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Vatican Opposes Stem Cell Research, Nobody Cares

Posted on December 14th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions.

The Holy Roman Altar Boy Rape Corporation has reaffirmed their opposition to stem cell research. The organization that has achieved worldwide fame for massive coverups of child molesting priests also indicated that in vitro fertilization is very, very naughty because the parish priest does not get to fantasize about a couple he married doing it.

In a stunning show of nearly human compassion, however, the world’s largest superstitious cult based corporation indicated people might not burn in hell for all time just for adopting an embryo. I bet a lot of fertility doctors issued a huge sigh of relief over that ruling!

The official eunuch, or at least celibate, spokesperson (altar boys don’t count) for the Rat in a Hat, a little gnomish looking creep named Monsignor Elio Sgreccia also indicated that women who take the drug RU-486 after being raped, or even molested by their parish priest, are committing a “gravely immoral act”.

Nobody seemed to care very much what these shriveled up old men in Rome had to say. No abortion clinics or fertility clinics shut down overnight. No doctors or scientists seemed to abandon their careers or decide to stop helping people.

Mostly it was just a bunch of noise from shriveled up creeps living lives of extreme luxury with billions of dollars collected from poor people afflicted with religious delusions. Meh.

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