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Innocent Photographer Released from US Concentration Camp

Posted on May 1st, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, US Concentration Camp, Warmongering, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

For some time the US government, acting on the orders of Our Glorious Christian Leader, has been operating a concentration camp in Cuba. We call the US detention center a concentration camp because it is consistent with the definition of the term.

a camp where non-combatants of a district are accommodated, such as those instituted by Lord Kitchener during the South African war of 1899-1902; one for the internment of political prisoners, foreign nationals, etc., esp. as organized by the Nazi regime in Germany before and during the war of 1939-45.

Today an innocent man arrested without due cause was released. Sami al-Hajj had been held prisoner by US forces for 6 years without ever being charged with any crime. Before he was illegally detained by imperialist invaders he was working as a photographer for Al Jazeera.

During the first year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Our Glorious Christian Leader.

During the second year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Darth Cheney.

During the third year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Donald "Death Star" Rumsfeld.

During the fourth year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Co-Conspirator Rice.

During the fifth year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Alberto "Torture Time" Gonzales.

During the sixth year he was released from the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. Nobody has apologized for holding him prisoner for 6 years with no charges.

We do not know how often he was tortured, but we do know who authorized the torture.

Since he was never charged with any crime at all, not even littering, what shall we presume about his guilt or innocence? Is there any presumption to be made about a person's guilt or innocence? How about if a person has not only never been convicted of a crime, suppose they have never even been charged with a crime - are they still guilty?

Technorati Tags: Our Glorious Christian Leader, torture, waterboarding, Darth Cheney, conspiracy to start a war of aggression, Co-Conspirator Rice, Alberto "Torture Time" Gonzale, concentration camp, guantanamo, war criminals, George War Criminal Bush, Al Jazeera, Innocent man, Guantanamo, conspiracy to start a war of aggression, George Bush

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Australian Gay Couple Defeats Religious Bigots in Court

Posted on April 28th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Stoopit Religions.

An Australian gay couple have defeated Jesus. A God hates fags Christian foster care agency lost in court. Take that Jesus, take the whole thing.

Despite the fact that NSW law already permits foster care by gay couples, the bigots for Jesus at the Uniting Church refused to consider the application by the couple because of the fact that they are gay. The Jebus-based bigots claimed in court that they should be allowed to be narrow minded bigoted assholes because their interpretation of their stupid religion suggested to them that bigotry is holy and tolerance and acceptance of others is evil. Yup, that's Christianity, certainly one of the 10,000 stupidest dumbass religions ever invented. Not that other religions are not stupid too, it's just that Christianity is so excellent at claiming to be nice while being very, very nasty.

So, once again the all powerful creator of the universe turns up as a loser in court, a place where only facts matter. Take that, Jesus!

Technorati Tags: Australia, gay couple, Jesus loses, foster care, homophobia, queer, rights, NSW, Anti-Discrimination Act, John Hatzistergos, NSW Administrative Decisions Tribunal, Uniting Church

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Pope Expresses Deep Shame Over Child Molestations by Priests

Posted on April 15th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape.

The Rat in a Hat, spiritual leader of over 1 billion deeply delusional people, has said a few things with which we are happy to agree. This came as a surprise, but a pleasant one.

Speaking with reporters while airborne on Pope 1 enroute to the US, the world's wealthiest man who wears a gold lamé dress, said that he was deeply ashamed of the thousands of cases of child sexual abuse perpetrated by his employees in conducting the official business of his corporate state. This shame that he feels is completely justified and realistic, unlike much of what he says.

The Rat in a Hat has every good reason to be ashamed of the history of conspiracy, cover ups, enabling, and white-washing of felony crimes committed by his associates. He is especially entitled to be ashamed of his personal role in ordering the coverups and then later seeking legal immunity for his role. In 2001 then Cardinal Ratzinger, a/k/a God's Rotweiler, he sent a letter to US bishops ordering them to cover up the crimes of his employees.

