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Catholic Church Evicting Nuns to Pay for Child Molesting Priests

Posted on October 17th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, child rape.

The Holy Roman Boy Rape Church Regional Profit Center in Los Angeles is cutting costs to protect the cash flow of Nazi Ratzi. In an effort to raise enough money to pay off 660 million dollars in child-rape lawsuits, while still being able to buy $700,000 dresses and Prada shoes for Nazi Ratzi, the LA diocese is evicting perfectly innocent nuns that never raped any children so they can sell the convents where the brides of Christ expected to live out their lives.

Unless you are a War President, money does not grow on trees. So the Church has decided to punish the innocent nuns instead of the wealthy and powerful bishops who actually ran the pedophile rotation rings for decades while collecting big bucks from the naive faithful.

Until these gol darn lawsuits started the Boy Rape Church had a pretty good racket going. First they forbid their chump followers use of birth control, insuring a steady flow of virgin children, then they collected the big bucks needed to support their child molesting priests in the luxurious style they prefer. Now that they have been caught in the act several thousand times, the church wants more money from the chumps to pay for the crimes the chumps unwittingly financed in the first place.

And since the chumps are beginning to develop some resistance to the constant fleecing by the Boy Rape group, and the number of chumps is steadily declining, the world’s wealthiest Nation-state-religion is being forced to cannibalize itself in order to meet their court-imposed debts.

One must feel sorry for the nuns in this case, many of whom never did anything worse to a child than rapping them across the knuckles with a ruler, or calling them a brazen hussy. But as for the operators of the pedophile ring, Fuq Em!

Technorati Tags: Roman Catholic, pedophile ring, Los Angeles Archdiocese, child rape, nuns, eviction, lawsuits, Holy Roman Boy Rape Church

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Orange County RC Bishop Faces Jail for Contempt of Court

Posted on October 11th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Lying Bastards, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape.

In Southern California, Orange County Roman Catholic Boy Rape Church Bishop Tod Brown may be the next bitch sharing a cell with a 400 pound Latino gangster who was abused by a priest as a child.

As the recent court case against the world’s largest child molesting organization was winding down, a “high ranking church official” broke down in tears, and was apparently on the verge of spilling the beans when Bishop Brown sent him safely outside the jurisdiction of US courts for “treatment” in Canada. This pissed off Orange County Superior Court Judge Gail Andler, and the contempt of court charges followed.

Interesting to note is that in this case the Catholic Church was protecting a child molester that was not an actual priest, no doubt this explains the fact that in this case the child victims were girls and not boys. Without the formal training provided in a Catholic seminary, the teacher and child molester protected by the Church in this case had not been trained in boy rape techniques.

Brown sent Msgr. John Urell, the chief cover up artist for sex abuse allegations in the diocese, to a treatment facility in Canada so that the Monsignor, who was inexplicably overcome with what seemed like real remorse not directly related to a multi-million dollar lawsuit, would not divulge the dirty secrets of the child rape coverup policies designed orginally to protect the financial interests of the world’s largest religio-political-financial empire.

I say lock up the virgin mother fucking Bishop for a few decades and let it serve as a warning to the child rape group. This is not Rome, and crimes against humanity committed by the Church are no longer ignored by the courts in this country. If the bishops, archbishops, and cardinals of the US boy rape church are not willing to abide by the laws of this country they can either go back to Rome and play Hide The Altar Boy with Nazi Ratzi, or they can enjoy the interior decorations of some American prisons and play cell bitch for some big, bulky murderers.

Technorati Tags: Tod Brown, child rape, Catholic Church, conspiracy to obstruct justice, Orange County, Judge Gail Andler, contempt of court

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Mexican Cardinal Knew Priest Was Child Molester

Posted on September 13th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape, hypocrite evangelists.

The group Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests has released copies of court documents containing written correspondence between Mexico City Cardinal Norberto Rivera and Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony. These documents, according to SNAP, indicate that the head of the Mexican Catholic Regional Profit Center (diocese) knowingly transferred a child-molesting priest to Los Angeles to let the public furor in Mexico die down, protecting the all important income stream from scandal.

Additional documents indicate that Nicolas Aguilar had been arrested for child rape in Mexico, and because that nation is deeply afflicted with Catholicism and other types of deceit - naturally the creep was not put in jail. Instead he was promoted to America.

Later, when American parents had the brazen gall to complain about their children being raped, Cardinal Mahony sent the serial child molester back to Mexico, where he still roams the hills to this day seeking virgin children to rape and casting Catholic magic spells.

