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Einstein on Religion: Childish Superstitions

Posted on May 13th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Religious Wingnuts, editorials.

Considered by many as the most brilliant scientist of the 20th century, Albert Einstein was notorious for his ability to see what is essential and disregard the meaningless. Thus it comes to as no surprise to rational people that he held all religions in very low esteem.

A letter written by Einstein will be auctioned off this week, it is a letter which reveals the contempt Einstein felt toward religious delusions.

“The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this.”

Religion has always been of the stupid, by the stupid, and for the stupid. Survey after survey has demonstrated a clear correlation between advanced education and freedom from religious delusions.

It makes sense that people who are not stupid would do better in the educational system, and they would therefore be represented in greater numbers among persons with advanced degrees. Stupid people, having less ability to differentiate between superstition and fact, are less likely to recognize and rid themselves of false ideas learned by naive children.

So be careful about the lies you tell to your children involving invisible fairies that live in the sky. It is possible that they may never learn that there is no Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny is really a person, and there are no invisible fairies up above the clouds.

And for the Fundamentalists who try to claim that the smartest man they ever heard of was suffering from religious delusions like theirs, this letter represents epic failure.

Of course they could always pray that their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy will use his magical ink re-arrangement powers to rewrite Einstein’s letter so that it conforms to their favorite fantasies.

Technorati Tags: Albert Einstein, religion, auction, letter

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UK Cardinal: Atheism is Product of Distorted Christianity

Posted on May 9th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions, editorials.

You can always tell when a religious leader is saying something stupid, just watch their lips to see if they are moving. The UK Regional Profit Manager for the Holy Roman Altar Boy Church, Cardinal Cormac Murphy O’Connor (shown in his best Sunday go to Meeting Dress) has suggested that “modern atheism” is a product of a distorted kind of Christianity.” Apparently the Cardinal believes that without Christianity there could be no atheism.

Maybe he means the distorted kind of Christianity in which people that publicly criticize the world’s wealthiest pedophile ring are not burnt at the stake. The Cardinal may be longing for the good old days, hundreds of years ago, when the religious options included Catholicism or death.

Atheism, beyond any shadow of a doubt, is the natural state of all living things.

The word atheism combines the prefix ‘a’, meaning without, with the word theism, meaning a delusional belief in one or more Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy(ies). If you made a nearly infinitely large chart, and you listed all of the gods that have ever been imagined by a human being on the left side, and all of the gods that a newborn baby believes in on the right side, the chart would be empty on the right side. A newborn baby is without any delusional belief in invisible fairies, therefore all babies are born as atheists.

Let us now compare what Cardinal O’Connor calls “modern atheism” with, say, the atheism of a newborn human baby born 27,521 years ago.

The modern atheist does not believe in any Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy. The newborn baby 27,521 years ago also did not believe in any Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy. So far there does not seem to be any difference.

It must be very lonely running the regional profit center for the Church in modern day Britain. The British people are not constantly awash in idiotic Fundamentalist drivel like some other nations. The average man in the street in the UK today has no interest in anything to do with Christianity. Brits really are good at recognizing bullshit when it is being shoveled.

There is one consistent note to every attempt by Christians to denigrate atheism, they must always begin by misrepresenting the definition of the term. Cardinal O’Connor, commenting on Richard Dawkins:

“The interesting question about atheism is what is the theism being denied? Have you ever met anyone who believes what Richard Dawkins does not believe in? The God that is being rejected by such people is a God I don’t believe in either.”

Here is the interesting answer, the theism that atheists do not believe includes all delusions about all imaginary deities no matter who is being delusional or what they have to say about their delusion. For each and every Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, all atheists everywhere throughout all time do not believe in that delusion. Modern atheists and ancient atheists do not believe in exactly the same number of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies - all of them.

So Cardinal O’Connor, whatever color you may think your invisible super pal’s beard may be, we do not believe that it exists.

A person that does not believe in any God at all, even the ones that have not been imagined yet, is an atheist.

A person that only disbelieves in a subset of invisible super pals, but who does believe in one or more Special Friend(s) is not an atheist.