So yeah, Ratzi, you do have plenty to apologize for, and maybe some more cash-bleeding court cases to suffer through too. But at least we know that when it came to choosing between protecting the church from the testimony of victims, or protecting children from child molesting priests - you made the choice to protect the Vatican instead of the kids.

Back to today's interview over the Atlantic, the Rat in a Hat did have the good taste to make it clear that these felon priests were pedophiles, and that this was not the same as being homosexual. Maybe it is the small miracles we should be thankful for, don't seem to be a lot of big ones.

Technorati Tags: Rat in a Hat, Ratzinger, Child abuse, priest rape, catholic church, coverups, conspiracy, priest roulette, papal visit, his holiness

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Holy Roman Child Rape Church Release Comic Book Warning Boys

Posted on December 5th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Roman Catholic, child rape.

The Holy Roman Child Rape Church in the USA has released a new comic book that includes a warning for virgin boys afflicted with Catholicism. Kids are warned to be very cautious if Father Flannagan starts asking if they like to hang around in gymnasiums, or if they have ever seen a grown man naked.

The new comic book warns boys that are just about to start growing pubic hair that Catholic Priests are not to be trusted, and they should never let a priest corner them alone in a confined space.

It is good to know that there are people within the world's largest political and financial empire run by men in dresses that actually do care about children. Of course it is always possible that the world's wealthiest religion is actually motivated by a desire to cut their losses in civil suits, but even so, if fewer children are molested by priests that will be a good result.

We think that the new Priest Off aerosol spray is the best choice for protecting pre-pubescent children, but this comic book idea is good too.

Technorati Tags: Priest rape, Priest Off, comic book, Catholic Church, child molesters, pedophilia, YouTube, Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests, Priest Abuse, Child abuse

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Jesuits to Pay $50 Million For alaska Child Rape Priests

Posted on November 19th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Roman Catholic, child rape.

While the Catholic Church continues to deny the realities of human sexuality, and their priests continue to pretend to be chaste, pure, and celibate, the cases of large cash payouts to victims of child molesting priests pile up, one on top of each other. The Jesuit order has now agreed to pay 50 million dollars for cases of Jesuit priests who sexually exploited rural Alaskan children.

Before the Jesuits arrived the poor native children had nobody to rape them and tell them how dirty sex is, but thanks to the marvelous duplicity and hypocrisy of the Holy Roman Altar Boy Church they have been both molested and made to feel guilty about it.

Of course the whole time these priests and missionaries were raping these children the Church was collecting cash for pretty new dresses for Nazi Ratzi.

This $50 million tab is just for one religious order, and just for the children they raped in the state of Alaska. Is anybody adding up all of these hundreds of millions of dollars? I bet Nazi Ratzi is.

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Catholic Church Evicting Nuns to Pay for Child Molesting Priests

Posted on October 17th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, child rape.

The Holy Roman Boy Rape Church Regional Profit Center in Los Angeles is cutting costs to protect the cash flow of Nazi Ratzi. In an effort to raise enough money to pay off 660 million dollars in child-rape lawsuits, while still being able to buy $700,000 dresses and Prada shoes for Nazi Ratzi, the LA diocese is evicting perfectly innocent nuns that never raped any children so they can sell the convents where the brides of Christ expected to live out their lives.

Unless you are a War President, money does not grow on trees. So the Church has decided to punish the innocent nuns instead of the wealthy and powerful bishops who actually ran the pedophile rotation rings for decades while collecting big bucks from the naive faithful.

Until these gol darn lawsuits started the Boy Rape Church had a pretty good racket going. First they forbid their chump followers use of birth control, insuring a steady flow of virgin children, then they collected the big bucks needed to support their child molesting priests in the luxurious style they prefer. Now that they have been caught in the act several thousand times, the church wants more money from the chumps to pay for the crimes the chumps unwittingly financed in the first place.