So this high ranking Cardinal, a position roughly analogous to a member of the board of directors in a corporation that does not conspire to rape children, was perfectly well aware that Rev. Nicolas Aguilar was a child molester, but instead of taking away his book of magic spells he just sent the bastard to Los Angeles for some fresh Mexican-American kiddies to rape. These Cardinals are so amazingly evil they make a Republican Senator look good.

SNAP also released a 1986 Mexican police report in which witnesses alleged the suspect spent the night with young boys while working as a priest in the central state of Puebla.

It is a new world that we live in today, one in which the Catholic Church is no longer able to conspire to protect criminals at the expense of innocent children without having to pay consequences for their criminal conspiracies.

Cardinals, Archbishops and Bishops are now forced to choose between protecting the cash flow generated by each of their child molesting employees, or turning in their felons right away in order to protect the Nazi Ratzi Prada Shoe Fund from multi-million dollar lawsuits when their criminal conspiracies are revealed. The only way to force the Holy Roman Child Rape Church to consider the well being of the children they afflict with their idiotic fairy tales is to threaten the one thing the corporation really cares about: their enormous financial and political empire. Money talks. Cardinals, Archbishops and Bishops have a noticeable increase in their attention span when being told about child-raping priests if there is a downside that involves hundreds of millions of dollars in punitive damages. They even seem to care about the children once the jackpot gets up near two hundred million dollars.

Catholicism: using amazingly stupid ancient fairy tales as smoke and mirrors to conceal the real agenda of raping your children, and expecting you to pay for it. Now is it time to Just Say NO to Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies?

Technorati Tags: Catholic Church, child molesters, criminal conspiracy, Survivor’s Network of Those Abused by Priests, Cardinal Norberto Rivera, Cardinal Roger Mahony, Nicolas Aguilar, conspiracy to promote child rape, Catholicism

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Activist Homophobes Seek Ouster of Naughty Iowa Judge

Posted on September 12th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

A group of outraged activist homophobes for Jebus is demanding the ouster of Iowa District Court Judge Robert Hanson. His Honor correctly ruled that selecting a group of people that will be denied equal rights under the law is unconstitutional. Stupid too, not the judges ruling, the Fundies.

Nothing makes a Fundie hatemonger more angry than the threat of gay people obtaining equal rights. It often causes Fundamentalist Homophobe Fear of a Queer Planet Syndrome, a dangerous condition that can lead to panty wadding, loss of Marital Sanctity, and idiotic blathering about a vicious, spiteful God of Love destroying corn silos in a violent temper tantrum.

For many years to come there will be pissing and moaning and preposterous claims of nonspecific harm that are obviously ridiculous. There will be vague warnings of dire consequences that never come to pass. There will be TV evangelists threatening Iowa with natural disasters. Self-loathing Catholic priests will complain about equal rights for gay people. Obnoxious Repugnican candidates will promise to protect fools from imaginary harm.

And in the end there will be gay marriages in Iowa. And the Baby Jesus will cry so much he’ll drown in his own super-power miracle tears. Poor Baby Jesus, all he ever wanted was bigotry, deceit, and intolerance.

Get your daily dose of Fundie stupidity here.

Technorati Tags: Iowa, Activist Judge, Robert Hanson, gay marriage, equal rights, equality, homophobia, Republican, Jesus, Queer Planet

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Failed Would-Be Lawyer Drops Lawsuit Over Bar Exam

Posted on September 8th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, editorials.

A Massachusetts man afflicted with a severe case of Catholicism has dropped his blatantly idiotic lawsuit over the bar exam he failed for refusing to answer a question about gay marriage law because he is a stupid homophobic wanker.

Stephen Dunne bravely refused to answer an evil Satanic bar exam question that referred to the dreadfully scary existence of gay people. He then made the preposterous claim that answering the test question would have violated his Catholic faith and his First Amendment rights, because it would imply his support of gay marriage and parenting.  This man actually intended to be an attorney at law, but he seemed to have a prerequisite that the State of Massachusetts stick its head in the sand along with him and pretend, ever so intensely, that there really are no gay people at all.

Mr Dunne seems to prefer a society in which ancient superstitions are used as the basis for civil law. He apparently requires a social structure in which the most popular religious delusion in the local area is forced into the laws that apply to everyone. Perhaps he might enjoy Saudi Arabia or Iran, in those countries the idiotic religion IS the law.

Technorati Tags: Stephen Dunne, homophobia, Catholic Church, bar exam, Massachusetts, stupid wanker, useless idiot, fucking moron

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Republican Comedian Craig Guilty, Not Guilty, Resigning, Not Resigning

Posted on September 6th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Your favorite Republican stand-up comic, US Senator Larry Craig, has issued a denial of his denial that he is not resigning as a non-guilty, guilty pervo Repugnican toilet seat sniffer. He claims that he never inhaled.