No belief in any God = atheism. Belief in more than zero God(s) = theism. We hope this is clear enough that even a professional Catholic can understand it.

Technorati Tags: God-free zone, United Kingdom, UK, Cardinal Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Holy Roman Boy Rape Church, atheism, atheists, Richard Dawkins, atheism, modern atheism

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Spanish Woman Poses Nude To Embarrass Mean Uncle Cardinal

Posted on May 6th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Christian Candy, Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Homophobia, Lying Bastards, Religious Fraud, Religious Wingnuts, Roman Catholic, Stoopit Religions, Uncategorized.

A Spanish mother of two, whose uncle is a neo-fascist Catholic Cardinal pig and friend of the Rat in a Hat, was slighted when her uncle ignored the deaths of both of her parents, refusing to attend their funerals and even offering a bald faced lie as an excuse. Perhaps the parents were not hate-mongering homophobic liars, and Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela did not like them for thinking independent thoughts. So she did a photoshoot for a Spanish soft porn magazine, Interviú, just to piss off Uncle Asshole. Ha ha!

Magdalena Rouco Hernández stripped off to embarrass her uncle, who is head of the Spanish Episcopal Conference and also a friend of Pope Benedict XVI [ed: Rat in a Hat].

The mother-of-two posed topless on eight pages of Interviú magazine, whose curious formula consists of generous helpings of female flesh combined with serious investigations.

The 27-year-old, who went to mass every day as a girl, said she chose to do the photoshoot to expose her uncle’s “hypocrisy” following her father’s death. “My uncle never tires of repeating that the family is sacred and that you have to respect it. But then he does not respect it and abandons his own,” she said.

“When my father died, [Rouco] did not come to the funeral, didn’t send flowers or tell my mother of his sorrow. He told us he had a meeting with Pope John Paul II, but it was not true.

Who has Family Values? Is it the daughter who loved her parents dearly and later posed in a risque fashion, or is it the Family Values Cardinal who does not even give a shit about his own family.

The Cardinal loves to spread lies and hatred, he is after all a Catholic Cardinal, so he says idiotic things like “gay marriage is the worst disaster in 200 years“. No doubt because of the millions of deaths in Spain since gay marriage became legal. Altar boys know that the more a priest complains about homosexuals, the more dresses he has in his closet. I bet the Spanish altar boys don’t ever let him get them alone in a corner.

One thing I really do admire very much about Spanish culture is that they do not tolerate fascist pig religious leaders messing with their government. They have learned from experience.

Technorati Tags: Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela, Magdalena Rouco Hernández, soft porn, Pope Benedict XVI, Rat in a Hat, Spanish Episcopal Conference, photoshoot, Interviú magazine

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Innocent Photographer Released from US Concentration Camp

Posted on May 1st, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Court Cases, Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, US Concentration Camp, Warmongering, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

For some time the US government, acting on the orders of Our Glorious Christian Leader, has been operating a concentration camp in Cuba. We call the US detention center a concentration camp because it is consistent with the definition of the term.

a camp where non-combatants of a district are accommodated, such as those instituted by Lord Kitchener during the South African war of 1899-1902; one for the internment of political prisoners, foreign nationals, etc., esp. as organized by the Nazi regime in Germany before and during the war of 1939-45.

Today an innocent man arrested without due cause was released. Sami al-Hajj had been held prisoner by US forces for 6 years without ever being charged with any crime. Before he was illegally detained by imperialist invaders he was working as a photographer for Al Jazeera.

During the first year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Our Glorious Christian Leader.

During the second year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Darth Cheney.

During the third year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Donald “Death Star” Rumsfeld.

During the fourth year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Co-Conspirator Rice.

During the fifth year he was held in the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. He had no rights according to Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales.

During the sixth year he was released from the US concentration camp without being charged with any crime. Nobody has apologized for holding him prisoner for 6 years with no charges.

We do not know how often he was tortured, but we do know who authorized the torture.

Since he was never charged with any crime at all, not even littering, what shall we presume about his guilt or innocence? Is there any presumption to be made about a person’s guilt or innocence? How about if a person has not only never been convicted of a crime, suppose they have never even been charged with a crime - are they still guilty?