And since the chumps are beginning to develop some resistance to the constant fleecing by the Boy Rape group, and the number of chumps is steadily declining, the world's wealthiest Nation-state-religion is being forced to cannibalize itself in order to meet their court-imposed debts.

One must feel sorry for the nuns in this case, many of whom never did anything worse to a child than rapping them across the knuckles with a ruler, or calling them a brazen hussy. But as for the operators of the pedophile ring, Fuq Em!

Technorati Tags: Roman Catholic, pedophile ring, Los Angeles Archdiocese, child rape, nuns, eviction, lawsuits, Holy Roman Boy Rape Church

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Orange County RC Bishop Faces Jail for Contempt of Court

Posted on October 11th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape.

In Southern California, Orange County Roman Catholic Boy Rape Church Bishop Tod Brown may be the next bitch sharing a cell with a 400 pound Latino gangster who was abused by a priest as a child.

As the recent court case against the world's largest child molesting organization was winding down, a "high ranking church official" broke down in tears, and was apparently on the verge of spilling the beans when Bishop Brown sent him safely outside the jurisdiction of US courts for "treatment" in Canada. This pissed off Orange County Superior Court Judge Gail Andler, and the contempt of court charges followed.

Interesting to note is that in this case the Catholic Church was protecting a child molester that was not an actual priest, no doubt this explains the fact that in this case the child victims were girls and not boys. Without the formal training provided in a Catholic seminary, the teacher and child molester protected by the Church in this case had not been trained in boy rape techniques.

Brown sent Msgr. John Urell, the chief cover up artist for sex abuse allegations in the diocese, to a treatment facility in Canada so that the Monsignor, who was inexplicably overcome with what seemed like real remorse not directly related to a multi-million dollar lawsuit, would not divulge the dirty secrets of the child rape coverup policies designed orginally to protect the financial interests of the world's largest religio-political-financial empire.

I say lock up the virgin mother fucking Bishop for a few decades and let it serve as a warning to the child rape group. This is not Rome, and crimes against humanity committed by the Church are no longer ignored by the courts in this country. If the bishops, archbishops, and cardinals of the US boy rape church are not willing to abide by the laws of this country they can either go back to Rome and play Hide The Altar Boy with Nazi Ratzi, or they can enjoy the interior decorations of some American prisons and play cell bitch for some big, bulky murderers.

Technorati Tags: Tod Brown, child rape, Catholic Church, conspiracy to obstruct justice, Orange County, Judge Gail Andler, contempt of court

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Mexican Cardinal Knew Priest Was Child Molester

Posted on September 13th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape, hypocrite evangelists.

The group Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests has released copies of court documents containing written correspondence between Mexico City Cardinal Norberto Rivera and Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony. These documents, according to SNAP, indicate that the head of the Mexican Catholic Regional Profit Center (diocese) knowingly transferred a child-molesting priest to Los Angeles to let the public furor in Mexico die down, protecting the all important income stream from scandal.

Additional documents indicate that Nicolas Aguilar had been arrested for child rape in Mexico, and because that nation is deeply afflicted with Catholicism and other types of deceit - naturally the creep was not put in jail. Instead he was promoted to America.

Later, when American parents had the brazen gall to complain about their children being raped, Cardinal Mahony sent the serial child molester back to Mexico, where he still roams the hills to this day seeking virgin children to rape and casting Catholic magic spells.

So this high ranking Cardinal, a position roughly analogous to a member of the board of directors in a corporation that does not conspire to rape children, was perfectly well aware that Rev. Nicolas Aguilar was a child molester, but instead of taking away his book of magic spells he just sent the bastard to Los Angeles for some fresh Mexican-American kiddies to rape. These Cardinals are so amazingly evil they make a Republican Senator look good.

SNAP also released a 1986 Mexican police report in which witnesses alleged the suspect spent the night with young boys while working as a priest in the central state of Puebla.

It is a new world that we live in today, one in which the Catholic Church is no longer able to conspire to protect criminals at the expense of innocent children without having to pay consequences for their criminal conspiracies.