“I never had sex with that police officer,” Craig roared to a standing room only crowd at the Boise Improv last night. The Boise Chamber of Commerce reports that hotel rooms and inbound airline seats to the Idaho capital have been hard to get since Craig started his twice nightly standup routine. Tickets on flights routed through Minneapolis are simply impossible to obtain.

Nightly performances take place on a specially constructed set with 4 urinals and 3 adjacent bathroom stalls. The scantily clad Senator gets the crowd roaring early in each set with his patented “I’m not gay, I’ve never been gay” as he stares at his police officer straight man assistant. In his International Male jock strap and leather chaps the 62 year old Senator has become an iconic sex object in the Idaho gay community.

Certain Hollywood insiders close to this column have let slip an unconfirmed rumor that the Senator will be doing a comedy/variety show on Fox TV next season, featuring guests from the Log Cabin Republicans and various Colorado Springs churches and hate groups.

As Craig continues to perform to sold out crowds at the Boise Improv, the favorite part of his act seems to be the way he keeps saying “Guilty”, then turns his head the other way and says “Not Guilty.”

Concerns have been expressed that his nearly nude appearance onstage might weaken Family Values in Idaho, but Craig responded by repeating his trademark line “I’m not gay, I’ve never been gay”. Craig lives just outside Boise in his own Private Idaho.

Technorati Tags: Comedy, Party of Jesus, Larry Craig, Senator Fag, I’m not gay, Family Values, Idaho, guilty, not guilty, resigning, not resigning, toilet sex, US Senate

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Iowa Judge Destroys Sanctity of Marriage, 50,000 Dead Overnight

Posted on August 31st, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Repugnicans.

Over 50,000 residents of the state of Iowa died overnight as a result of an Activist Homo Agenda Librul Judge that ruled the Iowa anti-fag marriage law was unconstitutional. FEMA is sending help to the predominantly Republican state.

Polk County Judge Robert Hanson said in his ruling that the Jesus-approved anti fag law was “mean spirited”, but he appears to have failed to take into account the astounding loss of life that has already resulted from equal rights for all citizens. A team of disaster coroners examining some of those who died overnight has found that the cause of death was a “Loss of Marital Sanctity”. So far only married heterosexual couples that believe in an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy seem to be affected.

Once it became apparent that the all powerful Creator of the Universe had lost in the court case, Roger J. Kuhle, an assistant Polk County attorney, argued that the issue is not for a judge to decide. Strangely this sentiment had not been expressed before the homo agenda librul activist judge ruled in favor of equal rights for all people.

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Technorati Tags: equal rights, gay rights, civil rights, activist judge, Homosexual Agenda, Iowa, gay marriage, Polk County, Judge Robert Hanson, gay panic, Repugnican Party, Party of Jesus, Ha Ha

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LA Monsignor Knew Child Molester Planned Escape to Mexico

Posted on August 29th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape.

A Holy Roman Child Rape Church official, Monsignor Thomas J. Curry, was aware that a child molesting priest planned to escape to Mexico, and according to Church policies in effect in 1988 the Monsignor did nothing to prevent the felon from escaping justice. Rev. Nicolas Aguilar Rivera is accused of 19 counts of priest rape and is believed to be still roaming Mexico, no doubt in search of altar boys. (link)

Is the US immigration problem made worse by immigrant parents fleeing hordes of child molesting Catholic priests roaming freely in Mexico?

Msgr Curry was so confident in the ability of Catholic priests to molest children with no consequences at all that he actually wrote a letter, now in the hands of trial lawyers, in which he told of his knowledge of the felony crimes and the priest’s plans to flee the country. Aiding and abetting what?

At a news conference, Mary Grant, a spokeswoman for the group Survivor’s Network of Those Abused by Priests, called on Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony to suspend Curry for “facilitating” the priest’s escape.

Monsignor Curry, who knew of the sex crimes and knew of the perpetrator’s intent to flee prosecution has instead been promoted to Auxiliary Bishop of LA.

A lawsuit claims that Cardinal Norberto Rivera of Mexico City, who was then a bishop in Puebla state, was fully aware that Rivera was preying on children, and reacted by transferring the child molester to the Los Angeles diocese for some fresh American child meat. In recent court cases across the nation an obvious pattern has emerged in which Catholic bishops rotate their sex-offending priests from one parish to another, thus keeping the priests supplied with a nearly endless number of new child victims.

What is it with this Catholic obsession with virginity and pubescent children? You don’t suppose, do you, that the Catholic Church is structured in such a way as to lure sexually confused young people into a twisted and perverse, self-loathing (for good cause) Priesthood Lifestyle Choice of extreme hypocrisy and power mad dominance of innocent children?

