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Holy Water Rejects Demonic Cardinal, Broken Hip Results

Posted on April 8th, 2007 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Roman Catholic.

It is a well known and often documented scientific fact that Holy Water can cause great harm to demons. So it comes as no surprise to hear that Roman Catholic Cardinal Francis George of Chicago broke his hip when a puddle of Holy Water protected nearby children from his evil influence. Several virginal children were within a few feet of the Demon when the Holy Water righteously caused the 70 year old bingo caller to smash to the floor in God’s judgment of the world’s most vicious child molesting cabal.

The Cardinal survived the fall, but these sorts of demons only remain dead for 3 days even if they do fall on a wooden stake.

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