Technorati Tags: Our Glorious Christian Leader, torture, waterboarding, Darth Cheney, conspiracy to start a war of aggression, Co-Conspirator Rice, Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzale, concentration camp, guantanamo, war criminals, George War Criminal Bush, Al Jazeera, Innocent man, Guantanamo, conspiracy to start a war of aggression, George Bush

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Australian Gay Couple Defeats Religious Bigots in Court

Posted on April 28th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Faith Based Bigotry, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Stoopit Religions.

An Australian gay couple have defeated Jesus. A God hates fags Christian foster care agency lost in court. Take that Jesus, take the whole thing.

Despite the fact that NSW law already permits foster care by gay couples, the bigots for Jesus at the Uniting Church refused to consider the application by the couple because of the fact that they are gay. The Jebus-based bigots claimed in court that they should be allowed to be narrow minded bigoted assholes because their interpretation of their stupid religion suggested to them that bigotry is holy and tolerance and acceptance of others is evil. Yup, that’s Christianity, certainly one of the 10,000 stupidest dumbass religions ever invented. Not that other religions are not stupid too, it’s just that Christianity is so excellent at claiming to be nice while being very, very nasty.

So, once again the all powerful creator of the universe turns up as a loser in court, a place where only facts matter. Take that, Jesus!

Technorati Tags: Australia, gay couple, Jesus loses, foster care, homophobia, queer, rights, NSW, Anti-Discrimination Act, John Hatzistergos, NSW Administrative Decisions Tribunal, Uniting Church

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Pope Expresses Deep Shame Over Child Molestations by Priests

Posted on April 15th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Court Cases, Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Priest Rape, Religious Fraud, Roman Catholic, child rape.

The Rat in a Hat, spiritual leader of over 1 billion deeply delusional people, has said a few things with which we are happy to agree. This came as a surprise, but a pleasant one.

Speaking with reporters while airborne on Pope 1 enroute to the US, the world’s wealthiest man who wears a gold lamé dress, said that he was deeply ashamed of the thousands of cases of child sexual abuse perpetrated by his employees in conducting the official business of his corporate state. This shame that he feels is completely justified and realistic, unlike much of what he says.

The Rat in a Hat has every good reason to be ashamed of the history of conspiracy, cover ups, enabling, and white-washing of felony crimes committed by his associates. He is especially entitled to be ashamed of his personal role in ordering the coverups and then later seeking legal immunity for his role. In 2001 then Cardinal Ratzinger, a/k/a God’s Rotweiler, he sent a letter to US bishops ordering them to cover up the crimes of his employees.

So yeah, Ratzi, you do have plenty to apologize for, and maybe some more cash-bleeding court cases to suffer through too. But at least we know that when it came to choosing between protecting the church from the testimony of victims, or protecting children from child molesting priests - you made the choice to protect the Vatican instead of the kids.

Back to today’s interview over the Atlantic, the Rat in a Hat did have the good taste to make it clear that these felon priests were pedophiles, and that this was not the same as being homosexual. Maybe it is the small miracles we should be thankful for, don’t seem to be a lot of big ones.

Technorati Tags: Rat in a Hat, Ratzinger, Child abuse, priest rape, catholic church, coverups, conspiracy, priest roulette, papal visit, his holiness

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Construction Worker Caught Getting Cozy With Jesus

Posted on April 14th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Dumbass Religions, Holy Roman Child Rape Church, Roman Catholic.

A Construction worker who was supposed to be disassembling a crucifix was caught in this image with his right hand feeling up the inside of Jesus’ bare, sexy thigh. Meanwhile his partner in crime was scooping up some holy armpit musk.

God will pass judgment on a nation that allows this kind of mockery aimed at holy icons. Help preserve the Sanctity of Crucifixes. Only priests, bishops, cardinals and The Rat himself should be allowed to feel up Jesus. They are the guys who are sort of married kind-of to the Son of God, by signing on as priests they publicly renounce girls as being icky and having lots of cooties, it’s an all boys club.

These construction workers are not sworn to a life of celibacy (except altar boys) like a priest is, so they should NOT be feeling up Jesus like that.