No doubt the Los Angeles diocese has a sooper-seekrit spreadsheet locked away in a vault somewhere that indicates the average cash flow produced per-Mass by each child molesting priest. Perhaps they did not do adequate financial projections, because the downside - average number of lawsuits produced per child molesting priest, is now becoming evident.

Readers living in or traveling to LA or Mexico are cautioned to protect any children in their family from child molesters that cast magic spells for a living.

A Los Angeles court tried first in 1988 and again in 1993 to have the mother fucker child molester extradited from Mexico - where he was still celebrating Mass as a child molester in good standing, but Mexican authorities, possibly affected by the severe infestation of Catholicism in their backwater nation, failed to take action.

A current lawsuit against the Los Angeles Regional Profit Center (Archdiocese) initially included Cardinal Mahony, but he paid off the victim to shut them up earlier this year.

And the cash keeps rolling in to the world’s largest tax-free religious empire/state. There truly is one born every minute, that’s the beauty of declaring birth control a sin - the Church gets an endless supply of fresh virgin children.

Won’t somebody think of the children?

Technorati Tags: Catholic Church, Priest, Child Molester, Thomas Curry, Aguilar Rivera, Cardinal Roger Mahony, bingo, Roman Catholic, altar boys

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US Senator Larry Craig (Party of Jesus) Video on Family Values

Posted on August 28th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Court Cases, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Self Loathing, Homophobia, Mor[m]ons, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans.

Party of Jesus Senator Larry Craig, who was arrested in June for soliciting gay sex in a men’s restroom at the Minneapolis - St. Paul International Airport, is a strong supporter of Mitt Romney and Family Values. We wonder if it was Mitt’s Magic Underwear that formed the basis of the bond between these two famous homophobes.

Unfortunately his little video bit expressing his support for Magic Underwear Mitt seems to have been disappeared from the Mitt Romney Mormons for Homophobia Campaign Site. We found it though:

Apparently when he is not busy bashing fags for Jesus, old Larry likes to have a go in the poo poo room.

They are very proud of Larry back in Idaho. Here is a page that brags about Larry and warns people about gays having sex in restrooms. The good folks at the Idaho Values Alliance want you to be careful in public restrooms. You never know when you might be propositioned by a Repugnican Senator.

Technorati Tags: Larry Craig, hypocrite, Repugnican, closet case, Family Values, Mitt Romney, Magic Underwear, hypocrisy, Idaho Values Alliance, Homophobia, Airport sex, restroom sex, Party of Jesus, Senate, Senator

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Worcester MA Rapist Priest Trial Delayed for 33rd Time

Posted on August 25th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape, editorials.

A Holy Roman Child Rape Church priest dodged justice for the 33rd time in Worcester, Massachusetts this week by continuing to pretend he is not competent to stand trial. The rapist/child molester/priest, who appeared all feeble and weak in a wheelchair in court, was seen later in the day walking unassisted at a highway rest stop.

Rev. John Szantyr, age 76, claims to be incapacitated, yet he still is able to cast the usual Catholic magic spells at religious services. In the typical shuffle of child molester priests, Szantyr now lives across state lines in Connecticut, but there is no current tally for how many children he may have raped in CT so far. Szantyr, who faces charges he molested an altar boy in Worcester in the mid-1980s, has already been ruled incompetent by a judge, but he just renewed his Connecticut driver’s license.

Meanwhile the Holy Roman Altar Boy Church regional corporate accounting center in Worcester continues their vehement opposition to equal civil rights for consenting adult gay couples that do nothing to harm children. They continue to lie about gay people while protecting child molesters.

Meanwhile some of the people in Massachusetts continue to take advice about morality from the organization that has a long, well-documented, court-proven history of conspiring to protect child molesters while simultaneously distracting people from the real threat to their families by spreading hatred and lies about gay people. This seems to support the statistical probability that half of the people in any given area have below average intelligence. In other words, there are dumbasses everywhere.

The Catholic Church seems to have a love affair with virginity, from bullshit fairy tales about imaginary Virgin Mothers, to raping innocent 12 year old virgin children. Perhaps celibacy is to priesthood as WMDs are to the Party of Jesus.

Why is it that we never hear of any Catholic priests who are revered for their lifelong virginity? Too many altar boys in cute little white dresses? Why does the Catholic Church continue to allow only men that are not interested in women to become priests? Is denial really just the longest river in Egypt, or is it also a prerequisite for joining the club and learning how to cast the magic Catholic spells (which do nothing at all anyway)?

The Catholic Church has developed their own version of the US military Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy. Don’t ask if your priest is a child molester, and Don’t Tell if little Jimmy