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Christian Exposes Agenda of National Academy of Sciences

Posted on April 12th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Sighince, Religious Wingnuts, Schools, Sighintifik Resurch, Stoopit Religions.

Christian hogwash author Robert Bowie Johnson Jr is releasing a book that exposes the Satanic hidden agenda of the National Academy of Sciences, a scheme to teach innocent Christian children that they are descended from mere reptiles.

Don’t you just love the imaginary harm posed by imaginary threats from the imaginary enemies of their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy? I sure do.

In the mind of this buffoon, and in millions of other Christian minds, to teach evolution is synonymous with atheism. It’s just not a good idea to smoke cheap crack. Among the many thousands upon thousands of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies, Imaginary Virgin Sky Mommies, and all of the many other forms of deities people have pretended about over the last million years, certainly there are some that are compatible with evolution. And of course as long as a person believes in just one Tinkerbell or other deity, they are not an atheist.

Christians do themselves a disservice when they incorrectly identify evolution as the principle threat to their fairy tales. In reality all forms of education and science threaten the fragile shell of their crumbling fairy tales.

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