Technorati Tags: Jesus, rat in a hat, crucifix, papal visit, altar boys, priests, gay sex

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Christian Exposes Agenda of National Academy of Sciences

Posted on April 12th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Dumbass Religions, Faith-based Sighince, Religious Wingnuts, Schools, Sighintifik Resurch, Stoopit Religions.

Christian hogwash author Robert Bowie Johnson Jr is releasing a book that exposes the Satanic hidden agenda of the National Academy of Sciences, a scheme to teach innocent Christian children that they are descended from mere reptiles.

Don’t you just love the imaginary harm posed by imaginary threats from the imaginary enemies of their Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy? I sure do.

In the mind of this buffoon, and in millions of other Christian minds, to teach evolution is synonymous with atheism. It’s just not a good idea to smoke cheap crack. Among the many thousands upon thousands of Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies, Imaginary Virgin Sky Mommies, and all of the many other forms of deities people have pretended about over the last million years, certainly there are some that are compatible with evolution. And of course as long as a person believes in just one Tinkerbell or other deity, they are not an atheist.

Christians do themselves a disservice when they incorrectly identify evolution as the principle threat to their fairy tales. In reality all forms of education and science threaten the fragile shell of their crumbling fairy tales.

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Technorati Tags: Christian, creationism, creationist, evolution, National Academy of Science

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Arkansas Moves to Protect Sanctity of Marriage from Toddler Agenda

Posted on April 4th, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Comedy, Faith-based Legislation, Homophobia, Religious Wingnuts, Repugnicans, Stoopit Religions.

(Trailer Park, Arkansas) In a bold move designed to Protect the Sanctity of Marriage, a group of Arkansas legislators have closed a loophole that was allowing toddler and pre-school children to marry each other as long as neither party was pregnant. Mostly it is little girl toddlers that get pregnant in Arkansas, though some unusual boys do study ballet and hairdressing.

A 2007 revision of the Arkansas marital code had extended marriage privileges to all heterosexual infants, toddlers, pre-schoolers, and students as long as Mommy or Daddy signed a permission slip. In their mad rush to protect the citizens of Arkansas from adult gay couples that love each other and wish to commit to each other, the legislators forgot to read the bill they had rushed through the legislature by a margin of lots and lots of Jesus.

With elections coming up, legislators all across the Booble Belt are desperately trying to Out-Jesus each other in order to get the Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy client vote, estimated at 93% in Jebus-rich Arkansas. But when news got out last year that they had accidentally Jesused the law incorrectly, the Party of Jesus dominated Arkansas legislature had a bit of Jesus egg on their faces.

Children as young as just born were permitted in the Jesus-modded law until the correction was made this week.

Meanwhile in nearby Oklahoma Sally Kern is expected to comment on the threat posed by the Toddler agenda.

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Our Glorious Christian Leader Not Subject to Human Laws

Posted on April 2nd, 2008 by Fagnit.
Categories: Faith-Based Hypocrisy, Faith-Based Invasions, Imperialist wars, Lying Bastards, Our Glorious Christian Leader, Repugnicans, Warmongering, faith-based torture, waterboarding.

Official US Government policy approving of the use of torture justifies the immoral, illegal, brutal, inhumane, demeaning, fascist behavior of Our Glorious Christian Leader by pretending that Our Glorious Christian Leader is not subject to laws made by mere international treaties signed by the USA. The Pentagon is covering their ass.

The memo was written by John Yoo, who was then deputy assistant attorney general for the Office of Legal Counsel under Alberto “Torture Time” Gonzales, a primary enabler of faith-based torture initiatives.

While the so-called legal opinion does not actually say that Our Glorious Christian Leader answers directly to God, it has been widely reported that God told Our Glorious Christian Leader to engage in an illegal conspiracy to promote a war of aggression based on a pack of lies.

Of course since Jesus H. Christ told Our Glorious Christian Leader that he should invade Iraq this means he was delegating authority, and with authority directly from his Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, it seems obvious that Our Glorious Christian Leader should not be subject to the laws of mere mortals. Praise Him!

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