Cardinals, Archbishops and Bishops are now forced to choose between protecting the cash flow generated by each of their child molesting employees, or turning in their felons right away in order to protect the Nazi Ratzi Prada Shoe Fund from multi-million dollar lawsuits when their criminal conspiracies are revealed. The only way to force the Holy Roman Child Rape Church to consider the well being of the children they afflict with their idiotic fairy tales is to threaten the one thing the corporation really cares about: their enormous financial and political empire. Money talks. Cardinals, Archbishops and Bishops have a noticeable increase in their attention span when being told about child-raping priests if there is a downside that involves hundreds of millions of dollars in punitive damages. They even seem to care about the children once the jackpot gets up near two hundred million dollars.

Catholicism: using amazingly stupid ancient fairy tales as smoke and mirrors to conceal the real agenda of raping your children, and expecting you to pay for it. Now is it time to Just Say NO to Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies?

Technorati Tags: Catholic Church, child molesters, criminal conspiracy, Survivor's Network of Those Abused by Priests, Cardinal Norberto Rivera, Cardinal Roger Mahony, Nicolas Aguilar, conspiracy to promote child rape, Catholicism

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Activist Homophobes Seek Ouster of Naughty Iowa Judge

Posted on September 12th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

A group of outraged activist homophobes for Jebus is demanding the ouster of Iowa District Court Judge Robert Hanson. His Honor correctly ruled that selecting a group of people that will be denied equal rights under the law is unconstitutional. Stupid too, not the judges ruling, the Fundies.

Nothing makes a Fundie hatemonger more angry than the threat of gay people obtaining equal rights. It often causes Fundamentalist Homophobe Fear of a Queer Planet Syndrome, a dangerous condition that can lead to panty wadding, loss of Marital Sanctity, and idiotic blathering about a vicious, spiteful God of Love destroying corn silos in a violent temper tantrum.

For many years to come there will be pissing and moaning and preposterous claims of nonspecific harm that are obviously ridiculous. There will be vague warnings of dire consequences that never come to pass. There will be TV evangelists threatening Iowa with natural disasters. Self-loathing Catholic priests will complain about equal rights for gay people. Obnoxious Repugnican candidates will promise to protect fools from imaginary harm.

And in the end there will be gay marriages in Iowa. And the Baby Jesus will cry so much he'll drown in his own super-power miracle tears. Poor Baby Jesus, all he ever wanted was bigotry, deceit, and intolerance.

Get your daily dose of Fundie stupidity here.

Technorati Tags: Iowa, Activist Judge, Robert Hanson, gay marriage, equal rights, equality, homophobia, Republican, Jesus, Queer Planet

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Failed Would-Be Lawyer Drops Lawsuit Over Bar Exam

Posted on September 8th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, editorials.

A Massachusetts man afflicted with a severe case of Catholicism has dropped his blatantly idiotic lawsuit over the bar exam he failed for refusing to answer a question about gay marriage law because he is a stupid homophobic wanker.

Stephen Dunne bravely refused to answer an evil Satanic bar exam question that referred to the dreadfully scary existence of gay people. He then made the preposterous claim that answering the test question would have violated his Catholic faith and his First Amendment rights, because it would imply his support of gay marriage and parenting.  This man actually intended to be an attorney at law, but he seemed to have a prerequisite that the State of Massachusetts stick its head in the sand along with him and pretend, ever so intensely, that there really are no gay people at all.

Mr Dunne seems to prefer a society in which ancient superstitions are used as the basis for civil law. He apparently requires a social structure in which the most popular religious delusion in the local area is forced into the laws that apply to everyone. Perhaps he might enjoy Saudi Arabia or Iran, in those countries the idiotic religion IS the law.

Technorati Tags: Stephen Dunne, homophobia, Catholic Church, bar exam, Massachusetts, stupid wanker, useless idiot, fucking moron

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