a typical priest raping children trial, an elderly Roman Catholic nun acted as an enabler for a child molesting priest, and in her twisted Catholic duplicitous mind, she felt free to believe that her Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy approved of the lie because a conviction of the rapist-priest would have threatened the one thing that is most holy to the Roman Catholic Boy Rape Church - their bingo proceeds.

We thought this claim was a bit incredible at first, even though it sounded evil and it involved the Catholic Church. So we did a wee bit of Googling and found this.

So, if a Catholic citizen of the USA is aware of a felony sex crime with a child as the victim, and they are called in to testify under oath in a court of law, it is their moral obligation under Catholic doctrine to lie through their fucking teeth in order to protect the child molester because a conviction would reduce the number of priests in the child molester rotation pool and this could reduce the millions of dollars sent to Rome every year to buy new dresses with gold threads and fancy embroidery for the Pope.

That's one hell of a fucking religion!

Technorati Tags: Catholic, Priest, Boy rape, child molester, oath, doctrine, Pope, dress, Cardinal Mahony, roman catholic, Archdiocese of Los Angeles

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